Chapter 24: Two widows quarrel with Confucius
Widow Zhang and Widow Wang usually treat Lege, Qi Guanxiong knows.
Although these two widows wanted to coax Lege to sleep, they coaxed Lege to live with them, but they did a bit too much. It's true! Red Luck! But they are good at music, I have to admit it.
They really like Lege and need men, and they don't mean to bully Lege.
There is no way! In this society with many men and girls, scarcity is precious, and even Lege, a fool, has women who are willing to ask for it.
Widow Zhang and Widow Wang came to the door of Lege's room, but paused.
At the door of Lege's room, there was a tall and thin young man standing!
The tall, thin man not only blocked the doorway, but also opened his arms to block the two of them outside, preventing them from entering.
"What? Why? Widow Zhang was not ambiguous at all, and rushed in as she shouted.
"Who are you?" The widow was not inferior, and followed her into the room!
"Indecent too! Indecent also! ”
"Why is it so ugly?"
"Yes! Like a little old man! The face is full of wrinkles! ”
"Indecent too! Indecent also! Confucius said as he stopped. But! He was too weak to stop.
Widow Zhang and Widow Wang were not taboo at all, and they came in directly against the towering peaks.
Are you stopping? You're holding your arm up to our mountain?
Is it rude? If you dare to touch me, you will be rude!
Looking at the four peaks that Widow Zhang and Widow Wang had survived, Confucius's outstretched arms couldn't resist it at all. Do you stop? If you really block, there will be physical contact, and your arms will touch the four peaks of the two of you! You?
It's true! Men and women don't kiss!
How do you stop it?
That's it! Confucius was directly defeated, and watched the two of them pass by his side.
You're still stopping them? They want to stick their bodies on you!
Widow Zhang and Widow Wang came to the bed, first with a heartbeat, and then with a look of disappointment.
Because! The one on the bed was no longer what they had seen outside the window.
What I saw just now was: Lege has no clothes on his body, and he is naked.
And now! Lege's body was covered with a sheet.
Just now! Confucius felt that this was inappropriate, so he found a sheet and covered Le Ge's body, leaving his head and face outside.
"Lege! Songs! What's wrong with you? Woooooo ”
"Lege? What happened to you? Sick? Or is it a recurrence of an old injury? Woo woo? ”
Widow Zhang and Widow Wang couldn't help crying when they saw Le Ge lying there with his eyes closed, looking pitiful.
"He slept! Just let him sleep a little longer! Confucius stepped forward and changed his tone to discuss.
"What's wrong with Lege?"
"What's wrong with Lege?"
Widow Zhang and Widow Wang asked.
"He? He? ”
"What the hell happened to him?"
"He? He's hurt! Confucius had no choice but to admit.
"Why is he hurt?"
"Where did he get hurt?"
Widow Zhang and Widow Wang were asking, and when they stepped forward, they were about to lift the sheet and check what was going on.
"No! Indecent also! Indecent also! When Confucius saw it, he was anxious again!
Hurry forward and prepare to stop. When he was about to grab the other party's hand lifting the sheet, he quickly retracted his hand again.
Oh, yes! Indecent also!
"I'll see! Where did Lege get hurt? Widow Zhang's hands were quick, and she immediately removed the sheet covering Le Ge's body.
"Ahh When he saw Lege's body, he couldn't help but scream.
No! It was the woman who instinctively screamed.
After lifting the sheet, there are only two places on Lege's body covered with Dongdong! One place is where the compress is being heated, and the other is the crotch.
"Where did it hurt?"
"Where the hell is the injury?"
Widow Zhang reached out to remove the towel of the hot compress, and Widow Wang reached out to remove the clothes covering her crotch......
"Indecent also!" Confucius shouted in a hurry.
But? In the face of these two wolf-like women, he was helpless.
"Woooooo
Widow Zhang opened the towel of the hot compress and burst into tears on the spot when she saw Lege's injury.
"Lege? What happened to you? Woooooo Who hit it? Who hit it? I'll kill him! Woooooo ”
"Lege! Lege? Woooooo When Widow Wang heard Widow Zhang's cry, she quickly turned her gaze and looked towards the injured place. When I saw that there was a big bruise, I couldn't help crying.
"Who? Who? Who? I'm going to kill him! Woooooo Bully a fool! What kind of person is it? Woooooo Not even a fool will be spared! Are you still human? Woooooo ……”
Confucius stood aside, not daring to answer.
Seeing Widow Zhang and Widow Wang looking at him with hatred, he was so frightened that he instinctively retreated.
When the official Xiong saw that the two widows had forced their way in, Confucius did not stop him, he followed.
Seeing the true feelings of these two widows, he didn't know what to say?
"You get out!" Qi Guanxiong said to Confucius.
"Daddy!" Confucius agreed. And then! whispered: "Indecent also! ”
"Is it rude?" Widow Zhang glanced at Confucius and scolded, "Are you polite?" Where's your clothes? What about coats? Is it polite to be polite without a coat? ”
"Who are you? You're the one who has a marriage contract with your aunt? You? Did you play the music? Did you hit it? As she spoke, the widow rushed up, grabbed Confucius's clothes, and reasoned.
Lege likes Auntie, and everyone in the whole mountain village knows it.
The fact that Confucius came to greet his relatives was known to the people in the entire mountain village. It's just that! They didn't have a chance to come and see it, and they didn't know Confucius.
Widow Zhang also understood at once, and she also pounced, grabbed Confucius's clothes, and reasoned with Confucius.
"Did you hit Lege? Are you talking? Did you hit it? ”
"Are you ruthless? You're going to sing the song's life, huh? Woooooo ”
"I didn't hit! I didn't hit him! Indecent also! Indecent also! Confucius was grabbed by the two and embarrassed. While arguing, he looked at the old man Qi Guan Xiong and asked for help.
In this case, he has no fault at all.
"He didn't hit it! He didn't play music! He memorized the song! Lege didn't hit him! Seeing this, Qi Guanxiong hurriedly stepped forward to pull the rack.
"Lege didn't hit him, so who beat it?"
"Who beat Lege?"
Widow Zhang and Widow Wang grabbed Confucius and didn't let go, and asked.
"This? This one? "Qi Guanxiong is not good at confessing the patriarch, so he can't answer.
"You don't say it! Master Bear! That's what he played! ”
"You protect him, that's what he beats!"
Widow Zhang and Widow Wang did not give up and asked.
Moreover! He also raised his other hand and made a gesture to hit Confucius.
"He didn't hit the man! He didn't play music! Lege was going to kill him just now......" Auntie heard the quarrel here and hurriedly ran back.
"Lege wants to kill him? It must have been him playing a musical song! ”
"Yes, yes, yes! He must have beaten Lege, and Lege was going to kill him! ”
"I'll fight!"
"I'll fight!"
As she spoke, the two widows waved their other hands and struck at Confucius.
"Stop!" Qi Guanxiong hurriedly shouted: "Lege was not beaten by him, it was kicked by the patriarch!" ”
In desperation! Qi Guan Xiong had no choice but to confess the patriarch.
"The patriarch kicked it! It wasn't him who kicked it! Woooooo When the aunt saw the two widows beating Confucius, she was so anxious that she began to cry.
In this case, it is impossible to calm down without giving the patriarch a confession.