Yang Shiqi asked again and again, did he really catch the king of Joseon?

How could it be so easy?

"Scholar Yang! We went here with 3,000 elite soldiers, dozens of warships, Zhu Yong, the young prince of the country, and Zhu Rong, the king of Qi, if we can't catch the king of Korea, our Ming is too incompetent, right? ”

Hearing what his subordinates said, Yang Shiqi almost wanted to vomit blood, are you sober in your mind, how many people have we sent? Three thousand!

A waste prince, a little hairy child, arrested the king of a country, is there such an easy thing in this world? Those examples of battles in the history books of daring are all useless?

Don't say it, it's just useless!

At this moment, in front of Liu Chun, there is the good news of the stupid apprentice.

Zhu Yong wrote very simply, he led the men and horses, crossed the sea to Incheon, and then landed in Incheon, smashed Seoul, unimpeded along the way, and killed it directly, the unlucky king wanted to run, they chased for thirty miles, and they caught the people.

Then send good news to the country, escort the prisoners, and return to the Ming Dynasty...... That's it!

Looking at King Qi's battle report again, this is written to Zhu Di, then it will be lively, and all kinds of demons and monsters have come up.

He was ashamed to say that there were countless Dongyi giants in North Korea, and he shot them with a divine bow, and said that when he killed Seoul, North Korea invited the Dragon King of Beihai, and he invited Xue Rengui to burn incense......

Zhu Di only read two lines of words, and threw aside the good news of running the train with a mouthful of mouth.

Grandma's, what about Xue Rengui's possession? If you want to possess the body, it is also a common spring! You are the prince of the Ming Dynasty, okay!

Zhu Di snorted angrily and called Liu Chun over.

"The North Korean people are poor, I'm afraid they can't squeeze much oil, right?"

Liu Chun said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the land of North Korea is not fertile, and there are not too many minerals, especially it is not easy to develop. However, there are millions of people in North Korea, and we can count on the labor force to build the railway. ”

Zhu Di snorted: "It's okay, then North Korea will be handed over to you." ”

"Don't!"

Liu Chun waved his hand, "Your Majesty, in the opinion of the minister, the cabinet can handle this matter well, if you don't worry, just let His Royal Highness the Crown Prince supervise the teacher, the minister has other things!" ”

"What could be more important than bullying North Korea?" Zhu Di glared.

"Yes, Chen is preparing to build a beauty salon school."

"What?"

The first time Zhu Di heard of it, beauty, hairdressing, or school!

"What are you going to teach?"

"It's just shaving your head and hair, and you're a chef, and you've thought of the name of the school, it's called Lan Xiang!" Liu Chun replied with a smile, Zhu Di was completely stunned, and only said slowly after a while: "This matter is more important than negotiating with North Korea?" ”

"To be precise, the negotiations between North Korea are insignificant and a piece of cake!" Liu Chun said as a matter of course.

Shaving hair is not a trivial matter, at least in Liu Chun's opinion, it requires more effort.

Although it is not an ugly money rat tail, although there is no rule for hair and no head...... But it still takes a long time to get the common people to give up growing hair and support short hair in favor of short hair.

First of all, it is necessary to let the big guy see that short hair does not mean ugly, on the contrary, take off the hat and keep it short, and you can have more hairstyles...... Short hair is not only convenient, but also beautiful.

Okay, although this is a big deal, but it can't be bigger than other cosmic powers, your surname Liu is so excessive, aren't you afraid that when people change the nationality of celebrities in the future, they will push you into the Yangtze River?

For these Liu Chun just smiled slightly, he had strong confidence that the cabinet could do a good job this time.

Yang Shiqi crossed Erlang's legs, leaned back, and rolled his eyes up, like an international superstar.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the king of North Korea has been captured, and it will be sent in a few days, let's discuss it, what should I do?"

The cabinet members have woken up from the initial shock, and the biggest thing now is what to do.

A large dish called "North Korea" was placed in front of six greedy diners, waiting for how to start.

Yang Shiqi said very seriously: "I checked the ancient books and found that North Korea has been our land since the Western Han Dynasty, and the Han Dynasty established four counties to govern it. ”

After he finished speaking, Jin Youzi pouted, "I don't think it's enough, obviously the North Koreans regard themselves as the descendants of the Jizi, so it should be the time of Yin Shang, and North Korea belongs to us, and it has been for thousands of years." ”

In this way, the history is really long enough.

"Could it be that we want to bring North Korea directly into the map?" Hu Guang groaned.

"What do you think!" Jin Youzi said directly: "Your Majesty has promised the King of Qi to give him North Korea, which is the fief of the King of Qi, let him toss enough first." ”

Hu Guang still didn't understand, "Since it is the fief of the King of Qi, what else is there to do with us?" ”

As soon as his words came out, Yang Rong and Yang Pu both laughed, this Hu Dacai is really too honest.

A fief is a fief, and if anyone takes it seriously, it is a brain disease!

Tianzhu is too far away and the road is difficult, so no one wants to possess it.

But North Korea is close at hand, and when the Yuan Dynasty was in power, it was also set up to conquer the eastern province, and it stands to reason that it is not impossible to incorporate it into the Ming Dynasty. But there needs to be a premise, that is, to toss to the extent that it is beyond measure, it is best to go thousands of miles of land and have no one, and then it is easy to start.

To put it simply, it is to let the king of Qi bear the notoriety, and the court will enjoy it.

For this great goal, it needs to be broken down into three steps.

The first is to disintegrate the power of Korea, the second is to send the king of Qi over, and the third is to drive the king of Qi away...... The six members of the cabinet quickly reached a consensus, so it is up to them to see where they use it.

"Speaking of which, I really want to see that Mr. Zheng, such a precious person, we don't have many Daming, should we keep him, it's best to invite someone to come over every day to watch, maybe you can charge for tickets!" Jin Youzi said with a grin.

Hu Guang directly gave him a big look, "You treat him as a beast in the garden of ten thousand animals!" ”

"Isn't it? Do you think he still has a normal human head? Jin Youzi asked rhetorically.

These goods discussed countermeasures, and over there, Zheng was always happy.

Yang Shiqi was called away in a hurry and did not come back at all.

I guess something big has happened...... What could it be?

It can't be a rebellion, right?

Then why did the people rebel?

Shave your hair!

It must be shaving!

If someone asks themselves to shave their hair, most of them will do it desperately.

If you are born as a human and even have no hair, is that still a human being?

It's going to be hard!

Maybe the Ming Dynasty has been in flames all over the place, and wolf smoke is everywhere.

When Mr. Zheng thought of this, he felt that he needed to write a letter to the monarch and tell the country to get ready.

You can display 100,000 soldiers and wait for the opportunity.

Once the Ming Dynasty is in chaos, the opportunity for the Central Plains of the Prancing Horse will come at that time.

They went all the way south and told everyone that North Korea was the beginning of China, and they would never force the people to shave their hair. At that time, they must eat pot pulp and welcome the king, and wherever they go, the people will come up with the best grain and wine to welcome them, especially the pork belly, which is indispensable.

When the time comes, the king will be renamed the emperor, and these courtiers will be able to follow suit, maybe he can also proclaim his maha and become the prime minister of China, which makes people excited to think about it!

The more Zheng always thought about it, the more happy he felt, after Yang Shiqi received the good news, he did not arrest Mr. Zheng, this goods is still a foreign envoy, and he can move around freely.

He thought about it for a long time, and felt that it was not enough to just write a note, he wanted to act, how should he act? He felt that if he wanted to prescribe the right medicine for the situation, and Daming would change the law indiscriminately, then he would play the banner of respecting Confucius, and when the time came, the corporal of the world would inevitably rise up in groups.

By the way, there is another thing, there are still too few people in North Korea who read the classics of the sages, and they all blame the fact that there were too few books bought from the Ming Dynasty in the past, and this time they have to buy more Confucian classics.

This went directly to the bookstore, not to mention, he actually found a lot of books, but they were all placed in the corner, and occasionally some were placed outside, and they were actually sold at a discount!

Lose your marbles!

Are these people all brains broken?

This is the sage's subtle words, learn a little, you can govern the country and level the world, discount, hit your sister!

Lao Tzu wants to buy it at the original price!

I didn't buy books, I bought dignity!

The bookstore owner almost felt that he had run into an idiot, did this thing have a broken brain? Why did the king of Joseon send a fool over? Actually, he really wronged Mr. Zheng, this is not simple, he is known in North Korea as a well-educated man, Confucian classics, familiar with the heart, open his mouth is the teachings of the sage, and the one used is called a skillful.

He is good at calligraphy, can write beautiful articles, and can rank in the top five in the whole of Korea, if he doesn't have a solid foundation, how can the king of Joseon be willing to send him?

It can be said that he knows Da Ming very well, but unfortunately, what he understands is the former Da Ming, which is completely different from the current situation.

Many times this is the case, the more expert you are, the more clumsy and even stupid you are in the face of drastic change.

Liu Chun remembers that in his previous life, he met a professor of education, and when he asked others to teach with reverence, as soon as he opened his mouth, he was talking about how domestic universities are not working, and he also said the amazing words that the University of Berlin has a history of 800 years. Liu Chun checked it with apprehension, and dared to love that the city of Berlin has no history of 800 years!

There is such a kind of people in the world, that is, they live by acting as a mouthpiece between different countries and civilizations, and when you don't know anything about the outside, you will find that these people are like saints, but when you understand it well enough, you will find that these people are liars who deceive the world and steal their reputation.

Fortunately, Mr. Zheng's self-deception only lasted three days.

He happily took care of the books he purchased, and there were many Song edition books in them, and the printing was called a beautiful one. Great, soon these books will become a weapon against the Ming Dynasty, the stupid Ming Dynasty, abandon nothing and abandon the way of Confucius and Mencius!

Just when he was sighing, Yang Shiqi visited him, not only Yang Shiqi came, but the rest of the cabinet members also came, not only the cabinet members came, but also sent a huge cage.

After opening it, there was a middle-aged man staring at Mr. Zheng inside.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" As soon as Mr. Zheng's knees weakened, he knelt down, "You, why are you here?" ”

Li Fangyuan simply crooked his nose, why is Lao Tzu here? Lao Tzu was defeated and captured! You, as a messenger, don't know anything?

"Rotten Confucianism mistook me!"

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