Chapter 414: The Beginning of the Bianliang Fart King

Since Boss Zhao won the country, the political style of the Great Song Dynasty has changed sharply and has become extremely conservative.

It is necessary to have a good relationship with the scholars, and to connect with Zai Fu's heart......

So the future emperor was aggrieved by the rules made by Zhao Laoda, but he couldn't complain.

As for Zhao Laoer, I don't know if this product is weak or what, but he has taken this style to the extreme.

When it came to Zhenzong, a poem of encouragement let the world know that the royal family and the scholars were really heart-to-heart.

Come on, live a good life with my old Zhao family.

But Zhenzong is a lump of mud, there is no doubt about this, the foundation of the Great Song Dynasty has been hollowed out by this goods.

Fortunately, his son Zhao Zhen is not bad, and he has been cultivating and recuperating for many years, so that the Great Song Dynasty has made some improvements.

But the problem of the Great Song Dynasty has been deeply rooted and has become a number of cancers. Renzong struggled once during the Gyeongri period, but was frightened by the counterattack of those with vested interests, and did not dare to mention reform again.

And the clan is a cancer.

They don't give birth, they have to be awarded officials at the age of five, and they have been holding iron jobs since then.

If the number of people in the clan is small, it would be fine, but now that the number of people in the clan has successfully exceeded the 1,000 mark, the pressure on the finances is getting bigger and bigger.

Last time, Shen An quietly calculated it through the relationship, but he was scared to pee.

The expenses of the clan are twice as high as those of the hundred officials in Beijing, and weddings, funerals, and various rewards are not counted here.

It's a cancer.

If you are honest, it is fine, but today it seems that some people are not honest.

Zhao Yunliang muttered: "The old man's loyalty can be revealed. ”

"!"

Shen An didn't believe in any loyalty at all, and Zhao Zhen would definitely not believe it.

Otherwise, Zhao Yunliang is useless to pretend to be a madman at home.

"It's not a good thing for young people to be aggressive, it's too sharp...... Easy to fold. ”

A voice came, Shen An looked, and saw a man walking over. He said lightly: "A certain general of the Left Dragon Martial Army, Zhao Zongge, the defense envoy of Shenzhou." ”

There are many arrogant people in the clan, and this Zhao Zongge is the son of Zhao Yunning, and he is considered a close relative, so he is very embarrassed.

Which crotch didn't close and let you out?

Shen Anpi said with a smile: "Too sharp and easy to break? I don't know about this, but when I kill the enemy in the battle array, I always dislike the long knife in my hand is not sharp enough, and I can't wait for one knife or two, and those internal organs will flow out...... Do you know the color of a person's intestines? ”

There was a burst of saliva swallowing saliva around him, and Zhao Zongge's face in front of him changed slightly.

These clans have been pampered since childhood, and they have never worried about their future, where have they seen such cruelty.

Shen An was like a demon spitting venom in his mouth: "Flowers are green, no matter how handsome people look at them, no matter how beautiful people are, their intestines are all colorful and smelly...... And the fat...... The best thing is that you are fat and thin...... The fat is all yellow, and it's the same ...... as the fat chicken."

"Gross!"

Zhao Zongge was trying to control himself, but he vomited uncontrollably.

"Huh! What is it? Bowels? ”

Shen An took a few steps back with a look of disgust.

There was some green in the vomit, probably because it was eaten late for breakfast, and it was not digested.

"Gross!"

Someone behind him was vomiting, and Shen An said innocently: "This is what he asked, and he just said it in passing." ”

Zhao Yunbi was also a little disgusted, and he said in a deep voice: "The benefits of the tongue ......"

Shen An's face suddenly turned sharp, and he said, "What were you doing when you killed the enemy for the Great Song Dynasty?" ”

He had long since gotten tired of this old fellow.

pretending to be a serious person all day long, but the greed in his bones can't be hidden, and his coveting of that throne makes him start to come out frequently.

What he didn't know was that when Zhao Zhen died, this series of performances would be called wonderful......

Zhao Yunbi snorted coldly and said, "I'll wait for the noble ...... of Tianhuang."

"Oh my God, your sister!"

Zhao Yunbi couldn't help but change color, and said angrily: "What did you say? ”

Shen An took a step forward and said: "A certain person was born and died for the Great Song Dynasty in the southwest, protecting his family and defending the country, but if the soldiers knew that they were protecting a fool like you, I am afraid that they would rather let the enemy in and kill you!" ”

Refreshing!

Shen An's anger towards this group of clans was finally vented, and by the way, Lao Zhao's plan was reversed.

Aren't you going to label me?

Okay, wait until I mess up the idea that you want to be with the clan.

Lao Zhao was a little overwhelmed in the face of Zhao Yunbi and Zhao Yunliang's alliance, so he took this opportunity to win over a few allies.

But now that Shen An is stirring up like this, the allies are all squatting on the ground and vomiting, and they are all fart!

- You are not qualified to arrange my future!

This is Shen An's hint.

His words were a bit out of line, and most of the clans glared at him angrily, but they succeeded in stopping the momentum of vomiting.

"Ahem!"

Zhao Yunrang came.

The atmosphere at the scene was tense, and Zhao Yunrang knew that his plan had failed, so he asked, "What's the trouble?" ”

A junior said about the conflict just now, and Zhao Yunrang's eyes were more helpless, and then scolded: "Isn't it just intestines?" Spit out! The old man eats fried fat sausages every once in a while, and the taste of the marinated large intestine is also good......"

Vomit!

That Zhao Zongge vomited again.

Zhao Yunrang looked at him helplessly, shook his head and said, "Originally, the old man thought you were a tough guy, but now it seems that ......"

Lao Zhao has a good impression of this Zhao Zongge, but this guy is not angry.

Zhao Zongge regretted it in his heart, and was about to say something good, but Shen An said pretendedly: "You looked a little tired before, but your anger is not small, do you know why?" ”

Zhao Zongge shook his head, and Shen An said with a concerned face: "This is a false fire, is it ...... recently?"

He smiled, very evil: "Playing with women too much, right?" Can you have night sweats when you sleep at night? ”

Zhao Zongge looked shocked and blurted out: "How do you know? ”

Shen An guessed blindly, he saw that Zhao Zongge's face was flushed and he was short of qi when he spoke, so he thought of those symptoms on the telephone poles in later generations.

The old military doctor cures all diseases!

What the...... What the...... It's unspeakable, and the old military doctor cured it.

Zhao Zongge didn't admit himself, Shen An sighed: "Be restrained!" Back...... Eat more beans, preferably roasted and fried, fragrant, but pay attention to ......"

He stood with his hands in his hands, and an air of an expert emanated.

"It's best to detox...... By the way, you can eat fried beans? ”

Everyone shook their heads, everyone is not bad for money, eating mutton is the king, who eats fried beans!

That's right!

If you don't eat fried beans regularly, you don't know the consequences.

Shen An nodded and said, "This recipe is extremely simple, but it can detoxify. ”

"Detox? How to arrange? ”

Zhao Zongge suddenly remembered Shen An's nickname 'The Descendant of the Divine Doctor of Bishan', and this person was extremely medically virtuous, even if Han Qi was his opponent, he still gave a prescription to cure stomach problems. Han Qi did so, and now he is white and fat, claiming to be able to eat a sheep in one meal.

Shen An saw that he was tricked, so he said, "Yes...... There's going to be some of that. ”

Zhao Zongge was stunned, Shen An thought he didn't understand this word, so he said, "It's just that he can fart!" ”

Zhao Zongge nodded and said, "Recently, I have been sweating at night, my spirit is not good, and I ......am very angry."

"That's the right thing!"

Shen An stretched out his hand to stroke his beard, and halfway remembered that he didn't have a beard, so he changed direction, patted Zhao Zongge's shoulder, and said, "Keep eating, there are many benefits." ”

"Thank you."

Zhao Zongge bowed down sincerely and thanked him, and Shen An said with a smile: "It's just a trivial matter, a certain weekday sweeps the floor for fear of hurting the lives of ants and cherishes the moth gauze lamp, you are just a trivial matter." ”

Wait until you become the king of Bianliang, and then thank me.

"Anbei is coming with so."

Zhao Zongshi, who had been watching all this, suddenly spoke, he slowly got up, nodded to those sects, and then walked out.

Just now he allowed Shen An to break his father's wishful thinking, and now he is cleaning up the mess, which can be called immovable.

Shen An and he walked out of here and turned all the way to the path on the right.

Zhao Zongshi's face was pale, but his expression was calm.

He turned around and saw Shen An looking at the surrounding scenery carelessly, so he smiled and said: "Many things are fate, my father refuses to accept his fate, and he refuses to admit defeat, today's party is just wishful thinking." Those people...... Each has its own thoughts, but in fact, they are all unwilling to make a move if they don't see the benefits, Zhao Yunliang and Zhao Yunbi are mixed together, if they are willing to give benefits......"

There was a cold color between his eyebrows, and then he looked at Shen An.

Is this a test for me?

Shen An said honestly: "The official family is going to be dissatisfied. ”

Clan Affiliation...... Lao Tzu doesn't have a son yet, what do you want to do?

Zhao Zhen is not a good stubble.

Zhao Zongshi smiled and said, "You are good. ”

"My father is concerned about chaos, and I always feel that our family should also find an ally, but my family used to be alone, and if there were allies, they would be tied...... Don't blame your father, he has no bad intentions towards you. ”

Shen An nodded and said, "This one knows." ”

Lao Zhao made mistakes intermittently, and Shen An could have laughed it off, but Zhao Zongge came out to question, which made him a little angry, so he fooled this one, and by the way, he made those clans ugly.

"You! Surely there will be retribution. ”

Zhao Zongshi walked slowly, looking from behind, the whole person looked extremely lonely.

As the saying goes, neurological patients have a wide range of ideas, and anxious patients have careful thoughts......

Shen An thought wildly, and felt that Jianwei Bibao did not meet his moral standards, so he explained indiscriminately: "Today's clan gathering, I'm afraid that the official family will pay attention. If it is a harmonious atmosphere, there must be some troubles. ”

Zhao Zongshi's body was shocked, and Shen An knew that he had listened, so he continued: "The official family's body is becoming more and more decayed, but the emperor is the emperor, no matter what they can't tolerate at any time, the last thing they can tolerate is the challenge to that throne...... Today......"

Zhao Zongshi turned around, his eyebrows were more sad, and he said: "This matter is a little jealous, but my father's interest is high......"

What Lao Zhao wants to do, ordinary people can't stop it.

Even death cannot stop it.

Shen An's eyes rolled, "Why don't you ...... spread a lie, make the king of the county angry, and then have a ...... with Zhao Yunbi and them"

Zhao Zongshi hesitated a little, and Shen An sighed: "The king of the county wants to use today's gathering to fight back against Zhao Yunliang and Zhao Yunbi, but this is not a good thing!" ”

Zhao Zongshi said: "That's it, let's talk about it." ”

Shen An gave up, and after Zhao Zongshi went back, Zhao Zhongjun came out from the side.

"Brother Anbei, the younger brother has prepared a lot of good things."

Shen An asked with a black line on his face, "Can you let it go?" ”

Zhao Zhongjun's eyes turned over, and then nodded slightly.

Shen An raised his hand, and finally couldn't help asking, "Who did you put it on?" ”

Zhao Zhongjun bowed his head and said, "Give Zhao Yunbi and Zhao Zongge ......"

OK!

This kid even knows the truth of fiction and reality.

Zhao Zongge has a good relationship with this side, if he is also recruited, Zhao Yunbi will not be able to accuse him of being the black hand of the county king's mansion.

Shen An was in a good mood, and after chatting with him for a while, he heard a commotion over there.

It turned out that Zhao Yunrang and Zhao Yunbi were quarreling, Zhao Yunrang had profound skills, Zhao Yunbi was invincible, and finally became angry and ashamed, so he made a gesture to do it......

The two hurried over, and saw that Zhao Yunrang was laughing with one eye, and Zhao Yunbi, who was helped back, had a bruised and swollen face, obviously suffering a loss.

Zhao Zhongji looked at Zhao Yunbi coldly and said, "I should have given more medicine if I knew it, so that he couldn't pull it out for ten days and a half......"

Shen An glanced at him, and secretly complained in his heart.

What kind of monster did Lao Tzu teach!

It turned out to be a drug user.

It was diarrhea before, but now it is constipation, and after he plays well, the people in the harem will be unlucky.

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