Chapter 203: This ...... That's what you call bloat?
The day after the incident broke out, Zhao Yunrang asked people to invite Shen An's brothers and sisters to be guests.
"Daddy, the Zaifu are still annoyed! At this time, our family invited him to come, this is ......"
This is natural pulling hatred.
"Get out!"
Zhao Yunrang felt that his sons were not very successful, Zhao Zongshi was okay originally, but after entering the palace once, half of it would be abolished when he came out again.
If that happens, he can only hope for the next generation.
For example, Zhao Zhongjun.
A son said, "Daddy, what can Zhong Lian learn from Shen An?" Arithmetic? But our family is not a businessman, and it is useless for Zhong Li to learn arithmetic! ”
"Yes, Daddy, let's let Zhong Lian go home and study with his brothers."
"I'm afraid I can't make a fuss now, Daddy, I can't delay it any longer."
A group of sons were rambling to suggest.
This is kind, but Zhao Yunrang coldly pointed out the door, a group of children and grandchildren are gone.
Later, Shen An came, and Zhao Yunrang spoke to him alone.
"What did you teach Nakatsu?"
Shen An didn't expect to ask this, he groaned for a while and said, "Everything." ”
Zhao Yunrang asked: "Last time you used arithmetic to humiliate the Liao envoy, can Zhong Gong know?" ”
This is when parents come to ask the teacher.
Shen An nodded and said, "Yes, there will be a lot." ”
Zhao Yunrang said with satisfaction: "It's hard for you to do this." ”
How satisfied did he feel?
Shen An said lightly in the grateful gaze of the old servant: "Zhong Gong is very smart, and he has learned a little bit of everything. ”
You teenager are bragging, aren't you?
Zhao Yun let a rare smile and asked very casually, "What's there?" ”
You just blow it and I listen to it, and I won't lose your face.
This is the wisdom of the elderly, the wisdom of life obtained after tempering.
Shen An said very seriously: "There is everything, I can't tell it for a while." ”
Zhao Yunrang frowned and said, "It's almost enough." ”
It's enough for the old man to listen to your bragging, and you still want to talk nonsense?
The old servant knew his temperament very well, so he said: "Ah Lang, Xiao Lang Jun and they are working together, do you want to take a look?" ”
There are a lot of teenagers in the house, but usually they come here at most to save their money in the morning and dusk, and then get out.
As soon as the old servant said it, Zhao Yunrang became interested.
"Let's go, let's see."
The group walked slowly in the county king's mansion, and in the spring season, green could be seen everywhere.
After rounding a ridge of green bamboos, there was a pavilion in front of it, and several teenagers were talking inside.
Zhao Zhongjun is also there, and the smallest.
“…… What do you say Shen An taught you mental arithmetic, it's that simple? ”
"It's simple, but it's ......"
"The road is easy and simple."
Shen An smiled and said this sentence simultaneously with Zhao Zhongyun.
Several teenagers followed Zhao Zhongjun to learn mental arithmetic for a while, and then they were as excited as if they had discovered a new continent.
But Zhao Zhongyan didn't feel that he was enough, and he said proudly: "There are ...... Do you know why Kong Ming lanterns fly? ”
"I don't know."
"It's air heating and expansion ......"
"Don't believe it!"
"Coaxing!"
Several teenagers were coaxing, and when they saw Shen An and Zhao Yunrang coming out, they all stood up straight and saluted.
Zhao Zhongjun was a little eager to try it, and wanted to give it a try.
Zhao Yun asked with a rare and pleasant face, "Anbei, how is it?" ”
This is a provocation!
Shen An smiled: "Zhong Gong, find a little thing to try the dust I taught you...... Swell. ”
At that time, he used a wooden box to test the dust explosion, which scared the whole family stupid, and Huahua ran to Guoguo's side without a head, bit her trouser legs, and pulled out frantically.
Zhao Zhongjun's face immediately turned red, but it was not shy, but excited.
"Good!"
"Blown, huh? What dust expands? Don't lie to anyone, Weng Weng is here! ”
A group of teenagers muttered for a long time, Zhao Zhongjun patted his chest and said wait and see, and then led them to the front yard.
Zhao Yunrang didn't feel how much the dust swelled, but seeing his grandchildren lively, he thought it was also fun.
As for Shen An...... Young people like to brag, so let him blow it.
"Swelling?"
He asked politely.
Shen An smiled and said, "That's right! Swell. ”
"Swelling...... Big? ”
"Well, it's big, it's very big."
Wait......
Zhao Yunrang's thoughts had already run away. He looked in the direction of the palace, and a smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.
"Whatever, it's up to him to give birth to a boy or a girl."
As the delivery period of the two women in the palace approached, Zhao Yunrang inevitably fell into a tangle.
If you say anything today, tomorrow you will say why father and son are other people's substitutes.
But the old servant muttered on the side, saying that Shen An didn't do anything and bragged blindly, for fear that he would fool Ah Lang.
The qualifications of the old servant are very old, and except for Zhao Yunrang in the house, everyone else has to respect him.
So after hearing his muttering, several people on the side couldn't help but look at Shen An.
This is Shen An in Xiao Langjun's mouth?
Xiao Langjun said that he has great skills and knows almost everything.
The descendant of the famous doctor of Bishan and the famous alchemy master......
But what kind of swelling are you, how can you feel like you're fooling when you hear this?
Zhao Yunrang coughed dryly, stopped the old servant's muttering, and then reached out to support the bamboo, feeling the slight coldness, and said: "Young people should learn to be calm, read more books, and ask their elders more......"
You are still young, you don't have enough knowledge, you have to learn more and ask more, and you have to be humble.
This young man is amazingly talented, but now he is a little proud, and Zhao Yunrang hopes that he will not become Zhongyong.
"Have you read the wound Zhongyong written by Wang Jiefu?"
This article was written by Wang Anshi more than ten years ago.
Shen An nodded.
Zhao Yunrang sighed: "That Fang Zhongyong is the same age as Wang Jiefu, but now one is working in the fields, and the other is an official in the third department, and I am afraid that he will enter the political hall in a few years." It can be seen that this man wants to learn, and he must learn more. ”
Fang Zhongyong is in the limelight, and has become a dying old farmer.
You Shen Anke can't learn from him......
Zhao Yunrang felt that he had taught with all his heart, so he couldn't help but smile slightly......
"Let's eat here at noon, your sister is very cute, the old man can eat half a bowl more when he sees it......"
"Boom ......"
At this moment, there was a sudden explosion ahead.
The sound was so loud that the entire county king's mansion was alarmed.
A little smoke rose from the front, and the smoke gradually grew larger. The old servant glanced at it and said, "Ah Lang, it's the front yard." ”
Zhao Yunrang frowned and said, "The firecrackers I bought on New Year's Day didn't run out?" ”
The old servant muttered, "The firecrackers don't make such a loud noise." ”
At this moment, there was a panic ahead, and then a subordinate rushed forward.
"The king of the county...... Blown up, blown up! ”
Then there was the sound of hurried footsteps in the distance.
"The earth dragon has turned over! Come on! ”
"Help!"
"Ahh Ah Da is holding your brother! ”
"Mother...... Daddy! ”
“……”
As I passed all the way, I saw the people of the county king's mansion running around.
"Daddy, run!"
A son who didn't know the number of rankings rushed over, and couldn't help but pick up Zhao Yun and run away.
"Let the old man come down! Brute, put it down! ”
Zhao Yunrang slapped his son's head, but Shen An found that he didn't use his strength.
In the chaos, Shen An saw Yang Mo.
Yang Mo ran over with a shocked face, and when he saw Shen An, he shouted, "Shen Langjun, hurry!" Fast! ”
What a fart!
Shen An really wanted to say that this was an explosion, and it would be safe if it was blown up, what are you in a hurry?
O ancients!
I haven't seen the world.
He shook his head slightly, and walked with his hands in his hands, looking extremely calm in this panic.
Then he suddenly froze.
it!
Zhao Zhongjun's kid...... No way?
"Brother!"
When he arrived outside the backyard door, the female relatives inside were also alarmed, and Guoguo was led out by a little girl.
"I've seen Shen Langjun."
The little girl bowed, and although her face was a little pale, she was still calm.
This is Zhao Zhongjun's sister, Shen An nodded and said, "It's not a big deal, go back and tell them, An Sheng is it." ”
The little girl nodded in response, and then said to Guoguo: "Guoguo, will you come tomorrow?" ”
Guoguo pulled his brother's sleeve with some interest, raised his head and begged silently.
Shen An touched the top of her head and said with a smile: "Come back in a few days." ”
How can there be a reason to disturb others every day, that is a wicked guest, although the host does not say it, but he will be dissatisfied in his heart.
Guoguo pouted unhappily, but responded sensibly.
Shen An led her out, and Yang Mo came to meet her.
"Shen Langjun, Xiao Langjun is in trouble."
Shen An sighed, "I know." ”
Zhao Zhongjun is in trouble.
A row of houses in the front yard was now half collapsed, and in the smoke, a little flame could be seen dancing in the ruins.
A group of subordinates are carrying water to rescue, and there is a waterwheel in the county king's mansion, but it is long overdue.
A few teenagers stood on the sidelines, a little dirty.
"The watermill is coming!"
"There, there is still a fire, the wildfire burns inexhaustibly, and the spring breeze blows and grows...... Douse it! ”
Zhao Zhongjun was there to direct the fire extinguishing, and he looked in good spirits.
Zhao Yunrang had already arrived, and he said with a pale face: "Little brute, what have you done?" ”
Zhao Zhongyun's body stiffened, first reached out and wiped his face, then slowly turned around, and said with a sad face: "Weng Weng, my grandson almost won't see you......"
it!
When Shen An saw the stains on Zhao Zhongyun's face, he couldn't help but turn his face sideways and shake his head slightly.
How can this unlucky kid be so clever?
The bitter meat plan has come up!
Who taught him this?
Definitely not me!
Zhao Yunrang's inquiring gaze came over, and Shen An shook his head firmly, indicating that he didn't teach it himself.
Zhao Yunrang's cheeks trembled, and he also shook his head, indicating that the old man was not so shameless.
But Shen An felt that this was inherited from Zhao Yunrang's genes.
"Speak well!"
Zhao Yunrang's violent temper can suppress everything, and Zhao Zhongling's bitter tricks have also become ornaments.
But he just refused to say it.
"You come on."
Zhao Yunrang pointed to a grandson on the side.
The boy looked a little sluggish, as if he had been overly frightened.
But he's still good, and the others don't look sober yet.
"Weng Weng, Zhong Lian said that he wanted to show us what was burning instantly...... What swelled, and then they called someone to get the wheat flour......"
Shen An's cheeks twitched, and he pointed like a knife, and his teeth itched with hatred.
This bear child, my brother asked you to do a dust test, just to let you get a small-scale one, but you almost lost the county king's mansion.
If it is more powerful, the surrounding houses are afraid that they will be dangerous.
To die this is.
“…… He told us to sprinkle the wheat flour so that we couldn't see the room clearly, and then told us to run, and he took his own bow and arrows and lit rockets in the distance...... in and ...... It blew up. ”
The boy's face was shocked, clearly remembering what had happened.
Zhao Yunrang beckoned with a tangled face, and when Zhao Zhongli came over timidly, he slapped over.
"What kind of spell is this? Say, otherwise, the old man will hang you out of the door and wait for the evening to drink. ”
The old guy was not afraid of frightening his grandson, the young man on the side was frightened, and Zhao Zhongjun seemed to be frightened as well.
If it weren't for seeing his eyes too fake, Shen An really thought that this bear child was frightened.
This kid not only has a black belly, but also knows how to act.
Shen An was thinking about how to get this child's problem back, so Zhao Zhongjun lowered his head and said, "Weng Weng, this is a burning ......."
"Burning...... Swell? ”
Zhao Yunrang was confused and couldn't understand, so he looked at Shen An.
"Is this kid lying?"
What did you just tell him to do with dust expansion, is this it?
Children can do anything, but don't lie to their elders, it's about a person's character.
But Zhao Yunrang was an exception to such rough elders.
Shen An shook his head and said, "It's not a lie. ”
He really admired this kid, he only said that the dust explosion was done once, and he only succeeded once in several experiments. But Zhao Zhongjun always remembered that he had a successful test today.
"How's the test going?"
Shen An asked suddenly.
Zhao Zhongji subconsciously said: "It's okay, I blew up a few rooms." ”
Syllable!
This is an indirect admission of the matter, and Zhao Yunrang immediately slapped him.
Then he looked at Shen An.
"That's what you call inflation?"
"This ...... That's what you're talking about? ”
Shen An nodded reservedly, and Zhao Zhongyan covered his head......