Zi'er just wanted to say, "Don't tell me, the old lady doesn't want to hear it," but she didn't dare to yell again, so she gave Sun Wukong the first place.

Sun Wukong said sadly: "The situation back then was like this, I absorbed the essence of heaven and earth and became essence in the stone, and finally it was time to break out of the stone. That day a thunderbolt fell from the sky, and I jumped out of the stone that had broken my stupe. However, you should be able to imagine how urgent it must be for the living stone monkey to hold in the stone for so many years, and I hurriedly found a place to release it. It is not good to defecate in the open, so I can only find a bush to get into, and see another stone similar to me, half of which is buried in the dirt, which is not only a good place to go to the toilet but also helps me block the view of the outside world, so I released it freely......"

"Sun Wukong, listen to what you mean, the place where I stay will not be that piece...... Block Block ...... Stones for you to use the toilet...... Right? Zi'er's upper and lower teeth trembled, and she didn't know if she was shocked, or if her life was hanging by a thread and couldn't support it.

Sun Wukong thought that she couldn't do it anymore, and said the truth in a panic: "Yes, yes, yes, that bubble of urine, the duration is called that long, it is half an hour!" Senior sister, do you think, I stayed in the stone for 10,000 years to become a essence, how much life essence must be contained in a soak of urine? It's just so straightforward to pour you in, and you keep absorbing and absorbing and absorbing......"

"Okay, senior brother, please pick up the key points!" Zi'er politely and kindly reminded, otherwise the four big molars in her mouth would all have to be crushed.

Sun Wukong said embarrassedly: "Hehe, I just want to describe a little bit about how long that bubble of urine is." Then, I will transfer the life essence of the stone monkey essence to you, and you will naturally have life, not only that, but your cultivation years are greatly shortened compared to me, to what extent? As soon as I turned around after peeing, I heard the loud cracking of rocks, mixed with your cries. ”

"I ...... That's how I came here? Zi'er's ghost-like face looked more like a ghost, her facial features twisted together and she couldn't tell whether she was crying or laughing, and the expression of crying and laughing fell in Sun Wukong's eyes, and she was interpreted as moved.

Sun Wukong said honestly: "Zi'er, you don't have to thank me, there is a certain number of origins and extinctions in the world, I am destined to urinate urgently when I am born, and I have found the stone when I am urgent, and the output of life essence is just enough to give birth to another stone monkey essence, what do you say is not destined for heaven?" ”

"I'm so drunk! You fateful and providential old lady is about to vomit when she hears it! ”

Zi'er's heart was hot, and the blood in her veins was boiling and gushing into her head, and she was afraid that she would be able to blow up this damn cave immediately. Sun Wukong pushed her, she really hit her hard, and the moment her head left the stone wall, she remembered what happened before she was arrested to the Puluo Realm.

The problem is that even if she remembers the past, she hasn't forgotten the aftermath~ So the fact is that she can use her memories to confuse Sun Wukong. But the determination to escape from Huaguo Mountain and return to the Puluo Realm to join the Demon King has not changed at all.

Sun Wukong was immersed in the past, and carelessly did not pay attention to the subtle changes in Zi'er's expression, of course, another reason is that he really values this junior sister too much, and has no reason to trust her, if he doesn't doubt, he won't be guarded.

Zi'er closed her eyes and endured it, and finally suppressed her anger, and opened her eyes slightly and said, "It turns out that I came to the world for this reason, thank you so much, senior brother." Next time you choose a place to pee, you have to be careful, I don't want there to be more and more junior brothers and sisters in this Huaguo Mountain. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, my sister's words are wrong!" Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks, full of monkey appearance, "That bubble of urine comes from years of accumulation in the stone, no matter how many times you pee later, how can the quality compare to that bubble?" Naturally, it is impossible to give birth to stone monkey spirits. However, as soon as you got out of the grass, I met the purple-clothed true immortal and agreed to accept the two of us as apprentices, which was another great luck for Lao Sun and me. If it weren't for the Purple True Immortal to teach me, and guide me how to go to the East China Sea to find the golden hoop stick, and then give me three life-saving monkey hairs before parting, how could I Sun Wukong be so powerful, and also open up a paradise like Huaguo Mountain for you and the children?! ”

Huaguo Mountain is full of peach trees, and it is called the peach source. Zi'er didn't care about this, she sneered again and again in her heart, but she kept saying in her mouth: "Yes, yes, the purple-clothed true immortal is a great monk, and the robe he wears is purple, so he gave me the name Zi'er, which is really good." But brother, you're starting to 'me' again, why can't you change this earthy taste? ”

Sun Wukong crossed his hands and waved his hands, and grinned rarely: "Senior sister has taught me a lesson, I try not to use this old-fashioned word." But Zi'er, don't worry, as long as you have a senior brother here, you will never die, even if you go to the ends of the earth, I will definitely find the elixir to renew your life, so that you can be as alive as before! ”

Zi'er just shook her head: "Senior brother, I'm afraid it's too late, the collision broke the meridians in my whole body, and I can't even sit down, how can there be hope of living?" The only thing that can save me is far away, and it's too late for you to drive the somersault cloud over and back! ”

"No, junior sister, it's not so serious, you believe me, you see that you are in such good spirits now, I have never seen a person who is dying can say so much!"

"Huh? I...... I don't have the strength to speak, senior brother, don't talk to me, I feel like my soul is floating out, I'm really float......ing" Zi'er rolled her eyes when she heard this, and she was out of breath when she spoke again.

"Medic! Where is the medical officer? I usually catch one at a time, but where are they all dead today?! "Sun Wukong rarely lost control, and at this time he was really anxious, bounced up and roared as if he was on fire.

"I'm here, the little ones are all waiting outside the cave!"

The roar came out, and more than a dozen medical officers with medical boxes were busy rushing in, you step on me, I step on you, and a few monkey soldiers came to help restore order to them.

Sun Wukong has always been gentle and polite to his subordinates, but now he can't care about that much, so he pushed the eldest one in front of Zi'er and urged: "Quick, hurry up and give her a pulse!" ”

Zi'er secretly held her breath, her white face covered with thick powder revealed her green energy, and the old doctor was so frightened that he wanted to retreat, and said in his heart, it was better to go to hell!

Seeing this, Sun Wukong was even more anxious, and hated his own mouth, if he didn't say that she wouldn't die, maybe she wouldn't die, how could the situation take a turn for the worse after saying it?

The medical officer's hand covered with monkey hair trembled violently, and he didn't stabilize Zi'er's pulse after two or three times, but Zi'er deliberately sent his wrist to the medical officer's hand, pretending that he was pressing in the right place.

"Oops~ My mother, Miss Zi'er, the villain can barely feel her pulse!"

The medical officer was shocked, his face was greener than Zi'er, and he seemed to be about to die without being able to breathe.