Chapter 17: Lewdness is my nature

"What's the matter? What's up? What happened? ”

In the courtyard of the patriarch's house, the parents of the students rushed out when they heard the news and asked each other.

"It seems that Lege killed Kongqiu?" Some people have ears, as if they have heard the reason.

"Huh? Lege killed Confucius? Someone asked.

"Confucius? Who is Confucius? Someone asked, puzzled.

I thought: Where did a Confucius come out?

"Isn't Uncle Kongqiu a son?" Those who call Confucius Confucius defended.

"Oh?" Only then did the questioner understand: it turned out that Mr. Confucius was Confucius!

Everyone came out of the courtyard and ran in the direction of the latrine outside.

The children were panicked when they saw the adults, and because they were curious, they also followed behind to see the excitement.

A little baby accidentally fell and was stepped on by the person behind her, and couldn't help crying.

"Ahh Mother! Woooooo Mother! Father! ……”

In this case, no one paid attention to him, bypassed him and continued to run outside.

"What's going on? Yes? ”

The patriarch of the Qiguan family, who was sitting in the living room drinking tea, also ran out in a hurry after hearing the movement outside.

When I passed by the side of the baby who fell, I quickly picked up the baby. Seeing that the little baby was fine, he took the little baby and strode outside.

It was the middle of the morning, and the sun was so strong that I couldn't open my eyes. Especially for those who have just come out of the house, their eyes can't stand it.

"What's going on?" The man running behind asked the patriarch.

"What's going on?" But the patriarch asked those who were running ahead.

Everyone came to the toilet and found out the situation: it turned out! It was the fool Lege who assassinated Kongqiu. Outcome! The assassination was not successful, and he was caught by Qi Guanxiong, who arrived in time.

If it weren't for the fact that Qi Guanxiong had wrapped a hunting noose around Lege's neck, Kong Qiu would have died in the pit.

Everyone at this time! None of them felt the smell of Confucius. When things were clarified, I realized that the stench was coming from Kongqiu's body. Originally, I thought it might be the smell coming from the latrine.

"I'll kill you!"

When Qi Guan Xiong saw that the people in the courtyard had rushed over, he raised his sword again and made a gesture to assassinate Le Ge.

In fact! He made a show for others and wanted them to understand him.

In this case! If you don't kill Lege, others will say that you won't help your son-in-law Confucius. But! If you really kill Lege, others will say that you are the life-saver who killed your father and daughter for this. Le Ge wanted to kill Kongqiu, but he didn't succeed?

In this dilemma, Qi Guanxiong had to make a show and wait for others to pull the fight.

In fact! No need for someone else to pull the rack! Confucius and Aunt will not let him kill him.

Whether his son-in-law Confucius was sincere or false in not letting him kill Lege, he didn't know. But my daughter, aunt! He would never have been allowed to kill Lege.

"Daddy! Cannot! Confucius saw that the old man Qi Guan Xiong seemed to really want to kill Le Ge this time, so he hurriedly rushed forward desperately, regardless of the feces on his body, and hugged the old man Qi Guan Xiong.

"Let me kill him! Let me kill him! Whining! The bear roared, struggling.

The more Confucius pulled him, the more he made a gesture to kill, and he looked very powerful.

That's the only way! to have an effect!

People can never be killed, but! His attitude showed it again.

What is his attitude?

His attitude was: he was going to kill Lege.

And the result he wants is: the result of not only showing his determination to kill Lege, but also keeping Lege from being killed by him.

That's the only way! It's called the best of both worlds.

"Daddy! Father! He's a fool! Woooooo Auntie knelt there, hugged Lege in her arms, and cried while wiping Lege's face.

At this time, the aunt also lost her ability to judge for a while. She didn't want her father to kill Lege, nor did she want Lege to kill her fiancé Kongqiu. But? Lege, this fool, if he doesn't die? In the future, he may also kill his husband Kongqiu.

For a fool, you can't convince him?

If you are a normal person, if you persuade him, he will understand you even if he doesn't listen. Isn't it?

But for a fool, people don't know what to do. If you persuade him, you are playing the harp to the cow.

Auntie didn't know: The music song in her arms had actually woken up a long time ago.

At this time, she! She didn't feel it at all, she held Lege in her arms, and Lege's head was right on her peak. Face! It happened to stick to another mountain peak.

She didn't feel it at all, but for Lege, she felt it very much.

It's true! Lege wants to pretend like this forever, and put his head on Auntie's two resilient peaks.

Just now, he was strangled by the noose thrown by Qi Guanxiong. Because he was about to rush into the latrine to kill Confucius, he was subjected to the opposite force and almost broke his throat. In the end, he was stomped by the official bear. Outcome! He fainted.

To know! Qi Guan Xiong is an old hunter, and his lasso kung fu is very powerful. Once caught by him, he instinctively pulls back and locks the noose.

In the situation just now, he naturally would not be soft. So! Almost broke Lege's throat.

Lege, who had fainted for a while, woke up. This time! Only then did he understand what was going on: the assassination failed and caused a big disaster.

At such a life-or-death moment, he had to make a difficult decision: continue to play fool.

In this case! Can you stop playing foolish?

If you weren't a fool, Confucius would have killed you! The official bear will kill you, and the patriarch will kill you. Everyone will come and kill you! You have committed the wrath of the people!

So! Lege, who woke up, had to continue to pretend to be dead. Furthermore! At this time, he! The throat is very sore, and it may be difficult to speak. If you don't continue to play dead, the consequences will be unimaginable.

I thought: Why is my music so unlucky? With such a good opportunity, why didn't Confucius be killed? If you miss this opportunity, you may never have the opportunity again.

If you can't kill Confucius today, people will definitely guard against you next time! Everybody will be on your guard!

At this time, he! Suddenly, I found that I was leaning on my aunt's peak.

Lewd him! Suddenly there was a burst of excitement.

I thought, "Is this a favor from heaven?" What about the compensation given to me?

It was at this time! Qi Guan Xiong was about to raise his sword to assassinate him, but Confucius stepped forward desperately and hugged Qi Guan Xiong.

When the people who rushed to see the image of Qi Guan Xiong, they all thought: Qi Guan Xiong really wanted to kill someone.

But! They were also stunned by Confucius's actions.

None of them understood: how could Confucius be like this? Don't let Qi Guanxiong kill Lege? If only I did! I absolutely support!

But think about it the other way around: I think Confucius did the right thing! In this case, you can make Qi Guan Xiong kill?

After seeing Confucius's actions, Le Ge was moved. But! He still doesn't believe it: there are still such stupid people in the world?

They're going to kill you! Not only do you not hold grudges, but you also don't protect them, and you don't let others kill them?

I thought: Confucius! Just pretend!

If you really don't kill me, treat me like a fool, and be willing to take care of me! Give me a wife, take care of my offspring, and I will obey you! I recognize you, the saint of the Hereafter!

Say that! You're a saint!

It's true! Only a saint can have such a mind!

For ordinary people: you are stupid!

Figured it out? They're going to kill you!

It's true! According to normal thinking, only a fool would do that!

What "repay grievances with virtue"? Repaying grievances with virtue, that is a wise man deceiving a fool! That's a high-IQ person deceiving a low-IQ person.

Anyway! I won't believe it!

Well! Auntie's mountain peaks are so resilient!

If this is my woman? If that's every day, it's cool to death!

It's all at this time, and the music is still dirty, obscene, and obscene in his heart.