Chapter 871 It's scary for honest people to go crazy
Bao Zheng doesn't remember how many years he hasn't been to a wine shop to drink, he really doesn't remember.
From the beginning of the gradual estrangement of his friends, he was like living in isolation, gradually moving away from the hustle and bustle.
In the wine shop, those drinkers were a little timid after seeing Bao Zheng, but Bao Zheng arched his hand with a smile, which made people feel like a spring breeze.
"Bao Xiang is so kind?"
"Yes! Some people outside say that Bao Xiang is fierce and vicious, and can scare people to death, which can be seen to be a false rumor. ”
"Those are all rumors, look at Bao Xiang, he smiles so kindly, and he feels warm when he sees it."
Several drinkers had never been treated so kindly by Jaesuke, and they immediately threw the rumors of the past into their ears.
"Get out of the way!"
The shopkeeper of the liquor store brought in a guy and came over with a towel himself.
"I've seen Bao Xiang, I've seen Guixinhou, I've seen ......"
Su Shi felt very shameless, and bowed his head and said, "A certain Su Shi." ”
Su Shi ...... Isn't that Su Zizhan, who is a third-class student? Long admiration. ”
The shopkeeper didn't seem to be a fan of Su Shi, so he perfunctory Su Shi, and then said with a smile: "Bao Xiang, you come to the shop in person, and this chair will not be used by people when you turn around, so it will be placed here...... For people to see. ”
"The old man is not dead yet."
The corner of the shopkeeper's mouth twitched, and he said with a smile: "Bao Xiang is really kind and kind, and the villain is like a spring breeze......"
Shen An couldn't help laughing, but in the end he couldn't hold back, he lowered his head, and his body kept shaking.
Bao Zheng was watching, and suddenly stretched out his hand.
"Smack!"
Shen An covered the back of his head and looked up, looking innocent.
The drinkers and the shopkeeper were dumbfounded.
"This ...... This is also kind! ”
"Yes, yes, kind."
What kindness is this! It is clearly fierce and vicious.
"But your idea?"
Bao Zheng asked murderously.
Su Shi immediately raised his head, "Bao Xiang, it's the ...... of the lower officials."
"The old man didn't ask you." Bao Zheng probably had itchy hands, and his broad hands were clasped together when he spoke, rubbing them slowly.
Is this hands-on?
Su Shi shrunk his neck, but refused to back down.
"That's it."
"Yes." Shen An raised his head and said, "Your body can't be tossed for such a long time, it's time to give yourself a vacation." ”
The official system of the Great Song Dynasty is very strange, with a Privy Council and a third department, which encompasses many powers and responsibilities, making the traditional departments have nothing to do.
This is also a cause of redundancy, but it is not the main cause.
"Bring the wine."
Bao Zheng stretched out his hand, and the shopkeeper hurriedly delivered the wine.
Bao Zheng drank it all, then wiped the wine stains on his beard, and said: "The old man refused to be an official in his early years, and refused to lose his official position in his later years, can he laugh when he says it?" ”
"No!" Shen An said: "You didn't want to be an official in your early years, it was because your parents were still ...... Parents are here, not far away, even if it is a eunuch tour. ”
Bao Zheng was admitted to the Jinshi but was unwilling to leave his parents to become an official, which is a wonderful flower of the Great Song Dynasty and ironclad evidence of Ma Bao Nan.
"You'll coax the old man."
Bao Zheng's eyes were a little warmer, "Now, the Great Song Dynasty is thriving, how can the old man leave the third division and go home to rest?" ”
"It's okay that when you didn't go before, the third division didn't stop."
Shen An's words were a little too much, and Su Shi approached him worriedly, ready to block Bao Zheng's possible attack at any time.
But the task he found daunting.
Bao Zheng's attack method is very broad, from saliva to a brush and inkstone, and then to throw whatever he has in his hand, it is only half a year.
It's only half a year!
It can be seen that the pressure of the Great Song Dynasty's finances can drive Bao Zheng crazy.
Yes, Su Shi thought Bao Zheng was crazy.
"yes!" Bao Zheng suddenly laughed, and then said to Su Shi: "Young man, don't slip your head, be firm." ”
Su Shi's heart was relieved, and he said: "Bao Xiang, the lower officials don't slip their heads, you and Wen Yanbo back then...... Woowoo woo ......"
Shen An covered Su Shi's mouth and smiled at Bao Zhengyu: "This person's brain often twitches, it is said that it is a problem when he was a child......
Bao Zhengwan said: "The old man and Wen Yanbo are friends, so there is no need to hide anything. ”
He poured himself a drink and drank it slowly, his expression gradually calming down.
"People are afraid, they are afraid of the dark since they were young, they are afraid of things when they are older, and then they are afraid of being alone...... That's why I don't give up my parents......"
Shen An and Su Shi listened quietly.
This is Bao Zheng's confession, no, no, no, it is a summary of his life, you have to listen to it carefully, it can be regarded as learning.
Bao Zheng finished drinking the wine in the bowl, and when he was about to pour the wine, a hand stretched out on the side, but it was the shopkeeper.
He smiled, "The old man didn't have any ambitions when he stepped into officialdom, he just wanted to see ......"
It's just a mess!
When this word spreads, it will probably cause a shock.
Bao Zheng used to be an official because he wanted to make a living?
I'll go!
We're all looking at the wrong person!
"What you say is very true, much better than those who are full of righteousness, morality, and loyalty."
Su Shi broke out the famous sentence again, and the shopkeeper nodded and praised: "Su Yushi's villain agrees, and Bao Xiang is true." ”
Bao Zheng smiled and drank another bowl of wine.
This time it was Su Shi who poured him wine.
"Later......" Bao Zheng showed a look of reminiscence, "Later, the old man has been an official for many years, and he has seen too much chaos, life and death, wealth and poverty...... Then I gradually became numb......"
When the official sees too much of this, he will eventually give birth to the idea that everything is an ant.
But then ...... Later, the old man saw the arrogance of the Liao people and the arrogance of the Western Xia people. Bao Zheng's eyes were more violent, "The old man woke up, and was stunned to find that Da Song was so weak that he could even roar at Jiaozhi...... The old man finally woke up, knowing that if the Great Song Dynasty didn't work hard and forge ahead, the tragedy of the Han and Tang Dynasties would repeat itself......"
He looked at Su Shi and said, "At that time, it was your performance, and the old man thought about whether Anbei was playing ghosts, and sure enough." Hahahaha! ”
Su Shi and Shen An looked at each other, only to know that all this was hidden in Lao Bao's eyes.
"That's it, Bao Shou has been a little naughty lately, and the old man just went home to clean him up."
Bao Zheng got up and suddenly asked, "It was said that the important ministers were impeached on the 10th, is it Wu Ji?" ”
"Yes." Su Shi got up and stood with his hands tied.
Bao Zheng exhaled and moved his waist comfortably, "That person...... It's too deep, too calculating, it's not for the official's material, it's okay to do business. ”
Burst!
At this time, someone from outside came in, and when he saw Bao Zheng, he saluted, "Bao Xiang, the imperial doctor has arrived at the house......
Bao Zheng nodded, "The old man will come soon." ”
……
Su Shi's eyes were slanted, and the horse kept snorting all the way, and when he arrived outside the Yushi Terrace, Menzi, who had been waiting for a long time, turned around and shouted: "Su Yushi is back." ”
Then he came over and diligently helped Su Shi dismount.
"Su Yushi, you can actually drink with Bao Xiang? Our people in the Imperial Observatory are envious of death......"
"Who died?"
Su Shi staggered off the horse, and many officials came out of it, all with smiles.
Su Shi burped and said drunkenly, "Who died?" ”
Those smiles froze on his face, and Menzi quickly explained: "It's because I envy you for dying...... No, no, no, the villain's mouth is envious to death. ”
"...... to Death"
Su Shi arched his hand at those colleagues who came out, "There is a ten-day holiday, so it is not a violation." ”
This goods had been thinking about this all the way, and Wu Ji, who came out, said with a smile: "Yes, I personally promised it." ”
"Serving the Imperial ......"
Su Shi staggered over, and Wu Ji smiled: "You impeached Bao Xiang, Bao Xiang was elegant, and he actually drank with you, why is this?" ”
The specific content of Su Shi's impeachment of Bao Zheng has not been leaked, so the top and bottom of the Yushi Platform are itching and waiting for Su Shi to come back.
Su Shi burped and said with a smile: "That...... I drank too much and forgot. ”
Wu Ji said with a smile: "Help Su Shi go in and make tea." ”
Su Shi was helped in, and Wu Ji turned around, his face gloomy.
Ma Dan, Bao Zheng didn't bother Su Shi, so Su Shi was successful this time.
He actually succeeded!
Who dares to impeach Bao Zheng in these years?
Most of the impeachments became cannon fodder and were defeated under Bao Zheng's saliva, but Su Shi succeeded.
This is a great encouragement for Yushitai, which can be called a great achievement.
And Su Shi, who made meritorious contributions, was obviously accepted by his colleagues.
"Su Shi, please drink when you go back!"
"Well said...... Don't leave without getting drunk! If you don't get drunk, you won't return......" Su Shi relaxed, and his colleagues who supported him on both sides set him up at once.
The feeling of walking without touching the ground was so good that Su Shi was proud.
"Your poetry essay...... Actually, I admired it, but you used to be a bit annoying when you spoke, so I couldn't say it well. ”
"Hahahaha!" Su Shi suddenly laughed, and said proudly: "Anbei said that a certain poem can be suppressed for hundreds of years......"
This Nima cow pen is skyrocketing!
Colleagues hated it, and Yang Jinian, who had been silent, said: "Su Shi is innocent, not fake." ”
"Yes! What to say, without the city, is much better than those who have to turn a few turns in their minds to say a word. ”
When everyone thought about it, it was true, "I'd rather be friends with real villains than be colleagues with hypocrites." ”
Yang Jinian coughed dryly, glanced at Wu Ji and said, "Do things in a dignified manner, like Su Shi is the best." If you have something, you will not say anything if you are troubled, and you will have to go on the scalp, this is the responsibility! ”
"Yes!"
Someone pandered: "Su Shi is a real person, much better than some people...... Belch! ”
Nima!
Everyone was looking at him, and then glanced at Wu Ji, who was as usual, thinking that you are mending the knife!
Yang Jinian's words just now were ridiculing Wu Ji, saying that he was yin, and if it was Shen An, he would add two words.
Old Yin Bi!
Yang Jinian is mad!
This old imperial historian who didn't deal with people much in the Imperial History Observatory didn't get involved in these things at all in the past, but today he made an exception.
Why?
None of you are stupid, just guess.
Wu is extremely difficult for Su Shi, but he is still targeting Shen An in his bones, Su Shi is unlucky and embarrassed, and Shen An is almost the same.
Are you making things difficult for my son-in-law?
Hehe!
Think I'm honest?
Then this honest man will give you a look today.
And it's given to you on the spot.
How?
Wu Ji's face had no place to rest, and he said coldly: "Yang Jinian...... What do you mean by that? ”
He felt that Yang Jinian would be vague, but Yang Jinian turned around slowly and said indifferently: "It's not interesting, that is, the calculation is too boring, and the city government is too deep and boring......"
Nima!
Yang Jinian is really crazy!
It's scary for honest people to suddenly go berserk.
The crowd couldn't help but be shocked.
……
The honest man got angry and begged for a monthly pass.