Chapter 554: The Emperor's Mind
came to the door without telling him, and called it a "wicked guest".
Li Shimin is the villain of the Li family, of course, his identity is a bit special, "under the whole world, it is not the king's land", theoretically any corner of the entire Datang territory, the ownership is his, so he can walk sideways like a crab anywhere in the Tang Dynasty, enter whichever yard he wants, and do whatever he wants.
These Li Su all understand, you are the emperor, you are the biggest. But...... The emperor jumped into his bath without saying a word, which was incomprehensible to him.
It's not that Li Su didn't imagine someone jumping into his bath, of course, this person must be correct, even if it is not a fairy who went down to the mortal world without permission, at least it should be an angel who accidentally fell into the mortal world, and the face is on the ground.
A big man who picked his feet jumped in without saying a word, Li Su was very helpless, not only helpless, but also disgusting.
I can't figure it out, why do you choose him to take a private visit every time he takes a bath, and he doesn't treat himself as an outsider at all, you are the emperor of the state of etiquette......
The pool is so dirty that you don't want it, it's no different from soaking in a stinky ditch, Li Su soaked in hot water, but there was a layer of goosebumps on his body inexplicably, only to feel countless bacteria crawling on his skin, smiling and drilling into the pores, spitting while drilling, spreading viruses......
With a snort, Li Su quickly jumped up from the pool, crawled out of the water with a rolling belt, and hurriedly took a cloth towel to wipe it vigorously on his body, wiping it vigorously......
Li Shimin's face is green, how dirty do you think I am? I am the emperor, and I am the most white and clean emperor of all dynasties, right......
I still know a lot about Li Su and Li Shimin, and I know that he has a problem with loving cleanliness, but I just look at Li Su's style today. Li Shimin didn't expect his problem to be so serious.
"Zizheng, your illness is very serious, do you want me to show you Sun Dao Changxuan, prescribe a few pairs of recuperation and eat it...... Not so fond of clean recipes, well, good for you. Li Shimin said in a caring tone.
Li Su was angry. Is this human language? What do you mean by "not so much love clean recipes"? Wouldn't it be nice to give you a little love and cleanliness?
"Well, thank you, Your Majesty, the minister is not sick, the minister is normal."
Li Shimin sneered: "Joke, you are normal, isn't it normal for me?" ”
Li Su looked at him innocently, his eyes blinked, Li Shimin's smile stopped, and a stream of green gas rose from his feet to his head.
He understood Li Su's innocent eyes. The meaning revealed in it is probably ...... "Yes, that's right, you're not normal, you're sick." ”
Li Shimin raised his finger and pointed at him, probably wanting to swear, but then thought that he was soaking in someone else's bath after all, and there was no reason to beat the monk after eating fast, so he had to put down his hand stupidly. Snorted in displeasure.
"Get out of here for me, and arrange a banquet quickly. I'll be soaking for a while, and I'll be far away. ”
Li Su hurriedly responded, put on his clothes and ran out.
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The Li family's wine banquet was very polite, at least in Li Su's opinion, it was very polite, there was wine and meat, meat and vegetarian. Every dish is the Li family's unique method of frying, steaming, and cooking, and even if the mansions of the powerful families in Chang'an City are luxurious, Li Su dares to guarantee that the things they eat every day are never as exquisite and delicious as their own homes.
The wine is made from the best grapes in the Western Regions, and he was worried that the emperor would drink it in his own home, so Li Su didn't dare to take five steps. The grapes are very good, soft and warm, and not easy to get drunk.
Li Shimin seems to be soaking in the bath, and he hasn't seen it for an hour, it seems that someone else's bath is more comfortable, which is the same as other people's daughters-in-law are always better than their own daughters-in-law.
Li Su stood patiently outside the bathroom door and waited, all corners and rooms of the Li family have been occupied by the Yulin guards, every room and every courtyard and even every roof are full of people, it can be said that the Li family has never been so lively.
After waiting for another half an hour, Li Shimin got dressed and walked out of the bathroom with a lazy waist, with a comfortable expression on his face, and even his dark face seemed to be much whiter.
Li Su stood outside the door and waited, Li Shimin waved his hand: "Lead the way to the main hall of your house, I will appreciate the light today, and I will give the monarch and the ministers to drink together." ”
rubbing other people's wine and rice as if he gave others a great honor, this unreasonable style is too hateful...... I really want to be like Wang Erxiao, a child herding cattle, and lead him to the ambush circle of the Eighth Road.
Li Su bowed and silently led Li Shimin through the courtyard of the inner house and to the outside of the main hall.
Today's Li family is quite a bit of a chicken, Steward Xue and his subordinates are all gathered in the courtyard outside the main hall, trembling and full of excitement as they watch their marquis entertain His Majesty the current emperor, and their faces faintly show an incomparably glorious brilliance.
Tsk, now His Majesty personally came to the Hou Mansion to drink and feast, how thick the green smoke has to be on the ancestral tomb of the Hou Ye to have such a scenery and honor, and in the future, he will go out to brag with others, so he is also a person who has seen His Majesty with his own eyes, and the faces of the subordinates have increased by three points.
The emperor came in small convincing, and all the masters and servants of the Li family were shocked.
Li Daozheng and Xu Mingzhu waited quietly outside the main hall, and when they saw Li Shimin coming, Weng's daughter-in-law hurriedly knelt down and saluted.
Li Shimin reversed the appearance of dragging 2580000 yuan in front of Li Su, piled up a smile on his face, walked two steps quickly to personally help Li Daozheng up, and glanced at Xu Mingzhu next to him, quickly retracted his gaze, and said with a smile: "I don't come to the door, it's abrupt, and I ask Li Jiaweng not to blame." ”
Li Daozheng's expression was nervous and cramped, his old face was flushed, and he didn't dare to say anything.
Li Shimin glanced at Li Su and Xu Mingzhu, who were standing side by side, smiled, nodded and said, "Jia'er and beautiful woman, yes, Li Jiaweng is so blessed." ”
Li Daozheng didn't know how to answer, he grinned honestly, after all, Xu Mingzhu had seen Li Shimin before, and he was also the lady of Qinfeng, but he was not too nervous, he thanked him according to the courtesy, and his expression was reserved and graceful.
After being polite for a while, Li Shimin strode into the main hall, Li Su hurriedly followed, and Li Daozheng and Xu Mingzhu bowed and retreated very interestingly.
After entering the main hall, Li Su respectfully invited Li Shimin to the throne.
Li Shimin was also not polite, and sat down with a wave of his robe's sleeves. Immediately afterwards, a group of palace maids and eunuchs appeared out of nowhere, carrying the wine and food that the Li family had just prepared.
Li Su said that he understood very well that the banquet of the monarch and the ministers was a formal occasion, even if it was Li Shimin's away game, it would not be the turn of the Li family's maids to do such a thing as serving food and pouring wine according to the rules. Li Su even believed that before the wine and food were served, there must be a eunuch who tried each dish and confirmed that the dishes were non-toxic, pesticide-free and had no side effects, and then he could serve the wine and food with confidence.
Thinking of this, Li Su couldn't help but look at the eunuch who poured him wine next to him with disgust, if this dish was really tasted, I don't know if there was saliva in it...... Tsk, can't eat!
Wine and food fill the low table, of course. They are all divided into meals, and the wine and dishes in front of each person are the same, Li Su raised a glass to Li Shimin as the host, Li Shimin laughed, and drank it all in one gulp very boldly.
Then, Li Shimin immediately showed a disgusted expression, as if someone had forcibly poured a mouthful of urine, and almost vomited.
"What do you mean, boy? It's rare for me to come to your house once. Just make grape wine, huh? ”
"Huh? This one...... This is the authentic ...... of the Western Regions."
"What bullshit Western Regions authentic. Is the Western Regions great? The Western Regions is now in my hands, I want to take it, it's as easy as a snap, don't talk nonsense, take your five steps upside down! ”
Li Su's bitter face should be.
Not long after, the eunuch still came to the hall with two small jars. The clear and white wine was poured into the glass, Li Shimin raised his head and took a sip, his expression was painful and grinning for a long time, before he exhaled a long breath and praised with a smile: "Good wine!" The belly burned like a fire. This is the wine that men drink, and the sour grapes are a fart! ”
With a glass of spirits in his stomach, Li Shimin's face immediately turned red, and he raised his chopsticks to eat a few bites of food, and was immediately amazed.
"These dishes are good, copy the secret recipe to me,...... Forget it, I will send the imperial chef to your house tomorrow to learn, and the boy is not allowed to hide his secrets. ”
Li Su sighed secretly, and came here without telling him today, not only forcibly jumping into his own bath, but also eating and drinking, and remembering the core technology of the Li family's private dishes when he was finished...... This guy worked part-time as a bandit before becoming an emperor, can't he?
In contrast, Li Su suddenly felt that King Qi was much cuter, and he was also robbing and grabbing clearly, at least his attitude was very polite, and he also gave money......
Li Shimin drank a few more sips of wine, and Li Su silently accompanied him.
Li Su knew that Li Shimin had something to say, it is impossible for an emperor to be idle to this job, and he walked so far in the snow just to come to his house to take a bath and eat and drink, Li Su was not in a hurry or urging, Li Shimin drank and he accompanied him, and Li Shimin put his cup and he also put it away.
After taking a few sips, Li Shimin suddenly frowned: "The wine and food are good, why is there no Kabuki to help the wine?" ”
Li Su's face was embarrassed, and he said: "Your Majesty, there is no Kabuki in the minister's family......"
Li Shimin was surprised, raised his eyebrows and said: "Young courtier, it is the time when the spring breeze is proud, and he is even more handsome, it is the age of sleeping flowers and willows, and singing during the day, why is there no kabuki in the house to entertain himself?" ”
Li Su smiled bitterly: "The minister doesn't like this...... In other words, the minister thinks that it is not necessarily a good thing to have more women in the family, because of the status of the minister, they will always come to meet at all costs, each with their own tricks, tricks, scheming, even for the status of a concubine will fight, the originally peaceful and comfortable home will be made into a miasma, which is absolutely unbearable for the minister. ”
Li Shimin was thoughtful, silent for a long time, and said slowly: "Zizheng is right, I have a deep understanding, let's not talk about those concubines in the Taiji Palace, just say that I have those princes and princesses, in order to please me, I don't know how many tricks have been played behind my back, hum, they think they are clever and treat me as a fool, I have jumped out of the sea of blood in the corpse mountain for half my life, I don't know how many winds and waves I have experienced, how can their small tricks get into my eyes?" ”
"There are many people, there are many rights and wrongs, there are many ideas and desires, and the disputes in the world are mostly 'fame' and 'power'...... How many of them can really abandon my status as emperor when they look at me, and simply honor me as a father? ”
Li Shimin showed a wry smile on his face, raised his head and drank a glass of wine, looked up at Li Su, and said, "Do you know why I came to your house today?" Because the crown prince whom I personally ordained did what he should not have done, not only that, but he also ignored the rules that did not harm the family, I was his father, and he had no intention of repenting, but I could not turn a blind eye, so I came to make amends for him today. ”
Li Su was frightened, and hurriedly bowed to the ground and said: "The minister doesn't dare to be, Your Majesty must not torture the minister." ”
Li Shimin shook his head and said: "The truth is the truth, it has nothing to do with identity, wrong is wrong, the emperor must admit his mistake if he is wrong, my Zhenguan Dynasty has gone through 14 years, and in these 14 years, there are many mistakes in my strategy, which has been criticized by Wei Zheng countless times, and I have seriously admitted my mistake every time, wrong, that is, wrong, I have to admit it." ”
Saying that, Li Shimin suddenly straightened up, looked directly at Li Su, and said: "The prince borrowed a knife to kill people, blamed the king of Qi, and Leier's father was frightened, this is all the fault of the East Palace, and it is also the fault of my father. ”
Li Sufu said: "The minister really doesn't dare to be, please ask Your Majesty to expose this matter, otherwise it will be the minister's crime." ”
Li Shimin nodded: "Okay, I admit my mistake, and you are willing to expose it, so I won't mention this matter." Come, Zizheng, and I drink to win. ”
"Respect His Majesty the Heavenly Khan, may Your Majesty be subdued from all over the world, and be honored by all the people."
Li Shimin's eyes were curious, and he said with a smile: "I really rarely hear you pat the horse, why did you make an exception today?" ”
Li Suzhi stood up and looked at Li Shimin, and said solemnly: "The minister is not welcome, because the minister has not seen the mind of His Majesty the Heavenly Khan until today, there is no social foundation in the world, but there is a famous Ming monarch and holy lord through the ages, the emperor's mind can accept the four seas, and the world is level, then the Tang Dynasty foundation can also be accepted from the four seas and the world." ”
Li Shimin's face lit up, and he laughed and said: "Well said, Zizheng is a clever person in the end, although he praises with a little advice, he speaks steadily, unlike Wei Zheng's old horseman, who speaks hard every time he advises, but he doesn't point at my nose and scold the faint king, especially in the past few years, to be honest, I have wanted to chop this old horseman for a long time." ”
Li Su smiled and saluted with a cup.
Li Shimin raised his head and drank it all, his face became more and more red, as if he was already a little drunk.
"However, Zizheng is also a good skill, I sent you to Xizhou, originally just to polish your temperament, but never thought that after you experienced a few bloody battles in Xizhou, your temperament is much smoother on the surface, but in fact it is more violent, you see through the prince's jealousy, and dare to hire a ranger to kill people on the street in front of the East Palace, in front of everyone's eyes, but the East Palace does not dare to speak, and even the imperial authority with me is swept away, I have to say, Zi is just the means, good intentions, worthy of being treated by me as a national soldier......" (to be continued. )