Chapter 227: Pretending to be stupid is also a kind of wisdom
"Are you dead? Just when you're dead? You're not dead, are you? You're alive and well! Can you be irresponsible? Are you worthy to be a father? You? I want to give you a beating! Confucius still couldn't help but get up, and he looked like he was about to hit someone.
But! He didn't make a move immediately, just looked at Min Shigong, as if waiting for Min Shigong Min's order. As long as Mr. Min supports him, he will do it.
Seeing that Confucius was angry, Min Shigong hurriedly pressed his palm towards him, signaling not to be impulsive. He knows! As long as he helped him speak, Confucius would start playing music and songs.
"What do you hear him explain?" Min Shigong said.
How does he explain it? How can he explain it? Is he still human? He? ...... "Confucius hated to come forward and beat people immediately.
That's it! Qi Guanshi came over with a teacup. She put the teacup in front of Le Ge, glanced at Le Ge, and then looked at Confucius.
At this time, Le Ge completely looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and let Confucius attack, but he was looking at Confucius and smirking.
And Confucius! It looks like he's about to hit someone.
Qi Guanshi hurriedly stopped: "Qiu! What do you want? You? If you have something to say, it's good to say! ”
And then! Look at Lege. Seeing that Le Ge was still in that tone, he glared at him angrily.
Seeing that Qi Guan's clan came to stop him, Confucius did not immediately hit people.
With his temper, he wants to beat people, but he can't really let him beat people! The gentleman speaks, the villain moves! He is a gentleman, where can he beat people at will?
The gentleman is righteous, and the villain is profitable!
"Are you going to fight me?" Lege not only refused to give in, but also stood up on the ground.
"You?" Confucius did not show weakness and stood up suddenly.
That means: who's afraid of whom?
I just took out the military and police grappling fighting skills I learned from Brother Fang to try my hand! Probably clean up your music and songs! Don't think I can't fight? I just don't want to fight!
"What do you want to do? Woooooo Seeing this, Qi Guanshi hurriedly stepped forward, hugged Confucius and pressed him to his seat.
Seeing this, Min Shigong had no choice but to stand up and press Confucius to his seat.
Confucius was helpless! I had to sit down.
"Cut! And fight with me! Believe it or not, I cut you! I'll cut your whole family! Lege roared.
Of course! Not the truth! It's just pretending to be stupid than saying it.
Whose whole family did you kill? Kill Confucius's whole family? Kill Confucius? Kill the official clan? Kill the hole carp? What's that saying? Naturally, it's a fool's way to say it!
Lege deliberately said this and deliberately pretended to be a fool. In this case, it's better to be a fool than anything! Only a fool will forgive you for everything.
It's true! What do you have to do with a fool?
Can you be like a fool?
Do you know like a fool that you are still a saint?
"What did you say?" When the official heard this, he was not happy! While asking, he went up to Lege.
"I said kill his whole family!"
"Then you kill me first! You killed me! Qi Guanshi jumped up and grabbed Lege's clothes, stared at Lege's eyes, and asked.
"Ahem, ahem! I'm scaring Kongqiu! Lege smirked.
"You?" Qi Guanshi twisted Lege's collar and shouted, "Don't say such things to you in the future!" ”
"I was wrong! Auntie! Only then did Le Ge restrain his smirk, become pitiful, and beg for mercy.
"What are you yelling at him? He's playing fool again! Auntie! Confucius saw that Qi Guanshi was serious and competed with Le Ge, so he hurriedly stopped him.
He had already seen it: where was Lege going to kill his whole family? People are deliberately pretending to be stupid. Seeing that you all thought it was true, maybe he was secretly happy in his heart!
"You?" Only then did the Qi Guan clan let go of the music. And then! He pressed Lege to the seat and said, "You say? Are you going too far? ”
"What did I do too far? It's clearly my brother-in-law, and he's going to beat me! I'm just talking nonsense! I? Am I wrong again? You? You speak for him. Le Ge defended innocently.
"I mean! You've gone too far with Wolf Girl! You! You shouldn't be out looking for other women right now! You? The wolf sister is pregnant with your baby! You should earn more money to feed the baby! Otherwise! Are you worthy to be a father? You're a big man, you don't feed the baby, you let the woman feed the baby? ”
"In this world! Aren't they all women feeding their babies? What is it for a woman to feed a baby? Women not only have to feed the baby, but also the entire aristocracy, king, and son of heaven, aren't they all supported by women? If a woman doesn't farm the land, where will the tax come from? Women don't do handicrafts, where do they come from to pay taxes......"
"So what do you men want to do?" Qi Guanshi asked.
"We men are here to fight! Soldier-served! Lege defended.
"Did you go to war?" Qi Guanshi asked again.
"Me? Ahem, ahem! I'm a fool, I don't want military service! ”
"Is Qiu doing military service?" Qi Guanshi asked.
"Isn't Qiu Ta an official of the Lu State? Again, Mr. Teach, he is not going to do military service for the time being. But! Sooner or later, you will have to do military service! If there is a big war in the country of Lu, everyone will have to go to military service! ”
"That! What about Mr. Min? Qi Guan asked again.
What Lege said is not unreasonable, it is so. Confucius because he was an official of the Lu State, so! For the time being, there is no need to go to military service. Once there is a war in the Lu country, as long as it is a man, he may be pulled to serve in the military. Even the nobles had to go to military service. It's just that! Nobles who serve in the military may be officers, and they do not need to go to the frontal battlefield.
"Mr. Min is no longer from Lu!" Lege replied.
"Isn't it the people of Da Zhou?"
"Mr. Min is a descendant of a nobleman, and he is not in his hometown all the year round, so! Even if the conscripts came, they couldn't find anyone else. It's enough to pay more taxes at home. ”
"You know so much! Songs! Min Shigong listened and sighed.
"He's not a fool! He's playing fool! Confucius said on the side.
"I also think more and more that he is pretending to be a fool! When I first came into contact, I really suspected that he was a fool! Right now! Less and less believing that he is a fool! He's not a fool! It's his character that's wrong! ”
"Yes, yes, yes! Yes, sir! He's not stupid, he's a character problem! Confucius responded.
"This kind of person thinks he is smart, and the other! They're just clever! They don't know what people are saying about them behind their backs! Alas! Sad too! Min Shi sighed.
"So! I call him a 'wall of dung'! What a man he is! It's no use for you to whitewash him! That's all he has to say! It's useless for you to slander him and pour dirty water on him, he is so virtuous! ……”
"Yes, yes, yes! The wall of dung is not to be destroyed! Hehehe! "Say! Min Shigong looked at Le Ge and smiled.
I thought: Kong Qiu's evaluation of Lege is too correct! To the point! That's it! Lege is a wall of dung!
(End of chapter)