121. Dress turmoil
The place where the group got up was also a dark and damp air-raid shelter, the hole was dimly lit, and only a wall lamp that glowed yellow was set up at the top of the wall high above the ground. Unlike Daliang Mountain, the passage between the ground and the world of light here is not the land, but the sea.
Standing on the wet concrete floor, Scott reminded Shen Yun and Robert: "You've come here, it's time for your Space Force uniforms to be changed, right?" Otherwise, if you don't pay attention to violating military rules, I'll have a joke to watch. ”
Even the kind reminder is so mean, Shen Yun is convinced. However, he was reasonable, if he wanted to go out in such a big way, he would definitely frighten the people on the ground, so she obediently followed Cao Fang's teaching, and rotated the control box of the solid light camouflage suit.
This is the first time she has changed her military clothes back into casual clothes, for fear that the box will malfunction. If the particles of the old clothes can't find a way to recover and can't be replaced with the military uniform in time, it will be an extremely terrible tragedy, and if it happens, she will be embarrassed in front of this group of men!
Fortunately, it was superfluous to worry, and the military uniform box returned the clothes to her very strongly, and when the crimson aperture on her body dissipated, she became the ordinary girl wearing a pink T-shirt on the top and a knee-black long skirt on the bottom.
However, to her surprise, Scott suddenly burst into an exaggerated exclamation, and the sound of "wow" frightened her heart, and she thought that the clothes were gone again, and she was now only wearing underwear, as if she was wearing the emperor's new clothes.
"Major Shen, are you going to run into the Great Hall of the United Nations wrapped in a few rags like this? Has no one taught you how to show respect to the noble upper class in a dignified and formal diplomatic setting? Scott questioned sharply.
It turned out that she was blaming her for being shabby, not for not wearing clothes, Shen Yun's heart was a little calm, but in an instant, she became more uneasy, and secretly complained that Cao Fang and Yao Zheng had always been thorough, how could they ignore the dress code when she entered the United Nations. Of course, she has to blame herself for this, how can she expect two men to help her think of such trivial details?
"Hehehe~"
Shen Yun, who was extremely embarrassed and didn't know what to do, suddenly heard Robert's laughter. Robert has been her savior since the appearance of Blackface Scott, and now in this unfortunate moment, could it be that he intends to show his heroic colors again?
Sure enough, Robert didn't stand idly by, and said with a haha: "Judging from the name 'envoy', the three of us are indeed responsible for it, but if we take those people too seriously, I am afraid that they will think that we have ulterior motives, and what we say is alarmist, and the purpose of going to the meeting is to use the topic to play a role for them." People are precautionary, and the more serious they are, the easier it is to induce suspicion, so I think that if we do the opposite, stimulate their attention with an indifferent attitude, and leave more room for them to think, maybe these people can realize the seriousness of the situation faster, and we are more likely to succeed? ”
Scott obviously didn't expect Robert to have this kind of intention, and just wanted to refute, but as if he suddenly woke up, he opened his mouth and asked, "What about you, old fellow?" What are you wearing? ”
Robert shook his gray hair triumphantly and swirled his military suitcase.
The shining black light, in circles, spread out from the photon camouflage suit until his body was completely hidden, this is the space force's costume change time.
When the black aperture receded, Shen Yun and Scott appeared in front of an old baseball fan wearing a New York Yankees jersey on the top, knee-length white beach pants on the bottom, and a white baseball cap on the head embroidered with the standard "NY" Yankees logo.
"NY baseball cap!" Shen Yun felt a pain in her heart, couldn't bear to look at Robert directly, and quickly turned around. Qu Zhaodi's dog-like lazy appearance broke into her mind again.
Scott had no such memories, and his gray-green eyes were full of shock behind the lenses. He raised his two hands high to the sky, and repeatedly let out a few "ha~haha~" with strong anger, and then shouted.
"OMG! I'm really shit lucky this time! You can not only enjoy the Major League Baseball finals on the stage of the United Nations, but also see the song and dance performances full of Chinese local flavor! What kind of teammates did I meet? God, why assign me such pig-like teammates? I have retained the glorious image of a lifetime, and I am going to be ruined in the hands of two fools who don't even know how to wear clothes! ”
His ears were filled with desperate accusations, but Robert was indifferent, stepped forward and put his long arms around Scott's short neck, and comforted him happily: "Old friend, if you want the donkey and the horse to show a unified style, then you must not wronged the donkey to wronged the horse?" So I'll forget it, let's take what we like, don't force anyone, and don't restrict what I wear, OK? ”
"Donkey? Horse? Scott tilted his head and glared at Robert before asking, "Who are you referring to by donkey?" ”
A small joke calmed down the dress turmoil set off by Scott, and Shen Yun couldn't help but look at Robert with admiration. But this outfit is really inappropriate, and it is too late to find a place to change quickly, so she can only continue to be uncomfortable.
Scott didn't need to ask, after removing the neat solid light suit, he put on a brand new dress. It was a tuxedo, and the high-quality black wool may have been mixed with silk, which looked very textured. The black-dotted bow tie on a white background under his neck is also tied quite straight, and he looks like the chief conductor of a large symphony orchestra, and he will soon wear this costume to perform on stage.
Fortunately, the Great Hall of the United Nations is about to welcome such a strange delegation of envoys, including a local Chinese singer and dancer, an old baseball boy in his late teens, and a symphony orchestra commander.
The jeep with the white pot antenna was driven by the RAND robot from the garage near the bomb shelter and quickly took the three to the entrance of the United Nations "matchbox" type building.
Shen Yun has studied in the United States for four years, but she has never visited the United Nations headquarters in New York, or she has not even passed by. The first time she came here, standing on the 500-foot-long passage of the United Nations Plaza, looking up at the flagpole and the more than 190 national flags flying high in the night wind, she was excited, but also anxious.
At least one representative of each flag will sit in the big hall tonight to debate with her whether a "bomb shelter relocation plan" should be launched for humans on the ground.
In fact, standing with Robert and Scott, she sadly felt like an ornament, a statue of the Space Force hoping to use Shen Yunhong's influence to intimidate the United Nations. In such an occasion comparable to the highest level of international summit, she didn't even know whether she should show her vitality, or better yet, she would be willing to sit and be a statue until the two old men used their international reputation and negotiation skills to complete the whole meeting. As for the outcome of the meeting, she didn't have to predict.