Chapter 50: Cowardly Shen An
The county king's mansion was very lively, and Shen An was surrounded with a basket of braised pig's feet.
"What is this?"
Zhao Yunrang has many children and grandchildren, which can make Zhao Zhen squirt blood, and can also make Shen An feel dazzled.
"It's pig's feet."
"Pig's feet?"
A group of men and women who were in their thirties and four or five years old at the youngest were amazed.
"Who's going to eat this?"
The top ingredient of the Great Song Dynasty is mutton, and pork is something outside the eighteenth line, which is not eaten by ordinary rich people and people with status.
Su Shi made a Dongpo meat and wrote poems to ridicule, but he was actually poor.
At that time, he still had to open up wasteland and farm land in Huangzhou, and mutton was a luxury, so he had to start with pork.
"Ahem!"
Two dry coughs came, and these men and women stood with their hands tied, as if they had met a leader who came to check the post.
An old man walked slowly, spitting on the way.
His brows furrowed tightly, looking a little bitter and hateful.
"What are you doing standing here?"
The old man glanced at these people lightly, and suddenly shouted, "Get out!" ”
This group of people immediately dispersed, and Shen An also knew his identity, so he put down the basket, bowed down and said, "I've seen the county king." ”
Zhao Yunrang glanced at Shen An and asked, "What's in the basket?" ”
Shen An said: "Pig's trotters." ”
"I said pig's feet before, but now I say pig's trotters, the old man's children and grandchildren are all fooled by you and don't know what to say, Shen An, what crime should you be guilty of!"
Shen An was stunned and said: "The kid is called a pig's foot at home!" ”
"So are you still respecting the old man?"
"How dare you do that?"
The two exchanged a few words, and Zhao Zhongjun on the side looked foggy.
Zhao Yunrang slapped him on the shoulder and shouted, "Go make tea!" ”
Shen An's cheeks twitched, thinking to himself that this kid was beaten by himself and Zhao Yunrang in turn, would there be any problems in the future?
The two of them went to the side hall one after the other, and Zhao Yunrang walked steadily, not old.
After going in and sitting down, Zhao Zhongjun was making tea on the side, looking nervous.
Zhao Yunrang saw that Shen An was not panicking, so he said: "The young man can be calm in front of the old man, you are the second." ”
According to custom, Shen An should ask who the first one is.
But he didn't ask, just watched Zhao Zhongjun making tea.
The tea paste was washed by boiling water, Zhao Zhongjun was still stirring with something, and it began to rise and fall, and then the tea powder and white foam floated on the surface, looking at some ancient pictures.
Zhao Zhongjun happily sent the teacup over, and Shen An thanked him, but refused to drink it.
Zhao Yunrang picked up the teacup and looked at the group composed of tea powder, as if he was intoxicated.
He sniffed for a while, and then sighed: "The old man used to drink dragon and phoenix group tea, and he mixed it into tea paste to brew, and he thought it was supremely delicious." Later, Zhong Gong gave the old man the tea you said once, which was fragrant and long, and the aftertaste was endless. Watching the tea leaves float and sink in the water is like a human life...... Interesting. ”
Shen An glanced at Zhao Zhongjun on the side, and Zhao Zhongjun subconsciously tilted his head.
Zhao Yunrang looked at this scene and suddenly asked: "Your temperament is not bad, you must want to help Shen Bian overturn the case, but how difficult it is." So young man, go to the imperial examination. When you stand outside the Donghua Gate, it will not be far from the day you think. ”
Shen An smiled and said, "How difficult it is for thousands of troops and horses to squeeze on that single-plank bridge. The kid only wants to take his sister to live in Bianliang. ”
Zhao Yunrang nodded and said, "That's the best." ”
This is the end of the interview.
Shen An got up to say goodbye, and Zhao Yun asked Zhao Zhongjun to send off the guests.
"I'm sorry."
Zhao Zhongjun was very frustrated and uneasy all the way, and when he got out of the gate, Shen An patted him on the shoulder and said, "This is Lao Cheng, you have to learn something." ”
Zhao Zhongyan went back blankly, thinking about Shen An's search for young Chinese people, he still felt unreliable at that time, but Shen An said that the old people were more greedy.
"The Liao people almost killed him, he should stand in front of the embassy, shame those civil and military in the court, and wash away his own humiliation by the way, otherwise how can his waist be straight in the future?"
Zhao Zhongjun remembered that his proposal to poison the Liao people was vetoed by Shen An, and he sighed like a little adult.
Zhao Yunrang took a sip of tea, and then said with a frown: "But where did you get so many young and handsome people, ...... back then?"
Zhao Zhongjun knew that his grandfather was despising Shen An, so he said: "Weng Weng, Bao Zheng asked Shen An not to mess around, otherwise he will definitely retaliate." ”
Somehow, Zhao Zhongjun always felt that Shen An was not pure and good on the outside, so he was full of confidence in him.
Zhao Yunrang waved his hand and said casually: "It's just a teenager, how many generals are there?" There are a few Yang invincible ......"
……
In the dead of night, in one of the best bedrooms of the Liao Embassy, the envoy sat cross-legged.
The moonlight outside the window shone miserably, and the bedroom was white.
The envoy solemnly clenched his fist and struck the Yin Tang with his joints, and when the twenty strokes were full, he pointed his fingers at the center of his eyebrows.
Gradually, his expression became more agitated.
The quiet room has more breathing sounds, and it is getting heavier......
……
Wang Tiande came, and after urging several times but still didn't get Shen An's plan, he came to Shen's house for the fifth time.
"The king is good."
Guoguo was slightly blessed, Wang Tiande said with a smile: "The little lady is becoming more and more loved, if it weren't for your refusal to give in, the old man would definitely have to snatch it home and raise it as a daughter." Or...... Shall we make a marriage? ”
Shen An snorted and said, "Lao Wang, with your virtue in the eyes of money, what good children and grandchildren can you teach?" ”
This is a polite statement, and if you are not welcome, Shen An will drive people away.
Wang Tiande chatted a few words, and then complained: "Those people outside look at the sale of some women's intimate clothes in our store, and they laugh at us for being women's confidants, I don't dare to go home like this, shame!" ”
"There's nothing wrong with the title of Friend of Women!"
Shen An touched his chin, but rejected Wang Tiande again.
"What are you worried about?"
Wang Tiande was a little angry: "The old man knows that you are an excuse, your head is full of whimsical ideas, as long as you take out a little bit, the old man will be satisfied, and then you will get most of the money you earn, why don't you do such a thing?" ”
Shen An said lightly: "As soon as the stir-fry and fragrant dew come out, then something comes out, Lao Wang, do you think Shen is a fairy or a monster?" ”
Wang Tiande was shocked, and blurted out: "The wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it." ”
Shen An couldn't help but scold: "Bullshit Mu Xiu Yu Lin. Money can't be earned, our fragrance can make money that makes those people blush in a month, and there is another one, that is, it is not red-eyed, but murderous. ”
This is envy, jealousy, hatred!
Wang Tiande realized that he had made a mistake, so he said with a smile: "Anbei, don't make a big move, why don't we think of a way to do it on a woman's body?" For example...... With something on the chest, you can't live without it underneath! ”
Shen An felt that this person was really a demon obstacle for money.
"That thing...... Are you embarrassed to sell? ”
He casually teased Wang Tiande.
"Of course you dare!"
I......
Shen An felt that he was afraid that he had overestimated Wang Tiande's discipline.
"I want to get you some pictures, and then you can find someone to do it yourself, but I won't get involved in the rest of the matter."
"Good, good! I'll take care of the rest. ”
In Wang Tiande's longing gaze, Shen An drew more than a dozen kinds of underwear......
"Don't say I painted it, otherwise we'll go our separate ways in the future."
Wang Tiande was already stunned by these bold shapes, and he didn't have the words to agree when he heard the words.