“…… The beginning was smooth, but in the end! Suddenly it changed! Over there in Qi Country! Gather troops on the Qilu border, what do they want to do? If I continue to fall into the three capitals, what if the Qi State attacks? Am I not? Became an accomplice of the Qi State? I? I can't tell if I have a reason by then! I? ……”

Confucius was roasting rabbits while talking about the fall of Sandu.

Only then did Zigong know what was going on, and he felt that the situation was really serious!

"Sir! You were right to resign! OK! You resigned in time and left in time! I heard my husband say this, and I broke out in a cold sweat for my husband! This is no joke! What is the Qi State doing on the Qilu border when it gathers troops? What do they want to do? Isn't it? Mr. Pit in disguise? ”

"Where do you know what they mean? Not long after I returned to Qufu, the country of Qi sent dozens of singers! I can't do it in anger! Ji Huanzi sat at home all day watching singing and dancing. Moreover! He also called Duke Lu over, and the monarchs and ministers watched singing and dancing together! What's going on? Woohoo! ”

"And what's going on? Where are the kings and ministers watching songs and dances together? Then they don't need to deal with state affairs? When Zigong heard this, he couldn't understand it even more.

"Am I not? Go to see Lu Gong's resignation? Isn't it? Lu Gong didn't say anything, and I can't leave! Isn't it? So! I went there several times after that. Outcome! Every time! They watched singing and dancing together! It's okay just to watch the singing and dancing, I heard from the people above the Ji Mansion! They're still fooling around with the singer! It's unsightly! ……”

"Ahh And what's going on? Zigong responded to the Tao.

"How not? I saw it with my own eyes! I saw Ji Huanzi hugging the singer and his hands wandering over the singer's body. This, this, this? What's going on? ”

Zilu came to the stream and shone his face into the stream. When he saw an unfamiliar face, he was frightened by himself.

This bloody face, whoever sees it will be scared to death!

The blood on his face had dried, and it took him a long time to wipe it off. There was also blood stains on his hair and on his scalp. As a result, this wash lasted for a long time.

After scrubbing his head and face, Zilu began to scrub his clothes again. Outcome! I found that the clothes were not clean at all, so I had to take them off and wash them whole.

After washing his coat, he found that there were blood stains on his underwear, so he had to scrub it again.

And then! I found a lot of blood from my neck on my body. In desperation, he scrubbed it again. After such a toss, it took almost half an hour.

Just as he was about to go back, his nose involuntarily snuck in again. This time! It wasn't the smell of blood on my body, but the smell of burnt rabbit meat over there.

"My rabbit! This, this, this! This nerd! You? Alas! ”

Sure that the rabbit meat was burnt, Zilu didn't sniff anymore and ran back decisively.

Seeing that Confucius was still barbecuing rabbit meat, Zilu was so angry. shouted at Confucius: "You, you? What can you do? You? You nerd! Grilled rabbit meat is you grilled like this? Didn't I confess to you? Keep flipping, don't move for half a day! You? You see! You rabbit roast! Some places are burnt, while others are not cooked. You? Alas! ”

Zilu really wants to say: What else would you do besides your weekly ceremony? You? Rule? You can't! You've failed!

But after thinking about it, I still didn't say it. Although Confucius was a nerd, he was still a learned man. He is in arithmetic, music, literacy, and weekly etiquette...... And so on, all of them have achievements.

Even if you take out the old accounts, he only needs to read them once, and then he can calculate the accounts clearly. You take him to measure the land, that's what he is good at, and it's just a matter of one, two, three, and the land area is calculated, and it will probably not be bad.

You're chanting poetry on the side, and he'll be able to score you on the side!

And so on and so forth! Confucius is all right.

But! For farming! That's hard for him! Anyway! He doesn't divide the grain! Someone once made fun of him: he couldn't tell the difference between leeks and wheat.

"This? Isn't that great? Confucius was unaware of it and argued.

"It's all burnt! You? Zilu snatched the barbecue from Confucius's hand and grilled it himself.

"Where's the scorch? Isn't it? The smell of rabbit meat? ”

"You can't tell the difference between burnt smell and aroma? You? ”

"Is this a scent? I smelled the fragrance and roasted it a few more times! Don't you move? You, you, you? "Confucius saw that Zilu turned the place where the place that should be grilled has already roasted the fragrance (burnt taste), and went to roast those places that had no fragrance, and was anxious to come and grab it.

"Get out of the way! You? Zilu pushed over with one hand and pushed Confucius away.

"You?"

"It's been so long! If I roast it, everyone will already have meat! You? Do you see you? How good a rabbit to roast? Everywhere there is meat, you have scorched it, and there are only bones left! You? ”

Zigong was very dissatisfied when he saw Zilu treating Mr. like this. But! For the sake of Zilu desperately trying to save him, he had to tolerate it.

Seeing Zilu complaining about him with a dark face, Confucius thought about it and felt that Zilu couldn't be pretended! With Zilu's temper, he won't be angry with you if you don't provoke him. It's because you did something wrong that he didn't give him any face, whether you are Mr. or not?

After a while, with the help of Zilu, the rabbit meat was not only fully cooked, but also more fragrant than before. In the face of the strong fragrance, the burnt smell seems to have faded a lot.

Smelling the real aroma of rabbit meat, Confucius felt that he had indeed been burnt before.

"Eat! You roast the aroma! Zilu cut off the charred part and handed it to Confucius.

Confucius smiled bitterly and had to take it and eat it.

Zigong found that the burnt place of Mr. before might be unpalatable, so he changed his share with Mr.

"Don't change it! Let him eat! Ziluhei said with a screw.

Seeing this, Confucius had no choice but to smile at Zigong and say, "I baked it!" I eat! Delicious! It's crispy! I feel it when I bite it! Ahem, ahem! ”

"Sir! You? "Zigong saw that Mr. didn't change, so he had to give up.

After breakfast, the three of them didn't dare to stay longer, ready to leave.

Zigong wants to go back to Qufu City and go to Jifu to get an honorarium. Of course! Not to go directly to Jifu, but! Someone who is looking for Ji Fu to do something. The big boss behind the scenes is Ji Huanzi, the third Huan of Lu Guo. And the person who came forward was Ji Huanzi's confidant.

"Sir, where are you going?" Zigong asked.

"I don't know! I'm a blind stream! That's how it came out! This is not? Zilu said to go to Song Kingdom first. ”

"And then?"

"I don't know!" Confucius shook his head. Then he asked, "What about you?" What kind of business do you do? You? Can you tell me about it? ”

"No, you can't! Mr! Zigong refused. But! Then he said, "Sir probably guessed it too!" No need to say! It's the kind of business that Mr. guessed! Alas! Am I not? I? WeChat pays attention to "excellent reading literature", chats about life, and finds confidants~