Chapter 873: Life in Farming
"Don't go in a hurry, it's rare to meet such an interesting man as Gao Xiang, this palace hasn't even said the beginning, how can you leave in a hurry." Xiao's Leland laughed.
Gao Fangping said: "Wise and martial Niangniang, your proportion in the Liao Kingdom is too large, the balance is about balance, with a Tyrannosaurus rex like you on the other side, no matter how big the firepower is, the minister can't hold the balance at this end." ”
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Xiao's Lilan thought for a while and said, "You are a big freak, what kind of exquisite heart do you need to make you so nonsense but not too annoying?" ”
"Talking to you is the greatest feat ever performed by the minister. It's really exciting. Gao Fangping said with a smile.
Xiao's inner bottom felt very hurt, and the cultivation and strength that he had cultivated over the years were not very useful in front of this heartless guy. In fact, the queen thought about a lot of his troubles early in the morning, and felt that she could use them to threaten him, such as his unclear relationship with the Empress of Western Xia, the abuse of underage girls in the Liao clan, and so on.
But when he really came face to face with him, Xiao's Lilan vaguely felt that these things could not threaten this person. If I really say this, it will make the queen of Liao look very vulgar in front of him.
I don't know why, Xiao's Lilan subconsciously didn't want to look tacky in front of him.
In fact, the cunning Gao Fangping really has an appetite for her, because although Xiao Gao is talking nonsense, such an interactive dialogue makes Xiao's Lilan subconsciously feel very interesting.
Thinking about it, the queen mother had a headache, rubbing her temples, and inadvertently returned to her domineering spirit.
"Are you too smart, or is Hongu too brainless?" Xiao's Lilan suddenly asked.
"Why did the mother say this?" Gao Fangping Road.
"Somehow, talking nonsense with you like this actually makes this palace feel wonderful, and I'm embarrassed to say things that offend you too much." Shaw's Leland said.
Gao Fangping said: "Because people have feelings and feelings, and the minister's admiration for Niangniang has reached the level of spiritual beliefs beyond the conventional, so it is not surprising that you are gentle with me in order to repay my filial piety." ”
"Okay, until now, you're still messing around, and Bengong is really angry, and Bengong is going to start asking." She said.
Gao Fangping pondered, if Lao Tzu could stuff your sexy mouth with something, it would have been stuffed a long time ago, and you would have to keep talking?
"Gao Xiang, you talked with my Uncle Deridy all night before, and this palace is very interested in knowing the content of your discussion?" Xiao's Lilan asked officially.
Gao Fangping bowed slightly and said, "Niangniang, forgive me, this is a diplomatic secret of my Song Kingdom." ”
"Roar, now you are the Prime Minister of the Song Kingdom, a diplomatic secret." Xiao's Lilan glanced at him and said, "Then before you hid in the territory of the Western Xia people and shamelessly abused my Liao State clan girl, I don't know if this is a diplomatic secret of your high minister?" ”
"Uh......" Gao Fangping replied to her.
Xiao's Lilan suddenly said: "The stealing of an important person from Uncle Deridy's house was actually done by Li Xianyao of Western Xia, saying that it was the act of jumping off the wall to wipe his ass after he did something wrong." And he went to Xiao's Lydi to turn himself in and confess his guilt. So it looks like the whole incident has a result and the case is closed. But many of the insiders involved in it have also been broken here, and I have to say that when the whole incident is connected in series, it has your Gao style. So this palace concluded that you were the one who stole people from Xiao's inside. What do you think? ”
"No opinion, it's just your wishful thinking, mother." Gao Fangping Road.
"Do you think I really don't believe it when I go to Xiao Inside?" Xiao's Lilan said again.
Gao Fang said indifferently: "Whether he believes it or not, it doesn't matter. In fact, whoever did this Lao Xiao didn't care about the truth, on the contrary, the truth was about to be revealed, and if the truth would embarrass him, he would cover up the truth. Niangniang, some things happen when they happen, it's not good to get to the bottom of it, what everyone needs is undoubtedly just a superficial balance, just have an explanation. So now that Lee Hyun-yao is dying, this matter is really over here. ”
"It's rare for this palace to threaten you once, if you don't cast a rat bogey, forget it, such a heartless correspondence will make this palace embarrassed, and you still say that you respect me." Xiao's Lilan said with a strange expression.
After hesitating for a while, Xiao's Lilan looked kind and loving, and said distressedly: "Take us to rest, we have to serve him well, you see him like a porcelain doll, don't let him accidentally break his skull, if he is injured in the head fish banquet, it will make His Majesty lose face." ”
Then she got up and left, leaving a faint scent lingering around......
Gao Fangping couldn't stay idle and lived a farming life in the Liao Imperial Palace.
In fact, Xiao Gao didn't know how to farm, but because the spring ploughing season came, Gao Fangping killed those flowers and plants in the courtyard of the post house in the imperial city, took farm tools and began to turn over the soil, and asked Yelu Sledgehammer for some seeds, and at the same time went to pick two buckets of women's manure to come over as base fertilizer.
The of the girls really stinks, but it's also the best base fertilizer, Gao Fangping thinks so.
These actions made Xiao, who was secretly paying attention to him, very worried about his mental state. He's not going to be crazy.
Ye Luyuan reported: "Qi Yu Niangniang, he is definitely not crazy, he is humble and observant, on the contrary, he enjoys it. You can see that he really likes farming. ”
"Men who like farming are the most attractive."
Xiao's Lilan is eating the famous dish of the Southern Dynasty called Flower Chicken in a beautiful manner, so he said.
"......" Yelu Sledgehammer had nothing to say, and lowered his head. Wait for her to continue the foreshadowing.
Xiao's Lilan is tearing her hands whether she eats chicken or sheep, and I saw her tear off a tender chicken and eat it in her mouth, and said: "The beggars are all over the world, and they are hated because this famous dish is called flower chicken." Because, people who are not beggars are reluctant to eat chickens, and they are very expensive to raise as a dependent, and every day they look through the autumn water and count on the chickens to lay eggs, and after selling the eggs, they exchange for some grain for the winter. But the chickens raised by poor families were often stolen by the beggars, and they were made into flower chickens for the elders to eat. Actually, this is the recipe of the royal family. “
"......" Jerry Sledgehammer continued to be speechless.
Xiao's Lilan took another bite and muttered: "Gao Fangping is a strange person, he started working hard since his debut, and it took six years, and now chickens are no longer precious." Have you noticed that he is farming with his head down in the Southern Dynasty, and in the blink of an eye, the whole world has changed a lot. ”
In the end, she is still a woman, more sensual, and she makes no secret of her affection for smart and capable men. It's very straightforward.
Of course, it was also very direct for her to harm Gao Fangping, and when it came to Cao Cao, she brought half a chicken called Hua Ji to find Cao Cao. Seeing that Xiao Gao was rolling up his trouser legs and farming, Xiao's Lilan directly suspected that there was pulled out by Bengong among his two dung buckets.
"You are enjoying yourself, you don't jump, you don't make trouble, you don't hang, if only my King Qin was as well-behaved as you." Xiao's Leland laughed.
No wonder Gao Fangping's eyelids are always jumping, and sure enough, she is in trouble again.
The so-called King of Qin is Ye Luding, her son of waste wood. These mothers spare no effort to set up people for their sons.
The eldest son of Emperor Tianzuo was Yelu Aolu, but he was not born to her, the queen, but to Concubine Wen Xiao Sese. For this reason, of course, some palace fighting dramas will be staged. Xiao Fengxian, the later powerful minister of the Liao State, that is, her brother and the uncle of King Qin, naturally wanted to reconcile Concubine Wen and her son. So it naturally became a mess.
Now it is Xiao Feng who fell out of favor first and was suppressed by Xiao's inside. But these signs of struggle for the future of rights have now begun.
This is why Gao Fangping doesn't want to bird her, but she keeps harassing Gao Fangping. There was no need to think about it, this woman who was persecuted and delusional must have some inside information, so she suspected that Gao Fangping and Lao Xiao Chang had been talking all night, and they were discussing how to use the rebellion of the enemy martyrs to completely pit her brother Xiao Fengxian to the end.
If Xiao Fengxian is swept to the end and loses the possibility of rising, then of course her son King Qin will be half abolished, unless they launch the Liao State's own "Xuanwumen Change", otherwise they are destined to be slowly marginalized.
Of course, Xiao Fengxian is not easy to be killed by a person, but what worries Xiao's Lilan is that now that Gao Fangping and Xiao's Uncle Lidi are wearing a pair of pants, then everything is possible. Empress Xiao is very aware of Gao Fangping's treachery and ability, a man who can plant the field well, he can also have good means to trap people.
When people have nothing to do, they have more thoughts, and there are more moths. So now the Liao State of the long life is the time when there are the most moths.
Of course, if Gao Fangping hadn't intervened, two years later, Ah Gu would have fought together, they wouldn't have had the heart to toss these, they could only watch the Jurchens who started with thousands of people attack the city and become invincible, and then their Liao Kingdom will die step by step.
"Niangniang, I think you think you think too much, Lao Xiao and I haven't talked about any issues about the Liao clan, those things you think in your heart, it's none of my business, and I don't want to know in the future." Gao Fangping Road.
"You make Hongu very sad when you say that. You took care of the affairs of the sons of the Yelu Nanxian family, but you didn't care about the affairs of the palace. Xiao's Lilan said nonsense.
Gao Fangping was surprised, and she didn't know how she came to the conclusion that Lao Tzu had asked about the heir of the Li family?
"Don't deny it." Shaw's Ryland Road.
"But I don't admit it, it's none of my business." Gao Fangping hurriedly shook his hand.
Xiao's Lilan pointed to the half of the flower chicken she brought, and pointed with a demagogic look: "This is called a flower chicken." ”
"Yes, I see that." Gao Fangping rolled his eyes.
"The palace and civilians, now there are more and more opportunities to eat called flower chicken, which is not the patent of the beggars. So Hongu knows that this is your farming, and you can see that you are a person who likes farming. "Shaw's Rylandau.
"And then?" Gao Fangping blinked.
"The conclusion is that in this world, I am the one who really understands you. Maybe...... Did you choose the wrong person among your allies in Liao? Xiao's Lilan also blinked her beautiful eyes.
Gao Fangping couldn't help but feel stunned, he really looked a little frightened by her.
"Gao Xiang, now that a chicken named Huaji has exposed the truth, are you a little excited?" Xiao's Leland laughed.
"In short, I am a principled person, and loyalty and righteousness are my style. Even if I put more than 200 catties in this Liao Kingdom Palace, I will not accept the bewitchment of Niangniang. Gao Fangping said.
Xiao's Leland felt very hurt, but she also admired a man who could forcefully refuse a beautiful woman's request. In her impression, there are almost no people who will reject her, including Emperor Liao.
So in order to turn around the awkward atmosphere, she looked Gao Fangping's figure up and down, glanced at him and said, "Do you have more than two hundred pounds, it looks like it's true." ”
Gao Fangping scratched his head and smiled: "Khan, my more than 200 catties in Da Song are only about fifty kilograms, what I said is a little vague, but it is not wrong." One day in the future, I will unify the weights and measures of the world. ”
"Okay, seeing that you are so thin and weak, and you have such a character, this palace has decided not to bully you for the time being, tomorrow is the head fish banquet, you will restore the identity of the Song Guozhong scholar, and enter the big tent of the leather room with the palace, and meet my majesty."
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