When Qian's mother arrived at the place of the incident, she was stunned on the spot: Leng Yue'er stood aside in some fright, fortunately her clothes were still intact, and she looked at the ground with some doubts.

Mother Qian recognized that the one rolling on the ground was the new "fat sheep" tonight.

"What's going on? Yue'er, are you okay? "Mother Qian values Leng Yue'er the most, she is the Oiran of Qunfang Courtyard, and she will also participate in the competition held by the Pingkangfang Qinglou Guild to win glory for Qunfangyuan, a proper cash cow, and let a powerful person book, there must be no problems.

"Mom, my daughter is fine, I'm just scared." Leng Yue'er said with palpitations.

There is an unwritten rule in the Qinglou, the small solution can be solved in the room, but the big solution needs to go to the thatched room, the main reason is that the smell is too stinky, that is, you can bear it, and it is not good to affect other guests, just take the Junfang Courtyard as an example, it seems to be very large, there are nearly five hundred girls in it, and the area is not large, and even if it is a woman in the Qinglou, you must pay attention to the image.

After Leng Yue'er went to the thatched house, just after tying up her clothes, a man rushed in, pulled Leng Yue'er's sleeve without saying a word, and asked Leng Yue'er to serve him to the thatched house, and Leng Yue'er was scared on the spot.

"It's okay, it's okay" Qian's mother breathed a long sigh of relief, and quickly set her eyes on Guo Tongxiong, who was obviously drunk in the field.

At this moment, Guo Tongxiong fell to the ground, shouting for a while, dancing for a while, and seemed to be very drunk:

"Hey, hey, hey, there are so many beautiful women."

"Come, beauty, drink, drink... Have a drink, Ben... Childe rewarded one or two gold. ”

"Tsk, give Ben Gongzi a smile, it's not bad."

"This, I want it; The few standing next to me are all gone.,This son has... There is money. ”

"Jump, jump, shake, just jolly... Jolly... Like a fairy. ”

Guo Tongxiong seemed to be messing around with great interest, causing the people next to him to laugh from time to time, but the expressions of the people present were very ordinary, nothing special.

In this kind of place, it is too common to get drunk, and there are no three or five gaffe guests one day, but the onlookers are not dispersed, the reason is very simple, the brother on the ground is very funny, and he is here if he doesn't come, and it's good to see the excitement.

At this time, Guo Tongxiong's entourage Ah Cai walked here panting, and his face was a little pale under the firelight.

As a conscientious entourage, Ah Cai was originally guarding well outside the private room, but a man dressed as a subordinate came over and gave Ah Cai some free snacks, saying that the welfare of Qunfangyuan would not be done by others, and that he could pass the time by eating something.

Don't want money things, don't eat in vain, worthy of being one of the best Qinglou in the capital, the service is too thoughtful, even the next person also has a reward, Ah Cai didn't expect that the stomach hurt badly not long after eating, thinking that his own Xiaolangjun brought four beauties in, not so quickly came out, so he ran to the thatched house to solve, finally solved, returned to Guo Tongxiong's private room did not find anyone, heard those Qinglou women said that Guo Tongxiong himself went to the thatched house, so all the way to find, looked for a long time did not see, inadvertently found here.

Ah Cai thought that someone had drunk too much and was making jokes here, so when he got closer, he was startled on the spot: Guo usually lay on the ground and spoke incoherently, crying and making trouble, obviously drinking too much, and the people around him were spreading that he was very bold and dared to go to the Oiran of the Qunfang Temple.

I just wanted to get rid of the fat man who was blocking me in front of me to help Guo Tongxiong, but I didn't expect the fat man in front of me to smile and say to his companion: "Guo Gongzi is really clever, this trick is used well, otherwise he will be beaten and fined." ”

What do you mean? Is his own Xiaolangjun deliberately pretending to be drunk?

Ah Cai was stunned for a moment, and he didn't go to help Guo Tongxiong as soon as possible.

The tall accomplice next to the fat man said curiously: "Brother, how can you say this, you have made such a big joke, and you are still called clever?" ”

"Of course" the fat man's voice also became louder: "Bingyue'er girl, that's a fairy-like beauty, not to mention drinking and chatting with Bingyue'er girl, even listening to her play the piano once depends on luck, this brother on the ground is ingenious, pretending to drink too much, kissing Fangze in the thatched house, and the people in Qunfangyuan are not easy to pursue afterwards, otherwise, if you insult Bingyue'er girl in Qunfangyuan, it is indispensable to be beaten and lose money, maybe you will have to send it to the official." ”

Speaking of this, the fat man suddenly stomped his foot heavily, and said with a look of regret: "God, such a good way, why can't I think of it, if I can talk to Miss Bingyue'er... Pity. ”

"Yes, this is a good way, I just laughed at other people's jokes, but I didn't expect them to be first-class clever." The fat companion also said with a look of remorse.

Ah Cai took the words of the two into his ears, and quietly put down his raised feet: these two sons are reasonable, they took advantage of it, they made mistakes, they naturally have to find a way to get out, and pretending to be drunk is the best way, after opening a brothel in Pingkangfang, it is definitely not simple, and a large-scale brothel like Qunfangyuan has a terrible background.

almost ruined his own Xiaolangjun's good deeds, maybe he would even hurt him to send him to the official, Ah Cai watched quietly, and secretly admired his Xiaolangjun's cleverness.

Tsk, worthy of being the Oiran of Qunfang Courtyard, it is really too beautiful to say, Ah Cai secretly thought in his heart, if he could take a closer look at Bing Yue'er, let alone pretend to be drunk, even if he was beaten, he would admit it.

Ah Cai understands Guo Tongxiong's temper, although he does not dare to drink flower wine under the strict orders of the family, but the maidservants around Guo Tongxiong, one counts as one, none of them can escape from Guo Tongxiong's palm, some Ah Cai can't look down on it, but Guo Tongxiong has not let it go.

The fat man is An Lushan, and the person who echoes him is naturally his brother An Sishun, after the two accepted Zheng Peng's test, they have been secretly looking for opportunities, followed Guo Tongxiong for two days, and finally let An Lushan find an opportunity, that is, to start in a brothel with many people.

An Sishun just spent dozens of dollars in reward, so he found a servant to send a snack with laxatives to Ah Cai, and first broke him away, An Lushan dressed up as a subordinate, waiting for the opportunity to act, I wanted to send Guo Tongxiong a "spiced" wine, get some peachy news, but I didn't expect Guo Tongxiong to suddenly come out of the private room to go to the thatched house, An Lushan immediately changed the action plan.

An Lushan and An Sishun sang and harmonized, and the onlookers began to discuss:

"yes, why didn't you think of this solution?"

"If you can be in the same room with Miss Bingyue'er, no, it's the same thatched house, that's also a beautiful thing."

"I know this little Langjun, it is Guo Tongxiong, the foreign affairs director of the Guo family in your township, these cunning little businessmen, there will always be a lot of sideways."

"Isn't your hometown Guo a strict self-respecting courtesy? It seems to be just an empty talk, a joke. ”

"Hehe, this trick is wonderful, what you shouted just now is rude, maybe this Guo Gongzi has already succeeded."

"It's rude when no one comes, and when people come, they get drunk and crazy, it's too smart."

"It's a joke tonight, and there will be a good story tomorrow, pretend to be drunk, it's worth it!"

Everyone talked about it, some people praised Guo Tongxiong's cleverness, and some people ridiculed the appearance of Guo's family in your hometown, but there were many people in Qunfang Courtyard who were looking for fun, so the scene praised Guo Tongxiong's cleverness.

When Qian's mother and the people in Qunfang Courtyard heard this, they looked at Guo Tongxiong, who was still drunk and crazy on the ground, their faces were very complicated, and Ah Cai on the side saw it, and secretly encouraged Guo Tongxiong in his heart: Xiao Langjun is working hard, and he is about to pass the test in a fool's way.

Just when Qian's mother hesitated to deal with this matter, Guo Tongxiong on the ground suddenly stood up, his eyes were a little confused, and he shouted loudly: "Haha... Haha, beauty, a lot of beauties, come, my son has a reward, kiss a gold ingot. ”

As he spoke, he stretched his neck and caressed him in the air while kissing him, as if there was a large group of beautiful women around him to enjoy.

Ah Cai's eyes lit up when he saw it: When did his own Xiaolangjun be so good at pretending, that action and expression, even his personal entourage, who has been with him for almost ten years, thinks that he is really drunk, when is he so good at acting? Even if the people of Qunfangyuan don't believe it, they have to believe it.

"Wow", there was a sudden exclamation at the scene, and there was a woman's panicked screams from time to time, which suddenly pulled Ah Cai back from his imagination, and when he looked at the field, Ah Cai's pupils suddenly shrank, and he almost didn't scream, only to see Guo Tongxiong suddenly open his robe, revealing the lower body of "a pillar of Zhitian", and he kept stirring, shouting in his mouth, "Come, suck this son's finch, haha, don't rob ...", screamed a few times, only to see him suddenly hug the tree next to him, kissing and touching, what else is he screaming" Beauties, don't run".

actually took a tree for granted a beauty, and in front of everyone, she performed the "love of people and trees" without anyone else.

The scene burst into laughter, and those guests, especially those who did good things, pointed at Guo Tongxiong and laughed backwards and forwards, almost out of breath.

Just now, I thought that Guo Tongxiong was clever and had a first-class performance, but I almost didn't faint when I saw this scene, it's over, it's over, I thought Guo Tongxiong had the intention to pretend to be drunk in order to pass the test, but now it seems that this is not pretending to be drunk, it is really drunk, no, it is drunk and crazy, and such a ridiculous thing can be done.

Secretly ran to the brothel to look for flowers and ask Liu, being punished by the clan is a trivial matter, Guo Tongxiong made this out, within a day, the whole Chang'an knows, it is estimated that it will become the laughing stock of the entire Tang Dynasty in less than a month, even the Guixiang Guo family, also has to be discredited, and he can't take care of himself, won't he be beaten to death when he goes back?

Ah Cai didn't care so much, so he hurriedly rushed over, and shouted while pulling Guo Tongxiong away: "Xiao Langjun, wake up, you drank too much, you drank too much, wake up quickly." ”

Guo Tongxiong, who was red hot and his eyes were blurred, felt that the "beauty" in his arms seemed to be a little hard, as soon as Ah Cai went to pull him, Guo Tongxiong held Ah Cai in his arms with his backhand and kissed desperately......