Chapter 2: I Am Your Mother
Three hours after class......
In the classroom of the Tireless Library Pavilion, only one of the twenty students was left, and that was the aggrieved black mother who sat in the middle of the classroom and worked hard to write.
Now he is angrier than the old master. The Master continued to sit on the podium leisurely, humming a tune in his mouth, as if he was far away.
The black mother was bright in her heart, in fact, the old man could stare at him meticulously, and with a slight movement, the ring ruler would probably be split. That iron thing, although it never really fell on the body, the momentum was enough to seep people.
Staying in church until midnight? The black mother will not let the old master succeed, no one knows that he is actually a busy man, and he does not even have time to sleep for twelve hours a day. Even after class today, there is an important date!
But don't look at the old man's age, but his spirit is more than that of a twenty-year-old boy, even if he doesn't close his eyes for three days and three nights, he will not take a nap.
He is different, just the opposite of ordinary people, no matter what good things he wants to do, he has to be in a dream, and when he is awake, it is equivalent to spending his time with his head covered and sleeping, plus the task is urgent, how can he let go of the good time in the middle of the night to accompany an old man?
proposition, on the importance of the old master in the mind of the black mother.
requirements, and you have to write ugly......
The master thought that the black mother was trying to write, and the result was the same as before, and he was overly optimistic. If he really stretched out his head to look, he would definitely be so angry that his beard was curled, because that kid was painting his butt with ink, pulling a line in the middle of one circle after another, and a black dot was specially pointed out in the middle, marking the word: out of Gong.
Even if it's to draw a turtle king or something, that's it, painting the ass is really a feat, the master is divided from heaven and earth, and I haven't seen such strange things since the day the continent was formed, but after a while~mmmm~I can open my eyes.
However, I still have to do business, and I don't know if I should blame the master for being deeply knowledgeable, or if he is shallow in learning, what does it mean to be ugly, and the black mother was stunned and couldn't think clearly. If you can't think clearly, you can't write it, and if you can't write it, you have to stay in the middle of the night, and if you can't make an appointment, you will have to make a big event!
How to say, he is also the black mother who is proud of the world, and the difficulties that can't be solved on the front side will be solved on the side, and if the side can't be solved, they will be solved on the opposite side.
The black mother was writing in her hands, hating in her heart, and thinking quickly in her head.
"Write a ...... ugly"
After chanting it several times in a row, a smile appeared on the black and fat little face, and he had an idea!
The hourglass in the corner of the podium has an aura, and after the top leaks, you know how to turn it over and start over. The thing had turned over a few times, and the black mother suddenly threw a big pen, clapping her little hands excitedly and shouting: "It's done!" Master, I can go...... Ha! ”
"Hah! Want to go? I haven't passed the old man's level yet! ”
When the master heard this, he stopped humming, opened his eyes, looked at the student gloatingly, and then hooked his fingers and motioned for him to hand in his homework.
Hei Mu is quite an assertive child, he thinks that it is the truth that he can leave class after writing his homework, and no matter how great the master's ability is, he has no ability to reverse the truth! So he jumped down from his chair, ran to the old master with his short legs, and respectfully handed over a thick stack of papers.
"I've written so much, it's not bad~um~ Old man take a look~"
"Ah~Ah~Ah~"
The master put on reading glasses and almost regretted that his intestines were rotten! As the saying goes, out of sight and out of mind, he might as well not be able to see anything clearly!
Turning over one paper after another, I couldn't find a single one in the big characters, and it was densely packed with circles, and there were black dots in the middle.
Although the master is not lustful, he is also a person from the past, and at the beginning, he insisted on seeing those paintings as a woman's ruining room, gritting his teeth and wanting to slaughter the black mother.
Thanks to the black mother, she was afraid that people would not understand the content of the painting, so she annotated the "Gong Place" with a large penny, and the master understood that the meaning of adding bars and points in circles is ......
The master was shocked, and his old yellow face was covered with a pale color, and there was a sign of stroke. He simply didn't turn the page and pulled out the last page.
Sure enough, there are words on the page, the words are not very good, but the arrangement is orderly, like a poem.
The Master wiped his sweat and read it out with a little comfort:
Son: I am your mother, and you are my son.
Ugly: Then I am also your mother, and you are also my son.
Yin: I'm still your mother, and you're still my son.
Mao: I will always be your mother, and you will always be my son.
......
......
"Black~~~Mother~~~"
The master was dizzy and aching, his heart was burning with fire, his throat was filled with tears, and his eyes were burned with anxiety that no one had been able to match since Pangu opened the world, turning into a scattered and blood-filled gaze......
"You can leave class after handing in your homework, you name it! You want me to write about how important you are in my heart, how important a son is to a mother, right? You want me to write out the ugly Yinmao, Nuonuonuo, all of them are written! Four words are clear, not wrong! I'm done with the mission and I'm gone! Master wave! ”
The black mother was really not polite, raised her short and fat arms to say goodbye to the old master, and rushed towards the door of the carved rhombic classroom.
When people are lost in anger and their minds are slowed down, the old master is in such a predicament at this moment, seeing that the kid is about to slip away, the chaotic brain can't think of what to do for a while.
"Want to get out of class? It's not that easy! If the old man doesn't teach you a lesson today, he will hide directly in your mother's belly, so he won't be called the old master! ”
The master got up "Teng", the person moved before the ruler walked, and the golden light flashed and the ring ruler took the lead in chasing out.
However, the black mother has no other skills, but she is very good at jumping, others jump forward at most one zhang, he can jump three or four zhang, and he is sure that his predecessor is a flea!
The master was only half a beat slower, and the black mother was about to jump out of the tireless library of teaching, and the ring ruler could only desperately chase after him, and at this time, even if the old master really wanted to fall into the foot, he couldn't eat him!
After all, the master was old, and he couldn't stand running wildly with a flea, and within a while, he panted and said to forgiveness: "Boy, you ...... You stop for the old man, the old man won't beat you, will he give you a good reason? ”
How does this sound like a pleading?
No matter what the master said, he is also a teacher, and the black mother has teased him not once or twice, but if you want to say that you hate this teacher, I wish he would die early, but I didn't have it at all, on the contrary, I was quite close to him in my heart.
After all, he was disgusted by everyone at school, and only the master often cared about him, and he went to the dormitory to cover him with a quilt at night!
Of course, the master didn't know that he knew about the quilt, and if he knew that he knew, he would definitely rather not go than let him know...... In short, the old man is a dead face, his love for students is never exposed, and he insists on putting on a tsundere body that is not close to people and animals.
The teacher couldn't run, and the student couldn't bear it, so he stopped, but the two of them were ten feet apart. Hei Mu knew that ten zhang away, the ring ruler did not pose a threat to him.