Swaggering, a person walked in the distance, black and short, thick and fat, like a black millstone that the group could walk. That honor, who else can it belong to if it doesn't belong to the Black Mother?

There were no less than 100 onlookers gathered around the Xiangtang Bookstore, but all of them were at least a few feet away for fear of the old master, so the Black Mother didn't need to spend much effort to walk to the celebration venue in front of the store. At this time, he stopped jumping, and walked forward slowly, like an inspector sent by the government yamen. That faction killed the invincible old master in seconds.

"Hah! Black Mother! You kid, what are you doing here? ”

was already so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and the problem students came out to make trouble again, and the old master hated that he didn't look at Huang Li's door today, he must have touched the bad luck somewhere!

When I saw the teacher, I should have saluted, but the black mother couldn't see the meaning of the salute at all. The fat face continued unabated, and he patted his chest with his hands proudly, looking like he was about to make a big announcement.

It's a pity that as soon as his mouth opened, before he could make a sound, a meat bullet appeared in the sky, round and fluffy, rolling from afar with a fierce whistling sound, using the foreign object flying Dafa.

Originally, she only needed to jump lightly to dodge, but the black mother didn't react in time because she pretended to be forced to pretend to be on her head, and she only had time to scream in her big mouth, and she was hit by the meat bullet and fell to the ground on her back.

The meat bullet was Mengqi that flew down from the plaque, falling from the sky with ecstasy, and after knocking down the black mother, he spread out on all fours and hugged him.

"Mengqi, you goddamn idiot! Let go of me! The black mother's eyes were full of gold stars, and her buttocks and back hurt so much that she was about to crack, but she couldn't move the wool again, and she was anxious to yell and scream, and the people around her who ate melons were first stunned by the sudden change, and then when they reacted, they suddenly burst into laughter, and the scene was out of control.

"Don't let go! Little Heihei, people really want to kill you! Mengqi's hairy head rubbed around on the black mother's chest, like a pet rabbit raised by the black mother.

"Oops~ You're a male rabbit!" Unable to bear the greasy and crooked strength of the hairy rabbit, the black mother seriously reasoned with Mengqi.

Mengqi thought that he had a good reason, and enjoyed the black mother's flat chest very comfortably and said, "So what? Aren't you a mother! ”

This time, not to mention the chicken-eating masses, even the old master almost fell headlong, and they were all dizzy and couldn't figure out the situation at all.

But he was confused, and the old master was also muttering in his heart: "This kid is talking nonsense all day long that he is my mother, is it possible, is it really a mother?" ”

The black mother knew that in the face of Mengqi, an extremely special kind of demon species, being strong would only backfire, and usually the more he chased him, the more sticky he became, and it was more difficult to get rid of than a pet, so he had to come up with a killer weapon.

"Mengqi, I'll count three, if you don't get up again, I'll take back half of the shares, and let your Xiangtang Bookstore close as soon as it opens!"

"Ah~"

Mengqi screamed miserably, his two long pointed ears trembled for a while, and as expected by the black mother, he jumped up from him and sat on the ground aggrieved.

Finally free, the black mother breathed a sigh of relief and rolled over and got up. However, at this time, there was another person next to him, who almost fell headlong, and it was the poor old master. He really wished that his old eyes were dizzy and deaf, and he misheard what the black mother said to Mengqi.

However, for Hei Mu, he didn't intend to hide the fact that he was a shareholder of this strange bookstore by occupying half of the shares of Xiangtang Bookstore, in fact, if Mengqi hadn't pounced on it to make trouble just now, he would have already announced it with a big grin.

"You're a cow, Hahei Mother! How dare you collude with the demon seed to trick me into the academy? How sad would it be if the head of the rich village knew what you were doing today? Maybe I'll take you back and never let you study again! ”

The threat of dropping out of school halfway is a trick in the eyes of the old master, and he thinks that he will be afraid of any black mother, but unexpectedly......

The Black Mother said, "Pull down, Master!" How much effort did the village chief of the rich village waste to get rid of me, the plague god, and then get me back, so that he was not afraid of offending the whole village, and even the village chief couldn't do it? ”

"What? What do you mean......" The old master was confused, but the resentment in his heart that he had done a big deal and put a grudge on people became stronger and stronger. It seems that the head of the rich village cried with snot and tears to complain how pitiful this child was, and how much he needed a collective, such as the care of the college, just to take refuge in the disaster and get rid of a plague god?

Immediately afterwards, Hei Mu broke the news that made him even more distressed: "The Marilian Menglu who went to you to sign a contract and get a business license is what I pretended." The gown I wear covers the stilts under my feet, so you think I'm tall. And I released my body's energy to make myself thinner, so my appearance was different, so that I could help Mengqi spread out the fragrant soup book. Of course, it occupies the best position on the dark street! ”

"You...... You, you, you, you ......" Even though the old master was tough and strong, he couldn't withstand this series of blows, looking down at the ugly black and fat child, and then thinking back to the ecstasy of talking with that Meng Lu, thinking that he had made a big deal and contributed a sum of teaching funds to the college, he couldn't accept this unbearable fact.

"Poof~"

In front of the public, the old master looked up at the sky with tears in his eyes, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out wildly, and sure enough, this time, he fell straight to the ground, next to Mengqi's big buttocks.

"Master~"

The black mother didn't really plan to be angry with the old master, and when she saw that the old man was angry and had a stroke in her heart, she panicked, screamed and rushed over and fanned and pinched people, and yelled to save people.

The students who stood and watched did a lot of bad things behind the old master's back, but for this respected old man, he was also respected by his father in his heart. As the saying goes, one day is a teacher and a father is lifelong, how long do they stay in Jixia Academy?

So, the black mother was busy saving people here, and there was a big chaos over there, and the onlookers were about to rush to the place where the old master fell, and the number of people was so frightened that Mengqi couldn't wait to close his eyes quickly, and when he opened his eyes, these people were gone.

Today is the first day of business, even if there is no good fortune, it will not cause deaths and riots, and then alarm the government, right?

But Mengqi was not frightened, first he made a correct decision, two hairy paws at the musicians who were still playing and singing uninterestingly, they actually changed from musicians to five big and three thick thugs in the blink of an eye, the instrument was gone, only the stick was left in his hand, and the momentum rushed straight to this side, with the huge force of one person pushing ten people, blocking the crowd back.

"Black Mother, I'm afraid this old man won't be able to do it, let's hurry up and let him make medicinal soup!"

The black mother was so anxious that the six gods had no master, and she had long lost her signature horizontal strength. Mengqi hurriedly reminded him, and he immediately woke up, knowing that it was useless for him to be so flustered.

Now there is only one way to soak in the soup, throw the old man into the ice water, can he not be stimulated to open his eyes?