Chapter 391: Shark's Mouth Cannon Strikes!
"Seventh brother, it's been discovered, what should we do?!"
Mao Yu'er has always been glad that he and Lu Ban No. 7 have good luck in the face of God, of course, they can escape so smoothly, and they are also grateful to Lu Ban No. 7 for his hard skills, but unexpectedly, at the last juncture, the stinky boy of Mao Shrimp was bad!
He was so anxious that he was sweating like rain, and even tears were about to fall, thinking that if he didn't succeed in escaping, the next torture would be worse than death, and it would be better to die now!
"Hahahaha~"
However, he didn't expect that in the face of the chasing soldiers coming from all directions, Lu Ban No. 7 actually let out an ugly laugh like machine friction, and then said in an emotionless tone: "Master Lu Ban, IQ is two hundred and five." Worship, remember to worship. ”
"Brother Qi, when has this been, why are you still in the mood to make such a joke?" Mao Yu'er couldn't wait to ask Luban No. 7 to be serious. But after a while, he was shocked again, and shouted as if he saw the hope of survival: "Seventh brother, don't you have a green light realm?" Can we move out of the world? ”
Lu Ban No. 7 bent one leg, kicked him with a gesture, and said angrily: "Only the green light realm with water can work, why don't you remember if you have walked it once?" And I seem to have told you that it is the divine consciousness that can pass freely in that realm, and if you want to pass with the physical body, you have to add the dream beads of Mengqi! ”
"Huh?" Mao Yuer remembers, why not remember? The whole person is wilting like a frosted eggplant. He didn't know who Mengqi was, but there was no water environment in this yard. It's good to have a small water tank in a place where people live for people, but where does it come from a lake or a well?
As long as he sees that there are benefits, Brother Meng's quick movements are slow, and he is slow to describe him as a cheetah. It's a pity that he doesn't have any real kung fu on his feet, so he didn't dare to move forward when he rushed to Luban No. 7, but he smiled and waited for other helpers to come over and take down the wooden puppet with the strength of everyone.
For Luban No. 7, Brother Meng has a certain sense of jealousy, one is that he doesn't know anything about this thing, in case it is a person who has set up a good kung fu, he is afraid that he will not be an opponent if he tries his best, and he will suffer a big loss in the end. Moreover, the most important point is that the puppeteer is the old lady's favorite, and if the damage is caused, the old lady will blame it, and he will not be able to eat and walk around.
Besieged by more than a dozen sturdy thugs, Luban No. 7 has weak strength, but he still has to take care of the hairy fish and the hairy shrimp on his shoulders, it seems that it is not easy to break through, but he does not show a little panic, only stands lazily, as if the invisible rope that is pulling him is loose.
There were people in front of him, left and right, and Mao Yu'er had nowhere to hide, so he had to rely on Luban No. 7 to stand, and he could hear the thumping sound of his upper and lower teeth banging together from afar.
When all the people who lived in this small courtyard were all huddled together, and the thugs who had been alarmed elsewhere had not gathered here, Luban No. 7 finally made a move.
His piece of wooden body suddenly straightened, and he pointed at Brother Meng and smiled: "Hey, hey, hey!" Your heart is on fire! ”
"What? You...... You bastard! "The damn puppeteer actually made a humiliating speech, and Brother Meng couldn't bear it anymore, so he wanted to call everyone together.
Mao Yu'er still has some feelings for this master who is not a master after all, and hurriedly stopped: "Master, are you in a daze, don't you see clearly that these are your two apprentices?" What's good about Jinshengtang? Every day is scared, and your life is not guaranteed at any time, so why don't you follow us too! ”
"Hey, I said hairy fish, you eat dog stuff inside and out, and you think you can fly with stiff wings before you grow up, right? I said that if you want to take refuge, can't you also take refuge in a reliable master? It's easy to find a wooden man who can't even speak! ”
"Hahaha~"
These people have never seen the true ability of Luban No. 7, and when they heard Brother Meng say this, they echoed and laughed.
Mao Yu'er was still unwilling to give up, and was a little anxious and incoherent: "Master, the puppeteer you thought was not a puppeteer at all, you thought he had no ability, but in fact, his ability is much stronger than yours!" ”
"Huh? Puppeteer ...... Not a puppeteer...... Hahaha~ha~"
Brother Meng leaned back and laughed, and those who had just woken up from their sleep and were shirtless were also very happy, and they all regarded Mao Yuer as ignorant children.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Luban No. 7 stomped on the two wooden feet in turn, and was ready to "say goodbye".
"It's not fun here at all, especially since that old woman smells of an old man and likes to play with dolls and toys, which is really funny! I'm too lazy to clean you up, someone will help me clean you up in the future, just wait and see! ”
With that, he raised his right hand, and a wooden hand turned into a strange-shaped weapon after a few "clicks"!
Who here would recognize it as a shark's mouth cannon? Seeing that the puppeteer took out a new gadget, he was quite curious, and took a closer look at it clearly, but unexpectedly, Luban No. 7 pressed the shark mouth cannon activation switch at Brother Meng's feet, and a big bubble as big as a balloon with full air appeared on the sole of Brother Meng's feet.
Luban No. 7 paused for a second and shouted loudly, "Bomb!" ”
Brother Meng didn't understand what was going on at all, it was obviously a flat ground of stone bricks, why did the soles of his feet bubble like stepping on water?
But before he could take a closer look, the big bubble exploded, and the impact of the explosion pushed out more than a dozen onlookers viciously, falling out at least a dozen feet away.
Brother Meng himself was rushed straight into the sky, feeling so weird that it was like he was sending his apprentices away.
Luban No. 7 also pulled the hairy fish into the air, but instead of relying on the power of the explosion, it breathed fire on the soles of his feet, and with the help of the power of two flames, he was carried into the air, and flew away from the wall.
Mao Yu'er didn't expect that Luban No. 7 not only ran fast, but also stepped off the ground and into the air, how did he do it?!
But at this time, it was a waste of time to study the escape method of Luban No. 7, after all, Mao Yu'er is a child, no matter how afraid he is of this incident, he can burst into tears and laugh, and when he leaves, he can still wave his hand to his morally corrupt master and say "goodbye"!
……
In the meeting hall of the Great Wall Guard General's Palace, General Luban No. 7 infiltrated Jinshengtang and stole the process of stealing the gold box very vividly.
Everyone listened with relish, but only Dunshan hid in the distance and watched him intently, not knowing what was going on in his head.
The story says that he escaped from the helm of Jinshengtang with the hairy fish brothers, and Lu Ban No. 7 proudly touched his mouth with his hand, then took out the hard-won gold box from his waist, walked to Zhong Kui's side, and put it on the coffee table.