The reason for the great change in Cui Yunfeng's face is the word "Atu", Atu is Cui Yunfeng's milk name, because the five elements owe soil when he was born, so he is called Atu.

In ancient times, the eight characters of the hour and the name of the milk were kept secret, and only the closest people knew about it, and outsiders didn't know it at all, Zheng Peng pasted Atu's name on the turtle, which deeply pierced his heart.

What do you mean, I just walked out, Zheng Peng was shouting, "Don't do any work, come and walk around", just approached and stopped, and was telling the turtle not to stand, hurry up or something, if it weren't for the fact that his milk name had never been spread, Cui Yunfeng really wanted to rush up and fight with Zheng Peng.

It's so insulting.

"Zheng Lezheng, what are you doing here?" Cui Yunfeng held back the anger in his heart and asked.

"Oh, it's nothing, I'm talking to the turtle" Speaking of this, Zheng Peng immediately: "Cui Shaoqing, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about Atu, the turtle." ”

Cheng Yong said curiously: "Zheng Lezheng, is there any reason for calling it Atu?" ”

This is exactly the question Cui Yunfeng wanted to ask, and when he heard this, he immediately pricked up his ears to see how Zheng Peng answered.

Zheng Peng said nonchalantly: "It's taboo to come up with a name, especially the turtle, I think the name Atu is so ugly, no one will give such a rare and ugly name, so I call it Atu, I'm afraid that someone will misunderstand." ”

"Hey, hey, hey, it's hard to say, like some muddy feet in the countryside, maybe it will start, but the ones who can do things here are not some expensive names." Gonggong Chen said with a smile on his face.

Cui Yunfeng almost fainted when he heard this, and just wanted to warn Zheng Peng not to write his name indiscriminately, his milk name was Atu, but Zheng Peng sang and harmonized with Gonggong Chen, and finally dispelled the idea.

I can't expose my name in front of so many subordinates, it's a mud leg, an ugly Ah Tu, I can't afford to lose this face.

Cui Yunfeng endured the unhappiness in his heart, and said with some curiosity: "Zheng Lezheng, okay, why did you slip up the turtle?" ”

Zheng Peng said with a smile: "I heard from the masters, when there is a bad situation, raising a turtle can transfer all the bad things and mildew to the turtle Atu, so that I can be free." ”

Cui Yunfeng was angry on the spot, how could the mildew on Zheng Peng's body be transferred to himself, what kind of truth is this, and every time Zheng Peng says a turtle Atu, it is like a slap in the face.

It's really evil today.

"Zheng Lezheng, this is the office place, and bringing pets will affect work, which is inappropriate." Cui Yunfeng mentioned on the side.

This is one of the five temples in Hongroji Temple.

Zheng Peng said indifferently: "It's okay, my Atu is a turtle, it's not noisy, it's not noisy, and it can't be delayed." ”

"This is Honglu Temple, our temple rules stipulate that you can't do boring things when you're on duty, let alone grandstanding, Zheng Lezheng, please take this turtle away." Cui Yunfeng was angry and took out the frame of Shaoqing of Honglu Temple.

"Cui Shaoqing, it's not right for you to say that." Zheng Peng said with a frown.

"What's wrong?"

Zheng Peng Zhenzhen said in a heartfelt manner: "Cui Shaoqing also said just now, a certain is Lezheng, this time he was only ordered to go to Honglu Temple to help and assist in the reception, or he belongs to the people of Zuojiaofang, and does not belong to the jurisdiction of Honglu Temple, that is to say, these temple rules are invalid for a certain one." ”

Cui Yunfeng was dumbfounded when he heard this, yes, Zheng Peng is a member of the Zuojiao Workshop, and he is an official who is older than Zheng Peng, but the two do not belong to the same department at all, and the whip is beyond the reach of the whip.

"Why don't Zheng Le go home and rest?"

"No, the emperor said in the holy decree, let a certain person have a good experience here" After Zheng Peng finished speaking, he immediately said: "If Cui Shaoqing thinks that a certain is not good here, can you tell Your Majesty, a certain does not want to stay here every day, but I am afraid that Your Majesty will blame you." ”

How dare Cui Yunfeng disturb Li Longji because of such a trivial matter, he just snorted twice when he heard this, and said with some impatience: "This is Your Majesty's will, how can we as courtiers guess?" ”

Speaking of this, Cui Yunfeng said: "Zheng Lezheng, this turtle monster is pitiful, so many people are watching it, it's not good, it's better to let it go, I will invite you to drink for a while, and get drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows." ”

In order to let Zheng Peng give up the turtle, Cui Yunfeng even admitted the loss.

"Don't let it go" Zheng Peng said with a serious face: "I still have bad luck in this disease, just waiting for Ah Tu to carry it, how can I let it go, I don't know why, I feel comfortable as soon as I get it." ”

After speaking, Zheng Peng tapped the turtle's head with a stick and scolded: "Ah Tu, have you seen it, you bastard who is hated by others, let people meddle in things, let you meddle in your affairs." ”

A Tu on the left, Ah Tu on the right, Cui Yunfeng's old face couldn't help but twitch a few times, and he was almost stunned.

Is there any end to it?

Just when Cui Yunfeng was glaring angrily and blowing his beard, Zheng Peng pulled hard, pulled out the ** that the turtle had shrunk in, tapped it with a small stick, and muttered in his mouth:

"Atu, hit you on the head of a villain, and hit you until you have a tumor in the face;

Ah Tu, hit you on the nose of a villain, and hit you until you smell of dead fish; 、

Ah Tu, beat you with a villain's hand, and beat you until you beat you every day;

Ah Tu, beat you in the belly of a villain, and hit you until you have no money;

......”

What kind of word is this, not only fluently, but also vicious, everyone on the spot was stunned.

There are not many words for scolding people in the Tang Dynasty, such as scolding "Tian Shenu" and "Shijinger", these words are already very heavy, which is like Zheng Peng scolding, scolding from head to toe, without repetition.

Everyone looked at Zheng Peng, and their eyes were different: a great talent is a great talent, and even if he scolds people, he scolds people very viciously.

Cui Yunfeng, who was on the side, trembled with anger and almost fainted.

As for it, every sentence has to mention Atu and call Atu, Cui Yunfeng felt that his heart was stabbed by Zheng Peng, but he couldn't say it.

It's just dumb to eat yellow lotus.

It's just that Zheng Peng is a person from Zuojiaofang, and he doesn't manage it himself, but he can't press it even if he wants to.

Zheng Peng is still hand-picked by the emperor, and he can't do anything with Zheng Peng.

"What are you still doing, don't you have to work, go to work." Cui Yunfeng roared like thunder.

There is no way to deal with Zheng Peng for a while, but Cui Yunfeng still has absolute authority to deal with others.

Everyone didn't know why Cui Yunfeng was so angry, and went to work one by one, Cui Yunfeng glared at Zheng Peng, flicked his sleeves, and rushed back to work angrily.

Let him go, and see not that his eyes are pure.

As soon as Cui Yunfeng sat down, Zheng Peng's voice came from outside the door: "Ah Tu, you are really a cheap bone, are you a pig, why are you still sitting on it if you let you go?" ”

The handyman brought the freshly brewed high-quality tea, and was about to drink it, when Zheng Peng's voice came from outside the window: "Come, Atu, open your mouth and drink some water." ”

Cui Yunfeng finally had a good mood, disappeared on the spot, raised his hand, and with a snap, the teacup was thrown on the wall first, and then slammed on the ground.