In the dark, Yang Huairen sighed, "Alas...... You said that the two of us are lonely men and widows, and we are locked up in a confined space like this, can it be regarded as a lonely man and widow living in the same room? Is it fate, should you do something? ”

To understand the meaning of these words, it depends on what kind of tone the speaker has, Yang Huairen's tone is definitely not to tease Tie Xiangyu, but after hearing this sentence, Tie Xiangyu still inevitably feels a little ashamed and panicked.

"Do something? What do you want to do? ”

"For example...... Tell a story, or tell a joke to liven up the atmosphere? ”

"I don't have your eloquence, if you want to speak, then you can speak......"

After a moment of silence in the dark, Yang Huairen suddenly said, "Why don't I tell a joke about fate, but ...... This paragraph is a bit like that, I'm afraid you'll want to hit me when I'm done. ”

Tie Xiangyu said with a smile in his heart, Yang Huairen has many shortcomings, but also many advantages, for example, in such a situation, he always has a way to adjust the atmosphere and mood, so that the people around him can maintain an optimistic and relaxed attitude.

And Tie Xiangyu, as a woman, is a little contradictory to look at his advantages, firstly, such a character is indeed very likable to women, just like now she is the best proof, and her mood is inexplicably better.

But it is precisely because Yang Huairen has such a likable personality for women, does it represent this moment, and her strange feeling towards Yang Huairen is that she has secretly agreed to it in the contact of these days?

Tie Xiangyu didn't dare to think about it, because she didn't know how to face this relationship, in the fantasy of the other half in the future when she was a girl, her other half was not the type of Yang Huairen at all, and he had already married.

Not only that, but he still has a wife and a concubine, and he has also given birth to children for him, not to mention that there is Lan Ruoxin, a confidante, it seems that in Yang Huairen's heart, there is no place for her for a long time. But if you don't like him, why do you feel so strange about him?

She forced herself not to think about these things that she had not experienced or experienced, and to return to her current environment, and at the same time to reality.

A joke about fate? Then it must be a matter of men and women in this paragraph, she really wants to hear such a story in such a situation and atmosphere, even if Yang Huairen tells it a little meaty, it doesn't matter.

"Tell me, what joke haven't we heard in the rivers and lakes? I promise you're done, and I'm not going to hit you. ”

Yang Huairen deliberately let out a sigh, "Then I can rest assured." Once upon a time, there was a gorilla, uh...... Orangutan do you know what it is? ”

Tie Xiangyu was a little stunned for a while, thinking that the joke about fate must be a story of a man and a woman, but unexpectedly, the protagonist in Yang Huairen's joke turned out to be an orangutan, and she was a little disappointed.

"Yes, it's about the same as a monkey, but it's bigger and has black fur."

"Yes, yes!"

Yang Huairen shouted, "I didn't expect you to be really well-informed, cough cough...... Then I'll go on. It is said that once upon a time, there was a male gorilla who wandered around the forest after he was full of food......"

Tie Xiangyu couldn't see Yang Huairen's face clearly in the dark, but from such a vivid and interesting tone, he could hear that Yang Huairen told the story very easily, and there was no nervousness.

Although the environment in which they came here is very claustrophobic at the moment, there is no idea what will happen next, and they don't even know if they will not be able to get out of this secret room alive.

But listening to his voice, Tie Xiangyu suddenly forgot the fear of future danger in her heart, and her mood became much calmer, even the endless darkness seemed to have become gentle, and she enjoyed the feeling of this moment very much.

Yang Huairen continued to preach vividly, "The gorilla was strolling around, and suddenly felt a softness under his feet, as if he had stepped on something, he raised his feet and looked at it, and he was disgusted at that time, and he scolded angrily, 'Which bastard is this bastard who defecates everywhere?' ’

At this time, a female ape came out of the tree, and she was dressed up very charmingly, and she said embarrassedly, "Brother Orangutan, my little sister has eaten something bad, and occasionally feels unwell, I'm embarrassed."

When the male orangutan saw that the female ape was handsome, he became sexual, and he didn't care about what he had just stepped on his feet, and said to the female ape with a smile, "Sister, it's okay, let's find a place and talk?" ’

The mother ape saw that the gorilla was also quite handsome, so she agreed to the request, and then the two guys found a secret and comfortable place, chatting and chatting, just you and me, and finally that's what, that, you know what's that? ”

Tie Xiangyu subconsciously blushed and nodded, and only after clicking did he remember that he couldn't see his five fingers at the moment, and when he answered him again, he pretended to be cold and arrogant again, "You are too boring in this section." ”

"Don't worry, the story isn't over yet."

Yang Huairen smiled, "Later, these two goods came together like this, and then someone asked how they came together, and the gorilla pursed his lips and replied, 'It's all because of ape droppings.'" ”

After Yang Huairen finished telling the cold joke, he couldn't help laughing, but on the other side of the darkness, Tie Xiangyu didn't laugh, which made Yang Huairen feel that the joke might be too cold, Tie Xiangyu might have stared at him early at this time, and secretly scolded him in his heart for being boring.

On the other side, Tie Xiangyu muttered in her heart, where is this? The gorilla stepped on the ape's feces, which is also fate? This paragraph is really boring...... Belch...... Wait, fate, ape dung......

"Poof!"

Tie Xiangyu burst out with a smile, "The fate you are talking about, is it ape dung?" Haha......"

Yang Huairen smiled, "I thought you were so cold, it turned out that the smile was quite low, quite close to the people." That's right, that's how fate came about. ”

"I regret it now."

"Regrets? Why is that? ”

"Because I want to hit you."

Yang Huairen pursed his mouth, "I heard that all of you people in the rivers and lakes are true to their words, if you start beating me, it will be a reversal." ”

"My Tie Xiangyu is naturally true of his word, naturally he will not backtrack, and if he promised not to beat you, he will naturally not do it!"

Yang Huairen was proud, and suddenly felt that his foot was kicked by Tie Xiangyu, and then he heard Tie Xiangyu laugh, "If you don't do it, you won't do it, but I can move my feet." ”

Yang Huairen didn't admit defeat either, and immediately replied, "It is said that the gentleman does not move his mouth, you have moved your feet, don't blame me for moving your mouth, you dare to stretch out your hooves again, be careful of my sharp teeth." ”

The two were arguing when they suddenly heard footsteps from the stone gate on the other side......