Chapter 87: The Teacher Treats Me as a Typical Person

Today's first lesson is arithmetic.

What is an arithmetic lesson?

In fact, it is an arithmetic class, elementary school arithmetic, and a first-grade arithmetic class.

But! In the beginning, I didn't go straight to class, but reviewed. Review the new words you learned yesterday, and then review the arithmetic lesson from yesterday.

1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10 in arithmetic class has already been learned. I also learned addition and subtraction within ten digits.

Maybe it was Confucius who taught the Qi Guan clan in the night school, and the two wives who taught the Qi Guan clan. Maybe these two ladies are not simple and can teach. Anyway! They teach very well.

When learning to add and subtract the decimal digits, they asked the children to prepare ten twigs. Addition or subtraction uses these ten twigs to add or subtract.

The children completely treat this teaching method as a game, and not only do they not get tired of it, but they are also very serious.

The two ladies not only taught the children addition and subtraction, but also taught them to recognize these numbers and symbols.

In a word! After a class, the children's interest in learning is very high.

After learning the new lesson, let the children move around for a while. In the corner, there are a few urinals, and those who want to pee are going to pee. Girls, on the other hand, dodged aside to squat and pee. A few naughty little boys secretly ran over to watch.

The atmosphere of the scene is quite harmonious.

Although Le Ge also sat in the back and listened to the lecture, his mind was not on this. Elementary school arithmetic, he knows it. But! Ancient characters are different from modern ones, and they really have to be learned.

During recess activities, the children peed and peed, crazy and crazy, he opened the yard door and stood at the yard gate and looked out.

"Didn't expect that? Your brother is quite serious about his studies! A lady glanced at Lege, who was standing outside the door, and said to the Qi Guan.

"Woo!" Qi Guan said with a snort: "He's not stupid! When I was a child, I fell from a tree when I went up to the tree to pound the bird's nest and dig out the bird's eggs, and my head was broken. In the past, he was fine! The mouth is also sweet. The people in our village love him! ”

"Yes! Somewhat stupid! But not stupid! Stayed a little! Thought slower! But! He looks like a human, and he can be regarded as a beautiful man! Another lady said.

"It's a pity! If he has a good head, he is a talent! I asked my husband to find him an errand and live a happy life. But is he like this? can only be taken by Mr. and Mrs. ”

"Woo!" Qi Guanshi said again: "The last time he went to hunt together, he did a safari, and he came back after earning a lot of money. He gave me all the money, and I kept it for him! ”

"It's hard for you! Master! With such a stupid brother, you have to worry a lot! He believes in you and gives you the money. Alas! You can only worry about him more. ”

Another lady also responded: "Yes! You have to visit him everywhere to see which house has a girl, and find him one!" Let him have a family. ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! Lege is also so old, and he has reached the age of marriage! But! Fools also have the benefits of being fools, and they don't have to go to military service! ”

"Yes! Fools don't have to do military service! Furthermore! Even if you have to serve in the military and let your husband come forward, don't go to the battlefield! It's a big deal to go to the Lu Palace as an errand boy. ”

"Woo!" Qi Guan said again: "When I was at my mother's house, my father asked people to find him, but the girls in the neighborhood were unwilling to marry. ”

"Huh?"

"This?"

"But!" Qi Guanshi hurriedly added: "The widows around him who know him are willing to ask him to join him. But? Lege doesn't want to get involved? ”

"Widow?"

"It's a pity!"

"Le Ge said! He's going to be punished! Qi Guanshi said.

Qi Guan's family didn't dare to tell the truth, saying that Lege was reluctant to join the widow because he liked her.

Lege stood at the gate of the courtyard, not knowing what the three women were saying together. Looking at the scenery in front of him, he still has a sense of ambition.

Oh, yes! If you want to live well in this ancient society, you have to study. If you don't know how to read, you have to learn all the ancient words in order to survive better.

To fight for hegemony, you must also know the ancient words, otherwise! may have been fooled by others. In this troubled world, the world is very bad.

The civil official approves a sum, and the military attache runs to a dead end!

So! It's better to learn the text first!

Learn literature from Confucius first, understand the basic situation of the world by the way, and then try to develop later.

Le Ge thinks: The king and the Son of Heaven are not as good as Confucius!

How can you say that? Because! How many kings and sons of heaven are there who are vying for hegemony? But how much does history remember? Confucius, Lao Tzu and others will always be remembered by history.

Hegemony! can only be a hero for a while, and leave a name for a lifetime. Ultimately! Obsolete by history.

The rich people, the rich second generation, and the powerful are the same, only for a while. Time has passed, it is short-lived, maybe a few years, ten years later, no one will remember them anymore!

So! The king and the Son of Heaven are inferior to Confucius!

So Lege decided: study hard and make progress every day! Be a good student and play the role in front of you: be an elementary school student.

When class was over, Le Ge returned to the courtyard, closed the courtyard door, and sat down in the middle of the last row.

In this lesson, there is no new content, it is all a review. And! It is a hodgepodge of review, Chinese, arithmetic, and so on.

To put it more clearly, it is an exam in disguise.

"What is one plus one?"

The clever student immediately replied, "One plus one equals two!" ”

The stupid students had to add two branches together and answer that they were equal to two.

Of course! It's just an analogy.

The two teachers do not take the test directly like this, one plus one, one plus two, and one plus three. But! Disrupted the exam. One moment he said that nine plus one is equal to how many, and the next time he asked how many times one plus nine was equal.

A smart student is able to answer in one bite, while a stupid student can only stack branches and count them.

After reviewing addition, review subtraction.

"Lege!" A lady shouted.

"It's time for the song!"

"What is one minus one?" The teacher asked.

Lege tilted his head and looked under the eaves. When the teacher asked him such a simple question, he laughed angrily.

Qi Guanshi, who was standing under the eaves (on the podium), also snickered when she heard her sister-in-law quietly ask about Lege.

This kind of simple arithmetic problem, Le Ge will naturally be able to calculate.

In any era, whether you have been to school or not, you will be able to do basic arithmetic. Otherwise! You can't buy and sell on the streets.

"One minus one equals two! Teacher! Lege said loudly.

"Whoa!"

There was an uproar in the classroom! Almost all of the students turned their heads and looked at Lege.

No! I'm watching the jokes of the music songs!

Even the usual fools know that "one minus one equals zero", and the teacher has memorized it many times he has taken the test.

It was meant to be! A branch minus a branch, and there is no more? No! is equal to zero.

A question that a fool would do, but a song can't be done?

Despise! The classmates despised it for a while!

"Lege! Sir asks you: how much is one minus one! Didn't I ask you what one plus one is? Another lady prompted.

She thought! You may have heard the song wrong! Think of subtraction as addition.

One plus one equals two, but subtraction is not! One minus one equals zero.

"Teacher! I get it! One minus one equals two! Lege said loudly.

"How can one minus one equal two? How did the teacher teach you? Are you ready for the branches? ”

"He didn't prepare a branch! He only went to school today. ”

"Oh! Oh, yes! The teacher who asked the question turned to Le Ge and said, "After class, prepare ten branches." You give it a try! One minus one, how many are left? ”

Looking at the serious appearance of the beautiful teacher, Le Ge was laughed angrily.

Nima Di! I don't even know how much one minus one is? Am I really stupid?