Chapter 14: Compare Swords with Me?
"Qi Guan Xiong!" A villager passing by saw that Qi Guanxiong was busy, and beckoned, "Haven't you been busy yet?" ”
"Hehehe!" Qi Guanxiong smiled embarrassedly.
Now he is not busy with farm work, nor is he busy at home. But! Busy in the marriage room of his son-in-law Kong Qiu.
So! Others say he's busy, he's embarrassed.
In fact! Not only is he busy, but his daughter and aunt are also busy at the scene. Other than that! There are others. These people are all descendants of Shu Liang Yun's family. Kong Qiu got married, and they naturally wanted to come over to help.
"Lege sharpens his sword at the door! Hehehe! The villager said.
In fact! The purpose of his greeting to Qi Guan Xiong was not to laugh at Qi Guan Xiong, but to tell Qi Guan Xiong.
He knows! What is the origin of the sword that Lege sharpened?
This is an ancient sword with a commemorative and sacrificial nature, and under normal circumstances, it cannot be moved casually.
Le Ge unknowingly moved this sword, which is not only a great disrespect to the ancestors and gods, but also unlucky.
In the Spring and Autumn Period, human knowledge was limited, and the understanding of gods and ghosts was not scientific enough, and it was still very superstitious.
"Hehehe!" Qi Guanxiong didn't think about it for a while, and smiled at the villager, without any other reaction.
After the villager curryed favor with Qi Guan Xiong, he saw that Qi Guan Xiong did not react, so he left.
I thought: Maybe it's the daughter of Qi Guanxiong's family, be happy! Lege sharpens his sword, probably at the behest of Qi Guanxiong.
So! I can't please it, but I feel that it is boring.
Lege stood at the gate of the courtyard and looked into the courtyard, and saw that the courtyard of the patriarch's house was full of people, so he quickly retracted his head.
I thought: If someone finds out your intentions, there are so many people at the scene, I want to kill Confucius (Confucius), am I not looking for death?
No matter how strong your strength and martial arts are, you can't beat so many people?
Come to think of it! Lege ducked to the side, waiting for the moment.
In the courtyard, Confucius and others did not notice the music at the gate of the courtyard, and everything remained the same.
"What does it mean to learn and learn from time to time, and not to be happy?" Confucius asked.
Naturally, the children couldn't answer, and the adults around them didn't know, so they all looked at Confucius on the podium, waiting for interpretation.
Confucius did not wait for others to answer, paused, and explained:
The meaning of this sentence is: we learn new knowledge, new content, new things, and remember them for the time being, but we also have to review them frequently. And that's not all! We also have to review with a happy heart, and we have to have fun from learning.
Why do we find it fun? Because! We found out! If you don't review today, you'll forget everything you learned before! So! We feel happy and happy! ……”
After interpreting "learning and learning, isn't it also pleasant? Later, Confucius interpreted: "Friends come from afar, are you happy? ”
"What does that mean?"
Naturally, the children couldn't answer, and the adults around them didn't know, so they all looked at Confucius on the podium, waiting for interpretation.
Confucius did not wait for others to answer, paused, and explained:
The meaning of this sentence is: We are all happy to have friends, relatives, and new people from afar. Because! They brought us news from the outside world. His side! What's going on? Isn't it?
We care, we care, we pay attention to, we are curious about what is going on on their side. What about them! Just as concerned, concerned, and curious about the situation on our side! We were in a hurry to ask them, and they were anxious to ask us. Caring for each other, paying attention to each other, right? Isn't that a pleasant thing? ……”
Under the interpretation of Confucius (Confucius), the children don't know if they understand? Anyway! The adults around understood. The adults thought it was the reason, and they whispered and nodded to each other.
"Hmmm! Tomorrow! I also asked my baby to come over and study with Kongqiu. ”
"Good! Good! Seemingly! Kong Qiu is really learned! I'll let my baby come over tomorrow too! ”
Under the leadership of several people, everyone decided to send the baby to study tomorrow.
After explaining the meaning of this sentence, Confucius taught the children to read and write. He had already prepared a large plank. Smear the bottom of the pot with putty and make a small chalkboard. And then! and made chalk out of white ash.
The children in the yard, naturally, did not have paper and pen. Confucius prepared branches for them, and the branches were used as pens, the ground was used as paper, and the characters were written on the ground.
After teaching everyone to read, teach the children to write. When the onlookers saw the children writing, they all gathered around and taught the children to write.
After teaching calligraphy, Confucius asked the children to continue practicing calligraphy, and he came out alone.
Because! He peed and had to go to the toilet outside.
At night, there are usually commodes or urinals and night pots at home, so you can not go out. During the day, I usually go to the outside latrine.
Le Ge was already waiting impatiently outside, and he was afraid that people would find out, so he didn't dare to hide outside the courtyard directly. So! He ducked into the grass to the side. Looking around, not only watching the movement in the courtyard, but also avoiding the villagers passing by in the village.
It's true! The wait is too long. Duration! Probably because he was in a hurry, he peed twice.
Finally! Here's your chance! Confucius bypassed the crowd and came out of the courtyard.
Confucius walked out of the courtyard, swept his eyes around casually, and then walked quickly to the latrine.
Good! Kongqiu! Your time of death has come!
Lege sprang out of the grass, "Dang! With a thud, he drew his sword. The pace quickened, and he passed over to the latrine.
Lao Tzu killed you! Lao Tzu made this world have no saints in the future!
Ahaha! If there were no Confucius and no saints in this world, what kind of world would it be?
Thinking about such an exciting thing, sweat broke out on Lege's forehead.
When he came to the door of the latrine, Le Ge did not go in, but raised his sword and waited for Confucius to come out of it.
Confucius was urinating, and was about to come out after putting the water, but suddenly found that the door of the latrine was dark.
Because someone was blocking the door, it was dark inside.
Confucius instinctively twisted his head, and when he saw Le Ge standing at the door with a sword in his hand, he immediately froze.
Instinctively, he hurriedly turned around, shoving the water tool into his crotch while lifting his pants.
"You? What do you want? ”
"I'm going to kill you!"
Confucius quickly put on his pants, looked at the murderous face of Le Ge, and asked, "Do you want to compete with me?" ”
"Sword match?" Le Ge laughed angrily and roared, "Go die!" You! ”
While roaring angrily, he raised his sword and stabbed it!
"Me? I? I? ”
When Confucius saw that Lege's sword was stabbing over, he instinctively dodged to the side in a hurry. Just right! There was a short-handled dung spoon in the latrine, and he picked it up casually.
"Wait until I get my sword back! I'll compete with you with a sword! ”
Talking! Confucius put the dung scoop out and met the sword of Lege.
"Click!" Boom! The wooden handle of the dung spoon is broken!
Le Ge made a move, and the sword in his hand was handed forward again, stabbing at Confucius.
"Die! Kongqiu! Ahaha! ……”