Chapter 32: The Song of Schadenfreude

Qi Guanxiong cut two crutches and gave one to Confucius and his aunt, and let them walk on their own. He carried the medicine basket on his back and supported him.

The injury on Confucius's knee only hurt the muscles, but it was very painful, and it was not a big deal. When you get home, apply the wound medicine and it will be fine in a few days.

Auntie's foot and neck may have been sprained and could not be recovered for a while. But! It's no big deal. When you get home, apply the wound medicine and it will be fine in a few days.

The wound, after applying herbs to stop bleeding, is basically fine.

The ancient people had limited other medical skills, but they had a very good set of treatment for wounds and orthopedics. Because! In the era of cold weapons, injuries were common. So! The ancestors summed up a wealth of experience.

When Lege came back from Uncle Mao's house, his heart was beating and he was excited.

I thought: If Confucius was caught by Qi Guan Xiong while he was playing with his aunt, it would be strange if Qi Guan Xiong didn't beat him!

Hahaha! Qi Guanxiong slapped and slapped Confucius's bare buttocks, that's what it was fun to do! Shame on you and throw it home! Ahhh

Auntie was lying there on her back, ah! That's a shame!

No way? Qi Guanxiong him? He hid to the side and peeked?

It's too much? Where is there a dad peeking at his daughter and son-in-law? I heard that children are not sensible, peeking at their parents, grandparents, and grandparents, where is the ......

Thinking of the videos taken by the little devils that poisoned the Chinese people, Lege was relieved.

Qi Guanxiong has not had a wife for many years, and he has never watched the kind of video of the little devil. Now, seeing the live broadcast of Aunt and Confucius, ah! He might also be tempted to hit one of five on the side (masturbation!). Masturbated to nothing).

Others are still doing it, but you are staring at it!

Ahhh The saliva is already dripping!

Thinking of such an exciting thing, Lege's physiology suddenly reacted!

Yes! A reaction that has not been seen for a long time!

Since he fell ill, no matter how well he ate, he had not reacted like this again. He also thought: Did the patriarch or Qi Guanxiong put wilting medicine in his herbs!

It's wilting! Not Viagra! Wilt pills are antithetical with Viagra.

Lege is ready to lie back on the bed, let's try first: is it physiologically recovered?

Outcome! I haven't come to the bedside yet, and my physiology is not responding again.

Go! Pee!

Lege went to the side of the commode, and it turned out! Not even pee!

It's true! It doesn't feel at all!

At that moment! He was decadent, frustrated, and even desperate.

God of fate, this is a joke on him!

I'm singing! A college student who graduated from a third-rate university! I'm singing! Anyway, it is also tall and mighty, the jade tree is in the wind, and everyone loves it! Otherwise! couldn't give Wan Conglin's father green, and became Wan Conglin's "stepfather".

Otherwise! When I was a freshman, I slept with my ex-girlfriend.

It's because I'm from the countryside, my family is poor, and my girlfriend who has lived together for three years was coaxed away by Wan Conglin's rich second generation!

I! Lege is not so incompetent! I!

But the god of fate just likes to play tricks on me and let me be reborn. Let me make a silly song! I'm not convinced! If this aspect is not functional, what is the meaning of my life? Woooooo I'm not convinced!

Time passed unconsciously, and Le Ge saw that there was no reaction physiologically, and there was no reaction outside, and his mood became more and more depressed. It's true! I want to die.

It's awesome but fate!

Who said this famous quote?

Whose exclamation is this?

That's right! No matter how awesome you are, you can't fight fate! You are awesome now, but the god of fate has arranged that your life may plummet, even! You're going to die!

It's awesome but fate!

Suddenly! The god of fate has arrived! It was dark in front of Le Ge, and a figure flashed!

Who?

Isn't it the god of fate?

Le Ge looked up, and his expression suddenly changed!

Qi Guan Xiong is back with a medicine basket on his back! Qi Guanxiong's face was ugly, and he didn't pay attention to him at all.

"Daddy?" Lege asked tentatively.

"Humph!" Qi Guanxiong snorted in his nose, still ignoring him.

"Daddy!" Lege screamed tentatively again!

"Boom!"

Qi Guanxiong threw the shovel blade in his hand at the foot of the wall, making a "bang" sound.

"Daddy! Father! Lege shuddered with fright.

Qi Guanxiong put down the medicine basket and went to the kitchen. And then! There was a "cow drink" sound from the kitchen to drink water: Boom! Boom! Gollum ......

Just when I was listening to the music, there was movement outside!

It seems that quite a few people are coming around this side, where is going on, watching the lively atmosphere.

Lege turned his head to look out the door, and his heart suddenly perked.

He saw! Confucius walked in front on crutches, and his aunt also walked behind on crutches.

"Kongqiu!" Lege shouted gloating in her heart. I thought: Sure enough, it was as I expected! He followed his aunt into the mountains and didn't do anything good! This is not? Beaten by Qi Guan Xiong?

Well played! People like you who do superficial things should fight! Nima Di! We're about to get married! Are you still fighting with your aunt in the mountains? Aren't you begging for a beating?

What age is this?

I'm telling you! During the Spring and Autumn Wars! There are more women and fewer men, how can any man be so greedy? It's about to get married, and you're still snapping in advance! You haven't snapped?

I'm singing! I! I've been living with my girlfriend since my sophomore year! I!

I also slept with Wan Conglin! He sleeps with my girlfriend and I sleep! Hey, hey, hey!

Thinking of such an awesome thing, a smile appeared on Lege's face.

He guessed that Confucius and his aunt became like this, and they were both beaten by Qi Guanxiong. Exactly because of this! Qi Guan Xiong didn't pay attention to him.

People are in a bad mood, and when they encounter such a shameful annoyance, they still have the face to take you? Shame on him! He's disgraced and home! His daughter and son-in-law have disgraced him!

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Auntie? ”

A few women stepped forward and held my aunt up, asking as she asked.

"We fell off the cliff when we were picking the Soul Restoration Grass! It's okay! It's okay! I sprained my foot and neck, and my dad said it was okay! Come back and put a warm compress, then apply herbs, and it will be fine in a few days! ”

Seeing that everyone cared about her, Auntie quickly explained.

"What about him? He also fell? "Someone heard some wind, so! Follow-up.

I thought: It's a coincidence! You both fell at the same time?

Auntie! Are you still pretending? I hear it all! It is true that you went to the mountains to collect medicine, but Kongqiu followed you. That's it! They were all seen by Lege. Songs! I've already told Qi Guanxiong about this.

You two didn't fall and get hurt, it must have been Qi Guanxiong who saw the two of you doing that, and he couldn't get angry and stepped forward to beat you!

Shame on you! Auntie! Your beautiful image will never be good again!

Alas!

The story of Confucius following his aunt into the mountains has already spread in a small area. So! Many people saw Confucius and his aunt injured, and they thought that they were beaten by Qi Guanxiong.