Chang'an City, the largest and most prosperous capital in the world at that time, in addition to the neat planning and semi-military management, there is also an interesting phenomenon, that is, the bigger the official, the earlier he gets up.

The time of the Tang Dynasty was Mao (about 4 o'clock in the morning-5 o'clock in the morning, the roll call is called "Dianmao" This is how it came), "Ming Emperor Miscellaneous Records": "The five drums are rising, the fire is full of doors, and the desire will be towards the court, and the Xuan cover is like a city."

This is a true portrayal of the hundred officials in the hazy dawn.

The time of the court is the hour, but the officials cannot go to the court at the same time, they have to wash and eat something before going to the court, they have to pay attention to their appearance, and they have to calculate the time it takes to get from home to the palace, and many ministers have to get up at about three o'clock in the morning to prepare.

In order to sleep more, some officials rented a house near the palace even if they couldn't afford it, like Prime Minister Yao Chong, who originally lived far away, and rented a house in Chongrenfang in order to facilitate entering the palace.

This is the treatment of important ministers, ordinary officials also get up early, Tang officials look at things (Tang Dynasty calls going to work as things) is every morning when the sun rises, at noon they take turns to go home, only work for half a day, leave a certain number of people on duty, but there is not much to prepare, you can get up a little later than when there are heavy ministers. ’

As for ordinary people, there are not so many rules, if it's okay, hug your mother-in-law and sleep until what time you want.

Lu Quan, the miscellaneous servant of Honglu Temple, was the first to go to Honglu Temple every day, cleaned up before the principals came, made tea, and on the fourth day of July, when he arrived at Honglu Temple, Hao Ran found that Cui Shaoqing had arrived one step ahead of schedule.

"The little one has seen Cui Shaoqing." Lu Quan hurriedly stepped forward and saluted.

"No courtesy" Cui Yunfeng casually responded while looking outside.

Lu Quan said with some curiosity: "Cui Shaoqing, why is it so early today?" ”

"If you don't do something well, let's deal with it in advance." Cui Yunfeng definitely wouldn't say that he was too excited, he ran over early, and waited to give Zheng Peng a dismount.

At this time, the servant who was following Cui Yunfeng made a strange sound from his arms.

Seeing that Lu Quan was a little curious, Cui Yunfeng coughed dryly, and then said, "Lu Quan"

"The little ones are here." Hearing Cui Shaoqing's call, Lu Cai immediately responded.

"Don't worry about it here, where are you waiting at the Suzaku Gate, and when you see Zheng Le coming, notify a certain person at the first time, the sooner the better, understand?"

"Understood." Although Lu Quan was a little puzzled, he still faithfully carried out Cui Yunfeng's orders. ，

After Lu Quan left, Ah Cai said a little strangely: "Xiao Langjun, in fact, you don't have to be so early, Zheng Peng's guy, every time he arrives at three poles in the morning, he has been here for so long, and he only has one day on time." ”

"It's not early, I've waited too hard for this moment, and now I really don't want to wait for a moment." Cui Yunfeng said through gritted teeth.

Ah Cai glanced at his own Xiao Langjun, opened his mouth, and finally said nothing.

I have to say that Zheng Peng's guy has not seen it with his own eyes, but his ability to be angry is really good, his young master is a person who pays more attention to manners on weekdays, and he was forced to go crazy, not only did the expensive Yue Kiln tea set fall, but he was also his favorite bed beauty, and he was not less reprimanded by him.

One morning, Cui Yunfeng was a little absent-minded, and looked out from time to time, for fear that Zheng Peng would not see it, and when the sun was up, he would soon become a "Wangfu Stone", and Zheng Peng was late.

When Lu Quan came to report, Cui Yunfeng happened to see Zheng Peng walking slowly and methodically holding the turtle, patting the turtle shell as he walked, as if he had a lot of hatred.

As soon as Cui Yunfeng saw Zheng Peng, his eyes immediately became unhappy: This guy, a little Lezheng, can come whenever he wants, and he is more nourishing than his own Shaoqing.

The most hateful thing is that the word "Atu" on the turtle's back is written even bigger.

"Thin dog." Cui Yunfeng suddenly shouted loudly when Zheng Peng approached.

Zheng Peng was obviously stunned for a moment, then "pretended" to look left and right, and said with some surprise: "Cui Shaoqing, what was your name just now, there are dogs in the imperial city?" ”

Pretending, continuing to pretend, Cui Yunfeng was happy in his heart, convinced that "fine dog" was Zheng Peng's milk name, so he said with a smile: "No, the thin dog is a toad raised by a certain person." ”

"Xiao Langjun, your little dog is here." At this time, Ah Cai Meizi put a rope in Cui Yunfeng's hand, and at the other end of the rope, a fat and ugly toad was tied.

Cui Yunfeng pulled hard, made the toad scream, and then stepped on it lightly with his foot, opened his mouth and reprimanded: "Fine dog, you toad, if it's ugly, it's ugly, it's ugly, it's non-stop croaking every day, the toad is a toad, and you still want to eat swan meat, and you're ignorant." ”

Zheng Peng's face was a little unnatural, but he still smiled and said, "How did Cui Shaoqing grow a toad?" ”

Cui Yunfeng took in Zheng Peng's expression, sneered in his heart, and felt more and more that he had caught Zheng Peng's weakness, and explained when he heard the words: "A master said that there has been a villain around him recently, and raising a toad can eliminate disasters and solve problems. ”

At this time, the toad screamed, Cui Yunfeng kicked the toad two steps, regardless of the toad's scream, he opened his mouth and scolded: "Thin dog, what is it called, you are the most idle on weekdays, you do less, you scream more, you are a toad, you think you are a big person, phew." ”

Zheng Peng said a little unnaturally: "Cui Shaoqing, how do you call him a thin dog, it sounds indecent, it's better to change a more elegant name." ”

Hmph, of course you want to change its name, Cui Yunfeng thought with a sneer in his heart, because he decided that this was Zheng Peng's milk name.

Cui Yunfeng said with a smile: "It's okay, this thin dog is a cheap bone, I can't afford to give him a good name, and then I am afraid that it will cause misunderstanding, no one has a cheap name like a thin dog, so I call him a thin dog." ”

Speaking of this, Cui Yunfeng looked at Zheng Peng pointedly: "What, Zheng Lezheng has an opinion?" ”

"No, no" Zheng Peng pulled the turtle hard: "Ah Tu, what are you doing with your ** raising so high, do you have to see if I don't castrate you." ”

A hint of coldness flashed in Cui Yunfeng's eyes, and he kicked the toad again: "Thin dog, you cheap bone, don't bark when you should bark, bark when you shouldn't, and tear your mouth apart believe it or not, so as not to look annoying." ”

The two of you were talking and scolding word by word, which stunned the people of Honglu Temple: a four-grade Shaoqing and a world-famous talent, one dragged a toad, and the other pulled a turtle, like a shrew scolding the street, what happened?

The style of painting is indescribably weird.

These days, it's popular to raise these gadgets?

Soon, the people of Honglu Temple found two strange things, one is Zheng Lezheng's illness, how can it not get better, every day is still discounted like only practicing for half an hour, and the Honglu Temple, which has always been serious, seems to have become a small stage, Zheng Peng and Cui Yunfeng, each pulling their pets, get together every day "friendly" to communicate, and I don't know what to talk about.

Anyway, the faces of the two of them are not very good, and there is a vague smell of sword and crossbow.