Chapter 544: Tearing the face

Living in a big tent was requested by Zi'er herself, saying that she had more things for a girl than a man, and the camp was too small to turn around.

If she wants to be someone else, who will indulge her if she is so hypocritical? Besides, based on her appearance, let alone no one will see her changing clothes, even if she gives money to invite someone to watch her change clothes, it is estimated that no one will want to.

However, if this kind of request comes out of Zi'er's mouth, it is already too small to be small, it can be ignored, in order to make less trouble, Sun Wukong naturally has to agree to her. Fortunately, she left a little affection, and did not ask for a lot of decorations to the tent, and built it into a palace or a fairy pavilion......

However, the larger the object, the more eye-catching, how could Sun Wukong have expected today's fiasco when he was not attacked? I didn't associate the size of the tent with Zi'er's safety. Now that he has fallen into this situation, no matter how careless he is, he should have thought that with the size and grade of that barracks, it is likely that the enemy soldiers will mistake it for the commander's battalion and use it as a key target!

Sun Wukong was so anxious that the military camp that had been destroyed was blocked by broken and collapsed objects everywhere, so that he was in a hurry and didn't worry.

Fortunately, with the golden hoop stick in his hand, the black ball that rolled all over the ground couldn't get close to him, and as soon as he approached, he swayed and jumped away, and he finally rushed to Zi'er's tent.

"Huh?!"

Looking up, Sun Wukong said strangely, why? The entire barracks are thousands of feet in circumference, and they have long been destroyed, and none of them are complete, but why is there only Zi'er, with a solid foundation and low curtains, as if separated from the war-torn outside world by a thick wall? The lights and candles in the tent are bright, and the fat head full of hairpins can be reflected, and the reflection is swaying on the shiny linoleum......

"Senior sister...... My sister is safe and sound! Sun Wukong exclaimed with sorrow and joy, and immediately stopped again.

Such an obvious mistake, even a fool should be able to see it, what is there for him to be happy about this?

"Zi'er, Zi'er, are you in there?" He asked knowingly, just to tempt.

"Senior brother, I'm ...... You're not here! Probably hearing that it was the senior brother who came, Zi'er answered, but with heavy crying, as if she had been greatly wronged.

"What's going on? Compared with the entire barracks, the contrast between this camp tent is really outrageous, Zi'er, what are you doing? ”

Sun Wukong was full of suspicions, didn't ask anymore, pushed his hands and feet, and opened the curtain and got in.

……

In a trance, the battlefield was extremely far away from Sun Wukong, as if all the tragedies had not happened, he and his sister sat by the bonfire and chatted, and after chatting, he sent her back to rest, and then time was frozen at that moment, and no longer rushed forward......

Zi'er sat on the edge of the bed, dressed neatly, no, she was extraordinarily rich, as if she was going to a market or leaving someone's house. And his hands were placed on his knees in a regular manner, as quiet as a lady waiting to leave the cabinet.

When has she ever been so elegant? Sun Wukong blinked and walked over hesitantly.

"Zi'er, the enemy soldiers suddenly attacked tonight, do you know what's going on?" Sun Wukong only asked a regular question, and he didn't expect her to really give an answer.

Zi'er sighed: "Hey, I'm haggard for Yi, and I don't regret it when my clothes are getting wider, I thought I would see each other one day, but he was so fond of me and didn't want to hurt me, how can I be embarrassed?" ”

"What...... What mess? Zi'er, you, shouldn't you be scared out of your head, right? ”

A staggering, inexplicable lyricism, listening to Sun Wukong's foggy clouds, if it weren't for the sudden change and upset, he would really laugh.

But after thinking about it, he realized that Zi'er had already hit her head, and it was normal for her to become crazy, even if he asked her seriously, he didn't expect to get an answer seriously.

He stepped forward and said to her sadly: "Good junior sister, senior brother is sorry for you, you have suffered a defeat for the time being." But don't worry, failure is the mother of success, and Senior Brother promises you that you will definitely cheer up and launch an attack on the Prodal Realm, find the fruit of selflessness for you, and rescue the trapped monkey soldiers! ”

Zi'er rolled her eyelids, still melancholy, and glanced at him obliquely and sneered: "Cheer up? What's the use of you cheering up? Carrying a stick alone to someone's house? Senior brother, you guy who is strong on the outside, haven't you figured out how you sold yourself after falling into this? ”

"Strong on the outside? Sell? ……”

Zi'er's words burrowed into Sun Wukong's ears like buzzing flies, and he shook his head vigorously to throw them out, and asked in confusion: "Are you...... How did it suddenly become like this? How did you come up with these words? Don't read too much scripts, and say drama words as soon as your nerves are abnormal, right? ”

Zi'er shrugged like a resentful woman, with a sad expression, "Senior brother, do you really think that I followed the army to this ghost desert where I couldn't find a single animal hair, because I forgot my self?" Are you really on the verge of falling apart when I gave you a push? You're the number one fool in the world, you deserve to be used for me, and then suffer a big defeat~hahaha~"

This time, Zi'er seemed to be really nervous, and she couldn't hide it anymore, and seemed to have completely forgotten what a powerful character Sun Wukong was, and if she really wanted to kill anyone, she didn't need to use the golden hoop stick, just smash it with one punch.

How could Sun Wukong do something to his junior sister? And he couldn't understand her crazy words at all!

But when the monkey soldiers went out to fight, they were defeated without touching the enemy's fur, and when everyone was killed, only Zi'er was unscathed, and she was actually dressed like this, to say that she had no problem at all, just sat in the tent and talked nonsense, is it possible?

"Zi'er, you...... Can you explain this to me? The reason for sending troops is to forget myself, if it weren't for my self-blame, if it wasn't for saving your life, I wouldn't be so busy anyway, at least as the old glory advised, unite with other demon forces and then join forces to fight, so the odds of victory will be much greater. But if you were pretending to be dead at that time, and there was no 'self-forgetfulness' in the Vast Realm, then you were really the culprit in today's situation! ”

"Hehe~ Senior brother, forget me~ forget me! If I casually come up with such a baby name, you won't be able to taste it at all? ”

"Ah~ this ......"

Wow ~ Sun Wukong took a few steps back, and almost fell into the burning hearth.

He trembled and pointed at Zi'er and shouted, "You...... Sure enough, you're playing tricks! Can...... But why? Huaguo Mountain is your home, and I, Sun Wukong, are your only dearest people, we don't exist anymore, what's in it for you? You're not so stupid as to deliberately make yourself unaccompanied, homeless, right? ”