Chapter 5: Boudoir Anecdotes
Wen Bufan saw Tang Shaochu's appearance of pretending to be sick, and couldn't help but sigh that if this guy was placed in his original world, he would definitely be an actor!
Seeing Tang Xi and Zuo Tongcheng's anxious looks, Wen Bufan felt that the time was almost up. He said mysteriously, "Actually, you can heal both of them at the same time." ”
When Tang Xi and Zuo Tongcheng heard this, they suddenly came to their senses, and said at the same time: "Really? ”
Wen Bufan nodded and continued: "In my hometown, there is a disease called 'lovesickness', which is haunting the soul of a beloved, and if you can't ask for it, you will lose your soul. It was the illness of the two of them at this time. ”
After Wen Bufan finished speaking, he looked at Tang Xi and Zuo Tongcheng.
Tang Xi hesitated for a moment, then opened his mouth and asked, "Then how can you be cured?" ”
"It's good to get along with lovesick people day and night." Wen Bufan said.
"No way!" As soon as Wen Bufan finished speaking, Zuo Tongcheng spoke. Tang Xi opened his mouth, but finally did not speak.
Wen Bufan shook his head and continued: "The two of them, this illness is good, this is good, it is precisely because the soul of their love is tightly connected and cannot be separated, this soul is in the body of Miss Zuo, Miss Zuo will be fine, in the body of the son of the Tang family, the son of the Tang family will be fine." So one is good, and the other is sick. Now the two are unwilling to accept this soul for each other, so they are sick together. They didn't want to accept it, and I couldn't heal it. ”
Seeing that Zuo Tongcheng was a little hesitant, Wen Bufan continued: "If this soul has been wandering outside the human body for a long time, I'm afraid it will ......."
Wen Bufan deliberately paused, and sure enough, Tang Xi and Zuo Tongcheng immediately asked, "I'm afraid of what?" ”
Wen Bufan didn't speak, just shook his head.
Zuo Tongcheng seemed to have made a lot of determination and said: "It's not impossible, but we must join our Zuo family!" ”
"No way!" Tang Xihao said without hesitation.
Seeing that there was another dispute, Wen Bufan said unhurriedly: "Master Zuo wants to become a son-in-law, but he wants to inherit the incense of the Zuo family, and this matter is not difficult." ”
Zuo Tongcheng looked at Wen Bufan and asked, "How is it not difficult?" ”
Wen Bufan said to Master Zuo: "After they get married, the first boy born will take his father's surname, and the second will follow his mother's surname, which is your grandson Zuo's own grandson." How is it? ”
"No! The first one with my daughter's last name! Zuo Tongcheng put forward his own opinions.
Tang Xi, who was still thinking about whether to take his mother's surname as his second grandson, heard this, and hurriedly said, "No! The first takes the father's surname, and the second takes the mother's surname. ”
Seeing that Zuo Tongcheng was still about to speak, Wen Bufan stopped Zuo Tongcheng and said, "Since Master Tang has agreed, Master Zuo should not earn any more." I know a little about physiognomy, as long as Miss Zuo marries Tang Gongzi, she must have many sons and grandchildren! ”
Zuo Tongcheng seemed to be arguing, and Wen Bufan whispered: "If Ling Ai can't be with the person he loves, this lost soul, let alone passing incense for the Zuo family, this life is also worrying." ”
After some intense thinking and self-reflection, Comrade Zuo Tongcheng finally gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! ”
The rest is much easier.
The two sides are planning a wedding, and the family is in good spirits when there is a happy event, although Master Zuo is still struggling with when his daughter will be able to give birth to a second son. can see her daughter's happy appearance. It seems that everything is also a floating cloud.
Tang Shaochu had nothing to do, and chased after Wen Bufan to ask how Wen Bufan got in touch with Zuo Youlan. Wen Bufan's eyes closed: "Fall asleep!" ”
Tang Shaochu looked at Wen Bufan with great reverence: "Mr. is really amazing!" I can enter other people's dreams! ”
"You can't do it all the time, it's just fate." Wen Bufan said slowly. But in my heart, I was thinking, how to contact Zuo Youlan, the truth is like this.
On that day, Tang Shaochu racked his brains and couldn't think of a way to contact Zuo Youlan, so he went to hang out near Zuo's house. It's already night, and Wen Bufan still hasn't come up with a countermeasure. But a word came up in my head, the dog jumped off the wall in a hurry. So, Wen Bufan really jumped over the wall.
In fact, on the day Wen Bufan arrived in Twilight Snow Town, he found that his body had undergone some changes, his body was accidentally scratched, the speed of recovery was visible to the naked eye, and his strength seemed to have increased a lot. In addition, my bounce has improved a lot. Although you can't fly over the wall, you don't have any problem jumping over the ordinary high wall. Also, Wen Bufan found that his eyesight had actually increased a lot, and he could see much farther than before. So Wen Bufan really jumped off the wall. Of course, before jumping off the wall this time, Wen Bufan still went through a fierce mental struggle. In the end, Wen Bufan jumped over the wall with the spirit of rescuing a pair of young people who were in free love, and under the banner of rescuing hundreds of millions of toiling people who were persecuted by feudal arranged marriages.
Although the Zuo family is a big family, it is only a big family in the town after all, and there are not many courtyards. Wen Bufan relied on the landlord's compound that he had visited. It didn't take long to find Miss Zuo's boudoir. Outside, there was a maid reclining on a chair, already asleep.
Wen Bufan entered the inner room, and the girl's boudoir was dark and fragrant. By the moonlight, Wen Bufan saw a girl sleeping on the incense collapse, and a thin bed outlined the girl's graceful figure. The body of the girl under the thin quilt rises and falls rhythmically with her breathing. Wen Bufan couldn't help but feel a ripple in his heart, and hurriedly told himself that he was a humble gentleman, not a womanizer.
Walking in slowly, Wen Bufan's heart couldn't help but beat faster, and an inexplicable stimulation surged all over his body. Wen Bufan hurriedly took a few deep breaths to stabilize his mind. looked at Zuo Youlan quietly, thinking about how to wake her up. Zuo Youlan is still asleep, quiet and beautiful.
Wen Bufan thought for a while, but still felt that he would wake up Zuo Youlan directly. So Wen Bufan imagined a hundred kinds of Zuo Youlan screaming and resisting when she woke up, how she would respond. Then gently woke up Zuo Youlan.
Zuo Youlan slowly opened her eyes, and a handsome face appeared in front of her. But handsome is handsome, I don't know him. Zuo Youlan suddenly sobered up, and a disciple entered his boudoir! Just as Zuo Youlan was about to open her mouth to scream. Wen Bufan, who had been prepared, hurriedly reached out and covered Zuo Youlan's cherry mouth. Unexpectedly, Zuo Youlan kicked the bed with her legs vigorously and made a sound. Wen Bufan didn't even think about it, and immediately turned over to the bed and pressed on Zuo Youlan. A soft feeling made Wen Bufan extremely comfortable.
Suddenly, there was a sharp pain in the palm of his left hand, Wen Bufan snorted lowly, feeling that his palm was bitten hard by Zuo Youlan. Put away my thoughts, looked up, and immediately saw the murderous eyes of Miss Zuo. Only then did I feel a ball of tenderness in my right hand, and there was still a little bit of gentleness that was slowly hardening. A feeling of relaxation is spreading throughout the body from the palm of the right hand. The left hand is painful, the right hand is comfortable. What really makes Wen Bufan feel is - pain and happiness! Wen Bufan subconsciously flicked that bit of hardness with his thumb. In an instant, there was a sharp pain in her left hand, and the murderous eyes of Miss Zuo spewed out a huge anger!
Wen Bufan remembered the matter at this time, hurriedly raised his right hand, took out the sachet given by Tang Shaochu, and said, "I'm here to help you and Tang Shaochu!" Listen to me. ”
Maybe it's because of the sachet, or maybe it's because Wen Bufan didn't take the next step to infringe on Zuo Youlan. Zuo Youlan's eyes gradually returned to normal, and she seemed to be a little ashamed.
Wen Bufan continued: "I let go, don't call me, I'm really here to help you." ”
After speaking, Wen Bufan slowly let go of his hand.
Zuo Youlan's face was crimson, and she whispered, "You, you come down first." "The warbler whispers, it's really good.
"Oh," Wen Bufan agreed, turning over and getting out of bed. Only then did I find out that the thin quilt had already been kicked aside by Zuo Youlan, so the two of them just ...... What's more important is that I just seem to be, not as if, but sure and sure! There is a normal physiological response in one area. Still reacting.
Thinking of this, Wen Bufan looked at Zuo Youlan, who was only wearing obscene clothes, and couldn't help but blush. tried hard to hide his ugliness. Fortunately, Zuo Youlan didn't look at him.
Zuo Youlan slowly covered the quilt and asked softly, "You are the gentleman who cured the young man's initial illness?" ”
"Huh? Yes! Yes, yes. Wen Bufan looked embarrassed.
Seeing Wen Bufan's embarrassment, Zuo Youlan smiled.
After a few tosses, Wen Bufan looked at this beautiful scenery again, and the hormones in his heart were secreted innumerable. I can only warn myself again and again that I am a humble gentleman, not a womanizer. finally stabilized his mind and told Zuo Youlan about his plan. Then he left this reluctant and gentle country. Before leaving, I suddenly heard Zuo Youlan say faintly: "This, is this in a dream?" ”
"Yes, it's a dream!" Wen Bufan didn't dare to look back. A few jumps, and then drowned in the thick of the night.
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Seeing Wen Bufan laughing for a while, staying stunned for a while, and being a little lustful for a while, Tang Shaochu felt very strange and asked, "Sir, who are you?" ”
Wen Bufan, who was pulled back by Tang Shaochu from the infinitely sweet memories, wiped his saliva and said, "It's nothing. ”
"Could it be that the gentleman is dreaming again?" Tang Shaochu asked.
"How can it be so easy to enter, this has to be fate." said it, but Wen Bufan thought in his heart, how did I get in touch with your daughter-in-law, can I tell you? Tell you, you must not stab me to death with a knife right now. But you have to believe me, if there is any other way, I will not go to the gentle country at night! Yes, yes, I am doing good deeds, not asking for repayment, not asking for repayment. Thinking about it wildly, Wen Bufan was firm that there was nothing wrong with what he had done. It's just that he didn't dare to look at Tang Shaochu, so he could only pretend to be deep and walked away.
Just after taking a few steps, Wen Bufan suddenly remembered something, turned around and asked, "Where did you see 'Tuanzi'?" It's the talking bear. ”
Asked coldly by Wen Bufan, Tang Shaochu touched his head and said, "It's the valley I told you about before, I can take the lead." ”
"Okay, let's pack up and go tomorrow."
The next morning, Wen Bufan and Tang Shaochu cleaned up and set off. As the mountain rises, so does the temperature. Fortunately, Tang Shaochu was well prepared, and as the temperature dropped, both of them put on cotton clothes.
I don't know which string touched Wen Bufan's commotion, this guy looked at the snow-capped mountains, faced the endless valley, and began to recite loudly:
There is no comparable mountain in the north of the county, and the first peak of twilight snow. Four times are bright and clean, and the dragon is from the ages.
The top of the galaxy turns, and the sun and the moon pass at the top of the crisis. Hanwei is thousands of miles away, and the jade snow mountain is chong.
"Good poetry, good poetry." Tang Shaochu applauded loudly, "I didn't expect that Mr. has such literary talent." ”
I didn't write it, it was written by an ancient literati in our hometown. Wen Bufan thought so in his heart, but he definitely couldn't say it, and still pretended to smile deeply.
Suddenly, a beam of light flashed Wen Bufan, and Wen Bufan subconsciously covered his eyes with his arms and looked at it. It was a reflected ray of sunlight. The thing that reflects the sun, is it? Is it - metal?! A big metal house!