Chapter 322: It Stinks! It stinks!
Lu Meng lowered his head, looked in the direction of the camp, and replied, "Teacher, Huzi hasn't come back yet." ”
After Wang Can heard this, he felt a little irritable in his heart.
Zhang Hu's kid took ten people to investigate the situation, but he didn't come back until now, so Wang Can had to worry, after all, this was the first time the teenagers participated in actual combat, and there were no drills except for basic training. Now facing Zhang Lu's tens of thousands of troops, if you don't pay attention to it, it will be the result of death. Wang Can took a deep breath and ordered, "Amon, you take two people to investigate, are they safe?" Report back immediately if you find something! ”
"No!"
Lu Meng made a move and shouted in a low voice: "Liu Yuan, Lei Cheng, come with me!" ”
After finishing speaking, Lu Meng took Liu Yuan and Lei Cheng to bow their waists, bypassed the direction of the main entrance of the camp, and quickly ran towards the outer edge of Zhang Lu's camp.
Since all the teenagers were clothed in leaves and weeds, and wore straw hats woven of weeds on their heads, it was easy for the three of them to think that the wind was blowing and the weeds were shaking, and it was difficult to be spotted. Lu Meng took the two of them to bypass the camp in front of Zhang Lu and touched the back of the camp.
After a short time, Zhang Hu was found behind the camp.
Lu Meng squatted down against Zhang Hu and asked in a low voice, "Huzi, it's been more than half an hour, why haven't you replied to the news?" ”
Zhang Hu said: "Brother Lu, I just brought someone here to lurk, and I haven't had time to spread the news yet. ”
When Lu Meng heard this, he said, "The teacher saw that you haven't come back for half an hour, and he is worried about your safety. By the way, you said you just lurked here, could it be that there is something strange about this place? ”
Zhang Lu led 30,000 Yizhou troops and 6,000 elite soldiers, and the camp was very large.
Because of the large number of people, it is also very difficult to find Zhang Lu's camp.
Zhang Hu smiled, with a smug look on his face, and said: "I took my brothers to wander outside the camp and found that the Yizhou soldiers were all here to solve their personal problems, so I came here to lurk. However, this group of turtle grandchildren peeing in groups, and after so many people, none of them are alone, and it is very difficult to catch a few people and mix in. ”
After hearing this, Lu Meng immediately became interested.
If you haven't found a single order for the time being, it doesn't mean that you haven't been there.
As long as you lurk here and wait, there is a chance. Lu Meng turned around and ordered, "Liu Yuan, you immediately bring the news here to the teacher, and let the teacher bring all the other brothers over." ”
"No!"
Liu Yuan nodded and hurriedly ran to tell Wang Can the news.
Not long after Liu Yuan left, there were suddenly scattered footsteps and chatting in the camp.
Lu Meng prostrated himself on the ground, raised his head slightly, and looked at the Yizhou army that came out, with a touch of joy on his face. Because he saw that only three soldiers staggered out, if he and Zhang Hu and eleven other people joined forces to knock over the three soldiers, they could get three sets of clothes of the Yizhou army, and then find a way to blend in.
However, just as Lu Meng was thinking about how to deal with the three soldiers who appeared in front of him, there were scattered footsteps in the camp.
"Click! Click! ……”
The footsteps came from far and near, and as far as the eye could see, ten more Yizhou soldiers appeared.
"What a bad luck!"
More than a dozen soldiers appeared at once, and Lu Meng's heart suddenly turned from excitement to disappointment. He and Zhang Hu were 100% sure that they would kill the thirteen Yizhou soldiers with eleven teenagers, but they couldn't stop the Yizhou soldiers from shouting, so they could only continue to hide in the grass and lurk still.
"Eh, I've been sick lately."
"yes, so do I."
"That's it, I have diarrhea too."
"This is a phenomenon of not adapting to the soil and water, and it is normal."
……
More than a dozen soldiers, while whispering, took off their pants and opened fire on Zhang Hu, Lu Meng and the others. Fortunately, Lu Meng and the others were far away from the soldiers, otherwise they would definitely have to be irrigated by the Yizhou soldiers. After a few of the Yizhou soldiers were relieved, they said: "Brothers, let's go back first, you can enjoy it here slowly." ”
Of the thirteen Yizhou soldiers, six returned to the camp after peeing.
The remaining seven soldiers rolled up their pants, pouted their white buttocks and aimed at Lu Meng and the others, and kept bombing the earth.
"Brother Lu, I can't stand it anymore. It stinks, it stinks. ”
Zhang Hu pinched his nose, his immature face became a bitter gourd face, and there was a look of resentment in his eyes. With that look, I can't wait to rush up and finish off all the seven soldiers who were squatting on the ground and pouting their butts. Zhang Hu lowered his voice when he spoke, but the night was silent, and the quiet, quiet night around him made Zhang Hu's voice a little louder.
The veteran who was squatting on the ground and moved his ears and shouted: "Who, who is talking?" ”
Immediately, the veteran wiped his buttocks, quickly stood up, and looked into the distance.
Seeing that there was silence around him, without the slightest movement, the veteran showed a puzzled look on his face, and muttered to himself: "Strange, I just heard someone talking?" How can you not see anyone? The veteran reached out and lifted his trousers, took a few steps forward, craned his neck to look at the weeds in the distance, and exclaimed, "Who is that?" I see you, come out, come out! If you don't come out again, Lao Tzu will use a knife. ”
Zhang Hu fell prostrate on the ground, not daring to come out, his heart hanging in mid-air, pounding non-stop.
Lu Meng tilted his head and glared at Zhang Hu, eager to slap Zhang Hu twice.
The veteran yelled a few times, but when he saw that there was still no response in the weeds, he did not continue to investigate the surrounding situation. What he just said was a bluff, as long as there were really people in the weeds, he would probably be scared out of him when he heard what he said. However, Zhang Hu and Lu Meng were trained by Wang Can, and although they had no actual combat experience, they were also very stable and did not rush to fight with the veterans.
The recruit, who was still squatting on the ground, shook his head, saw the cautious appearance of the veteran, and said with a smile: "Old Mo, I see that you are too nervous, where is there anyone in this ghost place?" ”
The veteran's surname is Mo, and the other soldiers call the veteran Lao Mo.
When Lao Mo heard this, he shook his head and said, "Don't lie to you, I really heard someone talk." ”
The recruit asked, "Then what did you tell the brothers?" ”
Lao Mo showed an embarrassed look on his face and said, "That voice says it stinks, it stinks!" ”
"Hahaha......"
When several recruits heard this, they immediately laughed loudly, and their eyes narrowed with laughter. After laughing, the recruit said: "Old Mo, I see that you think it stinks, and you will say this when you think so!" Eh, the brothers are squatting here and, all of them excrete the filth in their stomachs, and it must not smell good. Old Mo, now that you're marching all day, I think you're too nervous, go back, go back, rest early! ”
Lao Mo shook his head and sighed, turned around and returned to the camp.
After Lao Mo entered the camp, several recruits burst into laughter again, with a sneering look on their faces.
"Too timid!"
"It's all a frightened bird!"
……
The remaining six recruits are a word you say, I am a word, and they keep saying this.
Not long after, two of the six soldiers stood up, put on their trousers, and returned to the camp. At this time, there were only four soldiers squatting on the ground outside the camp, and after a while, two more returned. At this time, only two soldiers were left squatting on the ground, chatting and talking slowly.
At this time, among the weeds in the distance, Zhang Hu and Lu Meng were relieved, and they didn't even know when Wang Can came.
Wang Can asked, "Ameng, what's the situation?" ”
When Lu Meng heard this, a look of astonishment appeared on his face, and he immediately reacted and said, "Teacher, there are only two people, and they are squatting on the ground and. ”
Wang Can looked over and saw two white flowers' buttocks exposed.
This is a great opportunity!
Wang Can's heart moved, and a strange smile appeared on his face. Immediately, he leaned down and put his ear on the ground, feeling whether there was a sound of footsteps coming from the middle camp, and made sure that no one was coming, so he whispered: "Ameng, Huzi, no one has come out in the camp now, you two and I quietly lurked up together, knocked these two unconscious and dragged them out." ”
Since the two recruits were facing the camp with their heads facing the camp and their buttocks facing Wang Can's direction, they didn't notice the arrival of Wang Can, Lu Meng and Zhang Hu at all.
Before Wang Can rushed forward, the two had already wiped their buttocks and stood up.
Just as the two of them lowered their heads and buckled their belts, Wang Can, Lu Meng and Zhang Hu quietly stepped forward and slapped the necks of the two recruits, knocking them unconscious. Zhang Hu and Lu Meng dragged one recruit, and Wang Can ran into the weeds with another recruit. When the three of them were walking halfway, Wang Can's ears moved, and he noticed that another soldier came out of the camp, and hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up, someone is coming out again." ”
The three of them spread their feet, rushed into the weeds, and hid.
The soldier who had just walked out of the camp looked at the shaking weeds, rubbed his eyes, and said loudly: "I saw a figure shaking in the weeds, is there a ghost?" ”
", that's the wind, you know?"
A soldier showed a stunned look on his face, and immediately slapped the head of the soldier who spoke, and scolded: "Hurry up, go back to bed early after peeing, and you have to continue to rush tomorrow?" ”
Still, the soldier was taken aback by the first to speak, fearing that there was a ghost.
"Yes, yes!"
The soldier who spoke shook his head, lifted his robe, took off his pants and began to irrigate the earth.
PS: The first update, ask for collections, flowers.