Chapter 3 I don't have a golden finger? Director, change the script! Got it wrong!
Speaking of trivial things like crossing over or being reborn, it is estimated that there is no one in China who does not want it to happen to him - not counting Daddy Ma and Principal Wang, and not counting those sissies. The former lacks nothing, and the latter you can't expect them to have that blood.
Of course, whether it is crossing or being reborn, this is a good thing, a great thing to be happy! If you want to take the golden finger to cross or be reborn, it is the famous cigarette of Guangdong: Red Shuangxi.
This is a historical lesson, you look at the surname Yang who returned to the Ming Dynasty as a prince, this guy is soul-piercing, the legendary opening of a dog is what he said, of course, the protagonist's aura can't be counted, so this guy has Han Youniang at the beginning - it is estimated that countless men want to kill him, and then snatch the young lady home.
And Zhang Haogu, who returned to the Apocalypse and was promoted to three levels in a row as a talent, who was he before he was reborn? That's an official ape! The test of the alcohol battlefield, lying and slapping the horse, the person is from a professional class, after the soul passes through, he pats the ass of Gonggong Wei again, and trains the new army, and by the way, he also wears a big green hat for the Emperor of the Apocalypse, and in the end, although this guy is not the emperor, but the little emperor is his son!
Also, the Fang Xing who returned to the Ming Dynasty was simply a BUG-like existence, and he went back with two docks! It is said that there is everything in it, even the Gatling with blue fire......
Also, there is the guy who went back to the Tang Dynasty, surnamed Yun, who also brought a lot of good things back, and he knew a little bit about everything, and he also had a foundation with the prince at that time, and the relationship was very iron, and he also got a academy, and finally looked at people, passed on to the marquis, and retired with the country.
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To sum up, if you want to cross or be reborn, you must at least bring good equipment, get a gold finger or something, and again, you must also master enough poetry and songs, otherwise how to pretend to be forced? How can you pick up girls without pretending? How can you marry a daughter-in-law without pickling a girl? If you don't marry a daughter-in-law, what are you going to do when you go back? Or, if you have enough knowledge of science and engineering, you can build guns and cannons, and finally dominate the world, and the palace beauties are the same as three thousand, and it is not in vain to cross once.
But here's the problem, our protagonist, the great, benevolent, fraternal, and the only saint of five thousand years: His Majesty Emperor Chongzhen, he has no golden finger! He didn't come from an official ape, and he didn't know all kinds of physical chemistry skills - he had already returned that thing to the teacher, and every time he chatted with the teacher, he discussed whether he could refund the tuition fee!
So after waiting for Wei Zhongxian and Tian Ergeng to get out, His Majesty the wise and martial Emperor Chongzhen began to babble, making Wang Chengen, who was following behind, think that the emperor had provoked something unclean today: "System? System? Damn, no. Aides? Aides? Damn retarded, no. Then he changed his tone to an extremely sensual tone: "Grandpa? Grandpa? Are you there? Damn, it doesn't look like he's there. ”
Now I have a headache, what did Emperor Chongzhen do before he crossed? At best, it's called a software development engineer, but to put it bluntly, it's a hard-working program ape, a coder who writes code! What is the saying? The program ape, the art dog, can't walk without seeing the moon. There is no hope for this professional technology, unless our Emperor Majesty first comes up with electron tubes, transistors, all kinds of integrated circuits, and has to get out lithography machines and other equipment, his magic skill - writing code, may be useful. Now, it's obviously a single-like soul piercing! There is no golden finger, there is no old grandfather, so this can make Emperor Chongzhen worried, so he often nagged at the sky alone: "My golden finger, my ability, if you don't give me a warehouse like Fang Xing, it's okay, but you can't give me a bunch of blue fire Gatling......"
Wang Chengen thought that his emperor had committed hysteria, and for the dignified king of a country who actually developed hysteria after ascending the throne, this is simply a big joke of the three hundred years of the dynasty.
But for Emperor Chongzhen, he really didn't want to hang on the crooked-necked tree in the coal mountain seventeen years later.
Since there is no goldfinger, there is no ability, and in the end, he didn't even give a portable old man, and he didn't have a warehouse, and he didn't have a blue-and-da
First of all, Wei Zhongxian can't be killed. What does Wei Zhongxian do? That is what the Emperor of the Apocalypse of Daxing left Chongzhen with money. Without Wei Zhongxian, who will get money for Chongzhen? What happens when you don't have money? At that time, Chongzhen asked Wu Xiang, the chief soldier of Shanhaiguan, how much military salary would be required if he transferred Guan Ningtie to ride into Beijing to escort him, and the answer was one million taels. The problem is that Chongzhen has no money. Don't mention Chongzhen's internal funds, at that time, Chongzhen's internal funds had already been pasted into the treasury, and what about the treasury? Empty ones can run mice!
Chongzhen, who has crossed over from the afterlife, understands one sentence very clearly: "If you can settle it with money, it doesn't matter!" ”
He has just ascended the throne, who is the real loyalty? Who is the real traitor? Except for Wang Chengen, the old eunuch who accompanied him to hang himself in the coal mountain, who could he trust? British Gongzhang Weixian can believe that after all, the last grandfather of the country also died on the battlefield for himself. What about Zhu Chunchen, the Duke of Chengguo? This old thing is a thief! Luo Yangxing, this dog is favored by the country but mixed with a group of people from the Donglin Party, can you believe it?
So in such a comparison, the eunuchs such as Wei Zhongxian and Wang Chengen and some of the relatives are more trustworthy.
As for some people saying that Wei Zhongxian wanted to kill Chongzhen, Wei Zhongxian teamed up with the Hakka clan to kill Empress Zhang, the empress of the Emperor of the Apocalypse, who had many miscarriages, so that there was no prince, and in the end he could only pass the throne to Chongzhen? It's unlikely that they can think about it with their practical brains, after all, no matter how stupid Wei Zhongxian and the Hakka are, they will know that it is easier to control a stinky and undried emperor than to control King Xin, who has always had a bad impression of them, that is, Emperor Chongzhen, who later killed them, right? For eunuchs, where did their power come from? Not by the emperor's favor? Liu Jin, Wang Zhen, Wei Zhongxian, which one is not? When Chongzhen's ascension to the throne is a foregone conclusion, Wei Zhongxian will definitely find a way to curry favor with Chongzhen as soon as possible instead of finding a way to murder him - that would be a big death! During the Zhengde period, Liu Jin, the head of the Eight Tigers, scraped a small note; The majestic nine-thousand-year-old Wei Zhongxian, in the face of the butcher's knife of Emperor Chongzhen in the original history, was also waiting to be killed, and there was no resistance to fart.
As for the records in the later Ming history, it was repaired by the mite Qing, and it was revised by the disciples and grandchildren of the later Donglin Party, and its credibility is estimated to be like that, at best, it is better than nothing.
So now, the wise and martial Emperor Chongzhen can't find his golden finger, and in desperation, he can only take the novel he read at a certain point in his previous life as a legal law, so he knows that the eunuch is far more reliable than the Donglin Party, as for the others, Jinyiwei, Dongchang and Xichang, he doesn't plan to let go of anything, and he can use all the things he can use! The minister is disobedient, although he kills and changes, there is not much else in the Ming Dynasty, and there are those who want to be officials with their heads sharpened, and there are still people who are officials with the strength of Zhu Baba and Zhu Laosi to kill officials, and it is estimated that there is no problem for Emperor Chongzhen to kill a few.
The top priority now is first of all to let Wang Chengen's old thing work with the Eastern Sect Leader to get the inner factory up first, so as not to die like the previous emperors! Secondly, it is still necessary to find a few reliable dragon legs, and get a few troops that can be completely loyal to themselves, and the kind that will make them die without blinking. After all, the great man said that power comes out of the barrel of a gun, and a gun is the king of grass.
Emperor Chongzhen, who was in a very bad mood, continued to mutter: "Director, I seem to have taken the wrong script, so ......it's okay to change it."