The Touyu Feast was just the beginning, and it was too early for their group of meat eaters to end this meeting.

Yesterday was a military parade and a head fish feast, so today is a head deer feast.

The Liao Emperor would send a million male divisions to drive hundreds or thousands of deer from the nearby grasslands and concentrate them in a small area and besiege them, except to let the Liao Emperor and the powerful people of the clan enter the "hunting ground" to break through.

So this is their record of bravery.

This time Xiao Lina and they were very happy, the range is very small, and there are a lot of deer, the two of them usually like to be sudden, and this time they have the best luck, they closed their eyes and shot a fawn.

After shooting the fawn, the other deer ran away for their lives, but an old doe did not run, and it seemed to be crying, throwing itself on the carcass of the fawn and waiting for death.

At this time, the maternal brilliance of the two young ladies began to play again, and they were moved together, so they said loudly: "Let this deer go, don't shoot them." ”

Damn, who cares about the feelings of the two of them, the people here are a group of black-bellied people, all of them are the rhythm of taking advantage of your illness to kill you, the two young ladies can't finish talking, the so-called persimmon is soft, and for a while, the sky full of arrow rain flew over, and the old doe fell to the ground after being hit by a hundred and ten arrows.

Then a group of people laughed and said, "My emperor is martial and wise, and this first arrow must have been shot by my emperor."

Emperor Liao's face was slightly red, but he didn't know where his arrows went.

Seeing this situation, the two young ladies threw their bows and arrows on the ground with tears in their eyes, indicating that the old men would stop playing, and they rode away angrily.

High in the sky, five handsome Hai Dongqing were circling and chirping, signaling to their owners: the deer herd was migrating to the southeast.

Then after Hai Dongqing's intelligence was translated by the falconer, a group of current strategists began to talk on paper, suggesting how the emperor should transfer troops, how to arrange troops, how to arrange troops, how to do it, and make it look like the real thing, and it really looks like the strategic intelligence staff department planning a large-scale battle.

Emperor Tianzuo is still under his subordinate marshal generals to plan the strategy, he just looked up, looking at the free soaring Hai Dongqing in the sky, feeling very open, life is like this.

In short, Emperor Tianzuo likes Hai Dongqing and loves them to death.

The strategists under his command are still arguing about the "tactics of war".

In fact, if you want an egg, you know exactly where the deer are running, and it's not over if you chase after you. This is Ah Guta's idea, but it is inconvenient to say it to ruin the fun.

That's how the bones fought in history, he was chasing the Liao Imperial Front Chinese Army, a true warrior fight, so after that point collapsed, it was the butterfly effect, and hundreds of thousands of heroes collapsed without a fight.

At some point, Emperor Tianzuo muttered, "It would be great if I could soar in the sky like Haidongqing, free and easy." ”

Lao Xiao, who was accompanying him, moved his mind, and remembered that yesterday's Song State delegation with Gao Fangping as the core sent something called "hot air balloons".

In fact, Lao Xiao has been trying to find a way from beginning to end, wanting Emperor Liao to love the playthings outside Shanghai Dongqing, but he has been suffering from the fact that there are no suitable magical playthings. Now, Lao Xiao smiled secretly in his heart, he knew that Gao Fangping's shot must be a high-quality product, and that thing must be very magical, but unfortunately obviously after yesterday's head fish banquet, everyone had forgotten about it.

Lao Xiao felt that the opportunity had come, and he wanted to find Gao Fangping as soon as possible to ask for an operating manual, so as to invite credit to Emperor Liao......

Xiao's Lilan didn't want to participate in their head deer banquet, and he didn't want to look at that mocking court so decadent anymore. So after the head fish banquet, she also picked her son and returned to the palace.

The gifts that were paid yesterday by various countries and ministries were all delivered to the palace according to the gift list.

At that time, Emperor Liao leaned on Mao Mei's soft body and was intoxicated, and at the same time, he generously said, "The queen has worked hard, you can choose what you like these gifts."

So with a sense of revenge, this Xiao's Lilan is looking for a dazzling array of things, she has no shortage of pearl agate or something, in fact, she likes novelty like Emperor Liao.

In the end, he set his eyes on the large boxes that the Song Kingdom had paid tribute to, and opened them to see that they were some messy accessories or something, neither gold nor silver, and they couldn't see anything valuable. However, the instructions are written to make people fly happily.

Immediately, a subordinate said that this must be Gao Fangping's nonsense and bragging, he is stingy and can't give away valuable things, so he got some weird things to fool people.

Everyone knows that except for Hai Dongqing, other things have never been seen by His Majesty, and the tributes from various countries and ministries in previous years are actually just an expression of their hearts, and the Liao Emperor will never carefully count what there is, so many things are either piled up in the treasury to eat ashes, or after the limelight, they are taken by traitors and clan children to greedy ink.

"Say so, but this palace always thinks that Gao Fangping is a strange person, he dares to give away things that are not gold, silver and jewelry, and he speaks wildly, there must be a reason, in short, you study it and see how this thing is used." Shaw's Lilan ordered.

So everyone, including Jerod's sledgehammer, was worried, and they looked at those simple things and scratched their heads, of course, they wanted to break their heads and had no conclusion.

Finally, in the evening, Xiao's Lilan was furious and sent Yelu out with a sledgehammer: "Go and give that Gao Fangping to the palace...... He was invited, and if he didn't come, he would have tied it up. ”

"He was the first person to slip away in the first fish banquet yesterday, and he is now hiding in his Song State embassy, which is theoretically his Song country's territory, will it be ...... for us to do this" Ye Luyuan hesitated with a very witty look.

"No, I'm a woman, I'm not sensible, he's the prime minister, he can row in his stomach, he will understand the palace." Xiao's Lilan said strongly.

She felt that yesterday's kind of fantasy scene where the egg hurt to the limit could happen, and she was stunned to let Xiao Gao and Lao Xiao, the two traitors, steal the sky and change the day to make that scene, only they could not set fire to the palace and not light the lamp, the old lady is the queen of Da Liao, why can't she be willful.

So the time was dark, but Gao Fangping was invited to the palace for tea.

Seeing that he Xiao Gao was so heartless, looking like he hadn't woken up yet, Xiao's Lilan said: "You don't need to pretend to be garlic like this, how can such a delicate person in this palace be blinded by you." Yesterday you looked bold, but in fact, the side of your seat was all wet. ”

Gao Fangping said embarrassedly: "The minister doesn't know what Niangniang means. ”

Xiao's Lilan scolded: "It means that every time you raise your glass and look at drinking, you actually pour the wine on the ground behind you, and you are the only one who spoils the famous wine so much, unlike a man, who can't drink wine." If people know, you are not giving His Majesty face. ”

Damn, my brother hates not drinking and saying that I don't give face, and the only person who says this is not to give me little high face.

However, thinking about it this way, Gao Fangping continued to talk nonsense: "Niangniang's fiery eyes are amazing, and they really shine on every blind corner, so that everything is boring and has nothing to hide......"

"You're talking nonsense, and this palace will announce your ugly thing." Shaw's Lilan interrupted.

"Okay, mother, what conditions do you want to help me hide it." Gao Fangping Road.

"Is it really true that the things that you paid tribute to the Song Kingdom that can make people fly, aren't they just joking?" Xiao's Lilan asked curiously.

Gao Fangping shook his hand with a very unbeaten look: "No, don't misunderstand, that's really a fool of people, how can I make people fly, isn't that the usual method used by traitors to fool people, there are still many Taoist priests refining the elixir of immortality in the court of our Song Kingdom, who believes who is a fool." ”

Xiao's Lilan smiled, "But no matter what you say, this palace also thinks that you are a strange person, and you must not be untargeted." You are a responsible person who speaks responsibly. ”

Gao Fangping said in horror: "Am I as good as my mother's description?" ”

Xiao's Lilan said: "You are waiting for Lao Xiao to take the head-scratch and let him be in the limelight, yes or no?" Don't think that this palace is a woman, just fool. ”

Gao Fangping really meant this, but when he heard Feixiang, everyone else laughed and laughed, just like Zhang Huaisu, who was known as Jin Dan Xiuwei, was also arrested and killed by Gao Fangping, everyone laughed and laughed. But helplessly, Xiao's Lilan is she serious?

"Or else." Xiao's Lilan made a lovely beauty, and hesitated: "You and I make a bet." ”

"Gambling is bad, I rarely gamble." Gao Fangping said, "Then I hate to say that if I don't gamble, I won't give face." ”

"Gotta bet." Xiao's inner bottom scolded: "Your Majesty said that these things are chosen by the palace at will, and if they are selected, they are mine, so I can deal with them." So let's gamble: If you can make this palace fly as promised, this palace will promise you a condition, no matter what, I will help you with the sword mountain and the sea of fire. If you can't fly, I will let you burn these things with your own eyes, not only will you not succeed in the conspiracy of letting you and Lao Xiao bewitch Your Majesty, but this palace will also tell you about right and wrong and say that you are lying to confuse the public and deceive Your Majesty with vulgar things. ”

"Can you really win a promise from your mother?" Gao Fangping Road.

Xiao's Lilan couldn't help but say deflatedly: "Hearing you say this, it seems that this ghost thing can really fly." In this way, this palace really owes you a favor? ”

"Niangniang, you know, I was persecuted, and I didn't take the initiative to betray Lao Xiao this time." Gao Fangping Road.

Xiao couldn't help but laugh at the bottom of the sneer: "You scumbag, why can't people hate you all the time?" Why is there such a big gap between people and people, that Goryeo Wang Mata was teased and humiliated like this, in fact, you and him are similar in shape, this palace was thinking about it yesterday, if you Gao Fangping was called to dance, would you be ridiculed? ”

Gao Fangping shook his head and said: "I won't, no matter how bad I go up and jump, Lao Xiao will take the lead in applauding, saying that it is art, innovation, and courage." The essence is that Wang Yu is a weakling, and he has not been able to lead the army like me to have a record in the southern and northern wars. In fact, no one dares to laugh at a great demon king like me, who has killed hundreds of thousands of people with his own hands. ”

Xiao's Lilan nodded, stopped pulling the calves, and pointed to the scattered and huge parts and said, "Hurry up and let the palace fly." ”

Gao Fangping said: "It's late today, and when the sun is shining tomorrow and choosing an auspicious one, the minister will definitely let Niangniang fly, so as to win your commitment and respect for me." ”

Xiao's Lilan smiled: "As long as you really show your sincerity and don't fool the palace, even if you can't fly, the palace will remember your goodness." However, you are not sincere at all, and even if you fly, you are a treacherous person with sinister intentions, an enemy of the world. ”

Gao Fangping felt very hurt to be slandered in front of him, and pretended to be sullen to say goodbye to the queen, and then was placed under house arrest in the imperial city residence......