Chapter 781: Aiqing, Let's Shave Your Hair Together!
Your Majesty! ”
Tianguan Ru Yu was the first to exclaim, followed by several other ministers who also shouted, stunned. Zhu Di is like no one around, and he still talks to the big guy!
"You see, this anchovy is the emperor's favorite food, it is delicious and easy to catch...... No, someone came up with a good solution, which is to use a sea boat to transport, and then throw a few black fish in the cabin, so that when they are sent to the capital, the anchovy is still alive and fresh. I also specially invited a famous chef from Jiangnan, the craftsmanship is not bad, right? ”
Zhu Di said with a smile, but where could these people laugh, on the contrary, tears were rolling in their stomachs.
"Your Majesty, why are you embarrassed by yourself!"
Ru Yu cried bitterly, kept using her head to pestle the floor tiles, and her head was red and swollen after a while.
Zhu Di saw it in his eyes, so he had to put down his chopsticks, walked in front of Ru Yu, and knelt down in person, "Don't cry, I told you that this hair has been shaved for three days!" ”
"Three days?"
Ru Yu was completely stupid, and all the officials were shocked, why didn't she find out in three days?
Zhu Di stood up straight and said with a smile: "On my first day, I always felt awkward, uncomfortable doing anything, and my heart was messy. But the next day, I felt that the benefits had come, my hair was shaved short, my brain was clear, and when I woke up in the morning, it was easy to freshen up, and I slept a quarter of an hour longer than usual! ”
Zhu Di stretched his waist and said with a smile: "A quarter of an hour in the morning is better than an hour in the evening, it's comfortable!" ”
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have been shaving my hair for three days, and you only know that it is not a big deal to see whether you shave your hair or not, you shouldn't make a big fuss, don't you say?"
Zhu Di said, but the courtiers below couldn't listen to a word anymore...... The big guy howled and cried bitterly, more distressed than the death of his mother.
"Your Majesty, the body is skinned, and the parents are received. If the first emperor saw His Majesty shaving his hair, the first emperor would also be angry. ”
"Yes, Your Majesty, your hair cannot be shaved, and the ministers implore Your Majesty to change back to the original hairstyle!"
Zhu Di snorted and said angrily: "Impossible! ”
In fact, when he decided to shave his hair, Zhu Di was quite hesitant, he ran to find Queen Xu with apprehension, this kind of thing, only his wife can give him confidence.
Who knew that Xu Miaoyun didn't hesitate at all, and directly broke Zhu Di's hair and took out a complete set of tools.
"You, where did you come from?" Zhu Di was stupid.
"Where else can it come from? Of course it's a little sister. Xu Miaoyun smiled and said: "She shaved Mrs. Liu's hair and designed a new hairstyle, Your Majesty can rest assured, the concubine is guaranteed to be better than the little sister!" ”
Queen Xu couldn't wait, Zhu Di suddenly felt furious, he was almost waiting for death to come.
Who knew that Queen Xu was really not a vegetarian, clippers and scissors, and she was very skillful.
She first cut off her excessively long hair, leaving a dozen centimeters in length, then washed it with hot water and then treated it with clippers...... After working for almost an hour, Zhu Di's hair was trimmed.
The sideburns on both sides are retained, the back is combed on the front, and osmanthus oil is used, which is fragrant, and the wing good crown is worn, and from the front, it is almost exactly the same as usual.
In order to be safe, Queen Xu also lined the Yishan crown with a layer of black yarn, so that there would be no flaws.
To be honest, Zhu Di was really not used to shaving his hair at first, and he always felt that something was missing. But after three days, he found that his hair was thicker, his head was more refreshed, and it was easy to comb.
In the past, it used to be cleaned every day, but now it is once every two days, or even once every three days, and it is not too messy. And the hair is shorter, making it easier to manage.
The time saved, whether it is sleeping, or dealing with government affairs, is very good. As the Son of Heaven, he is the one who lacks the most sleep.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I consulted the historical materials and found that the style of clothing with wide collars and large sleeves originated from Guan Zhong, and the purpose was to sell more cloth, and later Zhao Wuling King Hufu rode and shot, and the Han and Tang dynasties descended to all dynasties, and the style of clothing changed, and there were many places, and there was nothing wrong with me shaving my hair, after all, I also imitated the sages!"
"Definitely!"
Someone immediately stood up, "Your Majesty, although the previous generation has changed, but since ancient times, Huaxia has retained its hair, and it is really unacceptable that Your Majesty decided to shave his hair just based on the words of the craftsman." ”
Some people took the lead, Ru Yu, Yang Jing, including the cabinet members, and the rest of the Jiuqing important ministers, spoke out one after another, and some people cried bitterly, if Zhu Di still insisted, he would rather die in Fengtian Temple.
Even if it is as strong as the Yongle Emperor, there is no way to face the crazy ministers in the stomach.
At this time, Liu Chun had to stand up.
"Princes ......"
Before Liu Chun could say the next words, the big guys were all red and red-eyed, staring at Liu Chun viciously, as if they were going to eat him.
"Taifu!"
Hu Guang suddenly shouted, "What is your intention in instigating the Son of Heaven to shave his hair?" ”
"That's right! The Son of Heaven changed his clothes, is this also a change? This is Yiyi to change into Xia, Taifu, aren't you afraid of leaving an infamy for eternity? ”
"Taifu, I admire your talents, but what is the difference between you and a traitorous villain, how do you lead a hundred officials? Taifu, you should go to work and return to your hometown, think about it behind closed doors! ”
Good guy, I want to let Liu Chun get out of here.
These people are really angry, completely incomprehensible, and intolerable.
This has greatly exceeded their bottom limit, other things, such as Juntian, like Xingxue, including the reform of the patriarchal law, the abolition of the privileges of scholars, we have endured it, only to shave our hair, no matter what, we can't back down!
Thousands of years of tradition, rather than die!
I have to say that in the face of such a large group of people, Liu Chun is also a little bad, but it doesn't matter, he still has helpers!
"Come, please His Royal Highness King Zhou!"
As the most qualified tool man trained by Liu Chun, Zhu Hu, the king of Zhou, made his debut.
"Ladies and gentlemen, what you think, this king can't control, but this king must tell you the latest research results!"
Zhu Hu paused and took off the hat on his head.
He showed a lean hair, which was shorter than Zhu Di.
"You probably know that I've been studying medicine, but you know? I've figured out why people get sick...... In other words, I found a way to avoid illness and live longer! ”
Ru Yu glared at Zhu Hu angrily, he didn't believe it!
"King Zhou, you have a very close relationship with Mrs. Liu, and today you came to help him lie, it's too inappropriate, right?"
Zhu Hu laughed, "Ru Tianguan, you can't talk nonsense with people!" Some time ago, many craftsmen came to my clinic for medical treatment...... I found that many of them had red scalps, itching and itching, and some of them lost a lot of hair, which was very distressing. ”
"This king's medical hall has files, you can check it, but it is much earlier than His Majesty's advocacy of shaving hair." Zhu Hu continued: "I found that the workers were sick in a concentrated manner, so I went to investigate the cause. ”
"After my tracking, I found that the workers were working in hot and humid conditions, and they had to tie their hair tightly so that they would not be caught in the machine. In the long run, many small insects will grow in the hair, and these small insects will enter and leave the skin, causing large red spots and hair loss. This is what the medical book says, the disease is in the skin, if not treated as soon as possible, the disease will inevitably penetrate deep into the stomach and intestines, and when the disease enters the bone marrow, I am helpless! ”
The big guy was stunned by Zhu Hu's words.
"King Zhou, you are deceiving. Over the ages, long-lived people, I don't know how many, there are many health preservation techniques, but no one has ever said that to shave hair and live a long life, are you all three-year-old children? ”
Zhu Lu laughed, "Lord Ru, you're right, but for generations, no one has had such a good tool!" He beckoned, and two strange-looking objects were fetched and placed on the prepared case.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this thing is called a microscope, and it is made on the basis of clairvoyance. I've seen a lot over the years. For example, if a person is injured, there will be many small worms in the wound, and the injuries that are not fatal will often cause infection because of these small worms, and eventually kill them. I believe everyone is clear about this, Mrs. Liu advocated the hygiene of the barracks in the early years, the use of alcohol disinfection, countless living people, this king has also undergone surgery, saved some patients, are all proof. ”
Seeing that everyone lowered their heads and pondered, Zhu Hu said again: "I guess that these little insects are probably the root cause of the disease that spreads between heaven and earth. If the body is strong and the skin and flesh are not damaged, there is no need to worry about the growth of small insects, and you can prolong your life. Otherwise, you will get sick and die. ”
"But after I looked at the scalps of the workers, I came to the conclusion that these little bugs like hot, humid and dirty places...... You can think about it, is it more likely to mold and deteriorate in summer? Long hair, wrapped around the head, is full of sweat, and small insects will multiply in it, through the scalp, invade the brain, and bad people's minds...... There are many people who, when they get older, have a bad brain and become sluggish and demented, most of which is the reason. ”
Zhu Hu talked eloquently, and Liu Chun, who was listening next to him, was about to believe it...... You kid is really good, you have learned my foolish magic skills to the extreme, and you can become an apprentice.
Although Liu Chun knows that Zhu Hu is talking nonsense, but at the moment, this is the latest knowledge, the most scientific interpretation, if you don't believe it, just look at it!
Zhu Yu casually pointed at Ru Yu, took something from between his hair, and put it under the microscope.
"Let's take a look, big guys!"
With apprehension, the hundred officials lined up to watch, not to mention, they could see some small insects, and they were even crawling!
So this is the disease-causing poisonous insect?
They all believed eight points.
"According to the current research of this king, if you want to live a long life and not invade a hundred poisons, you must first do a good job of your own hygiene, remove your long hair, and wash it frequently to prolong your life."
After Zhu Hu finished speaking, he said: "If there is any other adult who doesn't believe it, this king can also use the things on your scalp to zoom in and see if what this king said is true or false?" ”
Seeing that the ministers were all in deep thought, Zhu Di was overjoyed, "Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't have other opinions, for the sake of your long life, I have to shave your hair." ”