Chapter 262: A slap from top to bottom

I don't know when the word "male" came about.

Split peach broken sleeves have been passed down from ancient times to today, and it is still an ambiguous word.

But the mainstream of society is still the harmony of yin and yang, the combination of men and women, and the life is not tired.

But when it came to the Wei and Jin dynasties, there were even more of those little white meats, such as Wei Jue......

"Wei Jue can make both men and women like him, and the audience is blocked."

Wei Jue's beauty can be eaten by both men and women, and in the face of such outstanding seniors, the two students who like to apply grease and powder can't help but bow their heads, feeling ashamed of themselves.

Shen An felt that these teenagers were all lost lambs, and he was their life mentor.

He pointed to the north and said, "Wei Jue is very beautiful, but when the Hu people went south, what choice did he make?" ”

"He ran away!"

Shen An shook his head and said, "I left my brother behind, and fled to the south with my family in a panic, and then I made a great name in the south...... Beauty! ”

He said angrily: "Wei Jin...... Even before the Great Song Dynasty, men were beautiful and proud of their faces like clotted fat, but they were not big husbands, not men! Is that...... That's not a man! ”

Guo Qian couldn't help but take a step back, he himself likes to be white and tender, and he will carefully take care of the skin on his face every morning......

Those students are a little uncomfortable, and the white, tender and weak style is the most popular among readers, and they are naturally not exempt from vulgarity.

Men make themselves white and tender, behave softly, learn from women, and then they will feel that they are really weak.

The weak need to be cared for......

"Han Tang is heroic, proud of killing the enemy, no one cares whether they are white and tender, whether they are weak. Even if the face is tanned and blackened, even if it is densely covered with knife marks, it is a warrior's scar, which does not need to be covered up, and should be admired by the world! ”

"The men of the Wei and Jin dynasties were beautiful and proud of their whiteness, what was the result? It's a dead country, it's a two-legged sheep! ”

"At that time, the big husband was a rarity, in a soft wind, the iron hooves and sabers of the Hu people made them tremble, who would resist? Who will defend the country? No! ”

Shen An said in a deep voice: "There is no man, no husband. Those feminine men can't afford to protect their families and defend the country, they can't afford to protect their families, so the Wei and Jin dynasties were the most humiliating era for the Han Dynasty, should the Great Song Dynasty follow suit? Are you going to follow suit? ”

Some people want to refute it, but they can't say it with one mouth.

The men of the Wei and Jin dynasties either pretended to be women or pretended to be crazy, swallowed five stones, and screamed in the woods.

At that time, the majesty of the Han Dynasty still had a lingering charm, even when the Three Kingdoms were in the melee, the Hu people could not be scolded.

And then...... When they were beautiful in femininity, Wu Yong never appeared again.

It wasn't until the end of the Yuan Dynasty that someone shouted, 'Hold the steel knife ninety-nine, kill all Hu'er before stopping.' I am a dignified man, what is the slogan of 'Tartar to be a horse and a cow', those men regained their strength and overthrew the rule of Meng Yuan.

In the middle and late Ming Dynasty, the feminine wind was rekindled again, and men dressed as women, grease and powder......

Then in the face of the clear iron hooves, those feminine men knelt down and asked to surrender, willing to wear a pig's tail on the back of their heads.

The current Da Song Dynasty also regards femininity as beauty, and men apply grease and powder, and behave gently, which is a popular trend. If you can cover your chest with your hands and cough weakly, most of the people around you will shout a beauty. If you like the masculine style, your eyes will burst out with green light.

This is a feminine and weak Great Song Dynasty, and Wu Yong has long since disappeared.

If this trend is not reversed, Shen An feels that this Great Song Dynasty will not have the slightest hope.

The general trend is like this, so I will start with the Guozijian first.

He made up his mind and said: "From now on, anyone who smears grease and whitewashes, but anyone who pretends to be a sissy or a woman will be expelled from the country's prison." Otherwise, Lao Tzu is afraid that the entire Guozijian will become a woman! ”

He turned around angrily and left, leaving behind a group of teachers and students who looked at each other.

This is the ...... This map has been bombarded by cannons!

Zhi Kexing was a little dumbfounded, so he had to come out and explain: "Three days later, you will practice with people and win the reward." Lost, half a month's meal without meat. ”

"I haven't had meat for half a month?"

"What are you going to practice?"

The students were immediately furious.

We don't care about the side, we can't eat without meat.

What bullshit opponents are, they are all scum in front of meat.

"Fight with a group of village soldiers!"

Townsmen?

"Is it a village soldier who exercises in his spare time and farms when he is busy? We can't beat it! ”

Reflexively, these students withered.

It's like a certain detachment in later generations, when they hear that the opponent is a small country in Asia, and the population is not as large as that of a county or city of their own, their first reaction is: Brother, we can't beat it!

Weakness has long been deeply rooted in their bone marrow, and they are afraid when they see their opponents, and they are afraid when they move. They can only play tricks in the country, and there is a saying among this kind of people, which is very vivid.

- Threshold Monkey!

Within the threshold, that is, at home, they are angry. Out of the threshold, it's a tease.

But the gentleman doesn't move his hands!

"Drill up!"

Chen Luo felt that this matter was probably a bit dangerous, but since Shen An had agreed, he could only practice as hard as he could.

The spear formation took shape again, and the assassination was carried out again and again......

Most of the students were grim-faced and struggling to make a move, but some of them had a twinkling look in their eyes and a look of joy.

……

Zhao Zhen was discussing with Zai Fu, and when someone sent a note, he didn't know that Shen An had poked a big hole.

He opened the recital and looked at it, then froze.

Seeing his demeanor, the Zai Fu knew that something was happening, and Han Qi couldn't wait to say, "Your Majesty, but there is something big?" ”

There's something you have to say! Why are you holding us back?

Zhao Zhen sighed and said, "You can see for yourself." ”

He couldn't speak, and felt like vomiting blood.

Han Qi was the most anxious, and he was domineering, so he passed Fu Bi and took the first look.

This move was naturally excessive, Fu Bi was just enduring it, he couldn't help but feel refreshed when he saw Han Qi's face gradually reddening.

You see, keep watching.

"How can it be!"

Han Qi blushed and said, "Your Majesty, this is slander!" ”

He was originally white-faced, but he turned red at the moment, and he looked like a beautiful uncle.

But this beautiful uncle is furious at the moment.

He raised the song in his hand and roared, "What feminine wind? What is white and tender? What kind of behavior is weak...... What else do you say about the Great Song Dynasty is that there are too many feminine winds, so they fail everywhere to the outside world. This is slander! Your Majesty, you want to take Shen An and go to prison to be punished! ”

You're so excited, aren't you?

Fu Bi took the song and was dumbfounded after reading it.

"Your Majesty, this slap has been hit from top to bottom!"

The Great Song Dynasty is like this, and the royal family also likes white tenderness!

As for the feminine wind...... Who dares to say that the old man is feminine?

Fu Bi subconsciously straightened his waist, and then put on a straight face, "This matter is going to be boiling outside, Your Majesty, Shen An...... It's too troublesome. ”

Zhao Zhen said with affection: "That's it! Last time, he said that Da Song didn't have a husband, and I thought it was a slip of the tongue, but today ......"

Fu Bi took a closer look, and said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, he is also going to let the students of Guozijian go to compete with those township soldiers to perform martial arts...... Isn't that nonsense! ”

Zeng Gongliang felt that he was more manly, so his mood was more stable.

He coughed dryly and said, "Those village soldiers are extremely vicious, and most of the students are weak...... No, no, no, it's a concentrated study, Your Majesty, I'm afraid I'm going to make a fool of myself! ”

He almost habitually said the sentence that the student is weak, but fortunately he took it later.

But even if he accepted it, Han Qi looked at it with more complaints in his eyes.

Then Shen An said that the scholar is weak and feminine, what you say is to help the abuse!

But after thinking about it, he thought of one more thing, "Your Majesty, if you lose, then wouldn't what he Shen An said be evidence?" ”

Zhao Zhen also thought of it, so it was a headache.

If the students of Guozijian lost, Shen An's words about the prevalence of femininity in the Great Song Dynasty would have the best footnotes.

Will it lose?

The monarchs and ministers looked at each other.

"Where can the student beat those village soldiers, if you can't get it, this is what he did on purpose!"

"I'm afraid I'm going to collapse at the touch of ......"

"Your Majesty, you can't sit idly by and watch this matter!"

……

Shen An's speech in Guozijian soon spread throughout Bianliang City, and most of the outside world was angry and disdainful.

A group of scholars raised their glasses and drank in the restaurant, and there were female prostitutes sitting next to them, and the atmosphere was warm.

A man with a mustache stood up, and there was silence all around.

The man smiled slightly, and the powder on his face fell down a little.

He stretched out his white finger and wiped it lightly on his lips, and at least three of the men present had some unknown taste in their eyes.

"That dog thief doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, and he teaches miscellaneous studies in Guozijian......"

The man noticed that the powder on his face was falling, so he didn't even dare to make an expression, but just spoke in a soft tone.

"But who can afford to be miscellaneous? So he couldn't live in a panic, so he thought of this way to elevate the status of miscellaneous studies by belittling us. Ladies and gentlemen, don't let him get his way! ”

"yes, we can't let him get his way!"

"When the time comes, let's go to the scene to see, if he dares to let the villagers cheat, then we will coax and spread it, so that he will be ruined!"

When the man saw this, he rejoiced in his heart, and then raised his eyebrows and said, "Everyone, gentlemen, listen to a certain word!" ”

Everyone stopped the noise and watched him quietly.

Several female prostitutes saw that his face was as white as jade and his demeanor was gentle, and their eyes couldn't help but be more intoxicated.

Seeing this, the man was proud, so he lowered his voice more gently: "Three days later, we will compete in martial arts outside the city, let's go together, okay?" ”

"Good!"

The sound was so neat that it shook the dust from the roof.

Dust fell in front of them, mixing with the powder falling from their faces.

……

Zhao Zhongfei also ran into Shen's house, and Huahua came over and sniffed his trouser legs.

"Where is Brother Anbei?"

Zhao Zhongjun leaned over and touched the top of Huahua's head, and said honestly: "Lang Jun is making a swing for the little lady in the backyard." ”

"When is it?"

Zhao Zhongjun was so anxious that he ran to the backyard.

This is a good posture of the family, but when he arrived outside the gate of the backyard, Zhao Zhongjun still shouted.

"Brother Anbei, is it possible for the younger brother to come in?"

No matter how good the relationship is, you have to say hello when you enter the backyard, otherwise it is not a friendship, but recklessness.

……

Second, the mood is at a low ebb, which is similar to depression. But codewords are a must, go ahead.

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