It is naturally incumbent on a friend to stick a knife in both ribs, but if the object of the knife in the two ribs is a madman, Wang Zhu is a little unhappy.

Not only do you have to collect human urine, but you also have to boil human urine, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a madman doing it, and a slightly normal madman probably can't do it, it's too perverted.

Wang Zhu no longer repeatedly asked the question of whether to collect human urine, and quickly changed the question, parroting over and over again, like the previous question, constantly repeating and repeating, no matter how many times he asked, he did not give up.

"Boiled?"

"Yes, boil dry."

"Dry the pee?"

"yes, boil the urine dry."

"Really boiled?"

"It's really boiled dry, and there can't be a drop left."

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The more Wang Zhu asked, the more frightened he became, and he found that this madman was actually very patient, and he took the trouble to answer every time, and he also had a warm smile like a spring breeze on his face, and his service attitude was super good.

Wang Zhu felt that he was going crazy and was infected.

"Brother, what the hell do you want to do? Straight to the point? Wang Zhu tugged at the bun on the top of his head in a dejected manner, and his expression was disgraced.

"Didn't you say that? Stir up the marriage of Dongyang and Gao. ”

Wang Zhu thought about it with his not too outstanding head, and finally suddenly realized, with a chaotic look of worship: "I understand! Cook with a pot that has boiled urine for high fulfillment ......"

“…… Therefore, the urine is poisonous, and if the high performance is poisoned, the marriage will naturally be stirred up, right? Wang Zhuan looked excited about solving the big case, and lowered his voice and said quietly.

Li Su frowned, and his stomach was sick.

How did this guy have a brain? Seems to be more perverted than himself......

"Li Su, we can't do this, this thing is too dirty...... Wang Zhu persuaded with a serious face, and put one hand on Li Su's forehead: "Is it a fever?" Sun Lao Immortal lives in Chang'an City. How about I help you invite him to the old man's house? ”

Li Su sighed: "Believe me, this matter is not dirty, you want to be dirty." ”

Wang Zhu was stunned for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth fiercely: "Okay, I'll help you, but you have to promise me." I must not let anyone know about the fact that I am helping you cook urine, including my second child, and I will not be able to live if it is passed out. ”

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Regarding Li Su's actions in the past few days, the two brothers of the Wang family don't understand it at all, and the more they look at it, the more profound it becomes.

The only person in the world who can understand Li Su is probably himself, and he knows very well what he is doing.

Broken and crumpled, it's actually just a trick. For Li Su, this trick is even very clumsy.

However, it is enough to fool the people of this era.

Early in the morning of the third day of the Lunar New Year, the door of the Gao family's mansion was opened, and a team of gongs and drummers blew and beat out the door, followed by a long column of domestic servants carrying livestock and gift boxes, led by two white live geese. In winter, the geese flew south for the winter, and these two live geese are said to have been caught from Lingnan by the Gao family for 800 miles.

After the Gao family's team left the mansion, they went straight to the Taiji Palace. Everyone's faces were beaming with joy, and Gao Cheng, the son of the senior family, walked in front of the team in a well-dressed crimson brocade robe, smiling brighter than a spring flower.

Men and women need three media and six ceremonies to get married, and today is one of the six ceremonies of the Gao family, "Nacai", to put it bluntly. That is, the man goes to the woman's house to propose, and after the woman's elders agree, the man prepares a gift and goes to the woman's house to propose, which is the first procedure for the six rites.

It stands to reason that the marriage of the powerful family is certainly public. But today's Gao family's actions are inevitably a little excessive, just the first step of the six rites, and they beat gongs and drums, hoping that everyone in Chang'an will know.

The strategy is right, action is the best way to fight back against rumors, the Gao family chose to marry in a high-profile manner, use practical actions to counter the rumors in Chang'an City, and tell the officials and people of Chang'an in a silent way, the marriage between the two families is a match made in heaven, and there will be no retribution.

Blowing and blowing all the way, the Gao family's gift-giving team arrived in front of the Chengtian Gate, and Gao Xing dressed up and walked into the palace gate under the leadership of the eunuch.

Li Shimin made an exception to greet him outside the Liangyi Gate, and in the marriage ceremony of the princess, the princess has never had such an honor.

The two families silently countered the rumors in their own way, and under the singing of the two sides, a marriage gradually changed its taste, and the more it looked at it, the more it looked like a political show, and the two sides tried their best to play their roles in a high-profile manner, like a farce on the stage.

Li Shimin was happy, and gave back countless gold and silk, after the harvest of the guests and hosts, Gao Cheng like a proud rooster, triumphantly out of the palace home.

Tomorrow is the second of the six rites, "Asking for a Name".

The Gao family must be more flamboyant and high-profile than today, giving a resounding slap in the face to those who have nothing to do with rumors.

Gao Cheng rode on his horse, watching the whispers of the pedestrians on the side of the road, the smile on his face deepened, but a trace of imperceptible gloom flashed in his eyes.

Sooner or later, the Jingyang County who made the Gao family lose face, his good days are almost over.

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Gao Yang has recently become a messenger inexplicably, a messenger between Dongyang and Li Su.

Dongyang was grounded by Li Shimin, and Li Su was even more denied entry, and his lover was isolated on both sides of the high wall, and Gao Yang became tired of becoming a dog.

No way, Gao Yang has Gao Yang's advantage, her biggest advantage is that she is arrogant and unreasonable, after making trouble in the princess's mansion twice, the Jinwuwei soldiers were very afraid of her, but they didn't dare to do anything with her, and finally the soldiers simply ignored her, as long as she didn't steal Princess Dongyang out, the gate of the princess's mansion would always be open for her, and she would go in and out like a city gate.

The only loophole was exploited by Li Su and Dongyang, so Gao Yang kept going back and forth between the princess's mansion and the Li family, frequently exchanging news for the pair of lovers who could not see each other.

The arrogant Gao Yang naturally won't work hard, she doesn't have such a high consciousness, she is called by the two of them every day, and she can't bear to send it to the imperial sister with a stomach full of anger, so she completely poured it out on Li Su.

Every time he sent a message, he swore that it was the last time, and he would never care about it again, but in Dongyang's pitiful tears, Gao Yang broke his oath again and again.

"It's the third year of junior high school today, and the imperial sister is about to marry Gao Cheng on the seventh day of junior high school, why haven't you made any moves? Do you have a way to mess up the royal sister's marriage? Gao Yang crossed his hands on his hips and glared at Li Su angrily.

Li Su smiled very gently: "Of course there is a way, don't look at my leisure these days, I have also done a lot of things." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, my sister washes her face with tears all day long in the house, and her eyes are swollen like peaches, when will you do it?"

Li Su closed his eyes, felt the direction of the wind, and when he opened his eyes, his expression was already calm.

"Your Royal Highness the Princess, don't fall asleep tonight, there is a lively scene in the middle of the night, don't miss it." (To be continued......)