Many, many years later, Li Su was old, his hair and beard were all white, and when his children and grandchildren were around his knees, he asked, "How did you know Emperor Gaozong's grandfather?" ”

The elderly Li Su stroked his white beard, his face was complicated and strange, and he sighed: "You may not believe it, when I first met Emperor Gaozong, the first thing I saw was not his face, but his ass, and not only that, but I kicked that ass away......"

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This is really not a good acquaintance experience, no matter how well written the historian is, when writing about the acquaintance of Li Su and Li Zhi, I am afraid that he will not be able to polish and beautify this real experience.

However, this is indeed the process of Li Su and Li Zhi's acquaintance, yes, Li Zhi was kicked by Li Su with his bare ass.

When the middle-aged eunuch shouted out the words "His Royal Highness the King of Jin" bitterly, Li Su suddenly chuckled in his heart, and then his face changed, because he found that he was in trouble.

The taciturn general behind was not polite, and just as the eunuch was crying and screaming, the general suddenly pulled out his sword and pointed at Li Su, and his vicious eyes showed a light that wanted to get rid of him.

Immediately afterwards, Fang Lao Wu and Wang Zhu behind Li Su also moved, the two of them drew their swords at the same time, Fang Lao Wu's body was short, at the moment when the general pointed his sword at Li Su, his knife also hit the general's sword, after a piercing sound of gold and iron, the general's sword had been knocked out of direction by Fang Lao Wu, and the Wang Zhu behind him also shouted, and the cumbersome Mo knife in his hand was raised fiercely, and swept towards the general, the general hurriedly stepped back and dodged, raising his sword to block......

With a bang, the general took two steps back, and the long sword in his hand was broken by Wang Zhu's Mo knife and broken into two sections.

It's like a spark swooping into a barrel of dynamite. The soldiers on both sides all exploded, and there was a sound of swords drawn and swords unsheathed, and the harmonious picture when the two armies met just now was completely gone.

Because he kicked an ass. Commonly known as "fart big thing", the two armies looked at each other angrily, and sparks were shining.

"Stop!" Li Su immediately drank heavily.

Turning his head to stare at the crying eunuch, Li Su said angrily: "Don't go and see if His Highness is okay!" ”

The weeping eunuch was so excited that he crawled towards the slippery ...... The man who was lying on the ground and was silent pounced on him.

"Your Highness! Your Highness, wake up! Slaves and maids are late, Your Highness...... Suffered, wow! The eunuch shook Li Zhi vigorously while crying.

Deep in the grass, a little boy in a silk robe faced the earth, lying deep, his lower pants halfway down. The two white and tender buttocks were still exposed to the air, I don't know if I was so frightened that I was out of breath, and the eunuch shook for a long time and didn't wake up.

Li Su's heart tightened, and cold sweat suddenly oozed from his forehead...... His Majesty the future Emperor Gaozong will not be kicked to death by himself, right? And the death is so disgraceful, the wheel of history should crush everything, it's unreasonable!

Full of apologies and thoughts, Li Sugang took a step to see what was going on. But when he saw the silent general pointing his half-broken sword at him, his eyes were angry and he shouted, "Don't move!" ”

Rumble!

The Li family led by Fang Lao Wu and Wang Zhu took a step forward suddenly. The smell of gunpowder on both sides is stronger.

Heaven is pitiful, in the shaking of the eunuchs crying and grabbing the ground, Li Zhi, who has been silent for a long time, slowly opened his eyes, looked at the gray sky in confusion, and let out a faint moan.

"Your Highness is awake! Wake up! The eunuch wept with joy.

The smell of gunpowder at the scene instantly faded a lot, and the general put away his sword and ran in front of Li Zhi. Seeing that Li Zhi really woke up, the general's face was full of shame, and he knelt down on one knee and said: "The last general is incompetent and the escort is ineffective, please punish His Highness." ”

Li Zhi sighed faintly again. His cheeks twitched a few times, and he said weakly, "Just now...... This king changed his clothes in the grass, did not hurt the sky and did not hurt anyone, did not recruit anyone, did not provoke anyone...... Which kill kicked this king away? ”

The eunuch and the general turned their heads at the same time, glaring at the same person with angry eyes.

The killer who was staring at the two touched his nose, looked embarrassed, and laughed dryly.

"Minister...... The Marquis of Jingyang County, the capital of Shangshu Province, and the general doctor Li Su, visited His Royal Highness the King of Jin. Li Su stepped forward and saluted.

Li Zhi turned his head with difficulty and looked him up and down: "You are Li Su?" You were the one who kicked the king just now? Alas, this king has been famous for a long time, and has always longed to meet your Excellency, but I did not expect you and me to meet in this situation......"

Speaking of "this situation and this scene", Li Zhi subconsciously glanced at his lower body, and found that he was still in a slippery state, and suddenly had a loveless expression, closed his eyes in pain, and sighed: "Kill talents, don't dress this king well, shame this king!" ”

The eunuch came back to his senses, hurriedly helped Li Zhi put on his pants, and helped him up with the generals left and right.

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The carriage shook and jolted.

In the gorgeous carriage, Li Su and Li Zhi sat opposite each other, and the atmosphere was silent and awkward.

Li Zhi stared at Li Su, his eyes did not blink, his eyes were full of anger, and his angry eyes stared at Li Su Shao and said that it had been a stick of incense.

Being stared at like this by a little kid, Li Su was a little uncomfortable, and instantly had the illusion that he was not wearing pants, and he was very ashamed.

At the same time, Li Su also quietly looked at Li Zhi.

Li Zhi is not very old, he looks like he is eleven or twelve years old, he is not too tall, probably only to Li Su's chest, his appearance is delicate, and even a little imperceptible weakness, his complexion is fair, his eyes are clear, and he looks a little similar to the little son, Li Su sadly found that if this little kid grows up a few years further, it is likely to pose enough threat to his position as the number one in the handsome guy world.

After a long time, Li Zhi nodded: "It turns out that you are Li Su, this king was not polite just now, Zhi has indeed been famous for you for a long time, and I often heard my father mention you four years ago." ”

Li Su bowed down and saluted ashamedly: "Minister...... Just now, Meng Lang accidentally injured His Royal Highness the King of Jin, and the minister was guilty of death, please punish His Royal Highness. ”

Li Zhi was silent, his cheeks twitched a few times, and he sighed faintly: "How should I punish you?" If you are not a county marquis. If your father doesn't value you that much, you should be under the car at this time, not in the car......"

Li Su sweated, so familiar with the words, I almost sang along......

Thinking about what happened to Li Zhi just now, Li Su couldn't help but cry out for him. Anything happens to. It's just that his personality is a little weak, and he can't muster the courage to retaliate in front of the enemy, if he kicks the prince or the king of Qi today, Li Suzhen may be under the car at this time......

"After camping today, the minister is willing to cook a few dishes for His Highness himself, and promise to satisfy His Highness, so as to make amends to His Highness, I wonder if His Highness is willing to reveal it?"

Li Zhi's eyes lit up: "I have heard for a long time that the cooking skills of the Li family are also a must in Chang'an, and even the imperial chefs in the palace go to the Li family to learn art." Cure is blessed today. ”

Immediately, Li Zhi's eyes sank, and he unconsciously touched his ass with one hand, and hesitated: "However, such a shame and humiliation, it was resolved by a meal, and Zhi was really unwilling in his heart, why did Li Xianhou teach me?" ”

"A man's husband, be open-minded...... Li Su comforted: "If you and eat, you will be compensated with food." Grievances are eliminated, and this move complements each other. In the future, we will have to go a long way together, and you and your ministers can't always be so incompatible, right? If you smash your father's errand, you and I will be unlucky. ”

It turns out that the little kid is really easier to coax, and the shame of being kicked away is under Li Su's tongue and lotus, and Li Zhi hesitates for a long time. In the end, he reluctantly lowered his head and stretched out two fingers towards Li Su, looking like "yes".

"Two meals."

"Deal! Speaking of which, if you hold grudges again, you won't be a big husband. ”

"Humph! Got it! Li Zhi turned his head to the side, his tone still a little difficult to let go.

Until this time. Li Sucai secretly wiped a cold sweat and let out a long breath.

It's so dangerous, I almost offended His Majesty the future emperor Don't want it, if I really have a mortal enmity with Li Zhi because of this matter today, Li Su will be in big trouble in the future, and I can't get mixed up in the Tang Dynasty, unless I try my best to change history and support another prince to become the emperor.

Fortunately, Li Zhi is not very old now, and he is easier to coax, and fortunately, Li Zhi, a little kid, has a weak personality and does not have the shelf of the prince, so Li Su has passed this hurdle without danger.

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After meeting Li Zhi, Li Su knew that he was not the only one who was ordered to go to Jinyang this time, at least with this King of Jin, whether Li Shimin sent someone to Jinyang secretly, Li Su did not know.

Everything started because of this snow disaster, and from ancient times to the present, natural disasters have been a very troublesome and terrible thing for the people and the rulers, because disasters are endlessly challenging human nature, and no one can predict what the refugees who have no food, clothing, and no livelihood will do, and what kind of threat they will pose to the rulers.

For thousands of years in China, the people at the bottom are actually the most industrious, the most patient, and the most obedient group, the rulers have been brainwashed for a long time by "governing people" and "governing people", and the people have never felt that there is anything wrong with being ruled by people, even if the officials are bad, beat and scold them, or impose heavy taxes, or even loot ****, etc., the people can helplessly endure it.

But there is a bottom line that must not be touched, and that is "hunger".

Yes, hunger is the bottom line of all the people, the rulers and the government are powerful and blessed, and then they are heavily taxed, as long as they can be half-fed, not starved to death, they will not have the courage to resist, but if they encounter a disaster year, or when the harsh government makes them unable to guarantee even the most basic food and clothing, the people at that time are no longer the people, but instantly become a group of wolves with green eyes, and they have no way to live, just like the overlord of Chu who has broken the cauldron and sunk the boat, anyway, the back road has been broken, it is better to simply kill the officials and rebel, and kill a way to live.

Now that there are four snow disasters in Guannei, Hedong, and Shannan, and Jinyang, the most important place of Longxing, has fallen into rumors again, and the local refugees are ready to move because of rumors, what Li Su and Li Zhi want to do is to stop and calm down this matter.

As for why Li Shimin sent Li Zhi, the reason is very simple, on Li Zhi's title, "King of Jin", as the name suggests, there is a problem with Jin, and he, the king of Jin, must show up, as early as the seventh year of Zhenguan, when Li Zhi was only five years old, Li Shimin not only crowned the king, but also gave him the post of "Governor of the Prefecture".

Bingzhou also belongs to Jindi, and Jinyang City, which is now making a lot of noise, is a city to which Bingzhou belongs.

At Li Zhi's age at that time, it was naturally impossible to really grant real power, and he was still a baby at that time, so what did he know about governing the place? So in front of the "Metropolitan Governor of the Prefecture", a "remote collar" was added, and "remote collar" means that the Metropolitan Governor of this milk baby can not go to the prefecture to take up his post, just nominally hold this position.

Until this year, Li Zhi is not yet an adult, and he has not performed the crown ceremony, so he still cannot grant real power according to the ceremony, but something happened to the city below the state, as the governor of the state, he must come forward, even if it is just a formality, people must also dangle in front of the people of Jinyang, whether it is to stabilize the people's hearts, or to deter Xiaoxiao, Li Zhi's identity is very important.

After meeting Li Zhi, Li Su gradually figured out the taste.

Li Shimin sent him and Li Zhi to Jinyang to deal with this matter, and this trip was naturally headed by Li Zhi, but when he really encountered specific things that needed to be dealt with, he naturally couldn't count on a child who was not yet an adult, and Li Su was needed to make a decision at that time.

Therefore, the relationship between this luggage Su and Li Zhi can be said to be a master and an auxiliary, these two identities are reversed with each other at any time, and they can be used interchangeably, some scenes and formal things on weekdays, Li Zhi comes forward, and the little kid puts on a prince's shelf, well, ah, ah, play a few official words, and appease the people, but to eliminate the disaster, calm the incident, dig deep behind the scenes, etc., it is Li Su's job to do.

And Li Su also believes that if something happens in Jinyang, Li Shimin can't just send him this way, there should be a road of people in the dark, to cooperate, and it won't be long before someone finds him, Li Su even believes that with Li Shimin and Changsun Wuji and others, even if they send a bright and dark two people, it is not enough, and it is estimated that the government military dispatch order for the state and several neighboring states is likely to be galloping on the road, there are light and dark, there are civil and military, and the combination of grace and power, this is Li Shimin's correct style of painting.

At the same time, Li Su also understood why Li Shimin rejected him so categorically when he asked for military power that day.

Of course, the soldiers and horses will be mobilized, but the person who ordered the order should not be him, but Li Zhi, where does Li Zhi, a little kid, know when to transfer troops and when to disperse the king? Then, you can only rely on the crisis that may occur at any time, and Li Su's mouth, to put it bluntly, Li Su can actually transfer troops and persuade the little kid in front of him to obey, it is nothing more than a lot of words.

Thinking of this, Li Su was immediately relieved.

This time it's finally not as isolated as in Xizhou, and there are people in the dark who echo him.

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In the evening, the team walked in a place where there was no shop in front of the village, so Li Su ordered to find a flat land by water to set up camp and bury the stove for cooking.

The soldiers stopped according to the order and began to set up camp in an orderly manner.

Li Su took out a few pieces of freshly marinated meat from his mountain of luggage, and asked Fang Lao Wu to go to the lake to fork two fish, and then take out some fresh vegetables from his own greenhouse, Li Su rolled up his sleeves and cooked a not sumptuous but delicious meal for Li Zhi as promised.

As the last piece of meat was unceremoniously stuffed into Li Zhi's mouth, Li Zhi touched his belly and burped, sat on the ground with a satisfied face, and hummed like a well-fed pig.

In the end, he is a child, and he doesn't hold a grudge too much, and Li Su's kick during the day is not too much hatred in the final analysis, Li Zhi finally forgot about it, and his attitude towards Li Su also turned 180 degrees, and he became enthusiastic inexplicably.

"Brother Zizheng, I've heard a lot of your deeds in the past few years, it's really ......."

"Brother Zizheng, is this kind of wine really brewed by you in five steps? One day, Uncle Zhijie poured me a small sip, and I was drunk all day before I regained my strength, which was too domineering! ”

"Brother Zizheng, it's just the Shangyuan Festival now, where did you get the green vegetables? And so fresh......"

"Brother Zizheng, my father sent you to Xizhou back then, did you really kill the barbarians of the Western Regions? What is the feeling of killing? ”

"Brother Zizheng, you look like a ghost when you don't speak, Zhi is very scared, you make a noise......" (To be continued.) )