424 Marketing Myths

Sure enough, Li Bai immediately said: "It's not just entanglement, it's mainly that Taibai wants to learn from Zheng Gongzi's side, please don't dislike Zheng Gongzi." ”

Now is the best opportunity, if you miss the opportunity, you will definitely regret it, Li Bai's attitude is more resolute.

Zheng Peng said with some embarrassment: "Now I am still a casual job, but I am afraid that I will not be able to arrange any good positions." ”

"It's good to be by Zheng Gongzi's side, Taibai has no other requirements."

Lan Duo on the other side of the screen said a little impatiently: "Zheng Peng, what Xiaobai said is also Xiaoice's life-saving benefactor, can't you arrange a good errand, by the way, you are not short of housekeepers and guards, but you have no staff, the county lord sees Xiaobai as polite, talks extraordinarily, and his knowledge will definitely not be bad, you let him be your staff, with his martial arts, he can also keep you safe if necessary." ”

The staff is equivalent to the "master" and "staff officer" of later generations, and they are considered cronies, Zheng Peng turned his head and asked Li Bai when he heard this: "Xiaobai, let's be my staff for the time being, what do you think?" ”

This proposal is good, the future poet immortal can't treat him as a mule, being a subordinate is also insulting his identity, and being an idle job as a staff member is also suitable for Li Bai's temperament.

"Taibai has seen the owner." Li Bai was overjoyed, and he didn't even ask about the remuneration, as if he was afraid that Zheng Peng would regret it, so he called the owner.

"Xiaobai, it's too raw to call the owner, let's call it Gongzi."

It's not appropriate to call "young master" with the next person, but after thinking about it, it's better to call the son.

Li Bai said with a smile on his face: "Childe." ”

"Okay, okay, Xiaobai, sit down."

Guo Ziyi smiled: "Third brother, congratulations, you have one more right-hand man." ”

Zheng Peng smiled and said: "Haha, happy event, big happy event, so happy, Huang San, go to the treasury to get the second altar of imperial wine, you must have a good drink today." ”

No matter when, if you want to ask what is the most valuable, the answer is talent, now there is Guo Ziyi, the god of war around him, and Li Bai, a poet and immortal, if any person who does not open his eyes dares to provoke, fight and let Guo Ziyi go out, Biwen commands Li Bai to take the lead, it is simply invincible, it is really cool to think about.

As soon as they heard the imperial wine, Guo Ziyi and Li Bai's eyes lit up.

Guo Ziyi put down the chopsticks with a snap, and said a little unhappily: "Third brother, it's not authentic, last time I sent someone to ask you for a good altar of wine, you said it was gone, and now I take out the second altar of imperial wine at once, and say, how to punish you as a big brother?" ”

"Big brother, these wines have just been brought back by a lot of relationships, and they haven't been heated yet, I wanted to keep them for the New Year, no, Ziqi and Xiaobai came for the first time, they can't be too cold, it's good to be able to follow the light." Zheng Peng said angrily.

In the past, he ate all the wine in Zuojiaofang, and he could get a lot of wine for Li Longji to enjoy, Li Longji was very generous, and almost every time he gave wine to the musicians and kabuki, Zheng Peng tried to put it away, and now he has no official or position, that is, he fights the autumn breeze at Gaolishi.

At this time, Huang San took out the wine and put out a few wine glasses, Li Bai saw the words "imperial wine" posted on the wine jar, his eyes lit up on the spot, and he snatched the wine jar at once, and said loudly: "All the people present are heroes, such a small wine glass makes people laugh, change to a big bowl." ”

"Young Master, this..."Huang San said a little overwhelmed.

Zheng Peng waved his hand: "Today is the main guest, go and change." ”

Guo Ziyi said happily: "Xiaobai is right, if you want a big bowl of wine, then it is called pleasure." ”

After getting the bowl, Li Bai poured a full bottle of wine for each person, first smelled the wine deeply, and then picked up a bowl of wine and said: "Taibai respects heroes the most in his life, Zheng Gongzi and Guo Weichang are both heroes, it is an honor to drink with the two big heroes, first drink three bowls by yourself to show respect." ”

After speaking, Li Bai drank all the wine in the bowl, and couldn't help smacking his tongue after drinking, with a happy look in his eyes, and a look of endless aftertaste.

One bowl, two bowls, three bowls, Li Bai drank three bowls in one go, and each bowl was drunk dry without leaving half a drop, which was extremely refreshing.

"Good!" Guo Ziyi applauded: "I didn't expect Xiaobai to be young, the amount of alcohol and the wine are so good, but it's not interesting to drink alone, you drank three bowls, and a certain will accompany you to drink three bowls." ”

Guo Ziyi was not ambiguous, stood up, held the wine bowl in one hand and the wine jar in the other, drank one bowl and poured one bowl, and dried three bowls in a row, arrogant.

Li Bai said with admiration: "Guo Weichang is really a husband, Taibai respects Guo Weichang and Guo Daying again." ”

"Interesting, come, tonight I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman, drink!"

Zheng Peng patted Guo Ziqi, who was a little dumbfounded on the side: "Ziqi, come, let's drink one, ignore them." ”

Guo Ziyi thinks that drinking alcohol can strengthen people's courage and urge strength, Li Bai is the kind of person who can exchange five-flowered horses and daughters for fine wine, to put it bluntly, the two are wine worms who like to drink, and they are toasting and drinking with them, they are obviously cheating on drinking, and they are too lazy to pay attention to the clumsy performances of these two guys, seeing that Guo Ziqi is a little shy, he took the initiative to drink with him.

"Brother Peng, it's Ziqi who respects you." Guo Ziqi hurriedly said.

Li Bai and Guo Ziyi drank several bowls on the side, and drank most of the second altar of imperial wine, and then slowed down, and the four of them drank and chatted with laughter.

While eating, Zheng Peng suddenly discovered an interesting thing, Li Bai and Guo Ziqi ate vegetables very diligently, but their chopsticks were mostly stretched out to the braised pork, as if they were in a competition, and the other dishes had not moved much, but the second plate of braised pork was about to bottom out.

Zheng Peng asked a little strangely: "Xiaobai, Ziqi, why do you only eat marinade, why, other dishes are not to your taste?" ”

Li Bai looked at Zheng Peng, and said with some surprise: "Zheng Gongzi, these are all taught by you." ”

"I taught?" Zheng Peng said confusedly: "Xiaobai, this is our first time, no, the second time we met, when will I teach you?" ”

"Zheng Gongzi forgot? Someone once asked you, why can you write so many good poems, you said that the secret is to eat braised pork, I tried, indeed, after eating braised pork, the brain melon is very bright, at that time in Dakuangshan study, in order to eat braised meat, often have to send people out of Shu to buy, with ice to send back, it used to be very difficult to buy, only Weizhou has for sale, now it is much better, almost all major states and counties have, there is a chance to eat a little more. As Li Bai spoke, he stuffed another piece of braised meat into his mouth.

Zheng Peng said in disbelief: "No, Da Kuangshan is in Jianzhou, and he went from Jianzhou to Weizhou to buy braised meat?" ”

Li Bai said lightly: "It's not difficult, let the craftsman design a special food box, and then let people ride a fast horse to transport it, just change people a few more times along the way, but spend more money and food." ”

The location of Dakuangshan is in Jiangyou City, Sichuan, and Weizhou is in Handan City, Hebei Province, which are more than 1,000 kilometers apart.

It is said that Li Bai is the ninth grandson of Emperor Xingsheng (Li Hui, King of Liangwu Zhao), and there is a huge amount of gold hidden in his home, and he has not eaten it for several generations.

Guo Ziqi echoed and said: "Yes, braised pork is very popular among classmates and friends, if anyone prepares a few plates of braised pork, and then pairs it with two pots of thin wine, the taste... Gee. ”

Speaking of this, Guo Ziqi seemed to think of something, and immediately continued: "Our husband, on weekdays, is very strict with us, teaching is also very serious, every festival everyone wants to give him some gifts to show gratitude, but he refused to accept anything, and later someone found that Mr. did not accept anything else, but sent him braised meat, receive, so we sent him braised meat, with braised meat instead of gold, and also made up a sentence slippery, Mr. does not receive gifts during the holidays, and only accepts braised meat gold for gifts." ”

With a "plop", Zheng Peng turned his head and squirted out a mouthful of wine.

Because of the rapid spraying, some of them even squirted out of their noses, choking and sneezing repeatedly.

Nima, what do you mean, how did the viral advertising slogan of later generations appear in Datang, if it weren't for Guo Ziqi's decent performance, Zheng Peng almost thought that this product was also crossed by later generations.

I really don't know what to say.

"Young master, young master, are you okay?" Xiaoyin saw Zheng Peng's back, who was immediately patted gently, and asked anxiously.

Lin Xun'er also walked over and said softly, "Young Master, choking on wine?" You okay? ”

"Brother Peng, did I say something wrong?" Guo Ziqi asked a little at a loss.

I can't figure it out, if you tell an interesting story in a good way, Zheng Peng will react like this.

Zheng Peng relieved himself, asked the second daughter to step back, and smiled at Guo Ziqi: "It's okay, I just think Ziqi's husband is very interesting, and I can't hold back for a while." ”

Guo Ziyi patted Zheng Peng on the shoulder: "Third brother, your poems are recited all over the world, and the braised meat you make is not only delicious and cheap, but also helpful for learning, it is simply the gospel of students in the world, there are not many people who can admire you, you are definitely one, come, I salute you a bowl." ”

"False like, false like." Zheng Peng's old face was a little red, and he hurriedly picked up the bowl and made a bowl with Guo Ziyi.

Just to cover up your unnaturalness.

On the same day, in order to promote braised pork, someone asked him what was the secret of learning, and he said that he loved to eat braised pork, but he didn't expect to let someone hear it, so it spread, so that in many places, students don't want to make progress without eating some braised pork.

This advertisement is a bit excessive, fortunately Datang does not have a chemical laboratory or supervision agency, otherwise he would really be imprisoned for making false propaganda.

When people eat, the brain is in a state of analyzing and experiencing the composition and taste of food, at this time, the blood supply of the brain is sufficient because of chewing, and the person is also in a state of excitement and fullness, which helps to remember, which is the so-called "secret" that eating braised meat can boost memory.

In addition, half of the credit is due to psychological suggestion, and when eating, it is helpful to memorize and learn, so I feel that learning has become easier.

No wonder Guo Ketang continues to expand his scale, and his dividends have repeatedly hit new highs, Zheng Peng himself couldn't imagine that he would create a myth of Datang marketing by saying a casual sentence that day.