Chapter 35: Trained by the villagers
"You laugh? Don't laugh! ”
The villager saw that Lege's hippie smiling face was not serious, so he pulled his face down on the spot and shouted.
"Uncle! Ahem, ahem! I'm listening! Lege continued to laugh.
"Smack!"
Seeing that Lege was still not serious, the villagers raised their hands and gave Lege a slap.
This slap, slapped on the top of Le Ge's head, was not ambiguous at all.
"Ouch! You hit me! Lege couldn't help but scream in pain.
The slap was still very heavy, and Le Ge felt a buzz in his brain.
Nima Di! Bully! Bullying fools? No! You are bullying the sick and the weak.
Nima Di! If it weren't for Lao Tzu's illness and lack of strength, you would dare to beat me? Labor and management can't beat you to death? Lao Tzu lifted you up and threw you to the ground, just like a wild dog!
At this time, Lege was leaning on the head of the bed.
"What if I don't hit you? If I don't hit you, you won't have a long memory! "The villager looked like an elder or a teacher, very strict and powerful.
"I'm Nyima!" Le Ge scolded in his heart.
He didn't dare to scold out, for fear of being beaten. In this situation, if you scold him, he will continue to beat you.
Nima Di! It's just bullying! Took Lao Tzu. If labor and management are not sick, labor and management will not beat you to death?
Nimabi! I'm into Nimabi! I'll your ancestors for eighteen generations!
Did I dig your ancestral grave? Are you nosy? You hit me?
Seeing Lege staring at him with a pair of eyes that wanted to kill, the villager was also frightened. I had to cough and change my look and tone.
Oh, yes! Today's music song no longer seems to be the same music of the past. In today's music songs, he dares to kill Confucius, what else can't he do?
You hit him today, and when he gets better, he will come to you and beat you.
Lege is such a person: I suffered a loss today, I didn't talk about you, and when I think about it when I go back, he will come over to reason with you.
You hit him today, and when he gets better, he'll come to you to fight. And! is not taboo at all, and directly said: You beat me that day! I'm here to hit you today!
"Come on! Come out! Bullying isn't it? Come! Dry! ”
If you don't admit it, you just do it! There's kind of now we're heads-up!
"Did you hear what I just said?" didn't wait for Lege to answer, and said, "Do you remember?" ”
Le Ge stared at him with a pair of hateful eyes, but did not speak.
When the people outside heard the villager playing music, they gathered around the living room and blocked the door of the room to look inside.
They all want to see: how does this guy train Lege?
I thought: Qi Guanxiong and Auntie didn't train Haole Song, what are you? Can you train a good song? Lege he listens to you? He hits you!
He dares to kill Confucius, I'm afraid of you!
"Don't think you're a fool and others can't do anything to you? Don't think that you saved the lives of Master Xiong and Auntie, and Master Xiong and Aunt will not dare to do anything to you! If you really kill Kongqiu, they will turn against you too! What do you think?
So! Behave! Don't overdo it! Be fools, and don't go too far! You think you're privileged? Isn't it? Fools have privileges? Isn't it? If you save someone's life, they will tolerate you?
I'm telling you! Even if Master Xiong and Auntie don't do anything to you, we won't let you go! We'll kill you!
Do you remember what I said? Think about it? Isn't that the truth? If you want to kill someone, you didn't kill it because of an accident, otherwise you will kill Kongqiu. But what about Confucius? What about Auntie? The two of them have always cared about you! I also went up the mountain to collect medicine for you! Isn't it? This is not? Got hurt?
Think about it! You? You're still glaring at me? You? I'll hit you again! I? ”
The villager first pushed Lege's head with his finger, and then pushed Lege's head crookedly before he stopped. And then! Posturing and hitting someone.
But! And didn't hit! It's just a scare song.
"You're just stupid, you still don't understand this truth? Again! You're not so stupid! Isn't it? You still know the truth! Isn't it? Think about it? Isn't that the truth? ”
Seeing that Le Ge stopped glaring at him, his tone softened a lot, and his expression softened a lot. It used to be posturing, but now it's getting serious.
"You want to kill someone, but you didn't kill because of an accident, and people don't care about you, and they go up the mountain to collect medicine for you, isn't it?
Kongqiu is not a fool, unlike you! People have already weighed it! Uncle Mao and several of them all agreed that Kong Qiu should be called Confucius!
So! He's not an ordinary man!
Do you understand? Isn't he a fool to forget about you killing him? It's not about forgetting, it's about giving you a chance! What is it called? This is called 'repaying grievances with virtue'! You know what? ”
The onlookers saw that Le Ge no longer seemed to be with the villager, and seemed to be very serious and obedient, and they couldn't help but believe the villager one by one.
Seeing that the villager was still like that, they were even more convinced.
Someone came to the living room and reported to Qi Guanxiong and Confucius.
"Hit! He slapped Lege! I've got the music to be beaten! When the music began, he was still glaring at him. Right now! Keep your head down! ”
"Hehehe!" When Qi Guanxiong heard this, he looked satisfied, and laughed peacefully.
Confucius sat there, grinning his teeth and looking very pained. When I heard that Lege was beaten, my face changed and I became very serious.
"Yes! Femdom too! You silly musician! You? Still! It's true! You kill people, but people don't hold grudges, and they help you in turn! Why? You're a fool! If you're not a fool, no one can tolerate you! Alas! It's a pity he's a fool! ……”
"He's not that stupid!" Confucius interrupted. "I've been watching for so long, and I've found out! Lege isn't that stupid! He probably fell and broke his head as a child. He's not stupid. It seems to be half a beat slower than others. ”
"yes!" Qi Guanxiong nodded and responded: "Music songs when I was a child!" Very naughty and very smart. He grew up eating 100 family meals, so! He has a good relationship with the people in the village! We all saw that he was very smart and cute, so we gave it to him.
If he had stolen anything, we would have driven him away.
Isn't it? Climbed a tree to dig out birds' eggs, dismantle birds' nests and fell down that day? Escaped death, and then it became like this! Slow! It's slow! His thoughts (reactions) are slow. ”
"He wants to kill me because he likes Auntie. So! I don't blame him! Opposite! I'm so happy! Confucius said.
"Are you still happy?"
"It means that Aunt is good! Lege took the risk to do this, and he wanted to kill me! ”
"He'll kill you!"
"No!" Confucius explained: "My aunt has already made it clear to him! She won't marry him! If he killed me, she wouldn't marry him! ”
"Auntie doesn't know how many times I've told him!" Qi Guanxiong said.
"Daddy! This time it's different! Confucius explained: "That day! Auntie said to Le Ge in front of me. When I heard the song, tears came down! ”
"Hehehe!"
"Hahaha!"
When Qi Guanxiong and the villager heard this, they all burst out laughing.
I thought: Lege is not stupid! He also knows to cry sadly!
Several women were in Auntie's room, helping Auntie change her medicine and clothes. After changing the medicine and clothes, he talked in the room. Three women in one room, three silver carp in a pond, laughter and laughter in the room, very lively.