Chapter Twenty-Six: The Evolution of the Big Dog!
Qi Xianyu glared at Tang Ning and said viciously: "If you don't make your words clear today, don't expect the old lady to let you go!" ”
Tang Ning's left hand couldn't exert force, so he used his right hand to slowly put the folding fan away. He rolled his eyes and said, "Haven't you seen that my master is actually helping Qi Fu?" ”
"Nope! I can only see that your master and Han Shen are the same dog, fooling my brother to go to the battlefield to throw his head and spill blood! ”
Tang Ning poked Qi Xianyu's head with a fan, and said sadly: "It seems that the people who can be the bandit leaders in my Great Song Dynasty don't have much IQ, even stupid women like you can play them around."
It's just that the Great Song Mansion can't help this group of brainless guys, and they don't know what the reason for this is, but it's really weird. ”
Qi Xianyu kicked Tang Ning's ass angrily, and said angrily: "Why am I stupid!" ”
"Let me ask you, what is my master's position?"
"The transfer envoy of the Yan Yan Road."
"What is my job title?"
"Governor."
"Then apart from my master and the deputy envoy of the transfer who is about to converge, who among these thousands of people has the final say?"
Qi Xianyu began to understand a little here, she suddenly realized, pointed at Tang Ning and said, "It's you!" ”
Tang Ning knocked Qi Xianyu's head with a folding fan and said with a smile: "That's why you said that you have a big chest and no brains, where I want Qi Fu to go, he has to go." I wanted him to go to war, and he had to. But I want him not to fight, and it is against military discipline for him to take the initiative to fight.
So as long as I'm okay, Qi Fu won't have much of a problem. ”
Qi Xianyu looked at Tang Ning for a long time, and finally sighed deeply and said: "No wonder your master wants you to be an official, you are born to be an official." ”
Tang Ning shook his head and said, "I've won the prize, I've won the prize......"
"He is not a good official, even if he becomes a close minister of the Son of Heaven in the future, he is also a big traitor!"
Tang Ning said angrily: "How can you smear people's innocence out of thin air? You just opened your mouth to come when nothing happened, are you really afraid that I will go to the government to sue you for slander? ”
"It's all in the title, who doesn't know?"
“……”
Qi Xianyu, who had untied the knot in his heart, was in a good mood, and Tang Ning thought that there was nothing to do, so he took Qi Xianyu to walk around the streets of Chuzhou City.
Qi Xianyu is tall and beautiful. Tang Ning is also tall and handsome. Handsome men and beautiful women walking on the road naturally have a high rate of turning heads - of course, ninety-nine percent of them are just to take another look at Qi Xianyu.
Tang Ning had never enjoyed this kind of treatment before, and now that he was in the spotlight all of a sudden, he naturally had to give birth to some idol baggage. Struggling with a ruddy complexion, in addition to a slightly obscene look, it can still make some girls who have never seen the world shake their heads.
The city itself is small, and it is not a festival, and there are not many things on the market. The two of them stopped and stopped, and after a while, they finished shopping around Chuzhou City.
Just as he was about to call a carriage to return to the barracks outside the city, he saw an oncoming carriage and slowly stopped at the gate of the city.
Four Dao Gu jumped down from the carriage, one of whom made Tang Ning a little familiar.
The wide robe was draped over the body without much undulation, and the face was covered with a white veil that covered the nose and mouth. He has a high ponytail on his head and a sword behind his back.
Tang Ning turned his head and wanted to run, he remembered who this person was, isn't this the fucking girl Pei Xiantong who wants to do something to himself once when he sees himself?
The first time I saw him was when I was with Sun He in Xiuzhou
Wait, that time, this stinky Dao Gu wore a night dress, which showed her salted fish-like figure to the fullest, and Tang Ning thought it was a man at that time.
The second time they met again was in Huqiu Mountain in Suzhou, and that time the salted fish road chief almost hacked himself to death. Fortunately, she was dizzy with this three-inch incorruptible tongue, and finally picked up a life and came back.
The third time was in Runzhou, in the small forest in the east of the city. Tang Ning hated this thing now when he thought about it, this vicious stinky woman, this damn bull's nose, actually poured the bag of itchy powder he got from Gongyi Huan into his clothes.
Your mother drops, looking for an opportunity to make you feel the pain too. But today, the master still has important things to do, so I won't worry about you, a yellow-haired girl.
Wait for the next time to let the master meet, I guarantee that you will taste the power of the master! Hum!
After scolding himself, Tang Ning pulled Qi Xianyu and prepared to flee. Who knew that Qi Xianyu's footsteps did not move, and he did not move at all. Tang Ning looked back suspiciously, and the salted fish Dao chief was walking in this direction.
"Your mom drops!" Tang Ning was in a hurry, this fucking is coming at me! Hurriedly pulled Qi Xianyu's sleeve, Tang Ning said anxiously: "Run!" That salted fish is not easy to mess with, I fought with her, and she was on par at first, but in the end she still lost!
She's too vicious, she's not human, I guess she's coming at me this time! I didn't expect her to find it here, today I take you with you to play badly, and she still has a helper, we have thirty-six plans to go for the best plan! Hurry up! ”
After saying a lot, Qi Xianyu still didn't move.
Tang Ning said angrily: "You are trying to kill me!" ”
Just as he was about to continue urging, he saw Qi Xianyu say with a smile: "Yo, isn't this Daochang Pei?" You and I are really fated to be bumped into here. ”
"Hmph, Master Qingshuang, don't come here unharmed!" Pei Xiantong snorted coldly and said without showing weakness.
Tang Ning looked at Pei Xiantong, and then at Qi Xianyu. felt a little embarrassed, and just now they didn't see themselves at all, but came to Qi Xianyu.
"Man's wife!" Qi Xianyu suddenly scolded.
"Vixen!" Almost at the same time, Pei Xiantong also scolded.
"Who are you talking vixen?"
"Who are you talking about?"
"Don't make any more noise!" Tang Ning thought about it and decided to stand up, after all, it was already an hour after noon, and it was estimated that the Seventh Army of Huaidong Road had already joined the Zhenjiang Army and the Jiankang Army at this time.
If you don't go, maybe you will be derelict in your duties, you must know that Zhou Huai's army is very strict.
So he jumped out and wanted to take Qi Xianyu away quickly. As a result, Pei Xiantong said a word, but Tang Ning was furious.
"I said how can the small city of Chuzhou accommodate you, a living bodhisattva who gives charity in the flesh, it turns out that it is because of this big dog." Pei Xiantong sneered, looking at Tang Ning and Qi Xianyu's eyes was no different from looking at a pair of dog men and women.
When Tang Ning heard this, he was furious, pointed at Pei Xiantong and said sharply: "Tell you, pay attention to what you say, I have put up with you for a long time!" I am now the superintendent of the Seventh Army of the Two Zhejiang and Huaidong Second Roads, and I am an official of the imperial court!
If you insult me, you are insulting the court! You scolded me for hurting the dignity of the court! If you don't pay attention to what you say, I will immediately send a large army to arrest you, escort you to Beijing, send you to the palace, and become a palace maid responsible for cleaning the latrines! ”
Pei Xiantong is not a soft persimmon temper, and when he heard this, he was also angry and said: "It's great to be an official?" You are not a good thing to be an official, you are not a big dog but also an official, and you are also a dog when you are an official
Official! ”
"Quality, girls' mouths are open and closed, where is your quality? Is that what your master taught you? ”
"Dog officer! Don't say I'm Master! ”
"Then you are not allowed to call me a dog officer!"
"Bah, you're a dog official, and you don't allow others to talk about it?"
"Since I became this official, I have never harmed the people, and I have not oppressed the good, why do you say that I am a dog official? Let's go to the government for a while, I will definitely talk to you. ”
"Humph! When you weren't an official before, you bullied the good people with a few stinky money, so you can pay it back when you become an official? Just because you don't do it now doesn't mean you won't do it later!
I won't go to the government with you, your officials protect each other, the big dog officials protect the little dog officials, and I'm not a fool, so I won't go! ”
"You! You! Tang Ning only felt a tightness in his chest, a sweetness in his throat, and he was almost spurted out of a mouthful of blood by this salted fish.
"I'll fight ...... you" Tang Ning was annoyed and angry, and he should have blurted out a sentence. As a result, he found that the reaction of the salted fish Taoist was faster than his own, and before he finished shouting, someone had already pulled out a sword and held it in his hand, and he was eager to try.
So he swallowed the rest of the words.
"Good men don't fight with women, I have a lot of adults, and I don't have the same knowledge as you."
"Dog officer, you are so obedient and talking, after all, you can't beat me? I ask you, what kind of skin care products are good in that pack? Pei Xiantong's arrogance was extremely arrogant, but Tang Ning couldn't do anything about her.
People are right, they can't beat her anyway. Now she's the biggest fist, she's the boss.
Tang Ning was silent, and Qi Xianyu glanced at Tang Ning thoughtfully.
"Senior sister, what are you doing? Put your sword away. Suddenly, he heard a voice coming from behind Pei Xiantong, Tang Ning looked over and saw that it was a Taoist aunt with clear eyebrows and a frowning eyebrow.
Behind him were two Dao aunts who looked equally beautiful, and these four people got down in the same carriage just now.
"Senior sister, that dog official is flamboyant, he hates it to death, last time he was in Huqiu Mountain, he told me what people can fly to the sky.
I also believed in his wickedness! Senior sister, you know that I hate people to lie to me the most, so why don't we arrest him and take him back to Guanli! Pei Xiantong pointed at Tang Ning and said.
Tang Ning glared and said, "You dare, I am an official of the imperial court!" ”
"Shut up, Dog Officer!" Pei Xiantong raised the sword in his hand towards Tang Ning and said arrogantly.
Tang Ning really didn't dare to speak anymore, who told others to be better than himself. I held my breath for a while, and in the end, I could only be sad.
Fortunately, her senior sister was still sensible, and she glanced at Pei Xiantong helplessly, and then said to Tang Ning and Qi Xianyu with an apologetic face: "Two good people, I'm really sorry. The poor junior sister is stubborn by nature, and the Guanzhong adults usually neglect to discipline her.
I hope the two good people don't mind. ”
Pei Xiantong pouted and said: "What a good person, a dog official, a bodhisattva in the flesh, is a pair of dog men and women." ”
“……”
"Senior sister, don't talk like that! Apologize! Pei Xiantong's senior sister is really a good person, Tang Ning was very moved.
"I don't!"
"If you don't apologize, I'll go back and tell Master, and then you won't be able to eat the delicious food Master made for you again!"
“…… Okay, then I'll apologize...... I'm sorry, Dog Officer. ”
“……”
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