Chapter 881: No Money
"The official family will not hold a court meeting today......" Han Qi was half-lying on the chair, feeling the cool weather and feeling like a fairy.
In a little while, the climate of the year that he hated the most will come.
It's a scorching heat!
When did you start to be afraid of the heat?
It seems that you were not afraid before, right?
He thought back for a moment that he was really not afraid of heat before, and it was only in the last few years that he began to have this problem.
He touched his huge belly, melancholy.
When people are fat, they are afraid of heat, which makes people melancholy!
But there is an advantage of being fat, that is, you are not afraid of the cold.
Watching Zeng Gongliang and Ouyang Xiu being frozen into dogs in winter, Han Qi didn't want to be more proud, he hated that everyone didn't wear clothes and died of cold.
Fat people are good!
Zeng Gongliang saw that he was inexplicably proud there, and he felt that the position of prime minister was not far from him.
"Official...... That Han Xiang, you **** the official family yesterday out of 100,000 yuan, the navy army has money, but the official family is poor...... It is said that ......"
Lao Zeng raised his eyebrows at Han Qi and Ouyang Xiu, and that aura made people feel that something was not quite right.
"It is said that the saint was angry......"
Zeng Gongliang's kind of heart-to-heart, plus a little schadenfreude was obvious, and even the old-eyed and dizzy Ouyang Xiu felt it.
"The saint is angry, and the life of the official family is not easy......"
Zeng Gongliang wanted to smile more and more, "The sage drove out all the officials...... Gee! Where do you think the officials will sleep? I'm afraid you can't just find a place to squat overnight...... Ay! Han Xiang: What kind of expression do you have? I'm still sitting upright, and it's getting more and more boring...... Yes...... Yes...... Official ......"
At the door, Zhao Shu stood there, expressionless.
Behind him, Chen Zhongheng took several chamberlains, all of whom were carrying food boxes in their hands.
This is the official family who has come to comfort Jaefu.
Zhao Shu turned around and went straight back to the palace.
Later, the Zaifu appeared in the palace.
Zeng Gongliang's face was blank, as if he had been constipated for half a month.
Han Qi has a straight face, and he can probably directly incarnate into a gentleman.
But Ouyang Xiu looked ahead blankly, after the official family left just now, he laughed a lot, but his eyes were dizzy with laughter, and he was currently in the stage of blurred vision, and he could see everything the same.
After the deliberations were over, Han Qi thought that the official family had been driven out by the saint, and it must have been really difficult to live without those 100,000 days, so he felt that he had gone too far.
"Official, do you want to ...... Forget about 100,000 yuan......"
Zeng Gongliang knew that he was looking for death before, so he had been looking for a good opportunity to make amends, and when the opportunity came, he hurriedly said: "The official family can rest assured, this matter is so decided, who dares to question it, the minister will clean him up." ”
Lao Zeng's desire to survive is very strong, and he feels that this statement should be fine, and he can make up for his previous sin of ridiculing the official family.
The official family is already so miserable, and a certain person even teased him in private, it's really ...... It's too much!
"No need."
Zhao Shu said lightly: "From now on, the palace must be strictly thrifty, and this year's consumption will be reduced again." ”
"Official, don't do it!"
Han Qi felt that the official family was afraid that he was not crazy, and remembered his previous conviction of madness, and immediately panicked.
"Officials, ministers deserve death."
Zeng Gongliang thought that this was his own stimulation, so he knelt down and pleaded guilty.
Ouyang Xiu said blankly: "That...... Rice still has to be eaten. ”
Big guy, if you save money, I'm afraid that people in the palace will starve to death.
Zhao Shu got up and said coldly: "That's it." ”
The official family decided this matter without refusal, and the three Zaifu were stunned, and they didn't recover until they returned to the political hall.
"It's a problem."
Han Qi stared at Zeng Gongliang and said, "Zai Fu should be cautious when he speaks, he must be cautious, this is good, this matter is ...... Or is it your fault. ”
When the time comes, you have to carry it yourself, don't pull people around!
Zeng Gong nodded and said singlely: "It's a big deal to go home." ”
It is definitely not enough to go home, but thinking that the official family will definitely not think about taking over as prime minister, Zeng Gongliang wants to cry without tears.
Ouyang Xiu coughed dryly and rubbed his eyes, "That...... Han Xiang, this matter is your beginning. If there is no such thing as a hundred thousand, how can there be a follow-up? ”
This is cause and effect, without your Han Qi's cause, where would Zeng Gongliang have the effect of ridiculing the official family?
Han Qi exploded when he heard it, but he couldn't refute it, he thought for a while, "If the cause and effect is also Shen An's business, if it wasn't for his chatter to expand the water army, how could he be short of money?" ”
Ouyang Xiu was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes, it was Shen An who opened the head, but he is at home, what can you do?" ”
Shen An has no chance to be cleaned up by you, isn't he aggrieved?
……
"It's all money!"
Shen family, craftsmen in the modification of windows, and installation of glass.
Shen An looked at it with his hands, but Zhuang honestly stared at the craftsman, and he didn't want to take the glass slag away from him at all.
When he started to install glass windows for the thatched house, Zhuang Laoshi finally couldn't help but come back.
He said with a tangled face: "Lang Jun, go to the thatched house...... If you pull it and come back, why do you want to be so bright? This glass is a treasure, isn't it a waste? ”
"This is our thing, everything that can be installed."
Shen An's nouveau riche aura is very strong, but deep down in his heart, he is nostalgic for the years of his previous life.
Squatting in the bathroom, holding a book in his hand and looking at it with relish. Squatting, squatting, hemorrhoids have all squatted out, and there is still no regret.
Reading books and playing with mobile phones in the bathroom, that is a kind of life attitude, which makes people nostalgic!
"Lang Jun, it's time for the academy to give money."
Zhuang honestly felt that Lang Jun was too extravagant, so he mentioned the most expensive part of the family...... Bishan Academy.
Not only did that place have to maintain the daily life and education of the teachers and students, but it also has to ensure that the various expenses of those miscellaneous experiments can be called a bottomless pit, which can make the account room on the dark incense side want to vomit blood every month.
It is now rumored outside that the cost of Bishan Academy is too great, and Shen An is afraid that he will have to break up after a few years.
This was said by a guy who was shocked after eating a cafeteria meal at Pishan Academy.
That meal...... He felt that he could sell it for a lot of money in Fan Lou, but Shen An gave the teachers and students free enjoyment, which was ...... There's something wrong!
"Money!" Shen An remembered that the family's cash seemed to have been tossed by himself.
"yes!" Zhuang honestly felt that this was a successful exhortation. "The family has no money."
There is no money in the family, Lang Jun, can we stop wasting?
"There's no money!" Shen An touched his chin, and then ordered, "How many of those foreign merchants who bought incense dew are in Bianliang?" Some of them were called. ”
The Great Song God of Wealth convened, what should I do?
In an instant, the streets of Bianliang saw the vigorous figure of the merchants of the foreign feudal clan running wildly.
What a chance!
Summoned by the God of Wealth, you will be struck by lightning if you are late.
When they arrived at the Shen family, everyone was sweating profusely, and one of them looked like they were washing with water, and they were all soaked.
This is...... Got out? I'm tired like this and still alive, it's really Korean! Terrible!
They were standing in the front yard, and someone sniffed, frowned, and asked, "Why does it stink so much?" ”
"Yes! It really stinks. ”
"It seems to be...... The smell of the manure pit. ”
After a while, everyone searched for it, and finally found the source, which was the body of a Goryeo merchant.
The Goryeo merchant said embarrassedly: "I ran too fast earlier and hit the dung truck...... I also washed it before I came. ”
I'll go!
No wonder it stinks.
Everyone avoided it one after another, and even Shen An, who appeared, was some distance away.
"That...... Ask for money, 50,000 yuan, voluntary! Feel free to give as much as you want. ”
After Shen An finished speaking, he went out with his hands in his hands, Wen Xiaozhong followed by his side, and turned around to take a look when he went out.
"So-and-so is all out!"
A big food merchant frantically shouted at Zhuang Honestly: "How many so-and-so are out, don't rob anyone." ”
"Fart! The Converts have called us here, how can there be a reason for one person to swallow it alone? ”
"Yes, I think this matter should be divided equally." The Goryeo merchant came in with the smell of his body, he thought it was an artifact with explosive attack power, but the merchants were not even afraid of poisonous gas at the moment, where would they avoid this smell.
If there is no trade, it is justified to ask for money, and it stands to reason that there is something wrong with those who say this, and these merchants should walk away.
But now they seem to be competing for peerless treasures, and they are even rolling up their sleeves and preparing to fight.
Shen An got on the horse and Wen Xiaozhong followed.
"Lang Jun, as soon as you open your mouth, you will ask for 50,000 yuan, not to mention repaying it...... How enthusiastic are the merchants, the Great Song Dynasty is you. ”
Wen Xiaozhong felt that Shen An would really become the object of worship of the merchants, and maybe he would appear in the merchants' shops in a hundred years and enjoy incense every day.
Shen An said lightly: "Making money is the most boring and boring thing, you must have a goal in life, and the goal should be ambitious...... For example, teaching and educating people is the most meaningful thing. ”
Making money is the most boring and boring......
Even if Wen Xiaozhong doesn't love money, he still feels that these words are domineering, and he can crush Bianliang and do a wealthy businessman.
All the way into Wuxue Lane, when passing by Taixue, Menzi shouted with a smile: "Returning to the Hou, there is good mutton for lunch today." ”
Where did Taixue have such a good life in the past? That is, Shen An made a start, and although he left later, good food has become a tradition of Taixue.
Menzi is expressing gratitude, but Guo Qian and Chen Ben and others in Taixue are sitting on wax.
"It's a lot of money!"
Guo Qian didn't know how to settle accounts, but his head hurt just by looking at the simple amount of income and expenditure.
"Eat...... Actually ate so much money? ”
Eating this piece turned out to be a big head, which made Guo Qian depressed.
Chen Ben said: "Let's go down, start with lunch." ”
Guo Qian nodded, so Menzi was dumbfounded at lunch.
"What about the mutton? Didn't you say there was lamb at noon? ”
The handyman who made the rice said with a straight face: "No, each person will have a bowl of mutton soup and stir-fried vegetables and vegetables...... Rice cookcake tube is enough for ......"
When the students heard this, they were furious.
"Don't you have to have meat for every meal? What about meat? ”
"It's corrupted, isn't it?"
"Yes, whoever is greedy for our meat, find out and sue him."
"Who is it?"
The students were the most restless, and the cafeteria was boiling in an instant.
"That's it, no one."
The miscellaneous servant's indifferent response infuriated the students, and immediately some of them moved roughly, and of course the miscellaneous servant refused to suffer and immediately fought back......
When Guo Qian and the others arrived, the people in the kitchen fell down.
Although many of the students looked at their blue noses and swollen faces, they were still in good spirits.
It's good to be young!
After figuring out what happened, Guo Qian said with a straight face: "It's because the money is not enough, so the meat will be reduced in the future, and as for the mutton at noon, it will be reserved for dinner in the evening and tomorrow." ”
This is to break down the meat of a meal into three meals......
Too much, right?
A student shouted: "There is meat at every meal in Pishan Academy, we are Taixue, why not?" ”
One professor said, "They're almost gone." ”
"Why?"
"Because the Converts have no money."
I'll go!
Can Shen An be short of money?
Everyone felt that it was not credible, so they looked at Guo Qian.
Someone whispered: "Today is the day when Pishan Academy gives money, and I went to the Marquis of Xinxin before, but I ......was empty-handed."
Guo Qian nodded, and the students couldn't help but feel a little lost.
Could the God of Wealth be out of money?