455 Zhang said he was punished
"Wechen meets the emperor." Zheng Peng respectfully saluted Li Longji.
Li Longji saw that it was Zheng Peng, and laughed: "At that time, I guessed whether it was Zheng Aiqing, and I really guessed correctly." ”
It was an unintentional sentence, but the people present couldn't help but feel a pang in their hearts, and Zheng Peng's eyes were a little strange.
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart, Li Longji's words reveal an important message: not only remember Zheng Peng, but also habitually define Zheng Peng as a person with special abilities, which is a high evaluation.
Zheng Peng was also a little surprised, and hurriedly said: "It's just to make some gadgets to add some joy to the Shangyuan Festival, but I didn't expect to alarm the emperor, please forgive the emperor." ”
Li Longji smiled and helped Zheng Peng up: "What is Aiqing's crime, this lantern is not only good, but also adds a lot of joy to the Shangyuan Festival, even the people of the mission are also alarmed, ask me what kind of lantern it is, just right, you tell Kang Shilang, let him tell those messengers." ”
"There is General Lao Zheng" Kang Shilang arched his hand to Zheng Peng.
Zheng Peng hesitated for a moment, and quickly said: "Kang Zhilang, that is a hot air balloon used in the battle of Liancheng, with a little use, it can be used to attack the city and seize the land, you tell them that this is a gift from God to add joy to the Tang Dynasty." ”
Song Jing nodded and said, "That's right, this kind of sharp weapon has to be kept secret." ”
"Just do what the two Aiqing want." Li Longji made the final decision.
Weak countries have no diplomacy, for the strong Tang Dynasty, it is merciful not to send troops to destroy you, and you don't have to pay attention to whether those envoys are happy or not, if you dare to go against Li Longji's will, it is to kill the envoys, and those countries do not think of revenge, but hurriedly send people to Chang'an to pay tribute and ask for guilt.
"Huh" Yao Chong looked at Zheng Peng with some surprise, and then said with some sighs: "It's better to be young, but even if you are young, you can't be as graceful as General Zheng." ”
As soon as Yao Chong spoke, all the ministers set their eyes on Zheng Peng, and soon found that the New World was the same, and they joked one after another:
"People are not romantic, looking at Chang'an, no one is on the right side of General Zheng."
"On the Shangyuan Festival, surrounded by women, General Zheng is really blessed."
"Guys, guess what, the red lips on that dress are from which Oiran is it?"
"Don't say I haven't paid attention to it, there are at least more than ten lip prints on this body, just now General Zheng was admiring the moon, lanterns or beauties, hahaha"
I didn't pay attention just now, after Yao Chong opened his mouth, everyone found that Zheng Peng had a lot of lip prints on his neck and clothes, and they joked with envy and jealousy.
When you are summoned by the emperor, you won't sleep with a beautiful woman at home, right?
Zheng Peng said a little embarrassed: "Everyone, it's rude, it's rude, it's just that the lady in Chang'an City is too enthusiastic, and when she walked to the street, she had to come over to say hello, but she didn't expect that there were so many people, maybe she accidentally bumped into it." ”
Wu Zhuangyuan accompanied, the imperial guards opened the way, Zheng Peng once again had unlimited scenery, that is, Xiao Tuan'er of Qunfang Courtyard teased first, many women followed and coaxed, swarming up, Zheng Peng saw that they were so enthusiastic, he stopped the horse and said hello to them, I don't know which woman pulled, pulled Zheng Peng off the horse, dozens of women rushed up, as if taking advantage of the kiss and up and down their hands, so that Zheng Peng's "key parts" also made people pinch a few times, almost screamed out in pain on the spot, Guo Ziyi persuaded those enthusiastic women to leave, It's what it is.
The atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty is very open, women wear men's clothes, low-cut dresses, and pass books with their favorite people Hongyan or something, as long as their parents do not intervene, others will not look at people with colored glasses, like Wu Zetian and Princess Taiping, which are representatives of the open style.
Zhang Shuo blinked and said, "The old man has been living for decades, how come he hasn't met such a passionate beauty?" It seems that General Zheng's charm is great, hehe. ”
Everyone laughed, even Li Longji was no exception.
It's the Shangyuan Festival, this is not the court, and an important minister like Zhang Shuo doesn't hurt to make a joke.
Zheng Peng also laughed, on this occasion, being ridiculed is a manifestation of status.
Gao Lishi on the side pointed to the direction of Shengye Fang and suddenly said, "Your Majesty, look, the word lamp has gone down." ”
Zheng Peng immediately explained: "Your Majesty, the hot air balloon is in the air, it has a time limit, and it can't be stopped in the air all the time, so it will be pulled back to the ground and refueled at about an hour, and at the same time as the fuel, we can also change the word lamp, please wait for a while, and there will be a surprise soon." ”
With experience, it is not difficult to do, Zheng Peng made five hot air balloons at once, four small and one large, pulled down here, and that side can be lifted off immediately.
In the blink of an eye, two new hot air balloons slowly rose into the air again with two lines of word lights.
Li Longji couldn't help but read: "The people of the country are arrogant, and they come from all directions." It's a good eight directions to come to court, good, good, good, good. ”
Which emperor doesn't want his prestige to spread far and wide, and which emperor doesn't want to be admired by more people, the sentence "coming from all directions" simply hit the softest place in Li Longji's heart, and he called out six good words in a row.
"Lux, Zhu Bi is waiting." Li Longji suddenly shouted.
Gao Lishi hurriedly presented the red pen, Li Longji took the red pen, and lit the word lamp in the air: "The lantern made by Zheng Aiqing is novel and auspicious, and I am characterized by a lamp." ”
"The emperor's grace is vast, and the micro-ministers thank the lord Longen." Zheng Peng hurriedly saluted and thanked him.
Guo Ziyi said a prophecy, and he really guessed it.
I heard that there will be a lot of rewards for being made a lamp leader, and after seeing Li Longji's "bounty", Zheng Peng didn't have much hope for a generous reward, but when he thought of going back, he could see Lan Duo with a suffocated face, and his heart was secretly refreshed.
Life must be happy, if you can get it, you can get it, who makes yourself happy when you get it.
"Hahaha, General Zheng, congratulations on being lit for your first shot" Song Jing said happily: "I didn't expect that General Zheng was not only both civil and military, but also ingenious, admiring and admiring." ”
Song Jing was really happy, and made a bet with Zhang Shuo, thinking that he would lose face in front of Song Jing, but he didn't expect to kill the word lamp at the most critical time, and successfully captured Li Longji's "emperor's heart".
On the surface, it was a congratulatory message, but in fact it was a reminder to Zhang: He lost.
"Where, it's a moment of rejoicing, Song Xiang's praise." Zheng Peng hurriedly said modestly.
Li Longji was mentioned by Song Jing, and quickly remembered the bet, and said happily: "By the way, the two Aiqing still have a bet, Song Aiqing, you won this time, what reward do you want?" ”
"It's just a joke during the banquet, and the minister doesn't dare to ask for a reward." Song Jing said with a serious face.
"I said that if I want to reward, I will definitely reward it" Li Longji thought about it and quickly had an idea: "Song Aiqing has worked hard for the country and is tired, this time Silla sent a lot of beauties to reward Aiqing with two maidservants, let them serve the Qing family well." ”
Song Jing was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly knelt down to thank him: "Thank you, Lord Longen, the minister has always done his best for the Tang Dynasty, and he has died." ”
Gold and silver Song Jing is not rare, but the women offered by Silla, all of them have outstanding looks and are very popular in the upper class of the Tang Dynasty.
Beauty is a popular resource at any time, even Zhang Shuo looked at Song Jing with some envy.
It's just a little bit, otherwise, those two Silla beauties are their own.
In order to show respect for the Tang Dynasty, when the king of Silla paid tribute to beauties, he screened them throughout the country, and during the screening, marriage was forbidden throughout the country, so the quality of the beauties paid tribute was guaranteed, and money could not buy them.
Li Longji coughed dryly and said: "If there is a reward, there will be a punishment, so it is fair, Zhang Aiqing, you lost this time, how do you want me to punish you?" ”
Zhang Shuo knelt down on one knee: "Weichen is all up to His Majesty." ”
Li Longji thought for a while, pointed at Zheng Peng and said, "Zheng Aiqing, you have the most ghost ideas, why don't you talk about it, how to punish it?" ”
Zheng Peng didn't expect this kind of bad thing to fall on his head, but the emperor opened his mouth about it, and he couldn't refuse, he thought about it after hearing it, and quickly had an idea: "Such a grand festival needs a good poem to remember and pass it on, Zhang Shangshu is recognized as a great talent, how about punishing him to compose a poem?" ”
"This is a wonderful idea" Li Longji immediately spoke: "Zhang Aiqing, I ordered you to write a poem, if you do it well, I will have another reward, if you don't do it well, then I will double the punishment, understand?" ”
"Obey." Zhang said respectfully and respectfully.