As the saying goes, people have three urgency, and they have to take care of it.

Unfortunately, when the master meaningfully asked Tang Ning what he understood, Tang Ning suddenly felt a cramping pain in his abdomen, and couldn't help biting his lips, covering his stomach with both hands, gritting his teeth and squeezing out a drop of sweat, and said painfully: "Oh, Master's stomach hurts, go to a toilet first, and I won't bother you......"

After speaking, he didn't wait for Zhou Huai's consent, and ran away with his stomach covered.

Gao Fang said, "Did you eat anything just now?" Did the overseer have a bad stomach? ”

"Even if it gets bad, it's not so fast." Zhou Huai waved his hand and said with a smile: "He just didn't know how to pretend to understand, and he was asked by the old man, but he couldn't answer, so he had to find a reason to run away." ”

After speaking, he smiled and shook his head, Gao Fang despised this kind of behavior the most, and snorted without commenting, while Liu Ling just hooked the corners of his mouth.

Besides, Tang Ning went straight to the latrine after going out, because the official had to stay in Jiudou Mountain for a long time before, so he set up a temporary latrine here.

There were twelve of them, and six were far away, and they were for women.

People in this era have begun to divide men's and women's toilets, and when he knew this, Tang Ning was actually a little shocked.

He seems to feel that before the Southern Song Dynasty, the status of women was not as low as he imagined.

I ran to the toilet and occupied a pit, blocked my nose and prepared to count sixty before leaving. As a result, I heard someone shouting from the pit on the left, "Is there anyone?" Anyone? Help me! ”

The voice was weak, and it sounded like it was about to die.

Tang Ning was shocked, because when he hadn't left Runzhou a few days ago, he read "Zuo Chuan", which said that Jin Jinggong's death was because he fell into a pit and drowned when he went to the toilet.

This couldn't help but make Tang Ning have an inexplicable fear of going to the toilet, because the relatively low-level latrines such as the one he was squatting on now were to dig a very large and deep pit, and then build a latrine along the edge of it.

Could it be that someone has fallen?

So Tang Ning hurriedly said, "Brother, did you fall?" You wait, I'll call someone to help you! ”

After that, he pushed open the door like a gust of wind and ran out of the door, shouting excitedly: "Help, help, someone has fallen into the dung pit!" ”

"Nope! I didn't fall into the pit under it! The man in the latrine shouted repeatedly, sounding a little angry.

"None? No, what do you shout for help, it scares me to death. Tang Ning pursed his lips, a little excited.

The man whispered, "Below...... I forgot to bring a toilet chip, I don't know if my brother has ......"

without paper and shout for help? Tang Ning almost laughed, this person is probably still a bit of an identity, at least he has not suffered hardship. Do you have to wipe your butt after going to the toilet? Don't know why the toilet is called a toilet again?

Thinking of this, Tang Ning pouted and said, "No, I didn't have it with me." ”

The man begged, "Brother, please go and help me find some toilets." As long as you bring the toilet chips, brother, there will be heavy thanks. ”

When Tang Ning heard this, he was happy, rubbed his hands and said, "Thank you?" How much does it weigh? ”

"A tael of silver!" The man came up and offered a big price.

Tang Ning felt that a tael of silver was not enough to summon him, the overseer, to run an errand in order to send toilet chips to others, after all, he was also a nine-rank official.

If you just run errands for this unidentified guy for just one or two pieces of silver, you, a nine-rank court official, will inevitably be too cheap.

"Brother, are you still there, brother?" Listen to Don

Ning didn't speak, and the man squatting in the pit hurriedly asked.

"I'm here." Tang Ning said unhurriedly: "It's just a tael of silver, it may not be ......."

What is the concept of running an errand, sending a few toilet chips, and giving him a tael of silver? That's the money that fell from the sky.

The man squatting in the pit was about to explode when he heard Tang Ning speak, and the money he gave for nothing was too little, isn't this a bastard?

But after thinking about it, whether he can get out of trouble depends on him. And I have been squatting here for a long time, my legs are numb, and now I can only satisfy him first.

So the man shouted, "Five taels! Five taels of silver is enough, right? ”

After hearing this, Tang Ning looked up to the sky and laughed three times, and then said angrily: "You lie to the fool? ”

The man was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said, "I didn't lie to you......"

"If you run an errand, you will be given five taels of silver, how can there be such a good thing in the world? You treat me as a fool and trick me into bringing you the toilet chips, and beat me up when you come out, don't you?

Tell you, the master is smart, your tricks are all left over from the master's play, and you can't fool the master! ”

The two eyes of the person rolled and hung and fainted, one or two is too little, five taels is too much, where is this the goddamn ancestor immortal? Why is it so hard to serve?

Taking a deep breath, he was so smoked by the rich smell of the toilet that he wanted to die, and the man gritted his teeth and said, "Three taels of silver!" ”

"That's right, wait for me here." Tang Ning happily ran out, counted thirty at the door, and then handed the toilet chip he had brought with him down the gap under the door panel.

Hearing only a sound of rustling, Tang Ning tiptoed out of the latrine. Standing in the distance with his hands behind his back, he heard the door of the latrine kicked open.

A well-proportioned young man bared his teeth and claws and shouted, "What about people! Fuck it! Get out of here! I haven't given you any money yet! ”

Tang Ning hid under a tree and looked at the direction of the latrine, covered his mouth with three fingers, and laughed secretly, when suddenly someone patted his right shoulder, which scared Tang Ning so much that his heartbeat almost stopped.

"Brother-in-law, what are you doing here?"

After taking a shower, Qi Fu looked much more neat, changed into a clean suit, and carried a set of wet clothes in his hand, thinking that he had washed the changed outfit just now.

Tang Ning saw that it was Qi Fu, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It turned out to be you, scared me to death." Why are you like a ghost, you don't move at all when you walk? ”

Qi Fu scratched his head and said, "Then I'll pay attention next time, brother-in-law." ”

Tang Ning rolled his eyes and said, "You haven't eaten yet, have you?" At this time, it is estimated that they have all finished eating, and you will only have to eat some leftovers when you go back.

Then I'll open a small stove for you today and cook something for you to eat. ”

Qi Fu was overjoyed, I heard my sister say that my brother-in-law's cooking was a must, but I didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to taste it. So he nodded again and again: "Okay, okay." ”

With that, the two of them walked side by side in the direction of the fire head class, leaving only a sad and angry man roaring in the distance.

Walking on the road, Qi Fu suddenly said: "By the way, brother-in-law, there is something I want to tell you, I don't know whether to talk about it or not." ”

Tang Ning smiled: "That's it, you don't need to ask for instructions with me." ”

Qi Fu shook his head and said: "This matter is not trivial, it is not something that can be said to people in broad daylight." ”

When Tang Ning heard this, he was very nervous. looked around, then pulled Qi Fu to hide in the grass on the side of the road, and said sneakily: "Whose daughter are you causing trouble?"

Finish? ”

Qi Fu shook off Tang Ning's hand that was holding his arm and said, "Brother-in-law! You treat me like you...... No, you think I'm somebody! How can I be the kind of person who is half-hearted and half-hearted?

My feelings for Mei'er are unswerving, except for her, I will marry one more at most, if I marry a third, I will not die well! ”

Tang Ning sighed with emotion: "You are the first one who can say so confidently to find Xiao San." ”

Qi Fu sneered and said, "That's what I said, but it really has nothing to do with women." It's about robbers. Speaking of this, after a pause, Qi Fu added in a low voice: "It's the group of robbers who attacked us last time." ”

Tang Ning raised his eyebrows and said, "They still don't die with thieves?" ”

"I still have to find a private place to talk about this matter......" Qi Fu replied cautiously.

Tang Ning nodded and said, "Eat first, and then talk about things after eating." ”

After that, he took Qi Fu to the fire head class.

The cooks in the fire head shift walked around one by one when they saw Tang Ning, and this guy did a lot of things to kick the cook when he was full.

And the craftsmanship of the people themselves is good, and the things they make are greedy for the cooks, not to mention that he is also a superintendent, so people can't afford to mess with them, so they can only go around.

Under the heart-wrenching gaze of the cooks, three more eggs were beaten. Finally, I made some leftover steamed buns, cut them into slices, dipped them in egg liquid, and threw them into the oil pan to fry.

Cut the onion and garlic and throw it into a crockpot of lean porridge boiled on the other side, and the cooking steps are only left to wait.

After thinking about it, he still fried an egg for Qi Fu again, his meal was relatively large, and he could almost eat enough.

Qi Fu was very happy to watch, and his brother-in-law was the best for him.

The hearts of the cooks in the fire head class are dripping blood, and they don't know that firewood and rice are expensive, why is this person not distressed at all when he uses eggs? You must know that when cooking in the box, the eggs are put into the soup.

And it's such a big pot of soup, maybe only five or six eggs. The superintendent poured well, and after a meal, four eggs were gone.

But these things look really delicious......

When the meal came out of the pot, Qi Fu couldn't wait to eat a bite of fried steamed buns, and the aroma suddenly filled his entire mouth, making him feel that eating was a very enjoyable thing for the first time.

handed the remaining plate of fried steamed buns to the cook of the fire head class, and the man who took it was stunned and said, "Lord Inspector, who is this going to send over?" ”

"For you." After speaking, Tang Ning moved a stool and sat down in the thousand thanks of the cooks, crossed Erlang's legs, looked at Qi Fu, who was eating sweetly, and said with a smile: "Eat slowly, no one will rob you." ”

"It's delicious......" Qi Fu said vaguely.

After Qi Fu finished eating, Tang Ning took him directly to Zhou Huai's tent. In Downing's eyes, if you want to talk about secrets, this is the right place.

Whether it is Master or Liu Ling, they are both very trustworthy. And if, as Qi Fu said, it was about robbers, Tang Ning felt that he couldn't do anything, so it was better to let Master and Liu Ling know.

Gao Fang is also here, but based on Liu Ling and Master's evaluation of him, he can be regarded as a trustworthy person.

Talking about what happened, Zhou Huai, Liu Ling, and Gao Fang all looked at Qi Fu and said, "What's going on?" Let's talk about it! ”

Qi Fu came up and dropped a bomb:

"There are traitors in our army!"

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