Chapter 8 It's a Dog Officer
There was a creak of the walled door, and Tang Ning couldn't be more familiar with this movement. In the past, when I was in Nanshanzhai, I don't know how many times I listened to the same movement.
Then there was a cheering voice, some people and some ghosts, and some were learning to howl wolves, which was no different from the bandit den in Tang Ning's impression.
Then Tang Ning felt that someone had unloaded the horse pulling the cart in front, and the people in the cart also jumped down, and the step armor that was pressed on his body could also move.
He also wanted to follow, such as suddenly overturning the step armor and standing up and shouting: "Sapu is like a silk, mother provokes Fake!" But he carefully considered the consequences of doing so, and felt that the possibility of him being hacked to death was too great.
So he could only continue to shrink under the step armor and tremble.
Immediately afterwards, I felt that there were many people pushing their cars, and their mouths were still making a hey, hey, hey.
The cheers never stopped along the way, and there were no fewer robbers in this stockade.
Finally, when the car stopped again, Downing heard a shout.
"Big boss! Everything was brought back! ”
Then a very rough male voice laughed: "Good! Good job! Come! Serve these brothers a drink! ”
After speaking, Tang Ning heard the sound of footsteps, and he was nervous and scared, which was obviously from the inspection of the goods.
No matter how much Downing prayed in his heart that the big boss would not come to his car to inspect the cargo, the reality was always contrary to his expectations.
"Hahahaha! I have these things in Jiudoushan, so I ......"
When the big boss picked up the step armor covering Tang Ning's body, he didn't finish the words in his mouth.
In a flash, Downing saw what he looked like.
Although it was dark and the flickering firelight didn't shine too brightly on his face, Tang Ning still found out from under his beard that this was actually a very good-looking man.
The facial features are very deep, and the lines of the face are also very tough. It was his eyes full of confusion and incomprehension that made Tang Ning want to laugh a little.
The air seemed to freeze at this moment, and the robbers all looked at Downing in a ball in the car in a daze.
Downing wanted to throw up, but he held back. The very polite Chong Da Boss smiled awkwardly, and then laboriously took the step armor from his hand and put it on his body, and continued to lie down.
As soon as he lay down, the step armor on his body was thrown away by the big boss, and he carried Tang Ning's neck collar like a chicken: "Who are you!" Why are you here? ”
A word, an action is like a stone thrown into ~ a calm lake. Instantly, all the bandits around them began to clamor. Tang Ning even saw a shirtless sturdy young man walking towards him with a knife.
Tang Ning swallowed his saliva, suppressed the resentment in his stomach, sighed and said, "It's not that I don't want to say it, I'm afraid that I will scare you to death after I say it." ”
The big boss was stunned for a second, and then laughed. The people around him who didn't hear Tang Ning speak also laughed.
Although they don't know what to laugh at, if you don't laugh when the leader laughs, that's your problem.
"Fuck you! Lao Tzu is the first thief in Chuzhou and the first beautiful man in Chuzhou. No one has been able to scare Lao Tzu, just you? This stinky boy who doesn't have any hair? ”
Tang Ning smiled, his mouth grinned, and then opened his mouth and said, "You are ...... ...... vomit"
Before he finished speaking, he lowered his head and spit it out.
“……”
The shirtless young man grabbed the knife in his hand and looked at the big boss with a blue face, hesitating whether to slash the bastard who was still vomiting with a knife.
Standing in front of him is the most beautiful man in Chuzhou, and he has never heard of vomiting when he sees a beautiful man. This is too faceless, and it is difficult to vent anger without killing.
I haven't eaten much since noon in the morning, and I'm always on the road, so I'm just waiting for this meal in the evening. However, at night, because of the troubles made by these stinky robbers, the rice did not enter, so all they spit out was sour water.
Fortunately, it's all sour water, and this is going to spit out something, and the big boss will have to eat it himself.
Don't think that no one did this, when he was in Nanshan, Han Xiong soaked them in dung soup in order to punish his subordinates.
After Tang Ning vomited for a while, he felt much more comfortable in his stomach, although he was still a little uncomfortable, but compared to just now, it was a heaven and a hell.
"Finished throwing up?" The big boss threw Tang Ning on the ground just when he vomited, and now he was holding his arms and looking at Tang Ning expressionlessly, and when he said this, his eyebrows were raised.
"Master, what nonsense are you talking to him! This kid doesn't respect you, you just cut him with a knife. ”
"Xiao Qi, don't worry, I want to know why he vomited when he saw me. Could it be that I can't get into his eyes as the most beautiful man in Chuzhou? ”
"......" Tang Ning wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and then wiped his mouth with his sleeve before he arched his hand at the big boss and said: "Big boss, your handsome face is unparalleled in the world, just like the most dazzling star in the vast starry sky, which makes people intoxicated at a glance."
I have heard the name of the first beautiful man in Chuzhou for a long time, and today I saw it and it really deserved its name.
My admiration for you is like a surging river that stretches endlessly, and like the Yellow River overflowing, which is out of control......"
Xiao Qi was shocked, and said that being literate is different. You can only say it yourself, but you can't say it. It seems that it is right for my sister to study more by herself, otherwise she will not be able to shoot at such a high level.
The big boss was also fascinated by it, you must know that this kind of talk is not heard at ordinary times. Xiucai said, but this man's eyes are on the door of his head, and it is harder to hear the words of praise from his mouth than to ascend to the sky.
It was refreshing to listen to, but Tang Ning didn't say anything further. So the big boss was a little dissatisfied, frowned and said: "Go on, why don't you go on, Lao Tzu listens to it well!" ”
Tang Ning covered his mouth, his expression was a little complicated, and he whispered: "I'm sorry, my stomach is still a little uncomfortable, I'll vomit again, vomit ......"
“……”
"I'll kill you! I'll kill you! The big boss was furious, raised his fist and was about to smash it down at Tang Ning. Xiao Qi on one side hurriedly stopped, and the minions on the other side also came up to help.
After some tugging, he finally persuaded the big boss.
The bumps along the way made Tang Ning feel a desire to vomit, and the air in this village was not particularly good, so Tang Ning vomited a lot this time, and he had a feeling of spitting out the bitter bile.
It took a long time to vomit before it stopped, and another person came in front of him.
Looking up, Tang Ning found that this person was not bad-looking. looks very much like a Canadian-Korean star who went to China to make money in later generations.
This person stood in front of Tang Ning, and without saying a word, he put on a cool pose and looked down at Tang Ning.
Tang Ning arched his hand at him, and there was another wave of regurgitation in his stomach, only to vomit it again with a wow.
“……”
The big black tooth was still struggling when he was pressed to the ground, and he roared angrily, "Kill him! Kill him
!
This stinky boy must be killed! If you don't kill, you can't do it! What did he do with the first beautiful man in Chuzhou, and my second most beautiful man in Chuzhou! ”
Xiao Qi persuaded the big boss on the other side, and there was a mess here. As a last resort, he had no choice but to shout: "This person can't be killed!"
Don't you always say that if there were more people like Xiucai, our village would be better off?
In that case, this person cannot be killed! We must influence him and let him be used by us! ”
Tang Ning wiped his mouth and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, I can stand it." I know astronomy and geography, I can also count and heal, and if you kill me, it is not a loss for your family, but a loss for the entire human civilization.
Don't kill me! ”
Although Xiao Qi was a little sneering at Tang Ning's statement, after all, judging from Tang Ning's speech and demeanor, this person had read a book.
So he awkwardly bowed to Tang Ning and said, "Then can you tell us what your identity is?"
Why are you hiding in this car, and why did you just say to the boss that your identity will scare people to death when you say it? ”
Tang Ning sighed and said, "I'm actually the overseer of your robbery of that army of officers and soldiers. ”
"Oh, it's a dog officer." The robbers said in unison.
“…… But I still have an identity, just rush this identity, you can't kill me? ”
"Are you an official?" The big boss was angry, and asked mockingly with raised eyebrows.
"No!" Tang Ning straightened his clothes, pointed to Xiao Qi with a blank face, and said with a serious expression: "I am your brother-in-law!" ”
“……”
The big boss glanced at Xiao Qi, Da Heiya, Zhang Dashuai and others also looked at Xiao Qi questioningly.
This person just said that my sister has taken refuge in Buddhism, and I want everyone to stop thinking about it.
As a result, a brother-in-law jumped out when he turned his head, what kind of business is this?
"I'll kill you! I'll kill you! "This time, the one who was pressed to the ground became Xiao Qi.
Big Black Fang smiled, he persuaded Xiao Qi: "Calm down, how about talking about the things here with the brothers?" ”
The big boss said with a thoughtful face: "When your sister came to talk to me that day, she did have some worries.
Is it because of you, brother-in-law? ”
After speaking, he looked at Tang Ning and said angrily: "Could it be that you have done something hurtful?" Didn't you beat and scold my sister Qi at every turn, and let her run away from home!
You scumbag! ”
Tang Ning cried and laughed: "Where do I dare to hit her, hit her and splash a cloud of fog on her body, and if you suck it in, you may die."
I would never dare to hit her. ”
"He lied, he's not my brother-in-law!" Xiao Qi is still struggling.
Big Black Fang's eyes rolled, and he said with a smile: "None of us have said anything about this matter." Or find out my sister and ask?
If this kid is really my sister's husband, it is a good thing for everyone to be happy. Our Jiudou Mountain not only has one more strategist, but it has also become a happy event. ”
Speaking of this, he smiled while showing his big black teeth and looked at Tang Ning and said, "But if he is not, it is also a good choice to put his head in front of the gate of the village to deter officers and soldiers."
The head of the overseer is still a bit of a deterrent, right? ”
“……”
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