Chapter 465: Sit back and watch your jokes
Dead horses are not easy to decompose, and the longer they die, the more difficult they are to solve.
The peelers always like to tease newcomers, so when Zhao Zhongli squatted next to the dead horse, someone pulled out a bunch of intestines from the dead horse's stomach and threw it in front of his eyes.
Zhao Zhongjun closed his eyes in pain, but the fishy smell kept coming.
His chest and abdomen were constantly rising and falling, and the rhythm was chaotic.
Seeing that his body trembled, he gloated and said, "I'm going to vomit, I'm going to vomit......"
Zhao Zhongjun turned his face and opened his mouth: "Gross!" ”
Breakfast was all spit out, and the undigested content silenced the peelers.
The stripper who had just pulled out the horse's belly laughed and said, "Villain...... I'm sorry. ”
Zhao Zhongjun vomited all the breakfast, and he was a little annoyed, but it can be seen that these people have changed their faces, so their mood is half better.
He whispered about the point of dissection, and then asked for a short knife to learn how to peel the skin.
He knew that Shen An meant to let him peel the skin, that is, to be an ordinary person and experience the life of these people.
So he endured it with all his might, and he didn't wash his hands until the dead horses were all dismantled.
Those peelers felt that this young man was not bad, and one of them approached and said, "Xiao Langjun next time...... Just look at it. ”
Zhao Zhongjun was puzzled and said, "Why are you so good to so-and-so?" ”
Why are you so deferential? There has never been a breakfast in vain in the world, and Zhao Zhongjun felt that these peeling hands were a little strange.
Peeling his hands and laughing dryly: "Xiao Langjun...... There is mutton in breakfast, and Bianliang people can eat mutton for breakfast......"
Ordinary people can eat enough for breakfast, if you want to eat meat, the most is pork, as for mutton, the occasional meal is the New Year.
Zhao Zhongjun could see the contents of breakfast in the vomit just now, so this group of peelers was empty-hearted.
It's all human spirits! Zhao Zhongjun couldn't help but look at these peelers differently. Then I remembered the gobbling up when I ate mutton earlier, and I swallowed it without chewing it properly. After spitting it out, the shape is complete, and you can smell a smell of mutton.
When he went to the back, Zhao Zhongjun couldn't help but be angry when he saw that Shen An was dozing off.
I was dealing with dead cows and rotten horses outside, and I was vomited by the smell, so it's good for you to sleep well here.
"Brother Anbei!"
This is the duty room vacated by Cheng Xu, Shen An was sitting on a chair and napping, but he was startled by this sound, so he sat up straight suddenly, and opened his eyes blankly to look around.
"It's you!"
Shen An yawned and asked, "Finished peeling?" ”
Zhao Zhongyao's body had a fishy smell, he raised his hand to smell it, and said with a bitter face: "I don't know if I can wash it when I go home." Also, those peelers are all human spirits, and they can even look at what they spit out and assert that so-and-so's family is very good. ”
"Of course they're human spirits."
In the bottom of society, those who are not human spirits have long been cleaned up.
The so-called car and boat shop feet, innocent should be killed, these are the people who are talking about.
Seeing that he was leisurely, Zhao Zhongjun asked, "How should this matter be started?" ”
Shen An rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't worry, I'll talk about it after checking the accounts." ”
Zhao Zhongjun felt that he was too optimistic: "I'm afraid I can't find any problems when I check the accounts, right?" ”
Shen An nodded and said approvingly: "I definitely can't find any problems." This is the entry and exit of dead cows and rotten horses, how much corruption can be done? It's just a little greedy, and it's not easy to check. But...... As long as you start, the rest will naturally come to fruition. ”
"The beginning?"
"Yes!"
Shen An said very confidently: "The twelve people are all idle and boring, find a ...... to start"
This was a plan he had prepared a long time ago, but the morning passed, and still no one came.
Until noon, he still didn't see anyone turn himself in, Shen An laughed at himself: "It seems that the murderous reputation of a certain is still not enough!" ”
Zhao Zhongjun felt that this method was too passive: "Brother Anbei, you should take the initiative." ”
Shen An also felt that this was still the case, so he said: "You go and spread the word, the first one to turn himself in, and a certain guarantee that he is not guilty." ”
This is a bounty.
Zhao Zhongjun still felt useless, but he still went to pass the word.
As a future heir to the throne, Shen An asked him to do these jobs a bit eye-catching, and then he was stabbed to Zhao Zhen.
"Peel and cramp?"
"Yes, I threw up."
Zhao Zhen couldn't help but feel a little out of shape.
Dead cows and rotten horses!
You don't have to see it with your own eyes, just imagine it and feel disgusting.
But Shen An actually asked Zhao Zhongjun to do it, this heart is really ruthless.
Chen Zhongheng also felt that Shen An was too ruthless, so he said: "Didn't that little Langjun offend Shen An?" ”
Zhao Zhen shook his head and said with a complicated face: "This is to let him understand the people's feelings!" Because the emperor doesn't know the people's feelings, he will make jokes about why not eat minced meat. Knowing the people's feelings, the government can have a target......"
Chen Zhongheng said in surprise: "That's a good thing? ”
"Of course it's a good thing."
Zhao Zhen said with some embarrassment: "Back then...... The father is not available, he is still stubborn, and no one teaches him. ”
It's not that Zhenzong is not empty, but he has completely turned into a stubborn madman.
He thought that he was a famous monarch through the ages, so he sealed Zen, carried out a big ceremony, and tossed the originally wealthy Song Dynasty into a half-crippled. Most of the responsibility for redundant officials and redundant expenses lies on the true sect.
Zhao Zhen was an only son back then, and his father was an emperor with some problems, so he felt lonely in his childhood and adolescence. But Zhao Zhongjun has a mentor and friend by his side, which makes him a little envious.
"If I had a few mentors and friends back then, I wouldn't have been suppressed by the Queen Mother for so long."
As soon as Zhenzong left, Zhao Zhen was still young, so Liu E covered the sky with one hand......
These are the secrets of the royal family, Chen Zhongheng felt weak when he heard it, and couldn't help but say pitifully: "The official, the minister didn't hear anything." ”
Zhao Zhen said angrily: "I don't have to kill people yet!" ”
Chen Zhongheng was a little joking, he just wanted to make him relaxed, and when he heard this, he smiled and said: "The official family is merciful." ”
"Be merciful!"
Zhao Zhen frowned slightly and said: "The external stripping horse affairs seem inconspicuous, but the two of them went to check in front, but they were made disgraced by those officials...... People say that low-level officials are as smooth as oil, and this is empirical evidence. Shen An's starting point is too high, and he has no experience as an official below, so I'm afraid he won't be able to withstand the methods of those officials......"
Chen Zhongheng was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Official, the minister thinks ...... The minister thought that those officials were afraid that they would be unlucky. ”
Shen An's kid is ruthless enough, those officials are cheating and playing tricks with him......
Chen Zhongheng seems to have seen a tragedy unfolding.
Zhao Zhen glanced at him and said, "Why did Han Qi suggest that Shen An go?" It's about looking at his jokes. Unless it is by thunderous means, it is difficult. ”
Han Qi really felt that it was difficult, and in the political hall, he was sneering.
"Don't kill the doctor, that's connivance. The officials were emboldened by this. Is it a big deal to strip horses? It's just a trivial matter, and Liu Zhan was asked to go because this person didn't have any ability, so he was looking for something to do for him. As for Shen An, let's see. ”
He picked up the teacup, looked at the music on the table fixedly, and the henchman on the side said: "Xianggong, since it's not a big deal, then Shen An can do it regardless of it!" ”
Han Qi took a sip of hot tea, sighed pleasantly, and said, "You don't understand. He was young and ambitious, and he wanted to go on the Northern Expedition at every turn, and he wanted to reform the Great Song Dynasty at every turn...... It's good to be young! The old man was also so headless when he was young...... As a result, he was woken up during the Qingli period. ”
Only then did the henchman suddenly realize: "In other words, since he claims to be a reformer, he has to solve such a problem when he encounters such a person or such a thing?" ”
Han Qi nodded and said, "Since Zhao Zongshi has been decided as the candidate for the prince, then the people around him will naturally fall into everyone's eyes, and others will be fine, Shen An...... Hate people! So with this opportunity, everyone is waiting to see the joke. If he can't solve this problem, the reputation will be very bad. The next time the official family wants to promote him, those people will naturally have something to say......"
Incompetent people still want to be promoted? Official, aren't you pumping your brains?
The henchman said admiringly: "The villain said that Shen An has a lot of enemies, but why everyone sits back and watches him get away, it turns out that he is waiting here!" ”
Han Qi put down the teacup and said lightly, "What do you think?" Wait for Zhao Zongshi to enter the palace, wait for ...... At that time, Shen An is a close minister, and in another ten years, this person will begin to emerge temporarily. ”
Shen An's people are too aggressive, and they don't know the way of being an official with Guang Tongchen at all, and while they have caused a lot of opponents and troubles for themselves, they have gradually become an alternative in the officialdom.
Liu Zhan is the soul of his sword, which made many officials sad and indignant, and they have gone to the court to impeach Shen An and demand severe punishment.
But Zhao Zhen came to find out that there was no evidence.
So everyone was waiting, waiting for Liu Zhan to wake up.
But Liu Zhan's condition was good and bad, and the imperial doctor couldn't determine when he would wake up, so everyone temporarily turned their attention to the outer horse stripping.
……
Shen An spent the first day dozing off.
"No one turned themselves in?"
Shen An got up and stretched, only to feel that his energy was diffuse, and he was extremely comfortable.
Zhao Zhongjun was in a daze on the side, and said angrily: "No one came, no one." Also, those people have already gone to power. ”
No one takes you seriously!
"Let's go down, let's go home."
The first time he did something serious but returned in vain, Zhao Zhongjun was very frustrated, and when he returned home, he didn't even eat dinner, so he thought about things in his room.
The room went from faint to dark, and Zhao Zhongjun's eyes had adapted to the environment, and he forgot to light the lamp.
When Zhao Zongshi came in and saw this, he didn't light the lamp, just stood quietly in the door.
Zhao Zhongjun thought for a long time, young people don't go hungry, and when they can't stand the hunger, they think about looking for food.
"Daddy?"
Zhao Zongshi snorted, came in and asked, "What do you want?" ”
The moonlight shines in from outside the door, and the jade-colored purity makes people have no distractions.
Zhao Zhongjun got up and gave his father a chair to sit down, then stood on the side and said, "Daddy, the child is thinking about stripping horses today." ”
Zhao Zongshi asked lightly: "Did you do it?" ”
"Nope." Zhao Zhongjun was dissatisfied with this: "Shen An was napping inside today, he didn't do anything, and those officials were despising him." ”
"Angry?"
Zhao Zongshi turned his head and asked, smiling, looking very kind.
He liked the environment of Yulin Lane very much, and felt that it was the most relaxing time in his life.
……
Ask for a commuter pass.