Chapter 188: An Inexplicable Dispute
The Black Mother and the Old Master looked at the same thing, discerned different contents, and shouted at the same time, and the atmosphere in the woods suddenly became awkward. They were like two engines starting at the same time, but they didn't run forward after the boom, but stopped urgently, and neither of them said a word.
Instead, Mengqi was stunned and said, "What did you see?" I can only prove that you do see things, but you can't tell who is right and who is wrong! ”
Mengqi's words are very effective, not to distinguish right from wrong between the two, but to wake up the stunned black mother. The black mother shook her head and came back to her senses, and the old master immediately returned to normal, and her tense shoulders suddenly loosened.
The old master did not quarrel with Hei Mu, but sighed with emotion: "Mengqi, what you just said is very wrong, because no one is right or wrong between me and your black brother." ”
"Huh? What do you mean by that? Black Mother and Mengqi were stunned.
The old master said, "Although we see the same picture, it is two states shown in the same picture. ”
"This ...... What do you see in the same picture represent different states? Mengqi himself felt that this statement was too contradictory, but that's what the old master meant.
However, Hei Mu's eyes lit up, as if the furnace was dotting snow, and he nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, just because I and Master Zi are standing on both sides of the flames, the color of the gate I see is different!" ”
"White? Black? Is it because you're on the left and right of the flames? Mengqi also understood, but was both happy and scared.
Hei Mu looked at the old master, he was an expert in the analysis of this operation, and he and Mengqi had consciously elected him as the leader, so there was no need to talk nonsense.
The old master closed his eyes and stared, and when he opened his eyes a minute later, Wen Xuanxuan said: "This matter seems complicated, but it is actually simple. Zhong Kui is in charge of day and night, and if you go to see him, there will be a choice between white and black doors. During the day, he was the magistrate of Chang'an City, and if he wanted to meet him, of course he had to go through the white gate. After 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, it is the activity of the undead, and the black door is naturally opened. ”
"Mom, it's scary to do things like this! Brother Zhong Kui, can't he not pretend to be so forced? My brother is afraid of ghosts! The black mother protested irritably, full of innocence.
The old master said in a pedantic manner: "Well, the black mother is wrong. Black Gate walks the ghost path, whether Mengqi will be afraid or not depends on what he has experienced in the Land of Origin. He once broke into the Wisdom City and almost killed the Heavenly Variable Star and the King of Cangluo, and after all such difficulties were overcome, would he still intimidate Zhong Kui? ”
"Well, that makes sense!" Hei Mu agreed, but seeing that the old master hadn't finished speaking, she asked, "What else do you have to advise?" ”
The old master smiled unceremoniously: "There is indeed advice, if you are really the mother of the universe, the same age as heaven and earth, Zhong Kui can only be regarded as your heavy grandson at most, you call the eldest brother of others, don't you feel ashamed at all?" ”
"Hey~ It's a bit embarrassing to remind you like this, I didn't judge it based on my appearance alone!" The black mother grinned evilly, and she didn't know how refreshing her answer was.
The old master immediately regretted mentioning this stubble, knowing that he had slapped himself in the face. Isn't the relationship between his old master and Zhong Kui and Hei Mu the same?
Mengqi's eyes lit up rarely, and he said: "Come on, let me play a round, the two of you should save some effort to do business, otherwise if you miss meeting Zhong Kui, we will have nothing to say!" ”
This is also called playing a round? No matter how you listen to it, it feels like he's fanning the flames. The black mother was very angry, and just as he was about to teach a lesson, he was so shocked that he screamed, it turned out that the sky had gradually darkened, and if he was no longer sure whether he would go to the black door or the white door, they would really be busy in vain!
After a long time of commotion, no major events were done, but the sky was already dark, and the three of them panicked in their hearts, but only Mengqi showed it without a city, and the black mother and the old master still pretended to remain calm.
The old master held down his heart that was beating suddenly, and said slowly: "It won't help for you two to panic, listen to the old man finish his words and then act, you must be able to see Zhong Kui, so let's delay for two more minutes, sharpen the knife and don't mistake the woodcutter, these two minutes of delay is worth it!" ”
After hearing this, Hei Mu really calmed down a lot, nodded and said, "So there is a teacher Laofuzi." It's cold at night, why don't I light another fire for you to keep warm? ”
"What? I said how ignorant you are this stupid goose, you don't even know the most basic common sense, don't claim to be a student of Jixia Academy when you go out in the future! I look at you, the most you have to do is ask for food or go to a rich village to cheat people! ”
The black mother is kind-hearted, but the old master spits gunpowder when he opens his mouth, splits his head and covers his face and scolds, what is this? And rarely, he also turned the volume down so high, as if he was afraid that people wouldn't hear it......
Hei Mu wanted to persuade him to be quiet and speak kindly, otherwise it would insult Sven's image, but inexplicably, his liver fire also rose, and he became angry as soon as he looked at the old master: "You shameless old, what if Lao Tzu asks for food?" What about messing around in a rich village? Did you pay less for the tuition fees of Jixia College? Ate more of your rice? Why are you teaching me? ”
"You...... You black-skinned boy who doesn't know anything, dare to humiliate your teacher like this? It's the other way around, it's the other way around! Do you think you can ride on the old man's head to and pee when you are in the wilderness? Watch the old man smash your head with a stick! The old master was furious, forgetting the ruler, and only went around in circles, looking for a stick in the bushes.
Mengqi was dumbfounded by this sudden change. For unknown reasons, the black mother and the old master became more aggressive and began to tear each other apart, but Mengqi was in a normal mood and still docile. Although he said "save some effort to do the right thing", it sounded a little strong, it was out of anxiety, hoping to see Zhong Kui immediately, how could two ordinary words become the fuse that urged the two to fight each other, now he is going crazy!
"Brother Hei, Master Teacher, what's wrong with you two? If it's my fault, you're going to come at me, don't leave me aside and fight on your own! How can I be good? Mengqi scratched his ears and cheeks, jumped to his feet, plucked up the courage to rush to the middle of the two of them, and forcibly separated them.
It seems that the old master is not afraid of the cold, and the black mother, who wanted to warm him at the beginning, was hoping that the old man would freeze to death, and shouted: "It seems that lighting a fire is really a superfluous move, in case your old and ugly face is even more unsightly!" ”
"Ugly? Do you dare to say that the old man is ugly? What kind of muddy appearance does you look like yourself, don't you force it to count in your heart? If you don't count, go wash it in the shit juice first and see if you can wash off your black face! "Don't look at the old master Sven, he is also very good at scolding people, no matter how anxious Mengqi is, he can laugh when he hears it.
"Am I black? Do you have a donkey kick in your brain? Do you know if the black boy is a real person, or if the white and tall Marilian Menglu is a real person? Maybe Lao Tzu and I myself are more handsome than Meng Lu? The black mother was so angry that she covered her eyes, and while mentioning Meng Lu, she looked for a weapon, and before she could find it, she took out the fire fold and smashed it viciously at the old master......
"Hey, fire fold! Ignition! It was Mengqi who suddenly thought of a clever trick, and without saying a word, he reached out to the black mother and snatched the gadget.
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