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This eunuch is so virtuous, and his transfer document has already been issued. Just like when he was not in office due to the disaster in Jiangnan, this time it was the beginning of April, and the eunuch who was ambushed outside North 1 Beijing knew that the chaos had been quelled by Liang Zhongshu, so he "arrived in Beijing".

The Gyeonggi Road passed through a little envoy, and even Gao Fangping and Lao Liang went out to greet them, waiting outside the city, watching the traitor arrive with a guard of honor in the posture of a commander of the army.

I have to say that the style of a great eunuch is better than anyone else's.

Arriving nearby, Tong Guan dismounted and said respectfully: "Humble Tong Guan, see Liang Zhongshu." ”

"Hehe, Tong Jie's handsome demeanor has not diminished back then." Lao Liang greeted him with a smile and said, "The old man can't even remember this, I haven't seen him for a few years since I said goodbye back then." ”

Tong Guan sighed and said: "Thanks to the concern of the Chinese Scholar, it is all because Tong Guan has led troops abroad for many years. And thanks to your precious son-in-law, I have never been able to return to the court. ”

Gao Fangping was embarrassed for a while.

Lao Liang was a little embarrassed, he couldn't figure out how this eunuch interacted with Gao Fangping, according to common sense, he would not generally say this.

So Liang Zhongshu looked at Gao Fangping and said: "Fang Ping, did you provoke Tong Jieshuai, if you cooperate here in the future, you must serve the court well." ”

Tong Guan also seemed to find that his tone was inappropriate, and hurriedly said: "Congratulations to the Chinese scholar for getting such a good son-in-law." ”

How did Lao Liang know that there was a reason why this Tong Guan was angry, as a general in Jiangnan, he was once invited to tea by Gao Fangping in Jiangzhou, and sent dozens of sword and axe men to threaten.

Jieshuai means to make a festival.

Unlike the Tang Dynasty, the Jiedu envoy of the Great Song Dynasty only represented a military rank, which was used to calculate wages. For example, before Gao Yu's father worshiped Taiwei, his official position was "to make an envoy to the heavenly festival".

Although it is a false title, it is also very important for soldiers, and the festival is a threshold. People in mixed military brigades all regard "building festivals" as an indicator of sublimation. For example, during the Southern Song Dynasty, Han Shizhong couldn't get used to Yue Fei because his mother worked hard and took so many years to "build a festival", but you Yue Fei did it at such a young age.

The significance of the establishment of the festival is that it is qualified to command the group army in battle. The people under the festival are generally called generals rather than handsome in the Great Song Dynasty.

After Lao Liang finished politely finishing with him, Gao Fangping went over and hugged his shoulders and said ill-intentionedly: "When it comes to body style, this mansion only serves Tong Shuai." Usually the mess is dealt with, you hula appear, what is this called a lost step, Kongtong or Shaolin? ”

Tong Guan was embarrassed for a while.

Liang Zhongshu scolded: "Fang Ping must not talk nonsense. ”

Gao Fangping was depressed for a while, people are now in public, and my brother hates that some people oppress people as elders.

"Don't be stunned, the banquet has been set up, I haven't seen the book and Tong Jieshuai for many years, I must have a drink, let's go." Liang Zhongshu took the lead in turning around and walking away.

"Or ...... You put your hands first, and it's always a bit unorthodox to put your arms on your shoulders? Tong Guan squinted at Gao Fangpingdao.

"Then, let me warn you first, drink well, don't drink too high and get drunk and go crazy, if you dare to tell the previous black state, I will not be silent." Gao Fangping Road.

Tong Guanqiang said: "The hero is a young man, the Ming Mansion is really good, and Wei's hand is so stable." Count it out that you failed to maintain stability this time, otherwise, I really don't know if you will be able to succeed in office next year. Originally, Ben Shuai cared about the situation and wanted to go to the northwest to serve the country, but you were troubled and brought here. ”

Gao Fangping couldn't help but be furious, the dead eunuch still dared to say Lao Tzu, the moth he made himself, but he said that someone else's was not?

But he couldn't continue to pull, and Liang Zhongshu, who was in the distance, turned around and said, "Aren't you still leaving?" ”

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The advanced degree of the showbiz in North 1 Beijing is second only to Tokyo, so according to the convention, the official will hold a banquet, and countless female stars will definitely come to the dinner.

Originally, this time only Liang Zhongshu, Gao Fangping, and Tong Guan should have a drinking and discussion, and no one else should participate. But Tong Guan first broke the rules and invited Wang Dewang, the judicial officer, to accompany him in his honor.

This is normal, Wang Dewang and his father Wang Hou once cooperated with Tong Guan to fight Tibet, so their relationship is very good.

Since the eunuch set a precedent, Gao Fangping also invited Pei Yancheng to come over. Then Lao Liang did the same and invited the sensitive person He Zudao to attend the banquet.

That's it, six traitors and countless beauties are hi together.

There were two beauties who were uninteresting and walked around Tong Guan, and they also stretched out their hands and moved their feet, and kept throwing the silk scarf in their hands in front of Tong Guan.

There was even a beautiful woman who said with a smile: "The general's beard is so beautiful and subtle, it makes the slave's heart itch." ”

Khan, even if Gao Fangping talks about his beard, the big eunuch will go berserk. This time it was really frying, and the powerful Tong Guan slapped the beauty to the ground, and finally got up in excitement and pulled out half of the waist knife.

Wang Dewang was startled, and hurriedly pulled his uncle to prevent him from making trouble.

It is not allowed to draw a knife, last time this eunuch had been cleaned up by Gao Fangping of the porcelain party because of similar things, Gao Fangping got up and was about to have a seizure, and wanted to order the thugs to hang this eunuch up.

But Lao Liang is a good man again, he waved his hand and smiled: "It's because the old man didn't think it through, and the ladies all retreated." He also said: "Tong Jie is handsome and dissipated, don't worry about being like a woman in the dust, in fact, they are not easy." ”

So Tong Guan also felt that it was inappropriate, and hurriedly hugged his fists and said: "It's a lowly and presumptuous crossing the line, please forgive me." ”

During the drinking, Lao Liang looked cunning and cunning, and suddenly said: "Tong Jieshuai? ”

"Humble duty." Tong Guan lowered his head.

Lao Liang asked directly: "A few days ago, I heard that you went to the official's house several times and pointed fingers at the Northwest military, but is there such a thing?" ”

Tong Guan slightly discolored. If Gao Fangping said this in private, it would be normal. It can be said that Tong Guan is used to the rampage of the Great Demon King. But one of the ministers of the imperial court, it seems a little ambiguous to ask such a question. Tong Guan didn't even know if he Liang Zhongshu wanted to ask, or Cai Jing wanted to ask, or Tao Jiefu wanted to ask?

Gao Fangping was secretly funny, wasn't he slapped in the face now. Xiao Gao knew that with Lao Liang's urine, he would not be interested in it, so this must be the time to come, Zhang Shuye and Tao Jiefu forced Lao Liang to "beat" Tong Guan.

This clearly means: Your era of Tongguan has passed, and it is good to be an official, don't point fingers at the northwest, otherwise everyone will not be able to get by.

The rules have been broken, and being said by Liang Zhongtang in person is already considered accountability, so Tong Guan was extremely embarrassed, stretched out his foot from under the table and stabbed Gao Fangping a few times, meaning to let Gao Fangping play a round game, and by the way, interpret who this means.

Gao Fangping was shocked for a while, and looked at the eunuch with ill intentions, meaning that if you dare to pull and pull, Lao Tzu will fight with you.

Tong Guan was quite interesting, and he didn't continue to harass Gao Fangping, but he had a pleading expression.

Lao Liang took a sip of wine and said with a smile: "Tong Jieshuai, why is the old man's question difficult to answer?" ”

Gao Fangping said at this time: "It's better for the little nephew to talk about it, the handsome classmate has always cared about the northwest, which is a loyal and courageous act to the dynasty." At that time, the marshal had a tug of war with the Xia thieves several times, but he was forced by the Liao people to interfere in my Great Song Dynasty, and finally forced by the political situation, and could not make any gains, and accompanied the life of the general Gao Yongnian. This time the Western Xia was menacing, and there were generals who died in battle, and the marshal was filled with righteous indignation, so it was inevitable that he would be a little uncalm. This is his heart to serve the country. ”

Lao Liang was depressed for a while, thinking that Lao Tzu deliberately squeezed Tong Guan, isn't this also to make your kid have a little face, this is good, the old man will pull hatred, you will be a good person.

But since this is the case, Gao Fangping helped him find a reason for it, and Lao Liang had no choice but to stop here, and said: "That's fine, but in the future, don't criticize the Northwest Military again." ”

This must be Zhang Shuye and Tao Jiefu who beat Tong Guan undoubtedly, all because Liu Yanqing is Tong Guan's descendant, and Lao Liu and the seed master Dao are a little unmatched. In the past, Liu Yanqing, as the deputy of the Seed Master Dao, had followed Tong Guan's instructions and dragged the Seed Master Dao back to a certain extent. This time Xixia is menacing, if Tong Guan is in order to be enabled, and he remotely controls Liu Yanqing to get some moths, it will really be a big game.

So now that Gao Fangping has helped Tong Guan to break the siege, of course, it is equivalent to endorsing Tong Guan, and Gao Fangping will be responsible for training and suppressing Tong Guan in the future.

Liang Zhongshu smiled again: "Now that the Northwest is in crisis, everyone will talk about the Northwest Things. This is not a temple where you can speak freely. ”

The words were asked to everyone, but Lao Liang looked at He Zudao with an angry face.

Before, Lao Liang held Tong Guan accountable for asking about Northwest affairs, and now he is telling everyone to talk about Northwest affairs. This is, of course, not logically correct.

So Lao Liang didn't really want to ask about the Northwest Affairs, but it seemed that the first time to persuade He Zudao was not effective, so on this occasion in front of everyone to show the meaning of the imperial court: Now everything makes way for the war in the Northwest, and in the situation that Gao Fangping may need to send troops from Bei 1 Beijing, even if you are He Zhizhong's son, you must admit defeat, leave Beijing, and go back to the Ministry of Officials to wait for the comeback. That way, everyone's face will be saved.

They are all old foxes, and their psychology is more mirror-like. So they all looked at He Zudao with bad intentions.

What else can he say? Earlier in the house, Lao Liang's father did everyone's work, which was talking about things with his Liang's father's personal deterrent. And He Zudao's answer was ambiguous. Now saying this in front of several bigwigs, it is already obvious that this is a collective decision of the imperial court. Lao Liang's father is also on business.

"The officials of the Northwest War have no opinions, and everything should be done according to the opinions of the imperial court and the left-behind ministers." He Zudao sighed, reading the short beard to make a "grand ambition unpaid" appearance.

In the vigorous struggle in North 1 Beijing, this can be regarded as He Zudao's formal occasion and partial admission of defeat to Gao Fangping.

Earlier, Gao Fangping also agreed to partially compromise with Lao Liang's father, not to implicate too much. So Lao Liang was very satisfied, and he couldn't stop smiling as he read his beard.

This should be the end of the banquet, but Wang Dewang is the only fool on this occasion, he thinks that Lao Liang's father asked about the northwest affairs, and he Wang Dewang's opportunity came.

So he took out the so-called "Northwest Policy" he wrote from his cuff and handed it over: "The lower officials have always been worried about the affairs of the northwest, and they have no channels to state to the imperial court. ”

Lao Liang squirted out a mouthful of wine and looked at Gao Fangping, meaning that this is the person you enabled and you trained? What kind of system, this calf was not trusted by the old man N years ago, and was excluded from the inner circle, but he dared to find a sense of existence now.

Damn, Lao Liang knows Wang Dewang's urine too well, and even suspects that the situation in Beijing has reached this point, so many people have been implicated and arrested, it is this Wang Dewang who is full of bad water that gave the cool official Xiao Gao's advice.

"I'm embarrassed, I doze off and meet the pillow." Lao Liang Yu commented on Gao Fangping and Wang Dewang in his heart.