Chapter 307: The Emperor Is a Disease and Must Be Healed
"Your Majesty, your baby has been found!" Hai Ying held the skull bowl and turned around to send it to Emperor Zhizheng, Ma Du grabbed him by the collar, snatched the skull bowl in his hand, and looked at it carefully. That's right! That's half a skull.
Haiying was so frightened that he hurriedly hid beside Emperor Zhizheng, Emperor Zhizheng had a few days of easy life, and Li Wenzhong was polite to him, knowing that Ma Du was not the biggest official here, so he didn't take him seriously.
He slowly got up, walked up to Ma Du and said with a smile: "Don't be blinded by the golden jade, if I tell you what this thing is, you may be so frightened that you will throw it away immediately, and you will have nightmares at night, so give it back to me." ”
Ma Du sneered, "Isn't it just a skull, I used to touch more skulls than you!" ”
"Oh, it seems that you have a lot of guts!" Emperor Zhizheng was a little proud on his face: "But you must not know whose skull this is made of." ”
"That's what you usually play with?" Ma Du forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, "Tell me, whose skull is this." ”
Emperor Zhizheng sat back on the bed, stretched out his hand to his shoulder, pointed to the two dancing girls, one of them grabbed one shoulder and pinched it, "This matter is a long story, when my Great Yuan Shizu was a monk of Western Xia Yang Lian Zhenjia as the chief photographer of Jiangnan Buddhism, suffering from lack of money to build a temple, he stole the tomb of the emperor and the prince of the Song Kingdom.
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Yang Lian Zhenjia opened Song Lizong's coffin, saw that Song Lizong's body was not rotten and lay down to sleep, hung his body upside down and took out the night pearl in his mouth, drained the mercury in his abdomen, and also took his skull to make a drinking vessel, and dedicated it to the national teacher Ba Sipa. Later, it came to the hands of the ancestors and has been passed down to this day. My emperors of the Great Yuan Dynasty have liked it very much, and often use it to drink and entertain guests, I don't have this hobby, but it is indeed a good object to play with...... Yes! ”
Emperor Zhizheng covered his face and fell on the bed, looked at Ma Du incredulously, and asked in an incredulous tone: "You dare to beat me!" I am the Emperor! ”
Ma Du raised the skull bowl in his hand, "He's also the emperor!" You are worse than him, he didn't lose his country when he was alive. ”
"This has nothing to do with me, this skull bowl is not made by me, and I have never drunk with him!"
"You really don't have a little responsibility, just enjoy the inheritance left to you by your ancestors, but you don't help your ancestors carry the black cauldron." Ma Du looked at the skull bowl in his hand and said, "You should be glad that you haven't used him to drink, otherwise you might have died early like the ten emperors before you." Regardless of whether he is the emperor or not, your taking 80,000 yuan from him is in itself a blasphemy of life, and I am not wronged at all by slapping you! ”
"Hehe......" Emperor Zhizheng licked the blood from the corner of his mouth, "The ancestor is just leaving me a mess, I would rather die early than carry this black cauldron." Hum! If you do this, aren't you afraid that I will tell you in the right way? ”
"Afraid! I'm so scared! But if you do this, aren't you afraid that others will also dig up the ancestral grave of your son's family! ”
"Impossible!"
Ma Du grabbed Emperor Zhizheng's collar and said viciously: "Nothing is impossible!" Lao Tzu will go dig your family's ancestral grave now and use Kublai Khan's skull as a urinal! ”
Emperor Zhizheng didn't have the slightest fear, and laughed, "You stupid! We Mongolians can't even afford a grave when buried in a deep place, and I don't even know where the ancestral grave is! ”
Damn, I forgot about this stubble, and seeing Emperor Zhizheng laughing proudly, Ma Du was angry, and raised his hand to give Emperor Zhizheng a slap.
The emperor is a disease that can be cured.
Ma Du was willing to be Emperor Zhizheng's family doctor, first moved Emperor Zhizheng from the luxurious tent to the small tent, stripped off his full silk and satin, took away the dancing girl and attendants, and changed his diet from three meals a day of goat's milk and mutton to two meals a day of clear soup.
Li Wenzhong was very worried that Ma Du would kill Emperor Zhizheng, but Ma Du said: "When you were a child, you were not also a clear soup nest, and now you are not as strong as a cow." He is responsible for the sins you suffered when you were a child, and let him taste the hardships you suffered at that time. ”
Hearing Ma Du say this, Li Wenzhong really didn't care, but Emperor Zhizheng went on a hunger strike because of the big change in treatment. Since he wanted to go on a hunger strike, Madu would help him, and he wouldn't even give him a nest, if he really had the courage to die, he wouldn't be a prisoner.
Ma Du also called Chang Mao, Tang Ding and Gouzi to roast mutton in his tent, the aroma of the meat was overflowing, and Emperor Zhizheng's stomach could be heard rumbling through the tent.
In less than a day, Emperor Zhizheng couldn't stand it, he stood at the door of the tent and shouted: "Bring me food, you can't treat me like this, I am the emperor!" ”
Ma Du took the black pottery bowl and held it in front of him, and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, please eat!" ”
Looking at the two nests inside, Emperor Zhizheng was so angry that his chest rose and fell, but Ma Du said, "Your Majesty doesn't like it?" But you know that many people in the former Dayuan didn't even have to eat this! They can only eat a kind of soil called 'Guanyin soil', no matter how nice the name of this soil is, it is still soil after all, and they can't digest it in their stomachs, and finally they die of stomach swelling. Unlike those who starve to death, they can know what it's like to be fed before they die, and they may only have one chance in their lives. ”
Emperor Zhizheng's face changed when he heard this, and he didn't speak, took the head of the nest from Ma Du's hand, and turned around and entered the tent. Just when Emperor Zhizheng's "emperor disease" improved slightly, Chang Yuchun came.
When he received the good news that Li Wenzhong had captured Shangdu, Chang Yuchun was returning to Daning, preparing to attack Daning with Lan Yu's troops to deter Hana in Liaodong. After attacking Daning, he led an army of more than 80,000 troops to Shangdu, and received the news of the capture of Emperor Zheng halfway, so he hurriedly accelerated his march day and night.
The reason why it has been delayed for so long is that it was dragged down by the foot soldiers, and this time the foot soldiers seemed to be just to gain momentum, and they didn't play any role at all. I don't know what Lao Zhu thought at the beginning, if he had given Chang Yuchun 15,000 cavalry, plus 3,000 Shenji battalion troops, it would be more than enough.
Chang Yuchun came out of the tent of Emperor Zhizheng, and couldn't help but shake his head, "Where is like an emperor, like a rich man, it is far from the majesty of our emperor." "This is true, Lao Zhu is a dragon formed from a turtle after many mutations and tribulations, and it is no longer a normal species, and its power is naturally not comparable to that of a king of a dead country.
After reading Emperor Zhizheng, Chang Yuchun listened to the two of them report on the military situation in Dadu, and heard that they had collected 3,000 herdsmen for their own use, so they couldn't help but give a thumbs up, "You two still have the ability, Xu Tiande doesn't dare to fight with Mongolian captives easily." ”
Li Wenzhong said helplessly: "It's not that the soldiers are forced!" Now that the handsome man is here, we are both steady. ”
Chang Yuchun said: "I have read all the good news you sent, and I have put all the credit on my head." I am not so cheeky, and when I return to Yingtian, I will personally show the emperor the merits of the two of you. The emperor rewarded the merit and punished him, Xuan Zhong said it was good? ”