Chapter 376: Get What You Want
Xiaohongda came to her son at night to complain, waiting for his words. When you hear about adding new things, isn't the meaning of those words obvious? Her wrinkled old face immediately smiled, and she nodded again and again: "Okay, it's still my son's filial piety, if your adoptive father sees it in the sky, he will have to praise you!" ”
Hey, the old lady is really an old child, a minute ago she was worried about the clouds, and a minute later the clouds and fog will disperse, and she will smile. Mother is so easy to coax, Hong Wei is also happy to relax, beckoning to Mao Yu'er and calling him over.
Holding high the deadly stick, the thugs who wanted to take the lives of the three people lowered their arms and spread out one by one, and the three masters and apprentices who were hugging each other suddenly breathed fresh air when they were suffocated by drowning, and everyone sucked hard into their lungs, which was considered alive.
As soon as he came back to life, Brother Meng scolded in a low voice: "Who are you two little rabbit cubs?" How old are you and you can't stand this scare? ”
The hairy fish and the hairy shrimp looked at each other, then at their pants, and said in unison: "Master, you should check yourself first, we didn't pee!" ”
"Huh?" Brother Meng realized that he was ugly, and he slapped himself in public......
With the presence of the old lady, the helmsman generally did not dare to open the killing ring, in case the mother's old age and heart could not bear it, which has become a practice in Jin Shengtang.
Mao Yu'er got the talisman, how dare he disobey the helmsman's summons? Without a moment's delay, he jumped over and asked with a sweaty face, "What does the helmsman command?" If you don't want to die, you can do it! ”
Hong Wei kicked him in the face, although it was not heavy, it was enough for him to hurt for a while, and there was a smell of blood in his mouth, thinking that he had kicked out a big tooth.
How dare hairy fish complain? The smile did not decrease, but when he spoke again, he was indistinct. Not to mention the pain, the fallen tooth still dare not spit out, this is really knocked out of the tooth and swallowed in the stomach.
Hong Weiyi said to him angrily: "Mao Yu'er, you kid is a strange elf all day long, and he is as slippery as a loach. You have heard what the old lady said just now, and now I will send you to follow the old lady in the future, and to amuse her old man. If you don't die today, it doesn't mean that you will be able to live a peaceful life from now on. I'll tell you, if the old lady hasn't laughed for a day, you'll have to wait for thirty boards in the evening. If you don't laugh every day, you will suffer every day until you lose your breath! Do you understand? ”
"Huh? This ......" hairy fish, the sweat that had just dried up, came out again. The helmsman ordered him to follow the old lady from now on, and it was like a blessing from heaven to his ears, and his heart was beating with joy, and even if his mouth was kicked out, he thought it was worth it.
Following his master, Brother Meng, looks majestic and can bully people everywhere, but in fact, he licks blood with the head of the knife every day, and he can't tell when the knife is pressed down, and what falls is his hairy fish's head.
The old lady began to eat fasting and chanting Buddha since she was fifty years old, and the chickens were unwilling to kill one, so how could she kill the people around her? But Hong Wei's condition of seeing the old lady's smile every day is too harsh, but how can a big living person not have a high or low mood? When her mood is at a low point, won't she lose her life again?
Hey, it's good to be able to pick up a life at this time, if the old lady hadn't appeared in time, I was afraid that I would have opened the door when I was standing in front of the ghost gate and waiting!
After comforting himself, Mao Yuer kowtowed a few times to thank him.
Hong Wei peeked at his mother, the old lady always behaved happily, and was naturally very satisfied, so she pointed to the hairy fish and said, "You get up, this is the case first." ”
"Huh? Ahem~"
said that the wind was not cool at night, but the old lady coughed a few times at this time, so frightened that Hong Wei hurriedly took the tea himself, and almost poured it directly into his mother's mouth.
The joy on Xiaohong's face was gone, and it was as gloomy as when she first came.
"Ah~ How can I take care of the distribution of hairy fish and forget about the puppeteer?" Hong Wei was so anxious that his eyes turned black, and he complained about himself.
He put down the cup and said to Mao Yu'er: "You, drag that puppet to serve the old lady together, one day the old lady is tired of playing with the puppet, and your good days will come to an end!" ”
"What? How can there be so many conditions? The hairy fish was filled with thunderbolts in his ears, and he wanted to cry without tears.
Well, in the future, I can only look forward to the old immortal mother-in-law cracking her toothless mouth and laughing every day! There is also a puppeteer, now the two of them are tied together, forming a pattern of sharing the same fate with the same breath, he has to always pretend to be dead, there is no fun at all, he has to go around without eating!
After Luban No. 7 swung those two times, there was no movement again. Mao Yu'er walked over and pushed him, but he actually "made a noise" and collapsed on the ground like a pile of waste wood......
The turmoil overnight finally subsided, and Brother Meng took the hairy shrimp and left the martial arts field like a lost dog, and went back to their house to rest, waiting for the next storm to come. Before leaving, the two of them glared at Mao Yu'er viciously, which means that you kid is waiting, if you get a benefit, don't cover us, be careful that your good life will come to an end immediately!
Mao Yu'er arranged a new place to live, in the ear room of the old lady's beautiful courtyard. The servants cleared out the debris inside, and then put on the bedding, although it was not luxurious, the hairy fish was very happy to see it.
In the eyes of others, Luban No. 7 is just a useless doll, and its biggest use is to amuse the old lady as a toy, and there is no need to set up a room for him, so either put it in the hairy fish house or take it away for the old lady.
The old lady just got this "thing", it is full of freshness and energy, why is she willing to stay on the side of the hairy fish? I couldn't wait to call a little guy into his bedroom, saying that he would sleep with a puppet in his arms at night.
Mao Yu'er has no opinion, but poor Luban No. 7 has a big opinion! The dignified underworld spy, who was ordered by Lord Zhong Kui to come out to investigate, actually wanted to sleep with a shriveled old woman and play the role of a plush doll? That's a shame, isn't it? Hey, why bother in the first place? Talk well to Hong Wei, don't always pretend to be dead and parrot, won't there be no such trouble?
"It turns out that being a spy is so fortunate, I knew that I would have asked Lord Zhong for another errand!" Luban No. 7 still maintains the lifeless posture he likes to pose, but his heart is like a sea and a river, and he can't tell what it feels like.
This old woman, don't look old, it's quite sweet to sleep. She served the maids and changed their clothes, lay down comfortably on the bed, and kept trying to tease Luban No. 7 to talk. She is not as calculating as her son, as long as the puppeteer can speak, even if it is a parrot, she can have a sense of accomplishment, but the puppeteer is just like a pile of wood, and she can't open her mouth!