Chapter 294: Born Shameless
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A carriage going north stopped after leaving the birch paddock, the paddock was very large, and the horses pulling the cart seemed to be worried about what beasts they would encounter, and they couldn't get down, and they still couldn't stop looking around after parking, and many animals had a much stronger perception of danger than people.
The carriage door was pushed open, and Ye Liuyun got out of the carriage, and his entourage was already waiting behind.
"Ten battles will not die, let someone send me a letter."
Ye Liuyun looked at the bald head in the carriage that was no longer hateful, and pointed to the top of his head: "Go back and keep your hair up, it's so ugly now." ”
Ye An pouted: "You know what I went there for." ”
Ye Liuyun: "I know, Your Majesty also knows, but you swayed." ”
Ye Anbian nodded: "Sometimes, the temptation is really difficult to resist, that is, the moment I see Your Majesty again, I understand what I want, I have the crime of death, Your Majesty does not kill me, because Your Majesty wants me to be a useful person from beginning to end, and I am born useless, so I will die as I deserve, just like when I stayed in the palace, I think Your Majesty is too demanding......"
He raised his hand and touched his bald head: "Really ugly?" ”
Ye Liuyun nodded: "It's extremely ugly." ”
Ye An closed the door: "Then look at the current appearance twice, and think about when you were handsome before." ”
Ye Liuyun: "When have you ever been?" ”
Ye Anbian: "I wish you a long life, no illness and no disaster, get out." ”
Ye Liuyun: "Okay. ”
Turning and getting on his horse, he turned his horse back again, and the carriage was already heading north.
The corners of Bai Fang's mouth, which was sitting on another horse, hooked: "Sometimes I really hope that I can be older, and then I may also enter the Liuwang Mansion to see what kind of people those brothers of the proprietor were at that time." ”
Ye Liuyun: "You said, I hope I can be older?" ”
White Fang suddenly came to his senses: "Oops, my arm hurts......"
Some people will be knocked down if they fail once, some people will be destroyed after one setback, and White Fang has lost his right arm but he is still standing, standing up to the sky.
"The proprietor."
"Huh?"
"Is the left-handed knife easy to learn?"
"It's hard to learn."
Ye Liuyun said: "Ordinary people can't practice well, your words ...... That's much easier, you just practice the knife with your right hand in the past few years, not to practice the knife, but to practice the knife with the left hand. ”
White Fang snorted and laughed: "A vulgar joke suddenly came to mind." ”
Ye Liuyun said: "Don't talk about vulgarity. ”
White Fang: "Oh......"
After a while, Ye Liuyun coughed a few times: "Really don't say it?" ”
White Fang snorted and laughed: "It was Hei Huang who came back to tell me a while, saying that he once chatted with Shen Leng and asked Shen Leng if he and the girl named Shen Chayan were their first love, Shen Leng said of course yes, he suspected that he was picked up by Mr. Shen to be a child husband for Shen Chayan...... The black eyes said that they were very envious of Shen Leng and Shen Chayan, because often the first love is not always, the first love is used to practice hands, I just remembered it when I heard the proprietor just say the word practice. ”
Ye Liuyun: "Where is the vulgarity?" ”
White Fang looked at the sky: "Shen Leng said, of course, first love is not used to practice, single is ......"
Ye Liuyun thought for a while and nodded: "It's vulgar." ”
After walking for about three or four miles, Ye Liuyun suddenly muttered: "It's not unreasonable." ”
White Fang: "What? ”
"It's fine."
Chang'an City.
Shen Leng got up and went to exercise, although his body was not yet good, he didn't dare to be idle, the emperor said that you are not allowed to go out for a run, then he walked briskly in this courtyard, and he didn't help much when he was in the academy before, he was the last barrier guarding the door of the old dean, and there were not many people who could rush in front of him.
The bandages on the body have been removed a lot, and when I moved, it didn't hurt as much as before, and I was sweating and ready to draw water to wipe my body, and when I got to the well, I suddenly saw the quilt in the yard that I forgot to put in last night, Shen Leng was silent for a while, recalling that a few days ago, the tea master said that your quilt tastes so stinky, and I will wash it for you when I dismantle it, and since that day, the two of them have slept in a quilt, although it is just a quilt to sleep, but I am so happy to say.
The quilt has been hanging there for several days, thinking that if it is just dried like this, wouldn't it be to sleep alone again, when I asked the tea master two days ago, she said that the quilt cloth is thick and not easy to dry, but it has been several days, in case the tea master comes out after a while and finds that the quilt has dried, then ......
Shen Leng thought of this, poured a mouthful of water into his mouth and sprayed it towards the quilt, it can't be easily detected like splashing water directly, you have to spray it, and if you spray it more evenly, the tea master can't see it.
After spraying, he carried the bucket into the side room to scrub, and felt that he was really smart, so he couldn't help humming a song.
Suddenly saw that the window was not closed, he leaned over to close it, and then saw the little girl tiptoe out of the house, looking left and right like a thief, and then splashed the cup of water in his hand on the quilt, and ran back to the house after splashing, very exciting......
Shen Leng sneered and laughed, and said in his heart that it was just so splashy, and there was no technical content at all.
Shen Leng took a shower and wrapped the gauze himself, thinking about this annoying bandage, and he didn't know how long he would have to tie it.
He changed his clothes and went out, and shouted into the house: "Big brother, I'll go out to buy you breakfast, what do you want to eat?" ”
The tea master opened the window, perhaps because she felt that she had just done something bad, and her face was still flushed, she leaned on the window and said, "Isn't there only one seller at the gate of the villa now?" ”
Shen sneered: "That's right, it's just a seller of baked cakes, people are very funny." ”
Tea Master: "Then burn the cake, I want to eat the meat, that is, the kind of baked cake with two portions of meat." ”
Shen Leng: "Okay, how many to eat?" ”
Tea Master: "One is fine." ”
Shen Leng snorted and glanced at the black mastiff standing there wagging his tail: "You one, I have one, then it's enough to buy fifty." ”
The black mastiff wags its tail.
In fact, there are people in the villa who specialize in making breakfast, and it is very exquisite, but Shen Leng seems to be particularly fond of baked cakes recently, and he will go out to buy them every morning, and the young man who is a little shy and honest will always take special care of him, and what he gives him is generally more affordable than selling a few people.
When he walked to the door, he saw that the young man who sold the baked cakes had a not very good face, and he looked a little sad, Shen Leng asked him to make fifty baked cakes, and when he was waiting, he asked, "What's wrong?" Get up on the wrong side of the bed? ”
Yao Wuxian grinned: "Business is not good, I can't get through it." ”
Shen Leng asked: "You said before that your hometown is from the northwest?" ”
"yes, it's far away."
Yao Wuxian made baked cakes with his hands and feet, he looked very skillful, when he started selling them on the first day, he was so jerky that even he felt uncomfortable, and one of the two baked cakes sold to Shen Leng was still baked.
"What do you say about that place in the northwest......"
Yao Wuxian glanced at Shen Leng: "It can be described in many ways, the poet said that the Gobi Desert in the northwest is vast and magnificent, and the people of the Central Plains have been there and said that the sky is high and the clouds are light and can make people's hearts open, but if I want to say that I can explain what the northwest looks like with just one word...... Poor. ”
He smiled self-deprecatingly: "My father is a farmer, although the land is his own, but the place grows for eight or nine months without a single rain, many times the grain that has been beaten down has not planted more seeds, my father said that our ancestors are not from the northwest, and in the south of the Yangtze River, it is not a superior but also famous, but later offended people and was almost wiped out, and then ran to the northwest to hide, a hiding is hundreds of years, to my father when he also knew that the ancestors had been brilliant, as for how brilliant to say not carefully." ”
Shen Leng: "You came to Chang'an City just to change your fate?" ”
"yes, who isn't?"
The movements of Yao Wuxian's hand stopped for a moment, and then his smile became more and more bitter: "The reason why I came to Chang'an is because I heard about one thing, I have a cousin who is also dissatisfied with fate, and left home a long time ago to make a career and restore the glory of his ancestors, but he died." ”
He looked at Shen Leng: "After he dies, I will be the only man left in the younger generation of our family, and it will be my turn." ”
"Is the glory of the ancestors so important?"
Shen Leng asked.
Yao Wuxian shook his head: "It's not important, the important thing is that you can't continue to be poor." ”
Shen Leng nodded and stopped talking, and when the fifty baked cakes were ready, Shen Leng gave some more money and carried the baked cakes to the villa, Yao Wuxian looked at the broken silver left by Shen Leng, and suddenly raised his head and shouted to Shen Leng: "General, I want to exchange my life for the future." ”
Shen Leng stood still and looked back at Yao Wuxian: "What if, you can't exchange your life for it?" ”
Yao Wuxian said: "Then admit it." ”
Shen Leng snorted, but still didn't say the sentence that Yao Wuxian had been waiting for for a long time, so Yao Wuxian was very disappointed...... I remember that when Yao Taozhi found him a long, long time ago, he said that a qualified killer can never make himself a self, the best killer, acting is stronger than the best play, acting like what is not, and what has to be played.
So when he said those words to Shen Leng, he used true feelings, and what he said was true, naturally impeccable, he felt that it was enough to impress Shen Leng, but Shen Leng didn't seem to be so interested in his story.
Shen Leng walked back with the baked cakes, passed by the door of Meng Changan's small courtyard and stopped and stretched out his hand to knock on the door: "Are you up?" ”
Meng Changan: "What's the matter?" ”
Shen Leng: "Feed." ”
Meng Changan: "Baked cakes? ”
Shen Leng: "Otherwise? ”
Meng Changan opened the door and looked at the big bag of baked cakes in Shen Leng's hand, and after being silent for a while, he said: "Just give my share to the black mastiff, remember to let it scream twice, just say thank you to me." ”
Shen Leng pouted: "That's not necessary." ”
Meng Changan: "I give it my share, can't let it scream twice?" ”
Shen Leng: "Actually, you made a mistake, it's not that you gave your share to the black mastiff, but I suddenly remembered that I didn't buy it for you, so I took out two of the black mastiff's share for you, either you thank me, or you thank the dog." ”
Meng Changan: "Thank you, dog." ”
Shen Leng thought for a moment, then sighed: "Uncle Cao." ”
Meng Changan smiled: "Someone in the military department said that maybe Your Majesty wants you and me to go to the Western Xinjiang, and there is a princess in Tubo who will marry, and we will go to greet our relatives." ”
Shen Leng asked: "I haven't figured it out, is it the person who welcomes the bride to stuff a red envelope on the bride's side or the person who sends the kiss to the groom to stuff a red envelope?" ”
Meng Changan glanced at the idiot and looked at Shen Leng: "Of course, let's stuff red envelopes for them." ”
Shen Leng pouted: "Then I have to think of a way, I have to become a person from my mother's side, how can my Daning's red envelopes completely fall into the hands of others, how many can I bring back." ”
Meng Changan: "Did you learn from Mr. Shen in a serious and shameless way?" ”
Shen Leng: "Many people say this, but Mr. Shen always refuses to admit it, he said that when I was shameless, it didn't look like I learned it, it was a talent, and I belonged to the kind that can start a sect at birth." ”
Meng Changan: "Born shameless." ”
He turned around and walked back: "I didn't show it when I was a child, but I didn't dare to be ashamed of being beaten by me?" ”
Shen Leng kicked him on the ass and then ran: "If you don't say it, I forgot, this is interest." ”