"In the battle of Yashan, almost the entire army of the Great Song Dynasty was wiped out, Lu Xianggong committed suicide by throwing himself into the sea, 100,000 soldiers and civilians followed him by sea, and the rest were unwilling to be enslaved by barbarians, and they all fled overseas. Some went east to the Wa Kingdom, and some went to the South Seas, and grandpa's father was one of them! ”

"Oh, I see!" Lao Zhu thought thoughtfully, "I heard that a group of Song people fled to Java Island, and supported Lu Xianggong's youngest son Lu Zili as the leader, and established a small country called Shunta State, dedicated to restoring the Song Dynasty. The old layman is a person from Shunta country? ”

I didn't expect there to be such a thing, it's really hard to make up nonsense! Java Island is said to be far away, but it is not close, and there are Hu merchants coming and going, if Lao Zhu really asks people to check, he can really find it.

Madu pretended to be calm and said: "Grandpa said that the fleet where his father and grandfather were in encountered a hurricane at sea, and drove with the tide on the vast sea for almost two months before reaching a huge island, when there were only a few thousand people left, the island was surrounded by the sea, and there was no way out, so he had no choice but to settle on the sea." ”

"What island? How long did it take a month or two? ”

"The island has no name, there are no four seasons on the island, only summer, rich in melons, fruits and sugar cane. There are also some wild people on the island who are barbaric and untamed, and they have been ruthlessly rectified before they become honest, and later the island was named 'Hawaii'. ”

The current Hawaii should not be called Hawaii, this island is fictional by Madu anyway, and I guarantee that you will never find it.

"Hawaii? With Huaxia Wei Barbarian, a good name! Lao Zhu nodded. If later generations of Lao Mei heard it, they could explain it like this, and they didn't know how they would feel.

Lao Zhu asked again, "Since it is a mortal fetus of flesh and blood, why does it have the ability to fly to the sky?" ”

"Hawaii Island is surrounded by the vast sea, although there are abundant products and no worries about famine, but after all, it is an overseas wilderness, there are many wild men and beasts, everyone misses the homeland of the Central Plains, or hopes to reunite with other overseas Song people, and sends ships to the sea from time to time to find a way out."

Ma Dajia asked, "Failed?" ”

Ma Du nodded, "The vast sea is boundless, and there are often hurricanes and rains, and nine out of ten of the ships sent out cannot return. In desperation, thousands of Song people had no choice but to continue living on the island. ”

"What does that have to do with Feitian?"

Ma Du smiled: "Brother-in-law, don't worry, listen to me slowly." Although the island of Hawaii is rich in products, there are tens of thousands of cannibal savages and countless ferocious beasts......"

"Oh, those wild people eat people!" Ma Dajia couldn't help but cover his mouth.

People eat people, not to mention the wild islands, even the Central Plains has more of them, and Lao Zhu is not surprised, "Then how to live and protect yourself?" He frowned, as if he was very worried about those remnants of the Great Song Dynasty, and it seemed that he had entered the story arranged by Ma Du.

"I'm not afraid of my brother-in-law's jokes, most of the thousands of Song people are craftsmen and family members in the army, and they are not good at fighting. And although those savages were wrapped in straw skirts and hunted with wooden sticks, they were vigorous and flexible, and there were many people, and they were not afraid of death when they fought with them, so those Song people often suffered losses when they clashed with them. That's why people are in a hurry to leave the island. ”

Ma Dajia asked worriedly: "What happened later?" ”

"Later, I stumbled upon those savages and beasts who were afraid of firearms, but the firearms in their hands were limited at that time, so they had arquebuses."

Lao Zhu sighed, "It turns out that this is how the arquebus came from." ”

Ma Du nodded, "The harsh environment, the pressure of survival can always force people to keep improving, not to mention that they are skilled craftsmen in the army, in the accumulation of a hundred years, they have worked hard, kept improving, and accumulated countless essence wisdom, they have smelted more tough and rusty iron, they have made sharper firearms, they have made telescopes that can see farther, they can swim in the water ironclad ships, and the amazing Lai brothers have made an airplane that travels in the air!" ”

Lao Zhu slapped the table and stood up, Ma Du was startled and thought that Lao Zhu had found a flaw, who knew that Lao Zhu said excitedly: "Where are the brothers here!" This king personally went to please! ”

"Don't worry, listen to my brother slowly."

"I'm so anxious, what are they doing with these sharp firearms, planes, and ironclads? It's not just about dealing with those wild people. ”

"Of course not, in the face of sharp firearms, the obedient savages are indoctrinated as subjects, and the disobedient are slaves. They do this, of course, to get home! ”

"Home?" The stiffness on Lao Zhu's face flashed, and he asked with a smile: "Should you restore the country?"

"Brother-in-law is wise!" Madu bowed slightly.

Lao Zhu was overjoyed, "Great, now that my Great Song Dynasty has occupied half of the south of the Yangtze River, if they help, I want to recover my hometown and regain the glory of the past!" ”

Ma Du looked at Lao Zhu and hesitated for a while, "This Song of yours seems to be surnamed Han, not Zhao." ”

Of course, Han Shantong's father and son are surnamed Han, but when they rebelled, they played the banner of Zhao Song, Lao Han said that he was the eighth grandson of Song Huizong, and Liu Futong also said that he was the descendant of Liu Guangshi, the Song general.

"Talk nonsense again, let your sister clean you up!" Lao Zhuhu had a grimace, but there was a hint of banter in his tone, obviously not taking Ma Du's words to heart, "No matter which Song it is, everyone wants to drive the Tartars away and restore my Han family." ”

Ma Du shook his head and sighed: "I'm afraid they don't have this opportunity, and I'm afraid that this important task is only shouldered by my brother-in-law, because they are all dead." ”

"Dead!?" Lao Zhu was surprised, "How could they all be dead?" Who killed them? ”

"It's God!" Ma Du said with a heavy face: "The earth is shaking violently, the volcano on the island is constantly spitting hot magma, countless dust and smoke are filled in the sky to cover the sky and the sun, and the most terrible thing is the violent tsunami, like the waves of the mountains surging and rushing to the island, overlapping and stretching endlessly, the surging tide floods the entire island, and all the people and things on it are swept into the bottomless abyss......" Ma Du tried his best to describe a terrible apocalyptic scene.

Lao Zhu was surprised: "Tsunami? And such a terrible disaster! ”

"What a pathetic!" Ma Dajia wiped the corners of his eyes, "When the concubine used to read the "Book of Han", she remembered that there was a record of 'the North Sea overflowed, and the people were killed', and the eight achievements were the tsunami that Adi said, and it might be even more terrifying on the lonely island." ”

Madu explained: "I heard from my grandfather that this tsunami is extremely rare because of an undersea earthquake. ”

Ma Dajia nodded, "That's it, it is also recorded in the Han Book that the overflow of the North Sea is born with the movement of the ground." ”

Lao Zhu said with emotion: "I didn't expect that there would be such a group of overseas lonely loyalists in the Song Dynasty...... What a pity! Lao Zhu said very sadly, but Ma Du vaguely heard a hint of schadenfreude, "That old layman?" ”

"At that time, my grandfather was taking a plane to find his way back to the Central Plains, so he escaped the disaster, and when he returned, there was less than 10% of the huge island that could be compared to several states, and less than 100 of the 20,000 or 30,000 residents on the island survived."

"I heard my grandfather say that it was seventeen or eighteen years ago, and after this catastrophe, the survivors have lost the idea of returning, and most of them spend their lives on the island. Grandpa is the only one who has been looking for a way back. It wasn't until more than ten years ago that my grandfather found the right route, rescued me in the Jianghuai area, and took me to Hawaii to raise me.

Lao Zhu asked again: "And then?" ”

"Then when I was older, my grandfather taught me to read and write, and I remember when I was younger, my grandfather had a lot of friends and taught me a lot of miscellaneous things. When I was older, my grandfather took me to the Central Plains to travel, so that I should not forget that I am of Chinese blood, but unfortunately everywhere I went was ruined...... Hey......" Madu sighed deeply, "I'm afraid I won't be able to go back." ”

Ma Dajia gently stroked Ma Du's back, "Brother, don't be sad, there is also Sister Brother"

Lao Zhu twisted his beard and said, "Brother, can't you make an artifact like your sharp firearm or an airplane?" ”

"It is something that countless skilled craftsmen have been exploring for decades, and in the case of airplanes, they can only fly a few miles at the beginning, and often fall down until they can travel thousands of miles in a day, and they have experienced countless failures and attempts in the middle, and it is impossible to achieve it overnight. The younger brother is young, and what he has learned is miscellaneous, and a lot of knowledge has been involved, but he hasn't learned for a long time, and he only learns a superficial one, except for the subset of scripture and history, except for the subset of scripture and history, no one has taught me this. Ma Du was very afraid that Lao Zhu would force him to build an airplane, so he quickly rejected his thoughts.

Lao Zhu is a little iron-clad, "You kid, you don't have all the good learning, you're blind, and the words are written like a dog, and there are many mistakes, let me say what about you!" ”

"You have wronged the little brother, the ugly words of the little brother are true, that is, he has not used a brush since he was a child, and the words are not written wrong, because this is how grandpa taught, of course, it is not that grandpa taught it wrong. Because that's how it's written in Hawaii. Ma Du dipped his fingers in the wine and wrote a horse character in simplified and traditional Chinese on each table.

"Brother-in-law, please see, this is the word used in the Central Plains, and this is the word used in Hawaii."

"It's really not ugly when it's written in general, but why is it written like that in Hawaii?"

Ma Du smiled: "Because it is easy to learn, it is also easy to write." ”

"Learning is learning, how can it be changed because it is convenient." The husband and wife complained together, not only did the two of them have good heads, but they were also very powerful, and they also quoted scriptures, so that Ma Du didn't know how to fight back.

Ma Dajia slapped the table, "You don't want to go to the iron mine to do things, and from tomorrow you will follow Mr. Song to study and learn calligraphy." ”

When I was in junior high school and high school, a piece of classical Chinese could make Ma Du's head as big as a fight, and now I want to learn a subset of scriptures and history, so I might as well kill him.

Lao Zhu said: "You always have to learn something, we talked to you just now, and when I saw your ignorant appearance, I knew that you didn't understand." Otherwise, in the future, others will ridicule and ridicule you, and you may not be able to give up your hands with a smile on others, and those who read books will be detrimental to their words. You also have to practice your words, and you can't let everyone in the world follow you to learn Hawaiian words. ”

Listening to the meaning of Lao Zhu's words, he has a lot of experience in suffering from scholars, no wonder he studies so hard.

Ma Du said with a smile: "Who said that everyone in the world can't learn simplified Chinese, and when my brother-in-law becomes the emperor, the next holy decree will be completed." ”

Lao Zhu scolded with a smile: "Nonsense again, hurry up and take a shower to sober up!"

Ma Du took the opportunity to leave, let out a long breath out of the house, and said in his heart: "I hope Lao Zhu is satisfied with my story." ”

Lao Zhu in the house squeaked, drank another glass of wine, and said to himself: "Brother's story is really good! ”

"Story?" Ma Dajia was stunned, "Don't you believe what Brother said." ”

"No one knows what he says is true, and certainly no one knows what he says is false."

A point of light suddenly reflected on Lao Zhu's chest, Lao Zhu looked up, and saw an object in Ma Da's hand, reflecting the sunlight into the house, dazzling like a supreme treasure.

"Concubine, here's the evidence!" Ma Dajia let the point of light shake in front of Lao Zhu's body, "Isn't there also that over there?" ”

"Haha......" Lao Zhu smiled and nodded frequently.

Eat a little too much at noon, Ma Du only drank a bowl of porridge at night, before going to bed, Ma Dajia asked her personal little maid to send Ma Du pen, ink, paper, inkstone and two books, the little maid also told Ma Du to let him follow Zhu Biao to class the next day.

Look at the title of the book, flip through the contents of the book, Ma Du is very big, he can't imagine that he will learn the Four Books and Five Classics one day, I heard that Song Lian is a kind elder, he should get along very well......

Ma Du fell asleep in a daze, but he didn't expect to have a night of spring dreams with "Mencius" on his pillow that night, maybe the old man Yasheng wanted Ma Du to deeply experience the phrase "color eating".

What's more important is that the woman in the dream is not the Sichuan girl, nor is she the green child who recommended the bed warmer assistant to her, but the woman who is dressed as a man in Qinhuai River, although there is only one side, but the impression left on Ma Du is too deep.

The woman's face and figure are not bad, even if they are placed in the photos of beauties who are processed by makeup covering software in later generations, it is not bad at all, and the live broadcast of the anti-sky appearance is absolutely popular all over the Internet, yes, Ma Du is so vulgar, he just likes Internet celebrity faces!

Such a beauty, why didn't she take her home as a wife in the first place. Thinking about how he cheered for Lao Liu with Zhang Wuliu at that time, and asked Lao Liu to "beat her", Ma Du couldn't wait to knock himself into amnesia again.

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