28 Liu Bian
Luoyang, inside the North Palace.
"I really don't know how ancient people came to life without toilet paper, you say, before, how did I not find this problem." Firefox thought like this, for Firefox, going to the toilet has indeed become a big deal, because there is no toilet paper, in order to solve this problem, she can only use the situation of making clothes by herself to steal the fabric to go to the toilet, although this is very luxurious, but there is no way to do it.
"And the men's and women's toilets haven't been separated, well, but there's a problem that should be worth noting. If the toilets were separated, would those dead eunuchs go to the men's toilet or the women's toilet? Well. It seems that the ancestors did not distinguish between male and female toilets in ancient times, in order to avoid the embarrassment of the fathers-in-law. Firefox suddenly felt that his idea was very dirty.
"Phew, should I write a book like this, a study of toileting in ancient courts? Hey, in that case, my Firefox's reputation will be infamous for 10,000 years. But if I really go back one day, I think it will be absolutely sensational to be able to write such a report and submit it. Firefox thought with a smile. Never mind. The question is still too far away. Go back, I don't know how to go back, the important thing for the current group is to steal some fabrics out, otherwise, the next time I go to the toilet, there will be no loss. Firefox plans to go to the area where Gong'e changes clothes again to steal some fabrics, there are a lot of clothes there, Firefox is trying to find a way to get clothes, from flight attendants, to OL's professional clothes, she can think of anything, can come up with it, in order to increase the effect, she also works part-time hairstylist, dressed up all kinds of hair. Even the queen was eager to try it, and in addition to that, there were glasses frames, the best of which were made of copper wire. Glasses, Firefox can't do it, because she can't make glass, but this is the era, there is no TV, no mobile phone, no tablet, and the eyes are simply not short-sighted. And the glasses frame is at most decorative, so that the woman looks a lot more intellectual.
The queen used the kind of copper wire that was made, it is said that the queen felt that the copper wire was not very good-looking, and replaced it with gold wire. Firefox had to sigh like this. The following is wooden, those glasses frames are mainly used for teachers, OL, in order to match, she also specially asked the carpenter to make high heels, yes, it is high heels, otherwise, if the woman is too short, it will look imposing.
It's just that I don't know what the historical Emperor Ling of Han would think in this regard, it is said that after the Yellow Turban Uprising, this ridiculous emperor suddenly took sex. I don't know if it's because of excessive fright, resulting in the following not to be raised, everything needs to be verified, if it is proven, put it in the twenty-first world, this is an absolute discovery, this will subvert the traditional cognition of the archaeological community. Hehe. Firefox laughed extremely lewdly, quite obscenely, and she herself felt that she was such a gossip.
But at this time, she saw where Gong E was changing clothes, but Zhang asked Zhang's father-in-law to be secretly inside.
"Hey, what is he doing here?" Firefox found a place to hide, and if it was discovered, it would not be good.
I saw Zhang Rang, and Zhang's father-in-law kept collecting the clothes, underwear, and underwear worn by women. For the underwear, in fact, these are for the convenience of the fire fox herself, she is a female streamer, but she is not a real eunuch, she also needs to change her underwear, but unfortunately, when she crossed, she only brought a set, a set, how could it be used? So, she went on to make clothes for this empty space. I made several sets of washing for myself, which can be regarded as a fake public benefit.
You know, the status of women in ancient times was very low, and it was very difficult to make a set of underwear, and some women may only have one set of underwear, which is impossible to think about, as for underwear, this is needless to say. It is said that some people did not wear underwear in ancient times, and I really don't know if it was because women in ancient times were very open, or if they were very bold. None of that matters anymore. The important thing is that Firefox needs several sets of underwear herself, and she can't make these things by herself.
"Hey, this dead eunuch, doesn't he have no need for this? No matter how you collect it, it's still women's underwear and underwear, tsk. Oh, no, the pressure on this palace is too much. It is said that only psychopaths collect these things, and long-term repression leads to psychological distortion. Because you can't send out that kind of need, and then you hold it, hold it, hold it, and something goes wrong. However, there is a general demand for this. Oh. I understand. Firefox thought to himself.
"Fetish. Voyeurism. It turned out that the eunuchs in the palace were all solved in this way. Otherwise, these dead eunuchs would not all be sick. Firefox hid aside and thought like this, and she suddenly felt that it was time for her to write a book again. The title of the book is, "What I Saw in the Eastern Han Palace", I don't know if it should be written, because it can be used as a good psychological study. You must know that in the 21st century, there are still many such people, they are psychologically depressed, and on the surface they are normal people, but they cannot be released, so it has caused such a bad result.
"Well, after all, they're poor people, too." Firefox couldn't help but shake his head, they were also pitiful, the whole palace looked abnormal.
Soon, Zhang Rang finished collecting his loot, a big bag full of them, and the fire fox looked very angry, this thing was made, but it took a long time, and he took it all away in such a while. It's really infuriating to say. But think about it, people are also disabled and psychopathic, forget it. Who knows what will be done, it is said that the depressed will kill people, but they will never show mercy. Hey, forget it. Don't dare to make trouble with each other. After all, they were the ones who carried out the palace coup.
Zhang Rang quickly took his things and left. He was carrying quite a lot of things, women's underwear and underwear, clothing, glasses frames, even high heels, some silk socks.
"I'm so." Firefox watched Zhang Rang leave quietly with a pitiful look, after all, this is an unsightly thing. Just as Firefox decided to steal something and leave, footsteps sounded outside again, and Firefox hurriedly hid.
"Oh, I'm so stupid, what am I hiding, I'm really used to being a thief." Firefox patted his head and said. He didn't even know why he did it.
Soon, the people who came in appeared.
"Huh? How did it turn out to be a boy, looking at the other party's clothes, it didn't seem to be someone from the palace. Firefox looked at each other and felt that this boy was very strange.
"It seems that it should be a certain prince, but there are only two princes in this Emperor Han Ling, one is Emperor Han Xian, and the other is, is it really him?" Firefox guessed. But soon she stopped guessing, and the reason was normal, because the boy didn't run in out of curiosity, but more like a child who was doing something wrong.
Like Zhang Rang, the boy is also stealing things secretly, women's underwear and underwear, and some glasses frames, as long as it is something that boys find interesting, he steals everything.
"Hey, what the hell is going on in this palace, why are there so many fetishes, is this palace too magical. Forcing people to become psychopaths. I, Firefox, will I also be forced to be like this by the palace, oops. Thinking of this, Firefox had goosebumps all over her body, making her a psychopath, it was better to kill her. Because she's still a female psychopath. Think about it, what a horrible thing it is.
Maybe the boy stole too much. In the end, he found that he had a large bag. Oh my God, this boy is too greedy to take away all his curiosity. It seems that the boy realized the problem, and then reluctantly picked out a few underwear that seemed to be good and took them.
"Hey, I'm finally gone. This palace is too big a strange story. I ran into two fetishes in a row. This psychopath is not ordinary. Huohu thought in his heart, how did he know that Zhang Rang stole it for Emperor Han Ling. If she knew, she would have strangled herself to death, because he had discovered an astonishing secret.
Firefox, who finally came out, felt that this palace didn't seem to be a good place, and if she had the chance, she thought it would be better to go out for a walk. However, this Eastern Han Dynasty is so big, and it is the Yellow Turban Rebellion, where she goes to find a safe place, but if she doesn't leave, in case of any palace coup, you must know that her identity is a eunuch. In the future, there will be a ruthless character who specializes in killing eunuchs. Alas, what should I do about this? Firefox himself felt that there was no way out.
"Oh, my father-in-law Hu, why are you here, the queen is in such a hurry to find you, let you make a snack." Xiao Zhaozi excitedly pulled the fire fox and left. Firefox couldn't even adjust his mood.
Inside the palace where the empress lived. A boy is eating ice cream, quite fast.
"Slow down, slow down, have decency." The queen kept reminding.
"Qi Yu Niangniang. Father-in-law Hu brought. "A palace lady reported for duty. The word Niangniang was finally borrowed by the queen. And she has been using it, she thinks that this word, in the future, will be prestigious.
"Well, come on." The queen said. Then the fire fox went to the temple.
"Mother." Firefox saluted. The queen nodded.
"Hu Huo, this time the palace is arguing." The queen introduced.
Firefox looked up, hey, isn't this guy who eats ice cream the little guy who stole women's underwear? It turns out that he is really Liu Wei.
"In the future, you're going to make something delicious and something you've never seen before, understand? Rest assured, this palace will not treat you badly. The queen said with a smile. Firefox reacted immediately.