Chapter 189: Xin Guogong, come here and twist your ass

Liu Chun lifted the jade pixiu, who is Lao Tang, can he care about this little rabbit cub? As a fierce general who has been on the battlefield for decades and crawled out of the sea of corpses and blood, he can beat Liu Chun three times with one slap, and dare to order Lao Tzu, you kid is not worthy of being reincarnated for ten lifetimes!

Surprisingly, Tang He didn't get angry, but just said gloomily: "The old man has already handed over the jade pixiu and quit the pixiu guard, so there is no need to respect the order!" ”

"Wrong!"

Liu Chun said unceremoniously: "The old man forgot, you said that Pixiu doesn't eat or pull, Pixiu Wei only enters and can't leave, one day is Pixiu Wei, and it will be for a lifetime." The late sheng holds the jade pixiu in his hand, and whether the old prince is willing to obey the order is just a matter of your thoughts. ”

Liu Chun kicked the ball to Lao Tang, and Tang He wrung his eyebrows and glared, bitter and hateful. Speaking of which, he really doesn't have much ambition. Zhu Yuanzhang was relieved to give him Pixiuwei, which is also the reason.

In addition to liking food, Mr. Tang currently likes beautiful women. His body is far inferior to Zhu Yuanzhang, and he is fat enough to become a virtue, so it stands to reason that he can't touch a woman, but just last year, he added ten concubines.

In the words of Yuwa, it's good to take a look!

There are more than 100 beauties in Tanghe Fu, and most of them are young and beautiful, pleasing to the eye. Lao Tang made a plan, and he divided his property into more than 100 shares of various sizes. When he dies, he will be distributed to those women according to the number of years he has followed, and then let them marry others, without staying in the Tang family or guarding the old Tang.

As for the sons and daughters, Lao Tang didn't leave them at all.

Anyway, your grandfather didn't leave anything for me, and I won't leave it for you!

Eat meat, drink wine, and watch beautiful women...... For an old man, Liu Chun just wanted to give him two words: death!

"Old Guogong, look at your current appearance, didn't you say that you would give your life to Your Majesty? You can only give Your Majesty a pile of fat now, you should cheer up! ”

"Enough!"

Tang He roared, Liu Chun was startled, not pretending, but really scared. I saw Tang He squinting his eyes, and the eyelids like two meat buns were squeezed, so that there was only a pitiful slit left in his eyes.

The old man exhaled and panted, his chest fell together, and he said quietly for a while: "Is it okay to eat one meal a day?" ”

"Ahem!"

Liu Chun almost burst out laughing, you are so hard, it looks like this jade pixiu really works!

Liu Chun stiffened his face, "Old Guogong, once every three days at most, and no more than two taels each time...... You are indeed too fat now, for the sake of your old man's health, I must be responsible, who let me have a jade pixiu! ”

Tang He rolled his eyes angrily, he knew that this grandson was so behaving, what did the old man bother with, and what did he do on demand? A big pot of beef, the old man worked hard to make it, and there are more than 60 kinds of spices used in it! The old man invited you kid to eat, and you bullied me. Believe it or not, even if you feed the dogs, you still wag your tail at me!

You're not even as good as a dog!

Tang He scolded in his heart, Liu Chun didn't care at all, he directly picked up the big basin, went outside, and called all the generals over.

"Ladies and gentlemen, you have all followed the Duke of Xinguo for many years, and you are his old subordinates. As for me, I was ordered by His Majesty to take care of the old man. I won't say anything else, you see, the old man is getting fatter and fatter, and his health is very bad. We all hope that he will live a long life and live longer than Nanshan. So, we can't blindly indulge him, how do the people have a saying, old children, little children, at his age, he is almost like a child! ”

"Fuck you!" Tang He was so angry that he screamed, and he almost wanted to rush up and tear Liu Chun's mouth apart.

But those generals nodded frequently, their eyes lit up, and one of the oldest said: "Lord Liu spoke too well, but the old man didn't listen to us at all, who dared to persuade him, immediately punched and kicked, we were afraid of angering his body, so we didn't dare to say it!" ”

Liu Chun said: "That's not right, you can't hide the disease and avoid the doctor." We are responsible for the health of the old man. From now on, you will take care of him in batches, and you will not allow the old man to eat any extra food, and besides, let him go to bed early and get up early, and from tomorrow onwards, he will take a walk for five miles in the morning. I will come here in person, you all listen, if anyone dares to blindly obey, the old man's health is in condition, I will settle accounts with you! Not only you, but also your family! Of course, you take good care of the old man, let's take the age of seventy as the standard, live past seventy, and each person will be rewarded with 200 yuan, and 50 yuan will be added every year in the future! Did you hear that? ”

"I heard it, we all heard it!"

The home generals are in unison, for their bonuses...... Uh-no...... It is the health of the faithful father, and they must do their best and never compromise.

Yoo Chun happily gave them the beef and ate it!

The soup and heart are bleeding in the house, these conscienceless things, how many good things did the old man give you when he pulled you up?

As a result, let that little rabbit cub pay some money, and he bought you all! If the old man knew that you were like this, he would have clicked you all a long time ago, where could he still allow you to live to this day.

Liu Chun arranged it outside, turned around and walked in front of Tang He with a smile.

"Old Guogong, the matter has come to this, you should be obedient!"

Tang He glared at Liu Chun viciously.

"Boy, you're ruthless! But now that you are bullying me and being sick, aren't you afraid that the old man will be fine and strangle you? ”

Liu Chun held his chin, listened carefully, and rushed to the people outside: "Did you hear, the old man said that he was sick and sick, you should hurry up and invite the best doctor in the capital to come over and diagnose the pulse of the old man, by the way, just call the imperial doctor over, immediately, immediately!" ”

Tang He is completely desperate, he hates it so much that the roots of his teeth itch, what kind of thing is Liu Chun, dare to bully him? If it weren't for Jade Pixiu, the old man would have cut him down immediately!

Jade Pixiu, Jade Pixiu!

Your Majesty, how can you give this little bastard?

Tang He called it a grievance, but it was useless for him to say anything.

In the afternoon, Liu Chun drew up a new schedule for him, and when it was time for dinner, the beef was gone, only brown rice porridge remained, and two boiled eggs were added to ensure nutrition.

Tang He was so angry that he screamed, "What do you want to do, do you want to starve the old man to death?" If you have the ability to take a knife and come over, kill the old man! ”

Tang He shouted, and Yoo Chun appeared in front of him.

"Old Guogong, do you know how the imperial doctor treats you?" Liu Chun laughed and said: "They say that you have symptoms such as dizziness and headache, red face, bitter mouth and dry throat, irritability, red urine and dry stools. ”

Tang He was taken aback, and subconsciously said, "Yes, so what?" ”

"Not how? This is a precursor to a stroke! If you don't want to be paralyzed on the bed and can't move, you should cooperate well, otherwise Da Luo Jinxian won't be able to save you. ”

Liu Chun deliberately said that the condition was more serious, Tang He was really a little scared, he didn't know what was wrong, it was just a habit for many years, and it was not easy to change.

"Boy, you are not allowed to scare the old man?"

Liu Chun chuckled and said: "I'm half a doctor anyway, if you don't believe the old Guogong, you can ask Song Guogong and Liang Guogong, did I implement the health manual in the army?" By the way, I've also healed wound infection and suppuration! ”

Tang He didn't know the inside story, and exclaimed: "Your medical skills are quite powerful?" ”

"That's nature, so your old man has to listen to my arrangement!"

……

After a night of silence, the next morning, Tang He changed into a short fight, accompanied by Jiading, and came to the specially prepared activity field.

Here, Liu Chun led the three little guys, who were already ready early.

Zhu Gaochi took the lead in standing up, "Xin Guogong, from now on, I will teach you to do exercises, you old man must study hard!" ”

A quarter of an hour later, Tang He was almost crazy, he had a big beard, and he actually had to follow the child to raise his arms and legs, and twist his buttocks!

Just kill him!

"Liu Chun, you have a jade pixiu, the old man doesn't care anymore, I tell you, if you dare to force the old man, I, I will be killed by a headlong crash!"

The old man's eyes were as wide as bells, snorting and panting, and his expression was resolute!

At this moment, someone suddenly coughed.

Tang He subconsciously stood up, the speed was faster than Liu Chun, and he didn't stare or gasp.

"Old Tang, why are you like a child? They're doing it for your good, too! ”

The person who came was Zhu Yuanzhang, the Hongwu Emperor, who was only three years younger than Tang He, and was also in his early sixties, but his spirit was undiminished, standing there, tall as a pine. With a slight groan, he immediately stepped out of his feet and punched a punch, and the tiger was full of wind!

After the fight, Zhu Yuanzhang glanced at Tang He, "How about it, it's okay?" ”

Tang He smiled like a group flower, "Your Majesty's kung fu is amazing, the old minister was not as good as Your Majesty when he was young, and now he is even worse." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang shook his head, "When you were young, you deliberately let me, but now, can you still move?" Zhu Yuanzhang took a deep breath, "The Mid-Autumn Festival has passed for more than 20 days, and the longevity ceremony is just around the corner, you have to cheer up, I still want those barbarians to see the demeanor of the founding heroes of the Ming Dynasty!" ”

After Lao Zhu finished speaking, he turned around and left, he still had too many things, Tang He was thrown in place, and the old man stared at the front stupidly, his face full of painful struggles.

What else can I do?

He said angrily at Zhu Gaochi: "Come here, let's twist together!" ”