017 Tongue and tongue
The person who spoke was the yellow tiger who wanted to buy green shu at the post that day.
When Zheng Peng was looking at Huang Laohu, Huang Laohu also squinted at Zheng Peng with his signature triangular eyes, and a sinister sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Soon, Zheng Peng's eyes were attracted by another person, it was a lean young man standing next to Huang Laohu, the young man had a scar on his face, which gave him a lot of recognition, when he was buying bones in the market yesterday, he stood beside the butcher and laid his hands.
I don't know why this pig-killing apprentice got involved with Huang Laohu, if I guessed correctly, this apprentice not only recognized the material of the braised meat, but also recognized himself, and told Huang Laohu what he knew, so there was a scene of Huang Laohu appearing in the demolition.
It's hard not to make a deep impression on a well-dressed scholar who buys cheap meat and picks up pigs that no one wants.
The road is narrow, but I didn't expect to run into it here.
"Young Master" Lu Shu saw Huang Laohu, subconsciously hid behind Zheng Peng, and gently pulled the corner of Zheng Peng's clothes, obviously Huang Laohu left her a psychological shadow.
Zheng Peng patted Lu Shu's hand lightly, gave her an encouraging look, and signaled her not to be afraid.
At this time, those who had tasted braised meat opened their mouths to condemn:
"Isn't this the second child of the Huang family, how can you say this?"
"That's it, the braised pork is delicious."
"Xiao Langjun and the little lady who sell braised meat have eaten a lot, and Xiao Lao really sees them eat."
"You can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately."
In the face of everyone's questioning, Huang Laohu's smile was even bigger, first greedily looking up and down at the more and more beautiful Lu Shu, and then looking at Zheng Peng with some schadenfreude, a trace of ruthless light flashed in his eyes, as if he was looking at a poor man who was dying and struggling.
Huang Laohu really wanted to see Zheng Peng's face with a panicked look, or Zheng Peng flattered himself and pulled him aside, presented his beautiful little maid with both hands, flattered himself in every possible way, humiliated him fiercely, and then took the little maid in the photo home to enjoy it.
Of course, that stinky boy who doesn't know how to lift will not let go easily, and he can slowly play him to death another day.
What background can a hawker who sells cheap meat on the street have?
I was bluffed by him at the time, and finally watched my prey run away, but I didn't expect to meet here, and the rich man who followed him recognized that the so-called braised meat sold by Zheng Peng was actually cheap meat.
It's a pity that no matter how carefully Huang Laohu looks at it, Zheng Peng's face is still as calm as ever, not only is there no horror that is revealed, but there is even a faint smile on his face.
Huang Laohu was even more unhappy in his heart, and he couldn't care about blackmailing Zheng Peng anymore, and said loudly: "Wronged? Do you know what kind of meat this is? This is a pig in the water, which is thrown to dogs on weekdays, and the cheap meat of cheap meat, if you don't believe it, you ask him. ”
Wouldn't it, this meat is the cheap meat of the cheap meat, and the pig that was fed to the dog on weekdays was thrown into the water?
For a while, everyone's eyes fell on Zheng Peng, including the middle-aged fat man with a little bad face, Huang Laohu looked at Zheng Peng with a cruel smile, he was ready: if Zheng Peng dared to deny it, he would immediately come up with evidence, and then humiliate him fiercely.
Falling into the well, this is Huang Laohu's favorite thing to do.
Unexpectedly, in front of everyone, Zheng Peng just shook his eyes and said unexpectedly: "That's right, this braised meat is made from pigs." ”
"What? What a?"
"No wonder, I saw that the meat was a little weird, and it felt like cheap meat at the time, but I didn't expect it to be."
"What do you mean, trick us into eating cheap meat, is this to make us a little more cheap?"
"That's right, he picked up a pair of pigs in the market yesterday and went into the water, and I saw him carry it away."
After hearing that it was a pig that was eaten, the crowd boiled like a boiling pot, and they all complained to Zheng Peng, and some people even threw bamboo sticks and uneaten meat on the ground on the spot to express their indignation.
Zheng Peng was accused in every way, and Huang Laohu thought that he would panic and cry for mercy, but the reality was once again unexpected by him, and Yang Zhen simply admitted.
Huang Laohu, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, immediately turned into a messenger of justice, stood up, pointed at Zheng Peng's nose, and scolded loudly: "What kind of intention is this for you to eat the cheap meat among the cheap meat for everyone?"
Zheng Peng stretched out his hand and motioned for everyone to calm down, and after the crowd calmed down, he saluted Huang Laohu and said, "This brother, may I ask the honorable name?" ”
"Excuse me, my surname is Huang Xiongbin." Seeing Zheng Peng saluting to him, Huang Laohu thought that Zheng Peng was going to be soft, and his expression became arrogant.
"I don't know what position Brother Huang holds?"
What position?
Huang Laohu paused for a moment, is this an inquiry into his own details?
"Hehe, Huang is just a grass farmer, and he doesn't hold any official position." Huang Laohu said calmly.
This matter can't be pretended, Huang Laohu wants to say that he has no position, but there is a cousin who is a little catcher, just saying this, and he is afraid of telling the truth.
"Bold!" Zheng Peng, who had always been low-key and restrained, suddenly shouted: "Huang Xiongbin, you have repeatedly said that this meat is cheap meat, and you have also preached that if you eat pork, you will become a slut, I still want to ask you what your intentions are?"
"I... What are my intentions, don't scare me, surnamed Zheng, what's the matter, let me expose your good deeds, want to be unreasonable? Huang Laohu was suddenly shouted by Zheng Peng, he was not afraid on the surface, but he still felt a little timid in his heart.
Zheng Peng raised his voice an octave, and said with a straight face: "Pig is one of the poultry, it is a very popular meat in the Tang Dynasty, not only the people eat it, but also many officials, the emperor and the court have never said that pig meat is cheap meat, and you say it is cheap meat here, why, you are sarcastic that the people of the Tang Dynasty are untouchables?" Or is it... You want to make a decree for the imperial court?"
Pork is cheap meat, it is only circulated in the society, but there has never been an official statement, Zheng Peng's hat as big as it was buttoned down, and the yellow tiger was scared to the point of turning white.
Legislating for the imperial court? Can you say this casually, this is a rebellion and a great crime to destroy the nine clans.
Yellow Tiger almost didn't scare his pee.
"You, you hu... Say..."
Before Huang Laohu finished speaking, Zheng Peng raised his hand and gave him a slap, this slap was full of hatred, fast and ruthless, and slapped Huang Laohu's face firmly, and five finger marks immediately appeared.
"You, you..." Huang Laohu didn't expect Zheng Peng to dare to beat himself in public, and he was blinded for a while.
Zheng Peng was unforgiving, and continued to shout: "What are you, this bashi is for the people you insulted, the pig in the Spring and Autumn Period, it is already a sacrifice, don't say it for a long time, just say the Tang Dynasty, in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China, Emperor Taizu and Emperor Taizong also ate pork during the war, when Taizong led three thousand Xuanjia elite horses to defeat Dou Jiande's 300,000 elite soldiers in front of the Tiger Prison Pass, before the decisive battle, a group of soldiers were full of pork, who dared to say that pork is cheap meat?"
"Huang Xiongbin, let me ask you, do you want to legislate for the imperial court, or are you disrespectful to the emperor?"
was slapped hard by Zheng Peng, half of Huang Laohu's face was red and swollen, and he was interrupted by Zheng Peng before he could get angry, and at first he was thinking about how to kill Zheng Peng, but after Zheng Peng's drink, his whole body suddenly sweated calmly, and his legs trembled like a sieve.
"I... I drank two more glasses of muddy wine, just... What I just said is nonsense, and there is still something to do, go first, go first. Huang Laohu said as he covered his face and ran away in embarrassment.
This is the second time to escape, I don't know why, every time I see Zheng Peng, I am bored with myself, and I am extremely embarrassed, nemesis, Huang Laohu wailed in his heart.
If you don't run, you can't do it, if you tear it down, the more you describe it, the darker it gets, it's okay, Zheng Peng said it one by one, and he brought out the emperor and the law at every turn, there is no way to refute it, Rao is Huang Laohu is a scoundrel, but he is not an opponent at all when he fights with Zheng Peng.
This is Xiucai meeting soldiers, and it is unreasonable.
Huang Laohu felt that he couldn't stay longer, so he still had thirty-six plans, and he was going to be the best plan.
Just when everyone was laughing, the middle-aged fat man muttered in a little puzzlement: "Taizu and Taizong have also eaten pork?" Why haven't I heard of this? It's not impossible, in the past, when the war was in a hurry, what was there to eat, and the history books said that when the five were chaotic, there were still people who ate two-legged sheep. ”
After a pause, the middle-aged fat man said to Zheng Peng with interest: "Xiao Langjun, what you say is very reasonable, but why do so many people think that pork is cheap meat?" Wouldn't these people be wrong?"
Zheng Peng has thought about this problem for a long time, and said unhurriedly when he heard the words: "This son asked well, in fact, the living environment of pigs is not good, and many people do not know how to cook, and the dishes made are very monotonous and boring, so the misunderstanding is very deep, in fact, as far as food is concerned, there is no high or low, for example, the bear infested in the mountains, its bear feet trample a lot of dirt every day, as long as the cooking method is done, a delicious bear paw can convince everyone; Grains grow in the field, need manure irrigation and nourishment, farmers harvest and husk, the rice made is fragrant, like my secret braised pork, although the ingredients are ordinary, but the color and fragrance are complete, just now Gongzi also tasted, how does it taste?"
"The aroma is long, the flavor is unique, and it is delicious." The middle-aged round-faced man said without hesitation.
"It's rare to meet someone who knows the goods, Childe, if you don't dislike it, why don't you taste a few more pieces?" Zheng Peng put the braised meat in front of the middle-aged fat man with both hands.
The middle-aged fat man who was hesitant just now laughed, unceremoniously picked up a few pieces and put them in his mouth, and said while eating: "The examples of bear paws and grains have been cited, which is really incisive, but this braised pork is indeed a rare delicacy, so I won't be polite to Xiaolangjun, I'll eat it." ”