Chapter 537: There is no funeral for the deceased
The stone was found, the evidence was conclusive, Sun Wukong was grief-stricken, and decided to hold the most solemn funeral for Zi'er on the King Continent.
Poor girl, she died before she got married, so she had to have a sense of ritual in what happened after her death.
At the funeral, the white paper and yellow paper flew all over the sky, and the invited mourning team cried and moved, but I am afraid that the white happy event after the emperor's death can only be done to this extent, Sun Wukong is really dedicated to this little sister.
There are all kinds of strange things in this world, only the more strange ones and not the most strange ones, such as the funeral that Sun Wukong organized for his younger sister with great fanfare.
When thousands of people were crying sadly, wondering how long it would take to cry again to get that rich reward, a roar suddenly came from the mouth of the water curtain cave: "Who died?!" ”
The voice was rough and violent, and she couldn't pronounce it without the skills of being a shrew for hundreds of years.
Immediately, the mourning music on the mourning hall came to an abrupt end, half of the crying cards couldn't come out, and the people who knelt from the mourning hall to the large dojo outside all stopped, only looking at the entrance of Huaguo Mountain with their faces full of water, and they all guessed that there was an opponent of Monkey King who came to the funeral to make trouble?
Everyone's face turned from sadness to horror, sadness is pretending to be desperate, but the horror is born from the heart is true, only Sun Wukong's handsome monkey face suddenly appeared happy, it is comparable to a person who is about to die of thirst suddenly sees the spring, and the person hanging on the edge of the cliff suddenly sees the rope, and jumps up from the throne of the animal skin and goes straight to the water curtain hole.
Although the person standing at the entrance of the cave and shouting is explosive, he can also tell that it is a woman if he recognizes it carefully. It is terrible for a woman to roar at the Hedong lion, and it is unprecedented to be able to roar to this extent. Sun Wukong knows his junior sister very well, and there is absolutely no one else who appears in this way except her, of course, he rushed out in a panic.
Zi'er had returned to Huaguo Mountain through the water curtain, and was standing on the boulder at the entrance of the cave and shouting.
I haven't seen her for months, and she's gained weight at least twice, and it's almost a little more than when you look at it horizontally.
But the animal skin clothes on her body were dirty and messy, and the monkey hair was still sticking to the leaves and grass residue everywhere, not like she walked back, but more like she rolled all the way back.
At the beginning, Sun Wukong shouted "Zi'er" and rushed out, and everyone thought that he was sick with longing and mistakenly resurrected the madman as a dead man, but when there was chaos outside, even some maids and servants who were waiting by the side exclaimed "Miss is back", so they had to seriously accept this fact.
Sun Wukong jumped up and down happily, pulled Zi'er to look forward and back, and saw that she was not sick and not injured, the only thing she needed to do was to lose weight quickly, and her broken heart finally came back and stretched out her sorrow.
Zi'er stared at the overwhelming white paper, as well as a large group of mages who worked in the dojo, and then looked at the beautifully decorated mourning hall, and asked Sun Wukong puzzled: "Senior brother, you are living a good life, what kind of funeral are you doing for yourself?" ”
Sun Wukong was originally happy, but he was embarrassed when he heard his junior sister's question, scratched his head and smiled: "This is not a Dharma for me, but for you." Senior sister, you don't feel sad when you go to Senior Brother, I just want you to go beautifully, and you can be decent when you go to the underworld. ”
"Whew!" Zi'er figured out what was going on and exploded her lungs.
But no matter how willful she is, she knows that no one else is to blame for this, and if she is taken away by the people of the Commonwealth Realm, who can come back alive? This miracle she created is called a miracle, and since it is a miracle, she can't expect her senior brother to think about it in advance.
There is a fine sandalwood coffin in the mourning hall, which is mixed with the aroma of incense, which has the effect of refreshing the mind and calming the soul.
Zi'er was not angry when she saw this pomp, and thought that she really had a lot of face, not only could there be so many famous mages to do it "after death", but the senior brother did not hesitate to be so extravagant. You must know that he went to Monkey City, but he was reluctant to eat a bowl of clear soup noodles!
But since he is not dead, who is the person lying in the coffin?
Zi'er was very curious about this, and Sun Wukong replied: "Naturally, it is impossible to replace it with a dead corpse, and a brother will not let the living be buried." That's when you were alive...... Ah, no, it's a set of clothes you wore before, and my brother was going to build a mound for you. ”
"Clothed mounds?" Zi'er tried hard to pretend to be Sven, and asked in a low voice: "Senior brother, can I take a look at what that outfit looks like?" ”
The junior sister came back by luck, what did Sun Wukong ask for if he could agree? immediately ordered someone to open the coffin and let Zi'er take a good look.
The funeral turned into a farce, the thousands of people and monkeys present were giggling, and a few strong men went up and pried open the coffin board.
"Huh? This...... Such a grand pomp, such a gorgeous coffin, is it this tattered beggar's outfit?! Senior brother, you are cursing me that I will not have beautiful clothes to wear in my next life, and I will wrap myself in a burlap bag and become a beggar, right?! ”
Zi'er didn't follow anymore, and fell to the ground and cried loudly.
The people who were originally happy were frightened by this ugly cry, and after a moment of stunned, they ran out of the mourning hall with a rolling belt, for fear that their souls would be shaken out by the cry if they ran slowly.
Sun Wukong's joy when he saw Zi'er didn't dissipate, so he froze and hurriedly asked: "Good junior sister, our monkey people have been dressed like this since our ancestors, haven't you ever complained before?" Why are you picking on it now? ”
Zi'er said angrily: "Senior brother, what you said is more than cold water!" ”
"Huh? Cold water, why do you knock your teeth again? Sun Wukong was stunned.
Zi'er said: "It's not that you haven't been to the Monkey Market, how beautiful the ladies and ladies there look like in gold and silver, silk and satin, you haven't seen it, but now you come to ask me this kind of nonsense?!" In fact, where are those people good-looking? What looks good is just the shirt and skirt I wear, I want to be able to have their outfits, and I can't look thousands of times better! ”
"Oh, that's that, junior sister, you are naturally beautiful, whether it is the monkey clan or other demon species, there is no talent like you!" Sun Wukong laughed and coaxed her, but he couldn't help it.
This is the reason why Sun Wukong ran to the monkey market and was reluctant to steal his daughter's shirt and skirt, he didn't dare to buy it in the store with great fanfare, thinking that for the sake of his sister, it was better to pretend to be a little monkey and steal a few sets, so as not to attract attention, but he didn't think about it, and in the end not only attracted people's attention, but also helped Yiyi to give up his wealth and make many transactions.
In addition to dresses, Sun Wukong also cares about other things, that is, the situation related to the general realm.
Zi'er is a person who has walked around that place, this time it is really a nowhere to find a place to step on the iron shoes, it takes no effort to get it, he has sent so many people to check the west, but in the end it was his junior sister who got the first-hand information. If Zi'er can make this great achievement, who else in Huaguo Mountain will dare to dislike her in the future?